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Please don't be offended, it isn't meant. Addicted to wine. Parent to Asperger's. Enjoy making things & cooking. Classic Fiat 500 owner

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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
The police did exactly the right thing taking this roller skater down. Some reported it was a 14 year old and the police were heavy handed. Seen from a different angle it changes the story
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4 months
@mariellaf1 I ended up tapping my foot to the music and watching his very expensive suit slowly get ruined 🌧️
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3 months
@BintyMustard It happens to the best of us
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 months
It’s my daughter’s 26th birthday today. She still wants balloons on her birthday so had to get them, she’s still my little girl
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@rachaelvenables I do not understand why there seems to be a delay in removing them. The police seem to be just staring at them.
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10 months
Just bought this little beauty!
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4 years
@Lugey6 I interested in the massive shoes the guy to the right is wearing. How does he climb stairs?
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@RAF_Luton Oh I remember this! I helped design the drive through plane wash. I can see they chose the chassis wash programme. Still needed to scrub the windscreen and the rear bumper with a broom though🤷‍♂️ as it always misses those bits. Great plane
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 months
@EstherMcVey1 Largest exporter of what??
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@EssexPR @Mazza6069 No police in sight. Shocking the @metpoliceuk have taken the knee to these protesters
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
@jemmaforte @RishiSunak I’m giving the money from my other property to my tenants to go towards their bills
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@theJonnyboyP
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10 months
@theJeremyVine You didn’t seem to anticipate it very well by putting yourself in danger again just for the video.
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@jeremycorbyn Isnt that the video of people queuing to get their money out of Northern Rock in 2008 caused by Gordon Brown ruining our economy
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 months
Arrived in Alesund today. Never seen clouds quite like that before #Norway
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@theJonnyboyP
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8 months
You can see from Penny Mordaunt’s face she thinks Sunak is a complete waste of space #PMQs
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
@Goddardinho @BBBLondon thats going to smart a bit! Surely he should have been wearing a top hat for safety reasons
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
@eshelm @iofiv You didn’t see the kings car come through moments after he skated round the corner
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2 years
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5 months
@cyclingvia @JosiahDHarvey It’s a different situation in a city but usually a slow moving farm vehicle will pull over to let traffic pass. You give cyclists a bad name with your entitled waffle.
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@jamabing "Cooking beef and stale bread in lard is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman"
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
@RAF_Luton Look at all that snow! I remember when it got the record for the Kessel run doing it in just over 12 parsecs. Great plane
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@pearlylondon Should have nicked her iPhone charger as well
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
@theJeremyVine Hasn’t this cyclists got bigger things in this world to worry about than policing the roads for petty offences
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
@Vicky88201582 I’d swallow my pride and take it if I really thought it was a good opportunity. They obviously made a bad decision with the other candidate
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
@AwardsDarwin_ I hope the bull is ok
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 months
@Sharon_Strt Congratulations!!
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@RAF_Luton Oh I remember this. I was the guy in the red hat trying to catch one of the novelty key rings he was throwing into the crowd. He even used his “La Cucaracha” air horns as he glided by. Great plane
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@ToweyLinda Your'e looking perfect Dinks, good luck!
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@windyace They do grow up and realise the truth. It’s a shame you missed the 5 years though
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@SadiqKhan Its important to share and have pride in you're identity. I see you are still self identifying as a failure
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@theJonnyboyP
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8 months
@theJeremyVine I don’t think he anticipated you speeding up to make more of it for Twitter likes. He obviously should have taken this into consideration
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
She’s got her new jumper to keep her warm on walks
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@gletherby @jeremycorbyn Well better have a GE then
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@SadiqKhan The Christians are the indigenous population in London and therefore the word "community" is badly chosen. They account for about 50% of London and are your voters
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@theJonnyboyP
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1 month
Apparently there’s a protest riot in Chelmsford tonight. I bet about 5 saddos will turn up and look like the mugs they are
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@theJonnyboyP
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9 months
@winterwoman1818 Happy birthday🥳
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
Watching The Piano with Claudia Winkleman. It’s my favourite instrument and the woman who just played her own tune called The Landscape brought tears to my eyes 🥲 #ThePiano
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@theJonnyboyP
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8 months
@WarksCyclist @dell4_dell Show us how you know the police agree
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
Bought my dog an led collar. She can now be seen from space
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3 years
@RAF_Luton I remember these. Was my idea to paint it black so it couldn't be seen in the dark. Great sub
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
Sitting in A&E after breaking my arm slipping on the ice. I’ve had lots of drugs
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
I’m normally a patterned shirt kind of guy #DUND
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
Trying to sort out system issues today so this is a #DUND from earlier. Great to see so many now taking part ⁦ @TheofficialDund
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@fesshole That was My Hands in the Stream by Kenny Rogers from the forthcoming album Don’t hold Hands
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#DUND well the clothes still fit which is good. Odd being back in an office but also comforting in a way
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@SadiqKhan Its results that count. You're not getting worried about next years elections are you?
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@F1 Max should have backed off, he didn't have the lead/driving line and cannot just force himself through. Nice to see aggressive driving but not stupid and irresponsible
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@theJonnyboyP
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6 years
@SadiqKhan Another example of how bad you are at being a politician.
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
@JustStop_Oil There are plenty of resources telling you how to escape a cult. The hardest part is admitting you are in one.
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#DUND went with stripes today on socks (and tie)
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
😂
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2 months
@nkh12349 Purple one please
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 months
This was about 11pm last night. It just doesn’t get dark #midnightsun
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@theJonnyboyP
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2 years
She got. 1:1 with a special award for top in her year! Can you tell I’m proud
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@StormHuntley Pay some 13 year old to sort it
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
Took me ages to have the courage to post my picture on Twitter as I dislike my own photo. Apparently my twitter photos all look the same so I’m just processing that for the time being #DUND . Here’s a picture of my dog instead
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#DUND as I’m not going anywhere I thought I’d put on my Sweeneys to feel better
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@RAF_Luton Oh I remember these. We always had a problem with the rotor blades drooping after it's rained. Tried fitting a massive garden brolly out the top but couldn't get the right size from B&Q without buying 6 chairs and a table as well. Great helicopter.
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@theJonnyboyP
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@nkh12349 That’s a really nice picture
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
Happy #DUND Thursdays seem to be my dress up day but here you are anyway
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#DUND this is as good as it gets today
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@theJonnyboyP
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6 years
@SadiqKhan I would deal with the things you are responsible for before playing political games
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@jeremycorbyn @UKLabour @theSNP @LibDems @Plaid_Cymru @ForChange_Now @TheGreenParty You had three chances to leave with a deal but blew it because you thought better. Why on earth would any sane person trust you now. Jog on
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@theJonnyboyP
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8 months
@CitizenUddin @Wankpanzer Youre clutching at straws to have a go at drivers
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#dund new reading glasses is my effort today
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4 months
@ediz1975 Those entitled cyclists who post their fake close pass videos must be spitting nails. How dare anyone find them accountable
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@hari_miller My 21 daughter who suffers from Aspergers and tends to speak her mind, confronts them in a very loud way. I guess not everyone would do that but I’m proud she doesn’t put up with this sort of behaviour
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
I felt I looked blotchy so have it in B&W. Also got my pound land glasses on as I cannot find my normal ones 🙃 #DUND
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
Gosh I look tired. However haven’t done #DUND for a while so take me as I am #mess
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@DrewPritchard Original Fiat Panda 4x4 . Bet you’ll have more fun than some impractical supercar
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
Actually got dressed up today for a client zoom meeting. Naked from the waist down of course
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#DUND I’ve still not smartened up yet but great to see so many others in their glad rags
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6 months
@2wheelsgoodBrum Why have you chosen to ride so far out from the kerb. I’ve seen so many of these wind up accounts move out as the car is safely over taking to make the drivers look bad. Do better
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
Today’s #DUND is brought to you by Levi’s, striped socks and Clarke’s original Desert Boots
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3 years
@CAM3L @RAF_Luton How little you know about history. The Spitfire was based on an earlier design from the Crimean war where the plane had a much higher cockpit dome to allow for the hats. You can clearly see his parachute
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
I picked these walking the dog this morning. Poo bag is a great receptacle
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Another year older!!🎂🥳🎉
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@Daily_Record Is that photographed from a Canberra?
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#DUND I’m scruffy today doing DIY so this is Xmas day last year in happier times
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
Pretty in pink today #DUND
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@fesshole Most likely it was a life time tracker but you had a penalty for leaving within the first 24 months.
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6 months
@ToweyLinda It’s a great meal choice. I could devour a big bag of kettle chips easy
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2 months
@nkh12349 Cheers!x
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5 years
@ELLEUK @SadiqKhan Who made him my spokesman, shocking publicity stunt from @ELLEUK
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@theJonnyboyP
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8 months
@theJeremyVine At least you had some hi viz on like a responsible cyclist. Rather than blaming the car for failing to see him, maybe blame the cyclist for failing to be seen. Cyclists have a responsibility to be seen like cars do with daytime lights
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@theJonnyboyP
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8 months
@nkh12349 I do try to smile but Mondays are hard. Have a great day
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
For #DUND I cut my own hair. Maybe a bit too short but heck it will grow back my mum used to say as I sat there on the board staring into the barbers mirror crying when I was a kid
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3 years
This is about as #DUND as it gets. I did have my haircut yesterday so feel slightly more preventable
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
Missed #DUND today as so engrossed in trying to fix my IT issues otherwise Im stuffed. Tomorrow is my #DUND day. Anyway here is a picture of my dog instead
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
Just started my ham in coca cola from @Nigella_Lawson recipe. Never done it before, my only concern is I don’t like mustard
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 years
@RAF_Luton Oh I remember this. My son asked if I could help at the school summer fayre so I tried to sail this up Barking Creek to get near the school field for the "guess how many containers on the boat" competition. Got stuck but I still donated the 2 bottles of Blue Nun to the tombola
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@theJonnyboyP
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5 years
@jeremycorbyn And Corbyn's legacy is he ruined what was one a great party, dividing it down the middle
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9 months
@nkh12349 It was a quiet day as both client cancelled. How was yours?
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
Stripes socks for #DUND
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@theJonnyboyP
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3 months
@hoyer_kat @Mazza6069 @spectator No countries seem to deal with the causes, they would rather just put a sticking plaster on the problem and then put their heads in the sand
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6 months
@ToweyLinda Hey Dinks!
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@theJonnyboyP
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4 years
#DUND trying to look less serial killer and more normal this evening especially as I managed to get my haircut yesterday
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