Woman Mage
@woman_mage
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The One And Only I'm like the woman for wizards
she/her, 22 in dog years
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I'm not allowed to play Dungeons and Dragons anymore because every time I read "Wizard Feat" I get so hard I pass out
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w,.women,,. ar.r,e so., p;rertettyy.,,,..,, itis.,., lllieke.,, ma,,.g.ic.,.
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I'm like Falin from Dungeon Meshi in a lot of ways
- Chubby
- Trans
- Gay
- Lover of pathetic women
- Has Killed
- Might do it again
- Fluffy
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im stuck listening to
@gregthesorcerer
tell me all about his elixirs and i think i might just drink one and end it all
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dear god he just drank a green one holy fuck
im stuck listening to
@gregthesorcerer
tell me all about his elixirs and i think i might just drink one and end it all
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my four worst homunculi yet. i must keep them separate lest they combine into an 「EXODIA」
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in the wizarts tower. straight up "enchornting it". and by "it", haha, well let's justr say. My Want
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i need you all to listen to me very carefully. im literally built exactly like this.
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I hope they intendo- *gnome skateboards by* what the fuck did you guys see that
'N' letter from the logo at Nintendo's Kyoto HQ is gone due to yesterday's typhoon
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THROW ME INTO THE PIT OF ONE THOUSAND MONSTERS AND IM COMING BACK PREGNANT‼️
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h,,,uolly ,ffu..ck,
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IM REALLY THIS TALL IRL. BTW.
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my invisibility spell isn't working today i am so visible right now
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IF A PIRATE GIRL ASKS FOR HELP "PLUNDERING SOME BOOTY" SHE DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL BE PILLAGING MERCHANT SHIPS OR FORGOTTEN TEMPLES. FIGURED THIS OUT FAR TOO LATE.
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If Nosferatu is your comfort character, open this thread! 🧵
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STOLEN STRAIGHT FROM THE KING'S OWN TREASURY
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just remembered women could get sad so i punched a hole in my wall...
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unsheathe thy staff, fair maiden!!! let thy magical article swang!
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How i look loading into a new Minecraft world
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fair maiden i dont wish to alarm you but that is a devilish wyrme in the picture with you and if you're not careful it will eat your soul
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choosing an actual name for myself is genuinely so hard. can a beautiful older woman name me instead.
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sticking.. out your wand.. for the rizzard [🚨EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER🚨] erm.. sticking out your orbs for the wizzler [🚨EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER🚨]
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The wizard hat stays ON during sex
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*points at your shirt* hey whats that *flicks my finger up and shoots a fireball in your face* haha pranked you!!! ^_^
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[1/24]⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️WIZARDS PLEASE READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!!
there's a scam going around on WIZARD TWITTER that's dangerous and genuinely convincing to some! i unfortunately fell victim to it, and once i realized what was going on, it was too late.
[more info in 🧵 thread]
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if i edited the woman mage emoji to look more like me irl would that be cool or cringe
but also im totally woman mage irl woman mage is real i am she
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woah mama
This could've been us if you even cared
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"I'm trans i can't get pregnant :(" NONSENSE! KEEP POUNDING AND YOU'LL MAKE AN HEIR OF HER YET!
breeding kink?? smh just say you want her to make you an heir
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WOMAN MAGE AND THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAGE
The Mighty Gnome Wizard and the lame human he can polymorph into
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My wand would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock
women, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?
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Do you like transgender women who are also wizards ?
transgender girl who likes bugs and lizards and women
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The sleepiest girl ever is all snuggled up in bed with her favorite stuffed animal btw. If you even care.
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do you fw 5'10" women who also happen to be wizards
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It's this kinda day
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Another day, another drink at the Enchanted Forest Cafe and Bistro. Served with love by the Oompa Loompa Barista who hates me
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GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO, DO *NOT* JOIN ANY WIZARD TWITTER DISCORD SERVERS!! THE BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER WOMEN *WILL* BULLY YOU!!
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PARENTS; is your child texting about Monsters?
OOMF - One of my Frankensteins
MOOT - Mummy Of Our Time
TBH - The Big Hobgoblin
IDC - Igor Does Cry
OMG - Oh! Meat Ghouls!
ROFL - Right On, Funny Leprechaun
BRB - Bring Reagan Back
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my fetal homunculus enjoying his last day in the tube before i send him to war
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Everyone asking for the link in the replies
GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO, DO *NOT* JOIN ANY WIZARD TWITTER DISCORD SERVERS!! THE BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER WOMEN *WILL* BULLY YOU!!
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the enemy monk when i cast RAY OF ENFEEBLEMENT on him
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I want nothing more than for this to be my life
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Oh you're dating? Who's the vampire and who's the werewolf?
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the promised land... it's real... a chubby girl maid cafe...
I went to a chubby girl maid cafe the other day and they were sooo cute but they wear different uniforms based on their 'size' which I thought was a little weird lol
But it also had a "smoking room" which made it really hard to eat in there 💀
From the concept I thought they'd-
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A DRAGON HAS CAPTURED ME AND I NEED A KNIGHT TO RESCUE ME FROM THIS TOWER HELP HELP HELP
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can you kill me
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*looking you dead in the eyes* please. just a little bit. i need it for a spell. please. please. please? no? sorry.... ill stop asking......its okay..... i get it..............
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HEY SO THERE'S THIS BIG DRAGON KEEPING ME IN THIS TOWER CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT
I may be a sorceress but I'm not afraid to wield a sword shall the need arise
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Gonna keep asking people "do you like wizards" until someone falls madly in love with me because of it
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MY ARCANE FOCUS
Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China
Photo: Future Mineral
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ive never played magic the gathering if anyone is wondering
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WOULD BE COOL IF IT SAID "WOMEN!!!" INSTEAD. JUST A THOUGHT
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Spells are always strongest when cast with a voice you can be proud of, so don't forget to voice train
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IF YOU STINK HMU
little doodly comic thing for today, thinkin bout humanoid goblin—bro is greasy and grimy fr
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listen all im saying is if a pretty woman started casting wicked and tortuous spells on me i wouldnt counter spell. JUST SAYING
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i wish i had enough followers where i could tweet "keep it freaky baby" and have like 100 people reply with "keep it freaky baby"
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I'm a master of self restraint because if i wasn't I'd be asking every beautiful woman i see to kill me
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hi im 22 years old, unemployed, i dont drink much, and have never done drugs but im highly suggestible ^_^
you are not immune to the charms of an unemployed 32 year old who loves drugs and drinking <333
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Well well well, if it isn't the love of my life.
That's right. It's Women.
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my tweets arent banging.... im so mad im gonna punch a twink in the tummy so i wont be so mad anymore
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i have been employed at the torment nexus
I'M FREE FROM THE TORMENT NEXUS 4,000 YEARS EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I THINK IT WENT WELL)
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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING A WIZARD'S MAGICAL FAMILIAR
Chat am I pretty enough to be queer with someone?
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lost a wizard duel today when mid incantation she stuck her finger in my mouth
won a wizard duel today when mid incantation i stuck my finger in her mouth
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