Our top story today -
Jormungunder surprised many today with an interview on Inside Wizardry, following the release of his new tell-all book about the old gods. The world serpent has been the first of many to step forward amid allegations of abuse focused on the pagan dieties.
As my old rival Greg nears me in followers, you must know I can no longer be THE wizard if I am not the most followed wizard.
That means, yup, you guessed it. I will die.
Who will you choose in the
#GregWizardWar
? Remember, a follow for Greg is a vote for the Wizard to die...
One of our teachers is a ghost but not the chill talking kind he shrieks and breaks shit and kills people and we have to sit there like nothing's wrong for an hour every day
Thank you so much for 1,000 followers. Please make sure you are registered to vote. Please make real art and support real artists. Please block me if you are a bigoted freak. And, must importantly, please read Ursula K. Le Guin. Also be kind to each other or whatever. 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
This is wizard students roommate Chris I found this open on his computer. He died in his sleep yesterday. He fell asleep because of poison. We all told him pride would be his downfall but he never listened & now I'm auctioning off all his possessions
The day long feared has finally arrived. Today at 2:46pm
@wizardsextape
succumbed to his injuries. Per his family (me, self-declared), in lieu of flowers please consider making a donation to
@peta
, the Wizard's favorite charity
#wizardsdemise
*crackling static* Hey it's me! I'm alive but there isn't much time! The only thing that can save me is Cars vore! Send me Cars vore! I need to see their teeth! *transmission ends abruptly*
Go to wizard school get a wizard job get a wizard family put your wizard kid in wizard school. Get a wizard 401k. Wizard retirement. Why even get out of bed
In anticipation of an endless horde of undead marching through our lands the tall magic school has decided to remove its bottom three floors until all this blows over
I wake up in hell. I'm in the bed from hell. I go to take a shit. I sit on the toilet from hell. I brush my teeth. Toothpaste, brush from hell. I go to work at the job from hell, answering emails on the computer from hell, taking calls on the phone from hell. I go home to my wife
Idk who needs to read this but while you're at work your girl is burrowing deep into the earth. While you're out with friends she's devouring mouthfuls of loamy soil