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Queen of Pick Me's | My Fur Baby is My Baby | IG: astoldbykayyx
Joined November 2011
Twitter is NOT the place to get sympathy. or even empathy. Twitter will turn your story into a meme and joke about the shit for DAYS with no remorse. Twitter is a messed up place to be honest. but some of you niggas funny lowkey.
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My dads pastor required w2s from the congregation. He wanted to ensure everyone was giving their 10% of their yearly income in tithes. .
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Y’all are dumb. I’m not arguing with some random white person about me going into my own apartment. Y’all need to start moving folks out the way and stop tryna record every damn thing.
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That’s a lot of people though. She just said it out loud.
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Me pressing “no tip” in their face
Tipflation/guilt tipping is so crazy. They flip that little tablet over and make you put a tip in while they look at you.
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What happened to “I’m not my grandparents. Sincerely, these hands?” . Y’all even had a T-shirt and hat to match but wanna whine about a charge.
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Why y’all wanna be naked in a bed with a man you have no intentions on sleeping with anyway??? Girl go home.
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@DreadLegend_ They gonna have another buy one get one for a penny and they’ll be ight until 2024.
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Grabbing on his dick in public to let him know im ready to go home >>>.
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That’s delusional af to think telling someone you have other options is going to make them do anything further for you lol.
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My sexual experiences in college was great. Y’all trippin. Even the train went well.
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I just want y’all to broaden your vocabulary past “normalize”, “manifest”, and “toxic”.
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Women love to scream dudes got a small dick but leave out the part where they consistently let him beat 9 months consecutively and was head over heels for that man.
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Y’all keep saying money make women let men get away with anything. I can guarantee you it’s an unemployed ass nigga in somebody daughter house living off of her and cheating like a mf FOR FREE. .
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Every time a chick posts something nice she’d do for her man, here y’all go with the “he still gone cheat”. Take y’all asses on. At least she trying. You ain’t did shit but be annoying that’s why he cheated 😂.
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@itskiidasme I had a guy grab it like a saddle while giving me head. I didn’t know how to perceive this 😂.
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I got excited when I realized the dress got pockets 😭😭😭.
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I love how men bond with each other knowing damn well they just met 5 minutes ago. why women can’t do that?!.
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Y’all the reason my bank statement full of Amazon purchases 😭.
Go follow our newly launched Flash Sale account, @fkdflashsales! . We will be posting limited time offers and deals.
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The US is always broke until it’s time to go to war or fund a war. Suddenly we got endless bands for that.
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Y’all new “hoes” ain’t built for freaknik like ya mamas/grandma’s were. They was letting random niggas finger them in the middle of traffic. Y’all don’t even want men approaching y’all at the mall without you having a stank ass attitude.
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If you not tryna blow my back out and sleep with my left titty in ya mouth on a consistent basis, don’t talk to me. We have nothing to discuss.
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Y’all praising men for not letting y’all pay for shit and having your name on anything. Y’all gone be like Helen getting kicked out cause Charles found a new bitch to take care of 😭😭😭.
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Why it’s always a woman that’s being possessed? Demons don’t like men??.
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Didn’t y’all just bash Kendrick for saying this same thing??
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Women really be judging other women for having sex with men they actually like and not charging them rates for it 😭😭😭.
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You ain’t consent to anything. He ain’t gotta consent to let you stay there. How hard is that to understand?.
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Dick size don’t be a problem until y’all break up. All of a sudden you never had an orgasm and didn’t enjoy the sex. Why you ain’t say anything after the first time?!.
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Look like the guy from the brochure to prove diversity at the school.
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Jobs call you months after you applied asking if you’re still available. Where was y’all when I was unemployed and almost homeless?!.
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@The_Vocabulist @nothisisdaisy @Okay__MOM @sailor_neptunee @gmarieallen @MsOxtail @ShaniceLJ_ Why she ain’t answering????.
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I really can’t wait for more of these women to get charged and placed on sex offender list.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz Ain’t no way you can finesse it THAT well and not actually be something wrong 😭.
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Nigga yes. I’m not taking new ones every time I get a new man 🙄.
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Not everything is about children… this is just straight out weird even for adults to witness.
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Khaled seem like one of those men that assume you’re happy Bc of all the shit he bought you. Nigga lives by gender roles. Probably don’t even ask her how her day went before demanding head.
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Don’t come to me woman to woman. Im not leaving him so there’s no “tea” to tell me. Im letting my man cheat in peace. Leave me alone and get your lil 10 minutes.
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Bussit challenge went from chicks dressing up to riding dick.
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This why the flight be delayed 4 hours. Mf walking around there killing time talm bout “they can’t go nowhere without me” 💀💀💀.
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My granny dog got hit by a car. The vet told her it would be $3500 for the pre surgery to see if he’ll make it out of the actual surgery… . She said “how much to put him down?” . It was $85 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Women get offended extremely quick on this here app. but the insults y’all be dishing out don’t match the sensitivity.
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I mean. this is what everyone saying they want. no conversation without money.
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Rihanna can barely sing, we just give her a pass cause she look good. No way she’s better than Chris Brown.
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Y’all stay bragging about having no friends and not being close to any family. that’s not something to brag about, that’s just sad.
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You all aren’t the ex that got away. Just stop it. Some of you were terrible people to date and need to get your lives together.
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Tweeting on company time >>>>.
Y'all be tweeting way too much for people with jobs.
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You got $92k in the account ready for use and STILL getting turned down by the hoes? That’s tough.
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Niggas in the military:.
I hate texting. Come live with me.
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Why do y’all even want your waist THAT small with wide ass hips? That doesn’t even look comfortable.
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COVID brought out some wild ass conspiracy theories fr but they were also entertaining lol.
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Men always have “errands” to run after getting a haircut. Can never just go home.
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Rick Ross makes luxury rap music. He can make you feel like you’re driving a 2020 MB while in a 2003 Honda Accord with the taillight missing.
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Chicks get one lil DM and they gotta be rude as hell and post it on the TL for some kind of attention. Act like you’ve gotten male attention before damn.
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You telling me you seen NO dick pics prior to the sex? You knew it was small before then and STILL let him beat. That’s on you sis. Don’t try insulting the man now.
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Women like attention. period. The kinds of attention is subjective, but we want all parts of it. Don’t you little chicken heads come at me about it either. I said what I said.
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Ain’t no reason i was at Sams last week and it was raining cats & dogs and ain’t seen not one man carrying an umbrella 😭😭😭.
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He was a SUBSTITUTE?! He ain’t even a real teacher omg.
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Somebody son needs to have their thumb in my butt by next week 😓.
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Women don’t like predates cause they can’t get a free meal out of a man until he deems them worth it lmao. They mad cause they gotta starve.
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When you using a cotton swab and you hit That spot that makes you 🥴🥴🥴.
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Men be sticking to their boundaries like a mf. Women need to get with that program 😂💀.
Niggas get to lie, cheat, get caught and STILL keep all they bitches. I flirt with a nigga on the side and get caught and my nigga act like im the whore of Babylon. Aint shit fair.
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Y’all editing/graphics skills are improving with every meme 😭.
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@sivrajxx @malikthgeek So you mean to tell me… they’re only getting paid if other people who pay are interacting?! 😭😭😭.
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If they’re happy and it works for them, that’s all that matters.
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Casual sex means just sex. No spending the night, hanging out etc. I call you, you show up, after this nut leave. How you catch feelings doing that?!.
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Men fight for relationships all the time, they just not physically fighting a side nigga. They got too much sense and know to just leave 😂.
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Oomf came in my DMs once asking when I was gone stop playing and let him eat my ass. I ain’t like that at the time. I let him about 3 months later though 🙇🏽♀️.
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Man please. As soon as she met ol dude, she was itching to go outside LMAOOO.
If she managed to stay in the house for the entire life without going out, who are you not to do so
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Every time women be bragging about what men be doing as a “provider” it’s never a man they’re currently with. Always an ex or someone else’s man 😭😭😭.
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Can Hollywood just stop making movies until they decide to make original shit? We’re tired of the reboots and unnecessary sequels.
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Pic 2 is during the talking stage. 1 is after y’all been together 6 months.
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