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this is a mosaic of the mindstream, meandering musings, and heartfelt convictions of a passionate lover of life, nature, animals, femininity, luxury, and the universe.
so, no, i am not oversharing, look at the name of this account.
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Yorùbá woman - this is how Yorùbás back babies.
other Nigerians, angry.
some of us know wsup, but one day, una go talk wetin dey worry una one day.
Lmao cos other tribes in Nigeria use ropes to back their babies.
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Gbadebo is Yorùbá, and Yorùbá men and women like him will never govern a Yorùbá state.
1. he's inexperienced.
2. he's not proven to be competent.
3. he's not smart.
4. no regard for Yorùbás.
Nigerian math is thinking he deserves to win and that he lost just cus he's half-Igbo.
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NO! Masha Allah, it will never happen in our lifetime.
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@ulxma
no, it is misogyny. cause the person who posted it herself is black.
"oh, but dark skinned folks can be colorist too", yeah, well, women can be misogynists too. let's go with that angle.
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if you know Yorùbás, then you know we're really "self centered", you mans don't matter. we don't care about you.
I feel traditional Yoruba people will see us southerners as highly disrespectful 🤣. Culture is really something
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Lagos to Ondo sorted, na everything wey concern me for this road be that. if dem like make dem no finish the rest, i couldn't be arsed.
May I bring to the notice of people that FEC has approved Section 2 of the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Superhighway for construction, at a cost of N1.6 trillion.
I hope when work starts, we won’t be asked to provide FEC’s approval or asked questions surrounding FEC’s approval.
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that this was aired by Yorùbá women despite having 255k views makes me so happy.
Yoruba babes, awon temi please bless us with peng JPEGs
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as much as i like seeing Yorùbá women, i h8d this thing. again, this being aired by my sisters fills me with so much joy.
Yorùbá women are queens, tier 1 anywhere in the world, i hope they know this and always show it.
Yoruba babes, awon temi please bless us with peng JPEGs
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will probably become her favourite song when they translate it for her 😂
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you'll do everything but associate with the Yorùbá identity, you'll insult Yorùbás, stand with one side of your identity AGAINST the other, and then come back to say you're rejected.
"did he say he was rejected by Yorùbás", it's implied in one of his replies to someone.
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@keneosuji
@LagosLabour
@NgLabour
@TheSPPG
@TakeBackNaija_
1. do you have a Yorùbá parent? if not, wsup with "Olusola", is it one your parents gave you cause they like the name or something?
2. how true is it that your NGO reaches out to 700k people every week?
3. your constituency is Surulere, not NG, why aren't you speaking to that?
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99% sure she sent this to herself. no Yorùbá man asks questions like this, we are direct when we want someone.
yèyé.
No, I can’t.
I used to be so certain I didn’t mind. My whole thought process changed during the elections this year. No hate, but I just can’t 🙏💕
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if your papa wan blow, e go still come the Lagos and South West.
Lmao Yoruba people Dey always muzz me
Them no pass Lagos and south west Dey talk nonsense
Alaga kor, Ashana ni
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@notlumiixz
@xxx_ayoola
brother, streaming is mostly an American thing, with an American audience for the most part. if no be twitter, we no go sabi these streamers.
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calling 9ja women ugly cus they don't "look like" a celeb (who lives in the US, is wealthier than >95% of them, and can afford all the support itw) while being pregnant in this heIIh0Ie of a country is crazy.
crayzier cause your sheet take is based on a photo you saw online.
nigerian women would take pregnancy as an excuse to look unkept and ugly
just overfeeding the whole 9months with big nose
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Yorùbá women, eternal finesse. all my love.
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Yorùbás are speaking Yorùbá in their house, u're telling them to "try speak English" cause dem carry u for mind when dem dey record. saying "the average Yorùbá can't speak English" but it's not a diss.
when u speak Urhobo with ur folk and it makes it way out, add caption. òdè.
The problem is that Yoruba people in the quotes and cs think you’re dissing their language. Whereas we just want know what’s happening without having to look for translation.
Shey it’s the whole Nigeria that’s doing this investigation. We all love Mohbad, try speak English ejor
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@chibuikssss
@flygodT
Mohbad is Yorùbá, everyone involved is Yorùbá, it's only natural that they speak in Yorùbá. if you had asked for a translation, a Yorùbá person would have done so for you, but no, you had to be condescending.
come dey say e no deep. orí e yí.
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@OwieDestiny2
@jagabanolu
@von_Bismack
😂😂😂
yet you wanted the one that couldn't even speak Yorùbá to govern Yorùbá people.
wanted him to have a chance, and he did, got 300k votes, let's see how many Akpata gets in Edo.
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man, think before you tweet. this is insulting to every woman, particularly the women in the medical sector who have made numerous advancements.
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you don't respect your wife, and you come to tell the world on social media cause you wanna form faux "i'm so principled"? you're quite a RTD it seems.
My wife was watching the Experience last night via live streaming on YouTube, I disconnected the internet cable from the router outside, without her knowledge.
Nobody is experiencing rubbish in this house.
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every single woman on this thread.
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how did she make you an alcoholic if you met her in December 2020, but had been "drinking alcohol like juice" months before?
terrible things she did. looks like the bottle had been your friend before all of that. and you turned to it to cope.
idk sha, èyin lemò.
@novakoutique
From 19 years old too. She made me an alcoholic and full blown depressed. It’s now time to heal and be happy ❤️
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@nyaakorthe2nd
@ulxma
if you send a woman money and did not explicitly tell her it's so you can bed her, she no owe you money.
if you like send 5m, once you tag it "tfare", if she's showed up, she's fulfilled her obligations.
nobody send you make you carry molly.
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the girl is Ghanian but see as tweet rack engagement.
na everybody for south dey beef Yorùbás. and it's the only thing that unites them. take the Yorùbá out and they don't fw themselves. even the same lingo ones.
doesn't bother us tho, 1st wey go remain 1st no get time.
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you wouldn't fawking believe it, I've seen more tweets talking about the beegotry in the CS than I have seen the actual beegotry in the CS.
matter of fact, you can't find 5 bad replies that have to do with Igbos (i checked over 200 and saw just 1).
bruh! bruh!
My Igbo people, Ndi oma dum nno na FCT. Kaà aro ofuru 2024 wetera ununile agamniru. Kaa Chukwu jikenile gozikwa unulile.
Happy New Year to the good people of the FCT. May the new year bring in much prosperity. God bless us all.
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some Yorùbá people laughing at this is what I don't get. where is the joke?
and as for your Dike, you're a fawking fuul.
I get your anger. I’ll be mad all the time if my name was Ogedengbe.
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massive respect to Phyno but Reminisce did not need Olamide tax to record hits sha. and he had a lot of them.
Which Reminisce song is bigger than Phyno’s “Fada Fada” ???? Let’s be serious plssss
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@fineGyaldemi
Yorùbás are defending a Yorùbá name against insult, you're seeing Ronú, you're a d0lt.
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@kamdilicious
@EniolaEleniyan
@Letter_to_Jack
no, he was talking to you.
Yorùbá Yorùbá Yorùbá Yorùbá Yorùbá Yorùbá
does it hurt your head?
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i grew up seeing Yorùbá women with their own money, businesses, properties, independence. a man's input was extra. hence, his charm had to be sumn else.
pple talk about how the older generation TOOK sh1t from men, i must have been living under a cave.
na them I fit brag abt. 🙌🏿
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@LawrenceOkoroPG
@akintollgate
@PeterObi
how well did any of you come? with all your mardness, scams, propaganda, attacks, what did y'all achieve? zilch, zero, nothing.
all you people achieved was get Tinubu into AsoRock.
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@Ludwig_O1
@KatGole
the unfortunate bit is that one day, one unfortunate woman will marry you.
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i wouldn't feel bad about it, if this person lost their job and is never again employed in the SW.
this is so stewpid and insulting.
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@UchePOkoye
@desertinjustice
Lagos Federal Territory - 27sqmi
Lagos State - 1300sqmi
u know this, but as misinformation dey your blood, u have to lie to make yourself and others feel good about the level of development in your region, and not that the SW is utopic but dey tell yourself truth. e no dey kee.
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now tell me, is it bad if I don't want this as governor in any Yorùbá state? is it bad, if he comes out, and using the things he's said himself, i tell people to not vote for him?
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rapey men in other fields
Rapey men always choose either photography, party promoting, or DJing as a career path. Nothing else
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how e take concern you, a Yorùbá woman? how is it any of your business what an Igbo man is and isn't?
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nigerian feminist 🤝🏿 being miserable.
Before these weirdos start to sexualize Alozie
Please note the following:
She graduated from Yale University with a bachelor’s degree in Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology.
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disgusting behaviour from both genders of the ethnicity.
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if you did not add that you're Yorùbá, your claim will be invalidated?
weird flex.
~ As a Yoruba boy, I can confidently beat my chest everywhere that this is the best soup in Nigeria. Easily! No soup comes close to OHA SOUP.
None!
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Uloma and co will excuse things they stand against when it aligns with their bias,
Lola and co will excuse things they stand against when it aligns with their bias,
when, of course, hypocrisy shows up, one gang will go at the other for not sharing their own bias.
funny people.
I hear Uloma is having fun breaking down these Drake and Kendrick disses. But when it’s Nicki, she’s an old, evil witch? That’s a feminist setting double standards against women, innit.
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you're a Igbo man, but here you are, faking to be a Yorùbá woman to do this.
if Igbo men are the prize, you're not one of those.
Igbo men in UK or everywhere, listen to me very carefully. Very very carefully. Don't settle for any less. You are the prize. You heard me right. Every ethnicity all over the world, even in Nigeria, want you. I know this because I have friends from many backgrounds.
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you're a dangerous person, no difference from those OLBKs on the road, and all of you deserve to be locked up in a cage without sun for the rest of your days.
the day you take this religious sheet to a level where people have to report you to your employer, I'll be there.
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why Zik and NCNC no carry Awolowo make e to try the pan-Nigerian vision for Enugu? or make Zik himself go Kano to try am. i mean, he aligned with the North back then, why e no go there?
that dream that suffered a death-blow will keep suffering death-blows till they kingdom come.
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YomYom and his retraded followers are conflating a woman's intelligence and cognitive process from when she was 19 to now that she is 28. they expect her to be cool with a predatory age difference now that she's grown cause she was "cool" with it as a TEENAGER.
my God! Jesus!
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@Seaux_What_
@1Romethazine
seeing as the tweet you responded to doesn't affect your balance either, why are you here?
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@PureStanley1
@ogunmusi
they called them "Yorùbá òkè", but they're not Yorùbás? una mama fall down when she get Una belle? which kind stewpidity be this?
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if you detest someone and want for them to become stewpid, recommend this account to them as a valuable source of knowledge. they're guaranteed to become rithardedly stewpid in a few weeks.
such unprecedented low levels of intelligence, this one.
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i'll return home from wherever I am itw just so my acts count toward ensuring Gbadebo never has an elected governmental position in Yorùbáland, long as na election, he'll lose. he could have my sister as his vice and I'd still oppose him.
be like river no do, cry ocean. anuofia.
Lol Nigerians want coup d'etat now, but when it is time for Elections now, they will remember that somebody cannot speak Yoruba, so he cannot be Governor of Lagos
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on my mom, one woman said "Davido wey be una big man, na we hold am", she said it with this pompous glee, to which I replied "Davido wey be community penis na im una turn achievement?"
wiped that smug off her fk1n face. she start dey shalaye.
@og_beeping101
doesn't end online.
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the self8 is crayzy.
u do realise that you can actually change your ethnicity? just stop identifying as a Yorùbá, na one yèyé spanner lost. if you could leave the land too tho, would be great.
na disgrace una and the bigots dey bring to us. annoying seeing as u're fringe groups.
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religious leaders be like "this 2024, people will give birth to children".
2024 Prophecies
FOR NIGERIA
- THE WIND IS BLOWING.
- THINGS WILL GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER.
- BECAUSE THE WIND IS BLOWING, some secrets will come to the open.
For Individuals
- Because the wind is blowing, there are some people who will start the year as nothing,
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@Kano_J_A
1st frame, he says 90% of Yorùbás are under a spell.
2nd frame, he says he can't speak a word of Yorùbá even tho he speaks Igbo, Hausa, Fulfude fluently, despite living in Lagos for most of his life.
3rd frame, someone criticises sit at home, see his reply.
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@SirLeoBDasilva
@thepreco9dayz
fine surname? what does that even mean? what makes a surname fine?
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@OpeBee
in the DAWN strategy roadmap, there a part that reads "This also
recognises the co-terminosity of neighbouring States that may be willing to engage and
be part of this Development Agenda", i hope they're joking.
long as Ilorin dey Kwara, we should have nothing to do with them.
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@Tunedpips
y'all get Elon Money off talking about us. na we dey give una life. we don't care about youse.
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what's crayzy is he isn't the first or second Igbo person to say this 😂
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this fawkin d01t was dissing on Yorùbá women some weeks ago, called Yorùbá people gba, but when it's time to "defend" African mothers, na Yorùbá women/people e use dey pack engagements.
unintelligent piece of sheet, e no go better for you.
We always talk about whites representing us as timid and uncouth in their whatever, be it movies or comedies, but as a Nigerian representing African mothers like this??? Mothers that won’t let you eat outside?? These women ??? These women with so much class and IT girl energy??
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your dad took you, a kid, to a SECRET PARTY in a HIDDEN LOCATION almost or over 20 years ago, THAT WENT ON TILL MORNING.
you, A KID, CONFRONTED a GENERAL who then told you about the cultists present.
u wouldn't cook this if you didn't know there are hediorts who'll eat it up.
A retired army general, many years ago invited my dad to a party in a hidden location inside Abuja and it was to celebrate a senator, who’s wife gave birth to twins.
I accompanied my dad to that party and that was the period when Paul Play’s album was trending.
From state
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there is no Yorùbá neega who cares if his/her song is played in the SE/SS. you could have 0 streams from SE/SS and it wouldn't make any difference.
the biggest artistes from the SE/SS relocate come SW to blow.
where OmahLay buy him house? where e dey live? 😂
maa no woze you.
Disembark from this capping. Everyone needs each other to get a hit song. Olamide won’t be getting airplays in SS/SE without Phyno too. Omah Lay is where he is without SW.
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only sees bigotry when it's Yorùbá people, is oblivious to it when it's coming from other people who inarguably engage in it more. must be the gobsmacking.
The only thing I learnt about Yoruba pple while growing up is that they like peppery and oily food and that they practice multiple religion. Omoh I am still gobsmacked that young pple like me are tribalistic. Omohhhh. This election shaa corrupted my mind full time.
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second tweet like this I've seen from her today and it's interesting to note that it hasn't gone viral or racked engagements.
now, imagine if she was Yorùbá chatting sheet about Yorùbás, na like 2k RT and 5K likes, mostly from people that aren't Yorùbá.
noticing is fun.
i need to find the person that convinced Igbos that they’re the chosen tribe directly descended from Judah the son of Israel and beat them to pulp. turned my people into hateful humans filled with hubris. you’ll see an Igbo man without a house to his name carrying shoulder for
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absolutely convinced this guy will dai if he doesn't mention SW. and it's always in a de1uded manner. he wants so badly to believe the SW is gonna dai off, fk1n wayray. 😂🤦🏿♂️
get help neega, this is bordering on menta1 i11ness.
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@ThePhoenix____
@_Linda_Ime
@fairy_duststash
if someone did what you're implying you'd have done here, to you, you'd have come on twitter to talk about it, tagging everyone from donjazzy to Joe Biden, but here you are.
well, maybe you're just joking.
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you have a Yorùbá father.
spent time in Yorùbáland.
can't speak Yorùbá.
say you only speak Igbo.
say "only Yorùbá thing in me is my name"
yet you wonder why they say you should go and claim your mother's side?
oníranù àbúrò Gbádébò.
My mum is Igbo , my dad Yoruba so I’m Yoruba by tribe . I hear this statement every time I tell my Yoruba people that I’m Yoruba . “Ohhh You can’t even speak this one is not one of us just go and claim your mother’s side”. 😂
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1. outside of the official nationality, humanity, and the woes we are forced to face together, there's no identity. you'd divide the differences by 200 and there'll still be more than there are similarities.
2. before any identity, even religious, the Yorùbá identity comes first.
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yesterday, i saw a banner of a Kellogg's ad she modelled for at the beginning of Eko bridge at apongbon abi shey na balogun (i don't know what that place is called exactly) and I smiled. idk why.
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i hope you guys keep this up, take it up notches, what it'll birth is a wave of Yorùbá nationalism and conservatism, a bigger one than what we've ever had.
i've seen effects already, and I'm already grateful. please don't stop, more might to your fists. okun!
So Soyinka lied that he had a first class from Leeds university.
Lmao.
There's something about that tribe and forgery or manipulation of results.
How will you now convince me that the Nobel wasn't forged or something?
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@botttomlesswell
@jcarp_410
cause he needs a dentist, not a nail tech. what are you on about my man?
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@Dandy__x
so you want to pay 5k for 120gb cause Nigeria dey gbá? make MTN and co dey run losses cause your government isn't doing their job?
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maybe Pooja shouldn't have made the tweet? maybe the tweet shouldn't have garnered that much encouraging engagements. think about that, and leave Igbos alone for a moment.
Ibo people are bent on spreading that Pooja tweet. Why are they so vindictive? Even deltans aren’t pushing it like the ibos are. Guess what? Pooja is a yoruba man hence the reason for their push. We all know what we are doing
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16.3m poor people in the SW means an average of 3m poor families, we must get this down, everyone has to participate, from the people to the governors.
boy, I wish I was influential, there are things we can do that'll lower this figure a lot in 3 years. it hurts.
Analyzing Poverty Across zones in Nigeria. Lets take a closer look at the number of poor people in Nigeria across different zones in Nigeria as of Q1 of 2023.
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universe go don collapse into itself before you see someone look wrong in Yorùba attire.
Referencing Wasiu as a Kabiyesi…..
The “Olori Omo'ba Akile Ijebu” is not listed in the 107 Chieftaincy titles of Ogun State nor that of Ijebu District.
The Olori Omo'ba is not on the 1st Class Honorary Chieftaincy list in Ogun state or Ijebu District. It is an honor or
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i don't know about Nigeria, but having lived there for 3 years, I know the SW already have something that'll grow into this in a few years in Ibadan.
"has to be in a different region", nope, each region should have it.
Nigeria needs a new major City and Hub
A fresh ground for large-scale Business and Creative Endeavour.
A family-friendly place where the young Middle Class can afford to own real estate in.
Has to be different from Lagos and Abuja in some ways
Has to be in a different region
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i believe a lot of Yorùbás do not understand how massive we are, in and out of Nigeria, our language, religion, art, traditions, dressing. culture lo far gan.
we need to invest more actually, cus what we have rn is the natural Yorùbá perk. intensifying, the benefits dey.
I’m only just realizing the cultural hold Yoruba people have on Nigeria and Southern Nigeria as a whole. It’s crazy. We are stupid gargantuan.
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e dey sweet to laugh at Kussman Yoruba Ronu, dey sweet to laugh at all the numerous "jokes" directed at Awolowo's people but you wan form anger for this one?
we're a funny people, we must laugh together.
una dey ratio this one but dey give those ones likes and RTs, hypocrisy.
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@asherforchrist
@GodwinDenzel
@TeniEntertainer
that same PO you fam dey kneel down for Atiku that you insult a lot.
you never ready to serious.
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people who say StatiSense stats na fake suddenly believe this one, like the other ones they like.
yet, it's not enough. some are still saying SW's number is only that high cause of people from SE.
when I call it narcissism plus inferiority complex, Isaac will say I'm reaching.
🇳🇬NIGERIA'S RICHEST HOUSEHOLD BY ZONE 2021
Percentage of Household Population:
1 🟢South East: 40.3%
1 🟣South West: 40.3%
3 🟤South South: 24.3%
4 🟠North Central: 13.0%
5 🔴North West: 7.8%
6 ⚫North East: 3.5%
#StatiSense
(MICS)
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what does this even mean? a Nigerian identity or culture doesn't exist, how many times do we have to say this?
that's Yorùbá attire, unique, peculair to the Yorùbás, can only be borrowed by others, same way people who aren't Nigerians do.
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this video aside, certain women tell men to not be triggered by certain stuff if they're not rapists and I fw that logic, so of course it's very interesting to see the same women who say that turn around and get mad at a line from a song that's simply a retelling of reality.
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