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@LegionHoops I’m not going to lie, if I see my lawyer show up to court like this, imma just call it…
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@LakeShowYo All she had to do was respond “💪💪💪”. And it would have been. 100 Fans. 100 Chemistry. 100 League PR.
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My buddy just rode a $300 50x $LUNA short position from $116 to $2.5 for 2219x for $600k profit. JFC 🤯. His response after: “Dammit shoulda done a $3k short”
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@SixthManJake Hahaha one on the left took a pause to herself like “my god… LeBron is such a good guy…”.
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@mmaomally23 @dillondanis @sydney_sweeney This is actually Sydney Sweeney fulfilling a Make-a-Wish wish. What a gal 👏.
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Funny how if you had $100,000 in bank and a $4,000 used car. Everyone would think you’re broke. But if you had $4,000 in the bank and drove a $100,000 car. Everyone would think you’re rich….
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@ClutchPoints He’s getting emotional cause his teammates believed in him even when he didn’t believe in himself.
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@SpeedUpdates1 Ain’t no way he did that to Sauce in the Yeezy foam slip ons 😭 get this kid in the league
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@DailyLoud How I’m driving off if a California police officer leads with “Do you know why I pulled you over?” after Jan 2024:
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@aidanthereup I think it’s their characters playing like they hate each other cause they are in competition with each other in the movie. It ain’t that deep.
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@FilmUpdates MGM+?! Oh brother… Can’t wait for all the streaming services to combine into one bundle for $180 a month called Cable+.
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Just minted my ssn! . 913-29-1373.eth. Humongous 🧠 moves! I’m always 5 steps ahead! Think how much easier my life will be now. 😎.
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@alex_abads Even the other dancers waiting to go are like “hmmm… maybe this shouldn’t have been in the Olympics…”
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@TheNBACentel Imagine he said “kept saying he was gonna shoot me or something… it really scared me… 😏”.
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@currypistonn Lmao… this still why I ball my heart out at the park… even when I’m alone… you never know who’s watching 🤣🤣
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⚡️5,000 $OCN GIVEAWAY ⚡️. Rules:.1. LIKE & RETWEET.2. FOLLOW @cryptomuse. Winner will be picked at 5k followers!. Good Luck!
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This dude with a flute has literally all the girls at the Magic Eden yacht party in a trance 🤣
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@ClutchPoints @GilsArenaShow If we took away the basketball from the equation completely… is Steph still dangerous 🤔 something to think about.
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@RHarringa Angel Reese after going 5/33 FG with 27 rebounds to demolish the WNBA rebound + offensive rebound record and taking the L:
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@NBAMemes BREAKING: Julian Newman has agreed to a 1-year rookie deal with the G-League Ignite. The G-League Ignite did not agree.
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@BrickMuse His highlight reel like a scene straight out of Semi-Pro starring Will Ferrell and Andre 3000🤣.
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@nojumper Okay… now they gotta drive 5-6 huge trucks carrying water tanks, guzzling oil to clean up their mess. Great job bros! 👍.
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@miaowlex I parallel parked into a really tight spot with one 3 point turn, got out the car, and the guy walking passed me who witnessed me park yelled out a “Nice Park, Dude!” . Cloud-9 comment right there…
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@TheCinesthetic Edge of Tomorrow - went to check out a random movie at the theater. Saw Tom Cruise was in it and decided to give it a shot. Didn’t know anything about it. One of my favorite sci-fi/Groundhog Day time jump movies now.
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@BrickMuse My mom asked me to prep and make sure the chicken was ready for dinner before she got home. I yelled “Klay Thompson”. She smiled. She knew the chicken was cooked.
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@mannyfidel It’s the Hamptons… most expensive zip code in the USA… bet their police force is STACKED.
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@whyrev I have no words. they get superpowers. then this shit? glad i only watched season 1.
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@CinemaTweets1 When I found out they left out some sibling deaths to make the story less grim than it already was:
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@HaterReport_ That’s cold man… my buddy saw him in China on an Adidas press tour a couple years post injury, yelled out to him “You the man, Derrick” and he chuckled and said “I used to be. ” 😔.
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