Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬
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As Ugandans, we owe Rema Namakula an apology.
Infact we have to first fast for like a week so that she knows how seriously we’re begging her to forgive us.
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Don’t be surprised if the population is 80 million 😂😂
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A kidney is now bought at 262,000 US Dollars.
That’s approximately 970,281,300 Uganda shillings.
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NEXT-OF-KIN in Banking Sector
When death occurs, the NEXT - OF - KIN WILL NOT HAVE ANY ACCESS TO THE MONEY IN DECEASED ACCOUNT so many people think that their next of KIN is the automatic heir to their account . But the truth is that if your next of KIN is not a signatory to
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Perfection 🤩👏👏👏
Men if you see it just clap your hands 😎
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Phil Foden is just 22 years… he is rich, has a wife, and 2 children…
Then there is you… I mean you😂😂😂
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Other countries: Vans can’t fly. They are strictly road transport.
Meanwhile Kampala Uganda; Salaama Road: 👇
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📌Young king, Don’t trust them; today they’re praising you for sleeping with many women;
but tomorrow when you get unsuppressed HIV/AIDS they’ll be the ones praising you for successfully swallowing a half slice of a banana. And at your last hour they’ll all be absent.
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A thread of those who went for the Kabaka Run…….
Anyone??
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A 70 Y/O, female, known Dilated cardiomegaly & asthmatic patient with HFrEF presents to the ED after a fall at home. Her GCS is 12/15, pale, with an irregularly irregular pulse and cold peripheries. Her BP is 80/50, K+=4.2mEq/L and HR is 150 bpm. ECG is done and shows narrow QRSs
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My birthday found me Grinding on night duty ✌️.
Ya Allah 🤲!!! my wish is for my hands to forever heal every illness they touch 🙏. AMEN
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“Y’all still want to have kids?😂. That’s my son’s handwriting. And he happily called me to confirm if he writes well. The “P” in Parent stands for Patience” ~ Dr.BukenyaAbbey
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Twitter Baloons!! Happy birthday to me 🙏 Ma Sha Allah!
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It’s not funny btw. Real men shouldn’t be doing this. Atleast temporarily accept the gift to save her the embarrassment.
Later u can talk to her and return it rather than leave her in cameras and walk off like a proud chicken 🚮🚮
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Prophet Pamela, please tell me the exact day I’ll marry a minister💀
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“Never marry a woman who thinks that a rat cannot carry a condom and put it into your pocket 🌚”
~Anonymous
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Where there is a will, there is a way.
May God bless our hustles 💪
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Went to Masaka for some outreach. So I found a Ka guest house to stay in for the night. Naye laba ekitanda!
I’m just imagining how adulterers do it when they know that Omulokozi Yesu is watching them live 😂😂🙌🙌🙌
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Did you save (in the Ka saving box) for December or the Lord is your shepherd? 😂😂😂
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King Fahad will repair this country by force 😂😂
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My life was so peaceful until I qualified for Wewole 🚮
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Yesterday, some Tweep saw me in Ntinda, sitting at the roadside, eating kigere (molokony) in peace and she shouted, “musawo hi”😒😒
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Naye mwe…. This Mufumbiro guy has a high IQ 🙌🙌
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I always knew that Rein is a planned kid somewhere else on this planet 🙌
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Mother: ‘Dear God, protect my son as he leaves the village to return to Kampala, He is our family hope’
Meanwhile the son: 👇😂😂
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The inspiration and living hero of our times. Congratulations Sir 🫡
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+1 🥂
Blessed to see another 365 sunrises 🌅 of my life. Thanks be to God 🙏.
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Imagine! Every small thread here has a very big role and without any, you’d be abnormal.
God is such a perfect architect!
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Give us this day, our daily bread🙏🙏
Ya Allah! 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻
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The Rugby Fraternity in Mbarara 🔥
Rugby & Wine 💪🍾
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“Ffe tulina Amrabat”
Crystal Palace: Park deeya
😂😂😂
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Naye mwe 😂😂😂😂😂
God has brought us from a far Eh! 🙆🏾♂️
Quote this tweet with your pic of “Ebiseera Ebyo”
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📌Dear friends, let the mouth be only for eating food.
STDs and Mouth cancers are real, and they are on the rise.
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📌All these worms were removed from just one person’s intestine. More problems come when they crawl into your liver or brain.
It only takes a single tablet of Albendazole to get rid of all this.
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📌WATER BIRTH: GIVING BIRTH INSIDE WATER RATHER THAN ON A BED
A water birth means giving birth while you’re in a birth pool filled with warm water. Can take place in a hospital, a birthing center, or at home.
A medic helps you through it. This type of birthing Helps ease pain,
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Statistics have shown that more than 97.4% of ladies who buy football jerseys for their men are most likely to be taken serious and considered wife material.
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Once again, I repeat: On my funeral, don’t give women food
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A man’s success has a lot to do with the kind of woman he chooses to have in his life…
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They can make u bubble all sorts of fake words to make them smile so that u give them the injection 😂😂
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📌This is how the human heart beats even without us thinking for it.
Your heart beats >100,000 times per day & about 35 million times per year.
Give a tennis ball a good, hard squeeze. You're using about the same force your heart uses to pump per beat.
Isn’t God great?
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My proposal will be like this… just to show u that u can’t refuse me 😂😂
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Gumu Kitundu 🔥🔥🎉🥳🎊🍾
Thanks y’all my 15K followers 🥳
Special thanks to
@simphiweS20
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💡 Let’s keep it running ifb!!!
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A toxic woman will refuse to understand that the these shoes were just given to u as a bonus from the bond where u bought your car 😏
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Dear young king, use this information in a wise way.
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📌BABY SLEEPING POSITIONS
Hv you wondered why healthy babies suddenly&silently die during sleep?
Sleep position affects a baby’s safety.
Babies should sleep on their backs till 1-year’s age to avoid sudden death while asleep.
Don’t Put them to sleep on their stomach or the side
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Dear ladies, we hope the stockings and boxers stopped in 2023🌚
Humble regards.
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Men, if DNA is too expensive, you can start with the blood groups. Know your blood group, know your wife’s blood group, and check all your children’s blood groups. Blood group tests are approx. 10k in all labs.
As you know, the fruit will never fall far from the tree.
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Masters at MUK:
Lecturer: The exam will be easy. You will all pass.
Exam: Is the drug below called Betty Nambooze or Mesach Ssemakula?😂
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So early this morning I found this paper on my car. This hit me hard 🙌😂 Mujooga 😭😭
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Your pastor is silent about corruption, then on Sunday you’ll hear him talking about alcoholism, fornication simanyi bring here offertory and tithe…
Shame!
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Them: “If you save 2M per month, you will need 41 years and 6months to save 1 billion”
Me who saves 100k per month 👇👇
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📌WHY YOU SHOULD EAT OMULONDO: MONDIA WHITEI
This plant contains a compound called 2-hydroxy-4-methoxybenzaldehyde.
The roots contain Vitamins A,D, E, K; and Magnesium, Zinc, Iron, Calcium and plant protein.
For males, they increase sperm production, boost testosterone &
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📌HIV TRANSMISSION BY HAIR CUTS
You may have heard that you can get HIV from salon. But is this actually true?
Though theoretically true, experts say NO. Practically, You cannot get HIV via haircuts. HIV🦠is weak outside the body & dies easily.
Just think of the thousands of
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That evening after the DNA test, when you realize this is your last supper in Muyenga. Nga after they’re taking u back to your real father who stays in Banda 🌚😂
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Me: take me a pic 📸 I want to pose like H.E BobiWine 😂
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Good afternoon from Najjeera🤗.
I might delete later 💀
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I have made a lot of mistakes in this world…. But I thank God that as a man, I’ve never posted mirror pictures 🙌
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Y’all say all men are dogs. Can your dog do a laryngoscopy????
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I think this is the only way I’m getting my Christmas clothes today🌚
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📌DIMPLE CREATION IN THE HOSPITAL
Dimples are seen as a sign of beauty, good luck, and fortune. Not everyone is born with them.
Dimpleplasty is a 40-minutes plastic surgery used to create dimples on the cheeks. It’s a fast, safe surgery, with very little or no risks at all.
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📌CURVY WOMEN MAKE SMART KIDS
Research has shown that development of babies' brains depends on fats located in their moms' butts & thighs, and the amount stored there may directly impact a kid's intelligence.
These fats contain docosahexaenoic.A, a chemical that develops the
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📌On the right is a normal lung. On the left is one after a few years of Shisha.
It’s not just ugly, but with illnesses like cancer, bronchitis & emphysema that will surely kill you before your time.
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Undressing and beating up a colleague because of a man, a beating that would’ve caused death! Someone’s daughter?Yet it’s the man that approached her! It’s a disappointing act of impunity, disrespect and ludicrousness;an indicator that we are losing the traditions of our morals!
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📌Did you know?
There are some humans born without brains? The condition is called anencephaly.
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