Trumps Teeny Peeny, Escapee
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I've been places, I've seen things. Send booze. The most precious thing to waste is time and you're on Twitter. Available for weddings. Free Speech Use It.
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Warm and fuzzy trying not to spill my drink while on a planet spinning a 1000 mph hurtling through space at 67000 mph while circling a giant ball of burning gas traveling through time approaching a foreseeable inevitable death.
You too.
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@SKPopCulture
Who is trying desperately to make this average person with bad fashion sense happen?
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@ThePlumLineGS
it's always been there, but with a false sheen of intellectual legitimacy. Now that that's stripped away you have the bigotry, and racism. Otherwise, a Republican would never win. Mainstream discourse obscures this truth.
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@rickygervais
Forgive me for noticing but
@JaneFallon
looked fabulous at the awards. She's the real prize.
And she puts up with you. You lucky dog.
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@MeachamDr
Now do Liberty University. Ever since they learned they could get federal funds if they let in black students.
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@Santucci
@PressSec
@ABC
@realDonaldTrump
@KFaulders
Did not realize I have to be more specific when I pray to God.
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@neal_katyal
It's almost sweet how Neal thinks the Court will follow the facts and law. Next you know he will think Thomas will recuse himself.
Our only hope is that SCOTUS is as tired of Trump as the rest of us.
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@bellykachman
Never have I ever found Eric Andre funny. I am told some people find him funny, but I can't afford that much weed.
also someone please tell him yelling does not make unfunny jokes funny.
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@j_a_hoffman
@TitaniaMcGrath
@rickygervais
Not getting a joke is far worse than anything Hitler did.
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@ComfortablySmug
maybe you haven't learned anything from your two poorly managed national campaigns.
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@THR
Amazing the contrition that comes after you realize you slapped away 100 million in movie projects.
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@commiegirl1
@thedailybeast
@mattklewis
The sexist part was choosing Sarah Palin because John needed help with women and she sent a tingle up Republican men's legs.
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@jefkay
@jsv4
@GaylordTexan
@MarriottBonvoy
@Marriott
Apparently this dude can’t get good service anywhere even from his wife.
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#MorningJoe
Is good ole Morning Joe going to disclose Elise Jordan worked with and is on a first name basis with Kavanaugh while she demeans Dr Ford's testimony. Amazing how many DC actors are commenting on nominee without disclosure.
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Amy Covid Barrett just shot a couple thousand people on Fifth Avenue.
She's on a mission from God and has a lifetime appointment.
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@PrimeVideo
Not her fault but her eyes aren't large enough to pull it off. Once seen you can't unsee it.
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@RogueFirstLady
Someone should tell Robert Mueller there is a thing such as too much foreplay.
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@MikeDelMoro
in a just process Whelan would be subpoenaed.
Also, Kavanaugh should be asked in open hearing if he knew his Yale secret society's nickname.
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@MaxBoot
People always exaggerate Wehrmacht prowess at shooting down biplanes and driving around the Maginot line and how they had jets that blew up their pilots while taxiing and were ridiculously nowhere close to the Bomb and aliens secret weapons and stuff.
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@rickygervais
Mel Gibson still beside himself after realizing he could have backhanded Ricky.
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@MollyJongFast
Tell them falttery will get them nowhere.
If that doesn't work point and shout AOC.
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@Jlasoon
@NateHughes70
@AP
yeah,
it's by ridiculously over valuing companies,
and following cults of personalities.
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@JaneFallon
I once had a parrot that got spooked and panicked and flew a straight line away and got disoriented. After searching and advertising a 200 mile radius I lost hope. Three years later he found his way back to my deck outside. If only he could talk.
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@mviser
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a pumpkin latte.."
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@neal_katyal
@washingtonpost
@nytimes
Barr got away with it during Iran Contra, but someone should tell Barr what a thumb drive is.
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@primericella
@ThePillOTC
i know two people who got pregnant tracking their window. Religious groups like to recommend it because it's unreliable. You've probably just aged out and didn't notice.
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@MaxBoot
@PostOpinions
Max Boot really is stuck in his teenage view of American politics where it is Democrats job to compromise for cool kid Conservatives.
Also a bit of a scold comparing Clinton's cigar (with Gingrich's adultery) with blackface.
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@_waleedshahid
@staceyabrams
Bad idea on many levels but leaking this shows severity of Joe's Anita Hill problem.
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@RogueFirstLady
Go to the Round Robin bar. Order a maple martini. The bartender will say, The sap runs thick. Reply, Yes, but it still wants to run. A mountie will approach; go with him to the Tidal Basin. Get in the swan paddle boat with the red bill, and I will take you to Justin's submarine
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@peterdaou
slavery revisionism is also being taught at many Christian colleges. also, Nazis weren't all bad and Poland started World War II so Nazis had to fight a defensive war. Honest to god.
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@benFranklin2018
The woman in the background who stops to watch and her baby carriage rolls away.
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@aravosis
You let women in the military and next thing you know they're running for Congress.
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@AshaRangappa_
As usual Toobin is wrong and not just for masturbating during a business call. Trump knew the claim of election fraud was fraudulent. Per se bad faith. Don't networks have a farm team for these million dollar jobs. Are there really no persons better than Todd and Toobin?
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@NoHolyScripture
love me or i'll send you to hell is a contract made under duress and inherently immoral.
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Hot mic Fauci is the best Fauci.
HOT MIC MOMENT: After clashing with GOP Sen. Roger Marshall, Dr. Fauci was caught muttering, "what a moron," followed by "Jesus Christ."
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@nytimes
Strange framing NYT.
Not enough evidence implying there was some evidence or no evidence at all. It was clearly justified.
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@StevenBeschloss
I love how even Trump has to give a little smile at the quality of the diss.
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@colbertlateshow
@katieporteroc
Feinstein needs to resign and Katie becomes Senator.
Two thoughts: Gavin may not want to raise her national profile more than it is.
Second, there would be concern over who would end up replacing her seat.
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@primericella
@ThePillOTC
they got pregnant because their window shifted earlier
simple biology
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@nanglish
@thebreaknetflix
Power doesn't like power of truth. When the pwerful complain, you are doing your job.
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To all those saying the Robert E. Lee statue is part of history well taking down his statue is pretty historic too.
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