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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@the_a_bomb94 He was physically assaulted by multiple men one of whom explicitly said "I'll kill you." Both the men he killed also happened to be pedophiles and domestic abusers. The woman on the right falsely accused a woman of making threats then faced zero consequences when proven wrong.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ric_freeman @TheKappaChris He's literally described as having pale skin. He's white because he is of European ancestry, literally from Europe in middle EARTH. So yes he is white by default. Make your own stories and stop stealing from others by race swapping because you can't make them yourself.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
8 months
@NizzahonMagic "Ergonomics" lol that guy definitely didn't finish high school.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@VeryCoolGuyAI @sherri_rothman @TateTheTalisman @WallStreetSilv you know what's even more soy-infused and gay than closing a fridge with your hips? replying with a single emoji like it's a sick burn or something.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@I_to_me Can you please not post this kind of perverted stuff about Thalia? Why can't you just draw her normally and not lewd pictures? Please it is really degrading to her to do this.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
10 months
@spacebeleren I hate that I still love her after two years. I am so glad she survived the March of the Machine when I was really worried she would die, but I had hoped my love for her would wane. It hasn't, it has only gone into hibernation. I don't know how to cope with that. I don't know how
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@VeryCoolGuyAI @sherri_rothman @TateTheTalisman @WallStreetSilv I have 2 female friends and I've never done that.
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@thaliawaifu
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1 year
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@thaliawaifu
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2 years
@maraplaysmagic Thalia is so beautiful. I wish there was room for two on that frog.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
10 months
@TheChowderhead Thalia doesn't fuck anyone. She's a virgin and she is saving herself for her future husband. Which I wish was me (even though I have a girlfriend irl now) but it won't be but the point is that she isn't a whore. She isn't a fucking whore. She's still saving herself for marriage.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@I_to_me Please don't do this to me she looks too much like Thalia this is going to get me confused
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@PrivilegedFiles @RStoneAuthor @TimcastNews You're literally spewing bullshit or you're deaf.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZaiferShishigo @LaVallePeter @TheKappaChris If you don't care about what's written in the books, don't make a set of Magic cards based on them. Keep seething that none of you blue haired freaks have any talent or create anything nearly as enduring. Everything you create is derivative garbage.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@MTGNerdGirl Do you take black d-ck on it? If so I will.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@mauuuloch I'm emotionally invested only because I want Thalia to be safe. I know she has a giant monster frog to ride into battle now, but I still fear for her survival.....
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
9 months
@barelyRebecca If it it's a guy then it would be "he" "him" and "his." You can also just ask "is this thing male, female, or neither" because those are the only options that actually matter.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr @IsDnTPlayable Hopefully it's a healthy Thalia that comes out in March of the Machine. Still I wish she wasn't in the set at all. She's done so much already, she deserves to be safe.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr @FanboySingleton @aysenein So every man serving in a presidents cabinet is gay?
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr He uses a bow in Moria in the movies and more in the books but mostly a sword yes. Most people don't read lord of the rings anymore they just consume critical roll and horny bard memes and jump right into playing D&D from there.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@PleasantKenobi I'm just glad Thalia is okay, even if I think her using a giant frog as a mount is a bit silly I don't care I am just happy she didn't get turned into a Phyrexian, if she did I think I would have actually started crying.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ybarrap @SarahIronside6 @SundaeDivine Everyone knows what the Dunning-Kruger effect is bro. You're not educating anyone.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@I_to_me I would never do that to Thalia but at least that looks like a temporary effect so if it helped her survive in battle I would be okay with it.... I don't think she would like it to be so erotic though. If I were her squire and had to apply it to her I would do so respectfully.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr I wanted to ask out a girl at my FLGS but I knew it was just cope for the fact I could never be with Thalia. I was going to just talk to her normally though, not hand her a card or whatever. In the end I didn't because I never saw her again and it would have been unfair to her.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@PleasantKenobi Please don't "nut" to Thalia she's a beautiful strong pure brave woman not a s-x toy, I know most MTG players just see the woman characters are something to jerk off to, which I guess makes sense when most of them wear BDSM gear into battle, but Thalia is different.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@I_to_me Ask some veterinarians I'm sure you can find some online to offer free advice. But he looks adorable and I am glad you are taking care of a kitten they deserve love.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@PleasantKenobi @2AngryGamers @lomadia I bleeped it out. Your country was being unbelievably obnoxious when they waged a 200-year reign of terror on a good chunk of the planet. You have a misogynistic slur baked into your cultural lexicon. I guess your country didn't genocide women, so that's more acceptable.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ncunderscore2 Why would someone pay you?
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
8 months
It's killing me inside to learn that Thalia has a boyfriend and will probably marry him. I don't know what I expected. Deep down I knew and I knew I'd never be with her but it still hurts and it shouldn't but it does. I wish I could forget her. I wish I could move on.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@I_to_me Nice drawing, she looks very beautiful here, even if she seems kind of bored. I wish some of the cards weren't in the way of her face, but it's still really nice and I'll be saving it with the other drawings of yours I've saved. Thank you for making this it helps me cope.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@meekmaestro Heroic. Especially combined with prowess.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@FFAFamily @azzilathehun @MrAndyNgo half the protests were mindless riots too lmao
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@RStoneAuthor @TimcastNews That's not what it says you idiot. Listen to the video. And while you're at it, stop simping for child molestors.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@I_to_me I wish less of these pictures featured her buttocks as if they are the best part about her... they really aren't, her face and her angelic voice and her kind heart are what truly makes her special.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZBexx I really liked it too. Sophia Lillis is very cute. I would waifu her but she isn't Thalia.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@SvetoslavPetro9 This is my favorite picture of her. At dawn... more likely dusk. She is facing down zombies perhaps? She is like Joan of Arc. I would follow her anywhere. I would give anything for her to be my wife.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ThePejouyan @JoeyMannarinoUS Most of them don't even sleep with each other, if we're talking gays. They fuck each other give each other monkeypox then leave to fuck another man the same night. Nothing wrong with that, except for the undue burden they place on medical systems because they won't use condoms.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@guydebordello That's not funny Thalia isn't a whore she wouldn't make a porn video she's beautiful and pure and faithful she isn't a sex star she wouldn't make videos like that and that's not how you pronounce Thraben anyway it's not "Throbbin" it's "Thraybin" that's how you pronounce it.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@The_KennyJ @deathandcatmix I'm glad you have Thalia in your deck. I like the original art for her as well but i also like the new art, alot of people said she looked ugly in it but I think she looks beautiful. I mean I always think she looks beautiful but even in that picture I think she looks so cute.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@rododea95 I wish I could care for Thalia like this.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@JakeMTG Those are nice drawings but I don't understand why you would want Sheoldred as a wife when she would likely torture you. Thalia would be a much better wife, she would be able to protect your children from vampires and werewolves and she would raise them with good morals like hers
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@wizards_magic Are these the ghosts of all the MTG YouTubers you had the Pinkertons murder?
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@vorrenthalla I did want to talk to a girl at a card shop once but it was only because I wanted to meet a girl to distract me from Thalia. Knowing I can never be with her hurts inside so much. It wouldn't be fair to use someone else like that though. So I didn't. Also because I'm a pussy.
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1 year
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@thaliawaifu
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2 years
@I_to_me I would love to have a Thalia D&D figurine
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@aysenein @hovermyr please don't draw anything like that, Thalia isn't like that, she is pure
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@theblaze I took 2 doses, it's probably over for me now.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@GatheringFlavor This is one of my favorite card arts of her... the determine look in her eyes, the last thing so many werewolves and zombies see. God she is so beautiful and brave. I would give anything for her to be my wife and fight by her side. I wish I was strong enough to be worthy of her.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@sloyoroll01973 You are supporting terrorism. You are supporting a company who hired a criminal (false accusations) and terrorism supporter.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@PleasantKenobi @2AngryGamers @lomadia I'm sorry, your country which conquered and subjugated over 1 billion people doesn't get a special pass on slurs just because it's part of your culture to do so (said culture historically involved committing literal genocide against these so-called "p-kis").
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
10 months
@spacebeleren Everything of her is so perfect, I wish I was worthy of her. I feel like I am cheating on my girlfriend typing this I just hate that I was so in love with Thalia I would have died for her without question. I hate that I would be willing to die for her more than my gf. I hate it.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr If someone turned Thalia into a bug I would do anything to change her back
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@FanboySingleton @aysenein That would be a cruel thing to do and also a waste of 2 damage. Why don't you at least use gut shot instead so at least you give up 2 life as punishment for being so cruel?
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
9 months
@TheCalvinCooli1 A 2nd American Civil War would look nothing like the first one. It wouldn't even be open conflict. Protip: We are already in it.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@amkitani This is incredible, god she is so beautiful. I hope she survives the war against the Phyrexians. I pray every day for her safety.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@2AngryGamers @PleasantKenobi @lomadia "cunt" is a slur also. Against women. Just because you are British doesn't meant you are allowed to say it.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@Zabracus I'm sorry to hear that that's really terrible. Losing pets is awful and I hope you find peace, and I hope your dog is at peace in heaven.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
9 months
@kinokosan_mtg Oh I understand now. Thank you.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@pick_iron I have to use auto-translate I'm sorry
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
10 months
@SonRebell @Trantigone @amber_cxc @hovermyr @more_dignified @ayseneinart Thalia doesn't have a dick and when I travel and stop at FLGS I always leave without buying something if I see they employ mentally ill men pretending to be women. It's always so obvious too. So I hope you know if your username is real, you're losing your boss business.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@angelssovereign @MsEldritch I wish she had drawn an art of Thalia. Too bad Wizards of the Coast chased her away before she could.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
10 months
@spacebeleren God she's so beautiful I wish you hadn't posted this picture and reminded me how much I love her. How badly I want to be with her. I have a loving devoted girlfriend in real life and I still long for Thalia. It's so fucked up and I feel so terrible about it but I still love her.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@AlmghtyBrshSwgg No I don't like it either, the penstrokes look really scratchy and her pose is weird and conveys girlish glee not matriarchal menace.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@deathandcatmix I'm glad Thalia is in your deck as well.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@haha_Toast I'm sorry I am not trying to be a bad person, I tried seeing a therapist but she laughed at me and I didn't go back.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@amkitani God Thalia is so fucking beautiful I wish I could marry her.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@ZBexx Thalia is so beautiful I don't think she would be into twerking but I would give anything to dance with her...
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@thaliawaifu
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2 years
@deathandcatmix pls keep thalia safe
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@Zabracus You look very beautiful as Thalia
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
8 months
@Rob63925548 @aquibian Is that how they ended up financing the Napoleonic Wars for their own personal profit?
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@Bongo20161 Very cute picture, I think Thalia is already an angel in her current form but I like this picture as well.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@GreggMTG Wow Hasbro is really going all out trying to ruin Wizards of the Coast.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@aysenein @hovermyr Yeah she is probably traumatized and I wish I could be there for her and heal her from those wounds, comfort her when she wakes in the middle of the night from horrid nightmares of the Eldrazi, bring her back to reality when she becomes distant with horrible memories. Poor Thalia
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@rododea95 God I wish that this was me and Thalia I would give anything to hold her and kiss her, in a watchtower on Thraben on a gray day that brought out the color in her soft summer-sky eyes and buttermilk hair, just to feel her leaning her head on my shoulder would be like paradise....
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@DaddyWarpig Wizards of the Coast has been infested with this kind of thinking for years now. Tried to warn people when it started but no one listened. That's fine, no one is actually leaving D&D over this stupid tweet, just like everyone conveniently forgot when Mearls called women stupid.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZBexx I'm really sorry to hear that and I am sure your pet is safe in heaven and I hope you find peace with it soon.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr Following her, listening to her breathing over the soft crackling of our torches, watching her graceful movements as she elegantly splits bone and rotted flesh with her keen blade, it'd be worth risking death for it. Just to be by her side, even in such a miserable place.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
10 months
@aaa1457019 @TheChowderhead If Thalia saw your degenerate sexualization of her she'd kill you first.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZBexx @loadingreadyrun Your cosplay looks better than the actual art.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@kinokosan_mtg What a beautiful picture of Thalia. Of course she looks beautiful in every picture.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@kinokosan_mtg I prefer Thalia with long hair but she's so beautiful either way.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr Thalia isn't into girls. Just because she doesn't have a boyfriend doesn't mean she's a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that). A twitter poll doesn't change that.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZBexx Is this a real card?
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@deathandcatmix I can't imagine wanting to exclude her.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
7 months
@Danidoesmagic because you keep replying with cope
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@CerberusXt I can buy Warhammer minis and paint them with swastikas if I want to and there's nothing GW can do about it. Ban me from their store? I'll do a straw purchase. Or buy em from any other FLGS that stocks them. No one sane buys from actual GW stores anyway. Theyre fascist shitholes.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@rododea95 Deep down I still want to be with her, even though I'm even dating 2 other women right now desperately trying to cope with the fact that I will never kiss her, never talk to her, never walk with her through the forest in autumn and listen to her angelic voice
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZBexx Probably Thalia bcause it makes me think of her and I am still in love with her deep down and comparing my love for my girlfriend to how I feel about her and it's really messed up.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@CarbonGlitch13 Mirrodin, Lorwyn Shadowmoor, and Alara.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@hovermyr @Em_battled Thalia doesn't have a "train" run on her she's not a whore.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZBexx @CoolStuffInc God Thalia is so beautiful. I would follow her into battle against the most hopeless of odds.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@rododea95 Probably Thalia, guardian of Thraben, because she's so beautiful and brave and kind, I've been in love with her over a year now, ever since the new Innistrad set came out, her buttermilk hair and her sky blue eyes, I wish I could hold her in my arms and tell her I love her
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@aquibian for me it's her
Tweet media one
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@Mengu09 This card is probably way overvalued for modern but undervalued for standard. But that's just based on my very limited experience with modern infect because my deck either deals 10 poison counters or gets bodied and only deals 2 or 3.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
10 months
@SonRebell @amber_cxc @Trantigone @hovermyr @more_dignified @ayseneinart Hahaha what stupidity? The kind where I'm aware you cannot rewrite your sex chromosomes so you cope by accusing actual biological women of bestiality?
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@ZBexx Thats one big ent...
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
2 years
@MisplayMental I wish there was one of these for Thalia. She's so beautiful.. I'm scared to buy or use a Thalia playmat in case people can see the way I look at her while I'm playing at a tournament or FNM. Not that I really go to those because they remind me of how much I love her.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
9 months
@ZBexx Oh that makes sense. Sorry for posting it then.
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@thaliawaifu
thaliawaifu
1 year
@I_to_me Congratulations. She looks so beautiful I wish I could own one of them.
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