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I am financially generous if blinded by love. I also groom ladies to become good wives. 4 of my exes are happily married and I even connected 1 to her current husband
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Today an officer stopped me for overtaking a slow truck in Lugazi, I ignored & continued driving. He called the next checkpoint to stop me, I folded a ka 20k note. Wen the next officer stopped me I shook his hand & he picked the note saying ur a good man y did that man accuse u?
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I grow vanilla too. I hv 22 acres of vanilla and matooke
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Been there done it all. She is now married with 2 kids and doesn’t probably remember that I exist. The lord continues to be my shepherd…I shall not want
Paying school fees for your girlfriend is not different from betting.
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I was trying to defend u but after seeing this same dress and same hair, I no longer want to be your lawyer. I hand the case to Male Mabirizi
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After campus in 2013, I had my ka 80k sal balance, a certain mubs useless asked me to take em to caffeserie for lunch. I reservingly accepted. She ate as I sipped on water pretending to be satisfied. The bill was 70k she took the 10k as tp. Blocked me wen she reached hostel
When was the moment you realized you gotta hustle more?
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After buying me a washing machine, dish washer & pressure cooker, I am seeing no reason to marry in the next 10 years. However I will still contribute to weddings of those interested in that foolery
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So Ivy blocked me in 2017 till today. She found me on the interview panel of a job today and she frowned and failed to speak. I just smiled and imagined how small this world can be. Anyways I didn’t bias her. I choose professionalism and wish her luck in getting that job.
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Whoever prayed for me thank you. There’s a way money has chosen me this year. Thank you money
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But how can a man make 32 years without ever making anyone pregnant? I am soon doing a fertility test
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Drop a cool picture of you doing your job!
(Conducting an exposure visit of girls from Balochistan and KP in Hangzhou, China) 🇵🇰🇨🇳
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I jokingly did an interview to test my skills relevance and today they gave me the job offer. The pay is 7m, but I am going to turn down the job. I wish there was a way to pass on a job to another person who needs it more, I wd hv gladly done so.
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Time for pork ribs with the boys… if you like ribs we are opposite Total Bulindo
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I thank u lord atleast this year I count your blessings I've finally managed to buy this new toy omg my phone has the best camera I can at last take nice pictures
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Wait a second, I graduated with my 1st master’s wen u were in s.4? How possible? I hope I hv never DMed u. If so plz consider it a joke 😂😂
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Expanded Mum’s business
Bought 2 plots in kiira and an acre somewhere
Enrolled for French & PMP
Identified a potential gf
Increased my savings portfolio in 3 funds
Stopped sending transport money
Helped 2 people get jobs
Expanded my social network
Bonded with God more
EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?
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Visited someone’s house project in mbra. Impressed with the good works I found
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When did u start giving us rules on how to lead our lives when ur barely in your mid 20s? I wd say first focus on finding a stable job for now. U will talk about the 30s when u join us.
If he is a 30 year old and obsessed with social media 🚩🚩
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I hate to admit it, but I am f*ckin depressed. I hope I can feel better soon
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Wen did you last see a pic of a handsome rich & kind guy?
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When I think of progress, I compare my life today with how it was 10 and 20 years ago, I see better things only. I thank you lord for the constant blessings. Happy birthday to me. Thanks to all who have been part of my journey. 33 feels awesome
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Pursue her hard, gift her, spoil her with her best love language and make her fall in deep love with you, then leave her alone. Ghost her like u never known her b4. That’s how to treat a girl in 2024.
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Even today I am going to post another food photo. Stop using our ages as barriers to the things we can post and not. As long as we r not breaking a law or insulting anyone, we can coexist in harmony. U will also be 30 soon, be patient plz
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Because I am not going home for Easter, I will send each of my family members (parents, brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews) an Easter package so that ey don’t talk a lot. And I will spend the day with my newly found partner
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The way I arrive late for people’s weddings some will even realize how I just attend for food
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The Face. The Toy.
The face and the little toy that gets it from point A to B. 😁
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Today is when I have realized I am a very big deal. I am what I think I am 😂
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Who wants to hv lunch at Four points today? I have 5 coupons for those who are able to make it here by 1.30
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Fire has gutted Lotis towers building Cairo Bank office space section. The same building houses my office. This means my staff will work from home for the next few weeks.
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😂😂 I can relate. I had this gal on a $1200 monthly upkeep while I was out of the country. Returned one day without telling her, only to find her with a ka guy at Olives all cozy. She had not seen that I was around. Eh left together after. I understand the pain men go thru
Obeera oly'eyo mu hustle nga eno mukazi wo balya🙃
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@bamwinejnr
That’s why every home and buildings shd hv cameras. In the absence of such a video it may be hard to ascertain the Officers innocence
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U really sound very frustrated with men. Why don’t u date fellow women? I imagine u smear even the armpits
If you find a clean man in Uganda, who showers and smears his legs please don’t leave him for anything 🙌🏾.
Men out here don’t want to shower.
They even give excuses that smearing legs is for men who are not straight 😂😂.
Wow.
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Tonight I passed at Kyadondo with the HR of URA, for a a few chops
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Something good ever happened 2u & ur like wow!! This is not a coincident, this is the power of God?
I rarely check my wallet wen at home, but recently just after seeing off a visitor, sth told me check, only to realize my $200 was missing. Ran quickly & found em stil @ the gate
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Eid Mubarak to all fellow Swahabaz and Hajats. Hv also gone to spend it with my family
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@MethiaLydiaN
It’s not a crime to not hv money, someone living a place they pay for themselves is way better than another who survives off someone else pocket / sweat. Let us respect people’s efforts
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Deep down I want to take one struggling person for a one off shopping. But how to zero down on whom to take is tricky. Anyway I pray 🙏 for all silently struggling people to figure out lasting solutions to their troubles. We hv been there before.
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Before you fall in love, first pay attention to the mental state of your partner. Some people look ok but are actually mad. You only need to provoke them to notice it. What are some of the indicators which show that someone is not mentally okay?
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Was going thru my old DMs of 2 years ago +, all I can say is horn is a very bad thing if it’s fetched thru internet pics. I saw the bu mids i texted & ey ghosted me, I felt like crying. Like the normal me wd not even look at em once. Guys let me first go and cry 😭
I was a fool
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Have u opened the shop? Customers must be waiting outside
This nonsense should stop, that's 2k please, nothing special about it.
And you expect to win my heart?Not appreciated,use 50k or leave.!
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So that is Iman? 😂😂😂
A very huge joke. It’s upon u to take people on here seriously 😂
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At times I even forget that I have a DM. The timeline is so busy with a lot going and it consumes me up. Been a minute let me check ko dm. Hi everyone. It’s a Friday let’s celebrate life
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Guys I think I hv found a wife. Iron your suits and kanzus. We r visiting in December
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Woke up to go for French class and this is how I found out parking. My neighbors will hv to tell me where they find gals who drive so that I don’t always hv to pick up my imports
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U meet someone, ey profile emselves to u as a very serious human being wit about 5 jobs u even wonder how ey run such a very busy life. A few weeks down th road, u invite em over for an evening, ey come around but don’t want to leave ur place. 2 workin days gone no work calls 🙌
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Next time ur posting nonsense, post it wit evidence plz,not just words. By evidence I mean pics, proof of your ownership, year of purchase. U test our patience a lot just cuz of the bu 50ks u give these ur beggars. On behalf of Toyota drivers we shall not kowtow without evidence
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My advice: Even after u finally get out whether on bail or thru negotiations, learn to settle ur obligations both small and big, on time. Some people may not hv got the opportunity to go to court but their tears can still haunt u. Living an honest life is honorable. Best wishes.
Today marks 103 days since Paul Owor was remanded to prison.Til now ,despite the offense being bailable ,he has been denied bail
#JusticeForPaulOwor
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Dating must really be hard, I lied to this lady that I am working with NSSF in hoima, and i won’t won’t be in kyaliwajala, I only come to kla only on wknds, just so she can give me my space during week days. But here worried cuz tomorrow the wknd begins yet I still need my space.
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U be there thinking u hv seen someone u might like and them boom 💥, as ur scrolling thru timeline u see them celebrating a follow back from a tweep. Dear lord, bring back sane women 🙏.
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Boy child; Make money and keep quiet. Ebilungi biri maso.
Gal child: keep yourself beautiful, well mannered and kwetega very well. U will hit the jackpot
Newly wedded billionare Ben Waigwa, 66 and his 27 year old beautiful wife Carol Njeri fly out tonight for a month long honeymoon in Europe and Asia
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My baby is sick of flue…any flowers and chocolates delivery plug?
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@MaleAdvocate28
With my last 80k salary balance in 2016 I took her on a date at cafecerie she took food and milkshake I took only soda, bill was 75k I gave her the 5k as tp back to mubs and I walked back home. By the time I reached she has blocked me. I will never forgive all MUbs gals
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After failing to secure leg from ex let me rewatch the weekend game as I take my kfc and tea
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U look at someone’s woman & ur like oh lawd! Why aren’t you mine? At least we shall share you. U can’t be that hot and belong to one man
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Eventually everyone grows, loses shape & looks. But what attributes will continue drawing people to u? Build strong morals, character, discipline& grow your finances. Strengthen ur faith. Care 4 ur family These are attributes u will appreciate even in old age. A happy Sunday🙏
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This ka thing wd look good on ur gf. Hit me up if u wd like to buy it for her
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Today because I am in a good mood, I wanna spend about 3m. And my favorite people (my parents) will take the lions share (2m) and I will see what to do with the other 1m. Arsenal gave me the good mood.
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Hitting the road back to kla for the Boys II men show
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Today i am going down town to buy new stock of clothes and shoes since I hv added 2kgs. What arcade can I find good clothes? Kooky towers?
I will need to Donate old stock if u know of any charity event going on in this holy period plz do tag me.
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A man must stand firm until he drops dead. At no point are u expected to bow out b4 ur time. You’re are chosen to lead
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U introduce ur frd to a gal ur like as ur trying to pursue her, a few weeks later they come to visit u their frd, they come as a couple.
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He is no longer giving u sex, not giving u money anymore, not giving u time anymore, u go for weeks or months without meeting and yet ur both in kla, but ur still calling him your boyfriend. Sis wake up, the man left u long ago. Ur dating an illusion
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As i grow older, i get to attach more value to someone’s hygiene than their physical beauty. And lately I easily get attracted to emotional intelligence. This has kept me keep away from microwaves
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After almost 33 years of existence, today is wen I actually find out that women actually do enjoy sex and it’s not only us the men. Yes, and they do love it too. Yeah! All along I thought those MFs be doing us a favor…but it’s a balanced boat
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Today I am just going to the beach in Entebbe and chill…breath in fresh air, relax & eat fish as I play soft rock on JBL. Anyone who cd use this therapy is welcome to tag along
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Hey single fellas, let’s be honest.
When did u last kqg?
For me in Dec last year
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Gwe Chief!! first chill, I almost got stabbed by 1 recently. These knives y’all carry sijui for procedures. I was about to become a procedure if Askari had not intervened. Some of u r psychopaths 😂
What's your reason for never dating a doctor?
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2016 while still studying my masters. I used to fear women… now I fear them more
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There is a lady who comes in ur life & just in a few weeks u start seeing things moving positively. She comes with developmental ideas.
And there is that one who only comes with a straw, only to milk u. She puts u in liabilities. Learn to differentiate those 2 & choose wisely
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My second last flight of 2023 and I call it a year. Not feeling very well by the bag has to be secured. Anyway good by Uganda. Also safe to Dubai my frd
@prettylili10
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Today I decided to buy my daughter a beanbag to rest while we watch soccer together 😂
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Bank of Uganda has advertised 40 fresher vacancies. Share widely this may be someone’s turning point. NB: Age limit is 26 years. They say if u never try, u may never know whether it was meant for you. Best wishes
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I am never taking anyone on a date again, now that I have known after paying the date bills, people also except to be paid for turning up. Social morality has stooped so low that everything is monetized. Let me stay home and do Netflix, if u want to c me, come to kyaliwajala
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In whatever u do, make sure your life is progressing, each new year measure ur progress compared to the previous yrs. Try to use ur time well so u won’t live to regret any time and opportunities wasted in your youthful times. Merry Christmas to y’all frds.
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@mkainerugaba
The truth is your manifesto remains unclear to the majority of us. We don’t know what reforms you are preparing to bring on board apart from something about sports. You need to prepare yourself for by listing a number of reforms correcting your father’s failures
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For those of us who grew up in the village understand the importance of the sacrifice made by someone who gives u shelter and food in Kampala wen u hv no source of income. Got bless those kind hearts for us.
When u finally make it please remember to say thank you for them.
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This is why I don’t delete numbers of my female friends, u never know when she call will call u during an “emergency” to offer a quick solution. God is very wise to have created that time of the month
Ovulation is really the ghetto as you get older. You see a random who on a normal day you would never look at twice and suddenly they’re a 10/10
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