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@HoodiFultz
@RaptorsShaq
Can people not read, bro he gets benefits while he is playing. The players don’t extend lifetime benefits unless you play 10 years. Meaning he can use the 50 million that he made or he can get another job to get benefits like the rest of the world.
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@BronMuse
@KingJames
Stop with the trash bro, lebron was never listed as a center on official roster. He started center one time cause both centers were injured. Acting like he played center is irresponsible. 🤦♂️
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@AllThingsBron
Bro stop this is why you lebron fans can’t ever be taken seriously. Without curry they lose past 2 games. Lebron didn’t do anything but pass to Steph and Durant!
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@MMAbreakdownz
@dhookstead
Um ok, but I for sure put my money on a ranger than some random 🤡 in the stands.
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@burg21
@HeelsOuttaHell
@KevoVsKevin
Angel Reese shoots an awful 38.6% on shots basically inside of 5 feet. Posting lies my friend. You are a 🤡
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@WayToo6ixy
@MulhollandL0ver
Yes I mean I don’t want to sound mean. But these woman and all angry, crazy and downright perplexing. They act like they wanted to grow the sport but I think they really just wanted to stay out the limelight and get paid tons of money. Folding under media attention now!
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@maxinem29
@fattigmannKyle
Nah she really should have ran the other way and let it go out of bounds!! 🤦♂️ Reese fans be heated right now. Crazy that this and Reese grabbing her DD down 20 points late in 4th is the same
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@lawrencehansbro
@LeBronFactory
Shots per game for lebron 19.6
Shots per game for Kobe 19.5
People said Kobe launched but lebron shoots more than him. Believe whatever you want but lebron is narcissistic dude that lies about so many things. 😂
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@LoudPackDaGhost
@KingJosiah54
Bro whatever you want to believe but it was an accident. No assist by the nba. A pass like that is a top pass with one hand not 2 hands forward trying to catch the ball 🤦♂️
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@Aolgang
@kenswift
@PhoenixMercury
@chicagosky
Look. I have no issues with angel Reese and she can be a solid player in future. The problem is her fanbase doesn’t know hoops at all. They pumping awful DD. Saying she triple teamed in paint. Like pass the ball out to open shooter. Make your layups. She isn’t skilled player yet
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@LeBronFactory
All time leader in playoff points that lead to a great finals record. Looks like he collected them in early rounds and didn’t show up for finals. LeEmpty stats that don’t win games. Amazing!
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@KingJakeonX
Wasn’t a pass and isn’t an assist. The ball slip thru his hands but whatever you want to tell yourself. Tip passes are don’t with one hand not 2 hands trying catch the pass. Learn basketball
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@CalebbMuse
@LakeShowYo
Yes all these 🤡 keep blaming ham, who should ham start. The whole team blows. 😂
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@_lazay97
@MikeDvornek
Nothing to comprehend. She is saying every white basketball player has white privilege. But she also not seeing that she had privilege as well. Having the money to go to private school and play basketball is privilege as well.
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@ThaLakerNation
Lebron and Ad got weak calls all game and they still lost. Stop complaining about soft contact. Soft people like you that want to be victims are problem with today’s world.
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@Bensonjr2James
@jacobinfante24
wtf are you watching and talking about. 14-25 for 238 against the a$$ browns team who may be worse than panthers. Ok
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@chubbycox911
@extrastatmuse
Hmm blank stats. The lakers are barely 500 so lebron is just compiling more empty stats too for his legacy. Agreed??
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@B1tt4rSweet
@RGIII
Yes his PR team just jumped off the bridge. Hey Tim, we told you not to say you were friends with school shooters 😂
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@CigarCurry
@TheDunkCentral
He is scared of lebron. Lebron doesn’t need to play 32 minutes. Lebron wants to go out with mvp and all his stats so Kerr can’t sub him out.
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@ProvideContext
What do you want him to say? The lakers will use AD to get the lead. Maybe dlo or AR will get hot. They ride that storm out. The role players cool off 2nd half, lebron will try to take over in the 4th and fail. He isn’t going to tell you that if you keep going AD you will win.
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@LoveTheOrange1
I know this is completely crazy to say but it almost feels like he took back seat to dlo and the others cause he was sitting fine with his stats and he overpassed his way to 7 turnovers to try avoid the heat. The lebron stans are killing dlo and he is getting pass from casuals
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2 lebron hits curry, pumps fakes makes move hit 3 lebron gets assist
3 high pick roll curry hits 3
4 same pick roll curry pumps moves move hits 3 lebron gets assist
5 lebron iso, gets ball back losing it drops to holiday assist
6 what did lebron do assist? lol
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@ki_delaney
@StatMamba
Huh they need her to make her layups and they win. She is losing games with her awful shooting!
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@underniqqasskin
@LoudPackDaGhost
@KingJosiah54
Learn basketball you don’t touch pass with 2 hands trying to catch the ball you dope. Slow it down and watch. The nba isn’t calling it an assist for a reason jascka$$
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@Babylakers2021
@strifeomg
Nah it isn’t. Lots of us have coached our kids thru sports. And helped them put it the work. The hardest thing to do as a parent is let them go. The younger you can let them go the better. Bronny should be playing in college. He could be nba player but he needs tons of work.
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@cgreen1892
@AnthonyBibbs19
@Reese10Angel
😂 22 isn’t a kid. We need to stop doing this. It isn’t just angel Reese. Too many people want all the smoke and followers and post stuff just for views and likes and complain. Nobody is making you go on social media or watch ESPN. Delete social media, ahh she wants followers.
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@BronGotGame
@LobosTequila
at least he clean, lebron be hitting up those Diddy parties like sicko freak
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@maestroxv_
@bballbball76593
@Getter1663726
Huh cause Reese was doing ok by the box score watchers that keep pumping her DD. Anyone watching her play and watching CC play know they aren’t the same. Angel has a lot of holes she needs to fix before she is in CC league
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@0noriode
@WorldWideWob
How about what is the worst plus minus with triple double. Cause lebron was -6 with it cause he plays no defense at all. Always stat collecting those offensive numbers while resting on defense. Crazy how lebron lovers still say he plays defense. Numbers don’t lie
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@LBJgoat_talk
Paxton had 15 points. Lebron gets 22 from west and 17 from mo Williams and still loses to the magic as favorite. Came up small. Bahhhhh eliminated.
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@LakersLegacyPod
Lebron Stan’s don’t want to hear it but letting dlo and reaves run he offense and not lebron is the key to winning. Lebron iso ball is gene they aren’t good. It is good for lebron individual stats which is what he wants but the ball doesn’t move enough
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@ElonChapo
@OliLondonTV
Ha ha his face basically says if I don’t open this door for her she will scream at me the whole car ride. 😂
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@chisportsross
@TheDunkCentral
@realapp_
Played the worst team in the league brah and had 6 turnovers. Reese fans love pointing out CC turnovers but when angel do it and big they don’t mention it
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@maliikawalker
@LBJgoat_talk
@MichaelMcmath
@Ballislife
@TylerIAm
@Underdog__NBA
And Sheed said lebron couldn’t hack it in 90s either. And Sheeds goat isn’t lebron or Jordan cause he hates them both and likes Kareem who is a big like him. So yes let’s believe him 😂
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@ShakeZoula
@DC__Rising
Yes not sure why they dropped Flacco after the way he ran that offense. I mean hell cut Watson if you could save some money. Dude seems like cancer and he hasn’t done anything in like 3 years
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@PreKobeEra
Lebron plays the most minutes and the team almost lost. Maybe less minutes and they win by 10. Dude stat collects on offense. He didn’t play defense until the 4th quarter.
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@g12_lj
@LakeShowYo
Yes cause he score and awful wizard team that plays no defense. Lebron not on the list below against top defenses for reason. He is awful against good teams
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@LoveTheOrange1
This was smooth! I can’t help myself.
And Lebron is supposedly better than kobe? 😂🤣🤣
What a joke, look at this fraud
Kobe would never
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@INesbit
@jrichardgoodman
He never dominated in high school! 😂 he has always been more of a role player. He was never that guy to carry the offensive load at sierra canyon. NBA is another animal you got to be able to score like crazy and play defense
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@yayowam
Yep I am a graphic designer that uses all these programs. I am loading as much render as I can. Crazy that people can’t see what this is about and what is going to happen.
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@washedG0AT
Yes lebron would def try too. Not going argue he doesn’t work hard cause he does. Just saying it would be terrible idea 😂
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@DivvyBet
@TheDunkCentral
@BovadaOfficial
wtf is going on. How is it only 20,000 it should be like million to 1 odds. 😂
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@LeotalksLakers
@kimjungrun
Only 8 games between 1 and 8, what you are saying is stupid. Getting in is the key and the Lakers almost didn’t make it that is the point.
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@EthicalHoopz
@BleacherReport
Ehhh you just took the L. They need to do this to stop others from doing it. The more they tase them and give them larger punishment the less it should happen. Part of deterring it.
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@ChefCurryRange
@CookedByMarcus
This dude says doubters. Her 🤡 fanbase still doesn’t get it. She collect all the stats nobody wants to watch this. 😂
High school girls can make these shots and 80 percent clip bro!
Part two: Angel Reese misses TWO wide open layups in the first quarter. She is still at 0 points.
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@soapgawdstv
@BrickMuse
Dude making millions sitting front row nba games and doesn’t have to work at getting better. What a gig!
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@BronGotGame
so who is laker 4th. lebron, AD, AR and dlo. ah he went for 44 6 and 9. why are they 10th seed. huh? no excuses for lerbon except he is terrible leader for that team. what a goat.
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@SleeperPicksHQ
@HaterReport_
@casualtakeking
That is correct. Unless you have it you don’t know. It is almost like an adrenaline boost that kicks in so you don’t injure yourself cause you are out of shape. 😂
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@itzDB89
@Jacobtheclipper
so your goat can't play one on one cause he got no bag. we all been saying that. confirmed once again. goat seems to duck 1 on 1, slam dunk contents, ducks the bucks this year.
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@washedG0AT
Come on bro don’t be 🤡. Thai doesn’t work in nba. NBA season and college season is way different. No nba player including lebron is doing this. They will burnout halfway thru season and be toast if they make playoffs. Bron 40 year old body isn’t going hard in practice.
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@Rome_Beast
If he was g league nobody would say anything. That isn’t what the plan was. Remember when lebron said this.
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@BronWorld
@KingJames
They had Jordan Rodman and pippen on defense. 😂 we all know lebron doesn’t play defense so this makes complete sense. Thanks for the confirmation
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@moooopal
You what is worse. CC assist to turnover rate is 1.42/1 and angel Reese is 1/1. Angel Reese has a worse ratio than Clarke but go on not knowing how basketball works. She she lower the turnovers yes but not as bad as the 🤡 Reese fanbase tries to project. Not knowing hoops!
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@AllThingsBron
@Cerrone_Battle
@jaytatum0
Correct lebron don’t need 32 minutes bro. If he can’t get it done in 20 get him off the floor.
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@StatMamba
@NBAonTNT
@ESPNNBA
@bronhistory
Who doesn’t want to play with a guy like this! Blames you for his mistakes!!! You can’t make this stuff up. Goat mentality!!!
Did Bron just blame Prince on his turnover? 🤣😂🤣
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@QuinThomasx
Are you ok? What part was the foul? Being surrounded by 2 players isn’t a foul. This clip shows nothing. 🤦♂️ she may have been fouled but this clip
doesn’t show anything.
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@ShawnWest_
@olympicbean
For one possession on a switched screen pick and roll. The entire nba does that.
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@NYCDaFuture_
@trendyhoopstars
Rookie of the year, 😂. Starts a podcast and goes for 7 points, 6 turnovers and a terrible loss!!! Maybe she should work on her game and not her social media
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@Obitowashere
@HaterReport_
This must be the softest basketball account ever. None of this has to do with hating. Opposing teams aren’t laying down and letting other players score, get records, win. It is competition. Everyone gets a trophy people I guess, what has ruined sports.
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@MartinianoAstun
@RyanTriTraining
@ChrisPB77181730
@TLaww22
@MarcJr24
Angel Reese fans have entered the chat!! Bro that is a triple team even shaq can’t score on that. 😂
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@BarryOnHere
Typical lebron fan. This is what they do. Show his longevity stats. Say how great he played in today’s game at age 39 even though they lost. The wins no longer matter to them just as they don’t to lebron. All stat padding at this point. 🤦♂️
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@216SuperBrowns
Ha ha if you watched last night game you know why. Dude has collected the most empty stats in the history of the game. When his team is in trouble and needs points to stop another teams run he disappears.
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@DTBxss
@Reese81599864
Ha ha you can’t even try to talk to her fanbase! So basketball dumb. But she has double double and was triple teamed all game. Meanwhile she never passes out of the post to wide open teammates. 🤦♂️
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@abtlastnite
@BleacherReport
Yes no credit given, my man shooting 21 free throws is wack. In todays nba not sure how that is happening
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@cee_pain
Huh, yea of course he would but lebron acting like he has nothing to do with it. Big difference, Lefraud acting like he was getting drafted on his own which isn’t true
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@ApexJones22
It very confusing how laker fans and lebron Stans keep pumping AD this year and how great he is all the time. They also keep saying Luka has help cause he has kyrie. But somehow lebron has had no one to help him. 😂
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@JeffVanGundysB1
@BronMuse
Jordan won a championship and lebron missed the playoffs. more stat padding empty non winning basketball seems to be common theme with lebum.
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@LobosTequila
@BronGotGame
well considering he isnt the goat kind of hard to remove that tag!
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@_JasonLT
So funny how you rip Luka for not playing defense. And now you taking lebron over Jordan who played both offense and defense and dominated better than lebron. Make it make sense. 🤦♂️
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@TRRealist23
Lefraud was back at it again. Posting empty stats. Once he gets that 25 5 5 he is checking out. He minions and box score watchers will praise he being 39 and putting up those stats. None of it contributes to winning as usual.
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@BronMuse
The stat that single handedly eliminates lebron from goat talk is below 500 finals record. That is it !!!!!!!! Don’t need anything else.
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@LoveTheOrange1
Totally agree. I recently showed my son clips of me in 96 in high school. I was good shooter but would be like 3-5 in game. He was like why aren’t you launching 3 when you near the line. I said coach wants ball into post first otherwise I am on bench. Isn’t that we couldn’t.
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@Shane00
Curious why you think lebron didn’t try to guard Murray at the end when everyone knew what the play was. You guys says he is still elite defender why wouldn’t he take in the challenge. 🤔
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@photomillzLLC
@Word2TheWise32
@Tphillip394925
@T_Cloud4
Yes let’s have all the wnba former and present players etc start attacking the men that actually will watch. Great move!
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@LobosTequila
@BronGotGame
Do you live under a rock? Lebron loves those Diddy parties
LeBron on IG live with P. Diddy
“Ain’t no party like a diddy party.”
😭😭😭
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@ThatBronFan
@ApexJones22
@LBJsBest
Is this good, read the article. The lakers team defense is better when he gets subbed out. Lebron loves pump individual stats like this that don’t correlate to winning
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@LeBronFactory
Lebron James finals record ends the debate you 🤡. This is not goat status. Go ahead let’s hear the excuses. Biggest stage and this record is awful. 👋
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@Shane00
Did the 54th picks dad get him a 4 year 7.9 million contract ????? Nice money to play in g league too if that happens. Where can I sign up for that gig or is it only superstars kids???
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@GottliebShow
Come on. Team was down bad in 3rd quarter and to not even put him in the floor to see what he can do is awful.
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@cgreen1892
@AnthonyBibbs19
@Reese10Angel
🤦♂️ really, kid is not the correct term and regardless of your brain comment. A 22 year old is not absolved of having responsibility and accountability so let’s stop making excuses. I guess a 22 can do whatever they want without consequences cause their brain isn’t fully developed
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@LoveTheOrange1
I love it. Been telling those clowns nobody wants to play with lebron but they still don’t get it.
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@HaterReport_
Randle is awful fit for them. He is so fukin lazy and will make the rest of the team lazy.
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@BronGotGame
@TheHoopCentral
@zgvisualz1
You a clown, nobody can stop prime Shaq. Just tell me you never watched basketball.
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@LoudPackDaGhost
@KingJosiah54
Reality check
@bronhistory
Lebron has had some incredible passes I believed it was intentional until I saw this angle. Unfortunately it wasn't
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@danderson711
@wielki_fan97522
You can’t argue with these lebron fans. Nobody knew what pippen was going to be, he was traded for Olden Polynice. 😂 yet these 🤡 act like Jordan got a hall of famer like Dwayne wade right away. Jordan helped develop those guys.
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@BronToAD
@DanO_Bball
Chauncey is very similar to Jamal Murray. They both very underrated but ball out when needed and hit big shots
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@dillonfreed
@PerSources
While I agree and think it is good the nba is only allowing the wolves to do it though. Brunson shooting 14 free throws a game with barely any contact and or contact he initiates so they need to be more consistent by letting everyone play
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