Vicky
@Vicky88201582
Followers
13,196
Following
10,772
Media
1,293
Statuses
7,715
🔆Following interesting people since 2013~ Each to their own - views are my own 💎❣️
Gods Own Country
Joined December 2013
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
McDonald
• 996751 Tweets
Dodgers
• 268505 Tweets
Yankees
• 190070 Tweets
World Series
• 146303 Tweets
Jets
• 136376 Tweets
Mets
• 108569 Tweets
#SB19forMagpasikat2024
• 103495 Tweets
SB19 MAGPASIKAT SA SHOWTIME
• 100715 Tweets
ドジャース
• 72488 Tweets
Fethullah Gülen
• 69001 Tweets
#Magpasikat2024ViceKarylleRyan
• 68865 Tweets
Moldova
• 48895 Tweets
ワールドシリーズ
• 36136 Tweets
I LOVE NEX BUS
• 33187 Tweets
King Charles
• 26933 Tweets
Ateşi
• 25574 Tweets
I LOVE THAI BUS
• 22996 Tweets
Başın
• 19746 Tweets
Happy New Week
• 19551 Tweets
पुलिस स्मृति
• 16419 Tweets
レイエス
• 15718 Tweets
Lidia Thorpe
• 13748 Tweets
Darısı
• 13474 Tweets
DwiTUNGGAL PRABOWO GIBRAN
• 13124 Tweets
Geberdi
• 13109 Tweets
SelamatBEKERJA UntukBANGSA
• 12561 Tweets
Ergenekon
• 10031 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Everyone is laughing at me In my house as I’ve said I enjoy my desert better when i eat it with a small spoon 🥄 anyone else ? 🍨
4K
2K
44K
🥚 🥚🥚🥚My son laughed at me earlier for checking the eggs in the shop before I buy them ... everyone does this, right ?
1K
126
10K
Told my boss 3 companies are after me so I need a pay rise.
He asked me which 3 companies they were.
I said "Gas, electric & water
81
780
5K
If I said I wanted to go to “ the pictures” would you know where I meant ?
1K
72
5K
It takes 7 years to train as a Doctor .... and 7 months for the Receptionist to think she’s one too 🙄👿
117
150
2K
I love dogs that have proper names like Dave, Steve , etc . I heard one in the park this morning called Edwin and it made me smile 😊 🐶
Anyone got a pet with a “proper name” ?
2K
65
2K
Am I the only one who’s never heard of DMX ? Clearly I’m not down with the kids 😑
443
18
1K
This was my Monday face at 8am . I can confirm that it’s not much better now 😕
#MondayMorning
112
8
801
A bottle of water can cost £1 in a supermarket, £2 at the gym, £3 at the cinema, £6 on a plane. The only thing that changed its value was the place. So next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re at the wrong place. 👀🤷🏻♂️👊🏻
25
90
699
Question: You go for an interview and you get told that you've been unsuccessful. They offered it to the other candidate BUT, they’ve now left after 6 weeks and they're on the phone asking if you're still interested in the role now ? What would you do ? 🤔
1K
35
491
Which glasses do I look less of a plonker in ?
I Couldn’t decide, so got them both . 🤓
522
13
446
If you could sit on this bench with one person , alive or dead , who would it be ?
509
25
413
Anyone else leave the radio on for the dog when you go out ? 🐶 🎶
95
1
285
Just been in Morrisons and saw a bloke buy all the mussels , crab and lobster ..- I thought you shellfish b*stard
🦞 🦀 🤣
22
15
258
Gonna drink a shit load of wine tonight , just in case there’s a shortage 🍷 🤣🍷
44
8
255
Starburst ( Opal fruits to me ). 🍉 🍇🍓🍊🍐🍎🍑🥭🍍🫐🍋
The question is ….Which is the best colour ?
#starburstdebate
218
7
178
My 16 year son is doing an apprenticeship. At his company,the boss is giving the young workers the day off today . He’s taking them ten pin bowling & then to a Christmas dinner afterwards.
What a nice thing to do .
9
0
175
Anyone apart from me , still peel potatoes with a knife and a whisk egg with a fork ? 🥔 🍴 🥚
72
2
180
⭐️ only 100 years old 😄⭐️raised 39 million ⭐️
#WW2
veteran⭐️ Rocking the dinner jacket and medals 🏅🇬🇧
#CaptainTomMoore
⭐️front cover of GQ ❤️😆
#knighted
6
32
150
📖 I’ve just been stopped in the street and asked why i was carrying a 9ft book. 📚
I said, it’s a long story
17
7
158
Seriously, is there anything better than a nice cup of tea ? 🫖 🤎
61
7
146
✨This morning at 7:30am …Somewhere over the hills in South Yorkshire 🌅
18
8
140
Naughty kids playing their parents up at the dinner table in a restaurant ,and parents pandering to the children -
…My mum just used to give me “the look” .
That was enough
28
1
137
I never wanted to believe my son was stealing from his job as a road-worker .
But when I got home ,all the signs were there 💥
🚧 🅿️⛔️🚳🚯
24
2
133
☀️ Walk your pooches early doors , it’s going to be too hot for the four legged friends later
#heatwave
☀️
4
17
130
Now here’s the burning question for you all …. Fizzers or Parma Violets ? 🍬 🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
156
9
125
I've been diagnosed with Tom Jones syndrome. Apparently ITS NOT UNUSUAL
15
13
131
41
1
121
If you don’t have dog selfies on your phone , you’re not right 📸
17
3
116
Dropped my 16 year old son off , showered , designer gear on , soaked in aftershave …. I think we have a bird on the go ? 😀😂💥
16
3
116
There are many weirdos in this world 🌎 but they’re ain’t no weirdo like a Twitter weirdo 🙄😬
17
3
116
You don’t realise how old you are until you try to stand up after kneeling down wrapping presents 🎁 😱
17
1
116
If you’re ever unsure of anything in life , always ask a 17 year old, because it seems they know absolutely everything 🙄
17
1
114
Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps!So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hr minge drinking !! ;)
22
7
108
Going out with the girls from work and acting like you’re 25 - not advisable 🤢
12
1
109
Accidentally took some pills meant for the neighbours cat, don't ask me-ow.
😸
10
4
107
Yesterday I went into a cafe and I accidentally left my phone in the car by mistake . I didn’t know what to do with myself .
It’s scary how we are so reliant , especially as I’m of an age when I remember when we didn’t have them. I’m leaving it in the car more , as of now 📱
15
1
105
Happy International Women's day to all the beautiful women I know..
Celebrating women’s day👸🏻🌷💃🏻 Go to your camera roll and post the last picture of just You (no cheating)Here’s mine
12
2
109
Amazing what you can do with a filter . I’m getting an Ulrika Johnson lookalike thing here 🤣
Ulrika-Ka-Ka
14
1
107
Just ordered some stuff off the internet and accidentally used my organ donation card instead of my credit card . 💳 it’s gonna cost me an arm and a leg
13
5
105