Lawrence Kitema
@lawrencekitema
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Accredited Journalist|•Strategic Communication|•Public Relations|•Media|•Social Media and Digital Marketing Strategist – Opinions, My Own Views|#ManUnitedFC
Kenya
Joined May 2012
There is something called Grace. When it locates you, it doesn't inspect your certificates, it doesn't listen to your grammar. It simply changes the story of your life. May the Lord's Grace locate everyone in the year 2025.
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There's something called Grace. When it locates you, It doesn't inspect your certificates, It doesn't listen to your grammar. It simply changes the story of your life.
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No snake is small to a woman who has never seen a snake. When it enters her house, she must scream.
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The problem with Morroco is that if they win they will be Arabs, but if they lose they will become Africans. 😔.
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No one is more stressed than a guy who is trying to be successful at a young age.
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Who has tried this Chilly?🌶️ It seems to be so hot. Marketing at its level. 😂
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Which glass has more water. 99% will fail this test.
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If your phone can't type 𝕏 after pressing and holding X, buy a real phone. 😂
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Remember who checks on you when you get a little quiet. Those are your people. Stop keeping useless contacts.
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Farmers in Thailand hire monkeys 🐒 to pick coconut 🥥. Take a look and leave comment.
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Who will drink water 💦 first. Represent your brain 😄.
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Which vehicle should go first? Represent your driving school.
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If Liverpool beats Manchester United tonight, I will donate my account.
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Some parents are just doing too much in these pre-school graduations. Like why are you crying and passing out? The only thing junior did this entire year was to colour and drink juice. 😂 (Copied).
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This is how most of us were raised in case we don't meet your standards.
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The best skin care routine is having money. Everything else is a lie. Make money first, the rest will follow.
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Finance Bill has been Withdrawn! No one should be less than 100K followers Drop your Handles we FOLLOW you! Kenya is One! 🔙.
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What's the story behind this building at OTC? The first time to see it was in same condition and that was long time ago.
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Why do many radio presenters think the only problem Kenyans have is relationships?.
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No more 'Twitter for iPhone' on tweets. Am sure android users must be happy now.
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I wonder who told Kenyan drivers that the perfect time to buy fuel is after loading passengers. Why can't they fuel earlier? 💔.
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Let's start a thread of just random advice. No specific topic just great advice.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them back! ⚡.
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Name that movie you have watched more than once and wish you could rewatch.
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When Elon Musk Just replies to your tweets. Someone has just said am the first African to receive Elon Musk reply. (From comments not me) 😂
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Stop telling your bosses nonsense concerning your co-workers. Do what they pay you to do and go home.
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This ain't a real photo. It's hand-drawn art. Kenya got talent. Like and Repost if you love it! ❤️
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The economy has started stabilizing slowly by slowly. Who else has realized the same?.
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During your downfall, keep proper record of people's behaviours so that when you rise again, you will not mix animals with humans.
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I think Kenyans On Twitter (KOT) are the most powerful and dangerous tweeps in the world.
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Listen! If you want to grow as a man. Leave home, Live alone away from your relatives, Take risks and hustle like a refugee who's is an Orphan.
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Dr. George Wajackoyah might be the next President.
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Some visitors are so brave. You offer them a juice and they be like. I will drink after eating. Eating what? 🤔🤔🤔.
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170,992 followers! Let's hit 171K. Small Accounts Matter ⚡.
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Immediately you tell an African lady "I love you", they immediately become, cashless, phoneless, data less, hopeless and all kinds of less-ness. Ooh Africa! 🤔.
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If the Wife's salary is 50K, while the Husband's salary is 35K, what is the total cash in that house?.
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@elonmusk @SpaceNews_Inc Our African country, Uganda just launched its first satellite into space. How about that @elonmusk?
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Avoid people who think 1 million is alot of money.
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Honestly speaking, anyone who likes Monday is probably dating a colleague at the workplace. 😔.
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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them. ⚡.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back!⚡.
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Thank you 170,000 followers. Join the movement. Small Accounts Matter ✨.
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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back. ✨⚡.
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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them Back! ⛅.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them back 🔙⚡.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back 💯! ⚡.
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Manchester United is playing tonight and am verified 😂!.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back% ⚡.
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If Manchester United does not win this game I will quit Twitter. 😔.
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Tonight I want to follow 1000 accounts before the year ends. Just Retweet this!.
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I woke up a year older! Am stronger and wiser than the previous year. Thank you Lord for this blessing. Happy Birthday to Myself! 🎂
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them Back! ⚡.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them Back!💫.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize Following them Back 🔙⚡.
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Just realized these biscuit companies don't even make noise. They just remove one or two pieces when the economy is bad.
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A Kenyan university graduate on average takes 5 years to find a job. New data shows. 🤔.
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Small Accounts Matter. Normalize following them!🔆.
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Today I feel Loyal! Am following the first 500 retweets 🔃.
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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them 🔙⚡.
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I thought 🤔 I had seen an heartbreaking 💔 video untill I came a cross this.
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One reason why Women live longer than Men is because they don't have a wife.
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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them Back. ⚡️.
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I will buy lunch to one person whose reply wont get any like in the next 3 hours. 😂.
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This is what happens to your open water tanks up there. Monkey 🐒 bussines! 😅
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How do painkillers know exactly where there is pain? 🤔.
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Weekend Connect! Drop your handles we follow you. ⚡.
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This is how they skip your tweets without liking or retweeting. Normalize enganging other people's tweets. We grow together!
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Seems there is massive gaining of followers. Who is not gaining? If not, drop your handles we follow you ASAP! Small Accounts Matter ⚡🔙.
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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back! ⚡.
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The first thing many ladies do after getting a better job is to end their current relationship.
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Am Feeling Loyal today! Following the first 500 Retweets. Work in total silence 🤐.
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Small Accounts Matter! Normalize following them back. 🔙⚡.
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