Kenneth Waiswa
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I am a
✵Mobile App Developer
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Me after installing iOS 16.2 and using the new Apple Music feature 😅😅😅
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@EvelynMic_
I hope this is a joke. But if you are serious then let’s have it.
Unless it was agreed upon a man shouldn’t give you a penny for having a date with you. A date should be a meeting between 2 adults getting to know each other. In fact you should even pay your half of the bill as
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@ShahiburM
@JohanSalomon
Imagine you have 2 seconds on the clock. Would you manage to play 10 moves?
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Stop turning your cousins into maids because their parents died before they could turn their dreams into reality.
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
I think sometimes we ought to learn that happiness just like anything else in life is subjective. Some women are happy when they get married, some love to travel the world, some love their pets and its that that makes them happy and yes some love cooking, some love coffee like
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When you're trying to be depressed but your playlist is on shuffle. 😅
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
1. The sad thing in our generation is there are many households where the woman is the bread winner. Now with this information in mind the syllabus has to be updated.
2. I do think there are fewer “career women” that don’t make breakfast for their husbands. I could be wrong.
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@Rita_Arinaitwe
Wow they are expensive. Let them support your hustle. I mean the target market
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@_Toothpaste___
More times than not, a person that spends 7,000,000/= on a phone has all those things already.
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
@BuweekulaPrody
I am Kenneth WAISWA
specialize in development and customization of Dynamics NAV and BC solutions. I also develop other systems as well. I also do integrations as well including to EFRIS. I am certified and so expect at most professionalism from me.
If you have any office
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@HustleKing01
He shouldn't listen to then. The past should remain in the past unless it's affecting the present.
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@HustleKing01
Man these kids haven’t experienced life. Even me my first job was 350,000/= and I was better off than people that were begging.
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@JoyTuramuhawe
Well it could be the scent he picked up. Or the noise. But I bet it’s the scent. That you can tell.
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@Blue_Footy
Wait for the game to end first. But he has been very good. They should play him at 10
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@NatieNampa
Funny thing. They can all end up with the same job. My advice would be Bachelor of Accounting and Finance. Though they can all become accountants in the end.
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@RAVIRAJ15637357
@Tenkyu21
@CFCPys
@David_Ornstein
@NortFX
Mata was a better player by far than mount and yet he was benched almost his entire career at Manchester United 😅
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Having money also boosts immune system.
It's called Vitamin M
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This stomach will be the death of me. Kyoka I workout and try to eat healthy but the abdomen has refused to go.
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This year I decided to repaint the house. All I can say is it’s not yet done but I love what I see so far. 🥰🥰
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
My family helped me get my first two jobs. So I'm not one to judge at that point of getting a job. I would rather judge what someone does after getting the job. I don't know if he is sitting around while his parents are searching, I know in most cases as you are looking for a
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@boris001234
Since it’s a question here is the answer.
Netflix, Apple Music shouldn’t be part of your bills. Someone can add you to their account.
Internet you do those promotion things
For a girl, she doesn’t need to spend on her boyfriend. For a man you can give her 50K 😅😅
Beer is not
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@chemutais_son
@SpireJim
Your vote is less than 1% of the votes. It’s like 0.0001% of the votes. With that in mind not voting for him doesn’t mean he doesn’t get 70%. We need 13 million Ugandans confessing they didn’t vote for him.
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
But 2am and from work don’t align. Chances are men that work at 1am work till 6am. Just go back home at 7am and tell your wife you did a night shift otherwise 2am even traffic jam excuse may not suffice.
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@abito_yvonne
Women come as bills. Imagine talking to a girl today at 8:00am and at 5:00pm she has an emergency of her grandmother swallowing a razor blade 😅😅
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@Faith000001
@ApassMarley
@baronedgar8
Better make it longer cause once these babies grow I’m coming for your record 😊
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@KagutaMuseveni
You can start by cutting ministers to 20. Which is still a big number but a good start. Remove redundant government entities and firing all those that work in those entities(Bad for them in a short run but they can get other jobs) then get your calculator and see how much is
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@UGLawyer
So you know a person that earns 1M takes home 748,000/= So really if that's the case, they can not afford the bills you mentioned. You missed the 202,000/= PAYE on your calculation. But some reason some have enough to go out every weekend. How they do it is what I want to know.
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@Atuhairecarol10
The Bible uses man to reference both genders. With that in mind everyone is a liar.
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Guys check my website out. I could be the one that could solve your software needs
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
Yeah our work ethic is somehow lucking. He might have been busy but he didn’t even provide room for future opportunities. At least he would have told you that he is attending to some clients somewhere further from Kalangala.
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Someone is texting your woman with an ANDROID. Disrespecting you twice.
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Back when I was a celebrity
Today is Thursday, Quote this tweet with your favorite throwback pic 👀.
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@DoreenNasaasira
We want accountability for the 1M per week. Just want to know the budget 😅🏃🏾♂️
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@AllanSseky
@Dauntlesseskimo
Someone with 2.0 has to do what they do cause I’m sure they be surprised they managed to graduate
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@CFCPys
@David_Ornstein
Can’t we look for another player. I don’t like us dealing with that team ever again. And besides if they want a Chelsea player we should also over price the player.
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@GODFREY_Kutesa
It’s like a rule in my family never to ask for favors using any form of text message even if the favor is from another family member. For us it’s a security measure in place to avoid scams.
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The funny thing about strong people is that they don’t need you. They choose you. And if you ever take them for granted, they will be content without you.
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@AllanSseky
Isn’t there option 3: Sleeping with her at your place and giving her 500K 😅😅😅
But you should have made a poll. I’m sure option 2 would win.
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@ntvuganda
That’s risky in Uganda. You be thinking you’ll collect 20 million but they add you to the suspects poll.
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@natuhumuza_ian
@AKasingye
Point of correction hours, it’s not the whole night. They might have another stop somewhere after that 😫
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@BeregetiUga
@rayatukunda
@albertshaka1
That wasn't a job offer. How may I help you isn't rude unless you take it that way? It's a polite question even
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@Starcommander10
@PeteLau
64GB was never enough for me but taught me how to manage storage. Now 128GB feels a lot. For starters I don’t keep everything on my phone. I only keep what I need at a time. But I believe 256GB is enough for everyone unless you only have a phone. That’s when you go for 1TB
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I will always remind you that these things are not expensive
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Since I now have 2K followers, when I speak you have to listen 😅😅😅
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From my blood comes the prince that was promised. The end of that episode just caused a brain freeze.
My theory is the Aegon they were talking about is Jon Snow(Aegon Targaryen). We know the knife King Viserys had is the same knife that killed the Night King. So following….
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Kenya Supreme Court has proved the Judiciary in Kenya is independent
#SupremeCourtDecides
Wish I could say the same for Uganda.
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