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3 years
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…
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1 year
@LegionHoops I’m not going to lie, if I see my lawyer show up to court like this, imma just call it…
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4 months
@LakeShowYo All she had to do was respond “💪💪💪” And it would have been +100 Fans +100 Chemistry +100 League PR
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2 years
My buddy just rode a $300 50x $LUNA short position from $116 to $2.5 for 2219x for $600k profit. JFC 🤯 His response after: “Dammit shoulda done a $3k short”
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@habibiting Is this Patty’s wife?
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3 years
Can’t make this shit up 🤣 Again… we are living in a simulation…
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8 months
@historyinmemes That’s that “You thought… 😏” face
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2 months
@ChefTrillie “Could that mfer always do dat? 🤨”
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1 year
@Dorrky_Cabello @ThePopTingz Fantastic 4?! Don’t tell me these bitches get powers
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8 months
@big_business_ Just look at that face man. Premium Meme material 🤣
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8 months
@Dexerto Lmao our education system has failed so many people in this country. Dear lord
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@SixthManJake Hahaha one on the left took a pause to herself like “my god… LeBron is such a good guy…”
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8 months
@mmaomally23 @dillondanis @sydney_sweeney This is actually Sydney Sweeney fulfilling a Make-a-Wish wish. What a gal 👏
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3 months
@godkneebitch His stage dancer like: ‘HOLY FK, he’s blasted’
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3 months
@sumiiitup Could u fking imagine 😭
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@InternetH0F I despise staged videos
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6 months
Funny how if you had $100,000 in bank and a $4,000 used car. Everyone would think you’re broke. But if you had $4,000 in the bank and drove a $100,000 car. Everyone would think you’re rich…
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7 months
@ClutchPoints He’s getting emotional cause his teammates believed in him even when he didn’t believe in himself
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8 months
@SpeedUpdates1 Ain’t no way he did that to Sauce in the Yeezy foam slip ons 😭 get this kid in the league
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1 year
@lizzmyth @NBAMemes You think there’s a team in the German League called GERMANY? 🤔
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9 months
@DailyLoud How I’m driving off if a California police officer leads with “Do you know why I pulled you over?” after Jan 2024:
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8 months
@BrickMuse Hahah Wemby make Poole look like he Chris Paul-sized 😂
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8 months
@HoopMixOnly Jesus… Jalen Duren elbow… might as well be a hammer to the face… 🥴
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1 year
@aidanthereup I think it’s their characters playing like they hate each other cause they are in competition with each other in the movie. It ain’t that deep
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@anthonyocampo @seaweedexpert Why his face stuck like he about to tell the punchline
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@abbigaga Loving the whiteboy added “feinnnn-yeahhhh” adlib 😅
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@BaharOstadan winter... i pray for summer... summer... i pray for winter... where does it end...
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8 months
@ykkswb Ain’t no way this real… he was literally looking for the marks 😭 in 4K bruh…
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7 months
@kenny_817 Man is trying to SELL that call 😂
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8 months
@CartierGoatx2 “How much is your cart?” “Damn… you balling girl”
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@DramaAlert Rizzler seeing this:
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2 months
@HoopMixOnly I can tell you that with 100% confidence. Chillll
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4 months
@FilmUpdates MGM+?! Oh brother… Can’t wait for all the streaming services to combine into one bundle for $180 a month called Cable+
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1 year
@DomTheBombYT Or option 4:
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8 months
@SuaveBry Bro’s flabberghasted 🤣
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3 months
@shannonsharpeee Most surprising part of the vid is he didn’t take a bite of the can
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6 months
@sportingnews @Kelseyplum10 It was funniest the third time she did it
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@HaterReport_ Lost all his aura man… “good game guys… killed it out there”
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1 year
@HoopMixOnly Sometimes it would work again if you gave it a good:
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8 months
@BrickMuse That shot 100% landed on some kids lap in the 7th row
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2 years
Just minted my ssn! 913-29-1373.eth Humongous 🧠 moves! I’m always 5 steps ahead! Think how much easier my life will be now. 😎
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@BleacherReport Get him Giannis’ nutritionist for 1 summer. Kids gonna be unstoppable.
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@BarstoolBigCat And LeBron… does it again
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9 months
@CreepyOrg Day 3, dude just wanted $20 bucks…
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1 year
@LamonicaMurrell @Dorrky_Cabello @ThePopTingz I had to see this for myself… yup… they do 😭
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8 months
@BrickMuse Babied him. 😤
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1 year
@hooparj @TheDunkCentral @TMZ_Sports Zion after 1 month signed to 4Lifers:
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@PopCulture2000s Don’t forget One Tree Hill & OC
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9 months
@OhhMar24 “We so ass bruh”
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@alex_abads Even the other dancers waiting to go are like “hmmm… maybe this shouldn’t have been in the Olympics…”
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6 months
@Ballislife That last pass?! Are you fr?! Kyrie would cook all these guys 😭
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@TheNBACentel Imagine he said “kept saying he was gonna shoot me or something… it really scared me… 😏”
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@notgwendalupe Haha there’s a reason it was the hottest show at the time… good times
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@TheDunkCentral Drakes entourage in the living room watching the game with him:
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@currypistonn Lmao… this still why I ball my heart out at the park… even when I’m alone… you never know who’s watching 🤣🤣
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@LordBalvin That 4th curry 3:
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@stillgray Some badass photos from the 1992 riots:
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@gabebergado Mama Coco 🥺
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⚡️5,000 $OCN GIVEAWAY ⚡️ Rules: 1. LIKE & RETWEET 2. FOLLOW @cryptomuse Winner will be picked at 5k followers! Good Luck!
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This dude with a flute has literally all the girls at the Magic Eden yacht party in a trance 🤣
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@BrickMuse Well… ACCEPT IT DENNN
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@JYZOVRRTED Bro didn’t wanna blink or it makes it real 😂
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@KiLBJJ Really bro? You gon leak my go to move like that?
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@ClutchPoints @GilsArenaShow If we took away the basketball from the equation completely… is Steph still dangerous 🤔 something to think about.
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@RHarringa Angel Reese after going 5/33 FG with 27 rebounds to demolish the WNBA rebound + offensive rebound record and taking the L:
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@BleacherReport What you mean? That’s the doo wop skiddily bop
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@NBAMemes BREAKING: Julian Newman has agreed to a 1-year rookie deal with the G-League Ignite. The G-League Ignite did not agree.
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@BrickMuse His highlight reel like a scene straight out of Semi-Pro starring Will Ferrell and Andre 3000🤣
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@nojumper Okay… now they gotta drive 5-6 huge trucks carrying water tanks, guzzling oil to clean up their mess. Great job bros! 👍
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@LakeShowYo Grant “Imma hit boff” Williams
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Solved the mystery guys
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@negroprogrammer All he had to say was “God Bless America” and this all blows over… smh
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@BrickMuse Damn race is tight
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2 years
Wait a minute…
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If this scenario happens… are you staying?
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@NBAMemes lol ridiculous, you paid $1500 to use your phone. he got paid $5m+ to use his.
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@miaowlex I parallel parked into a really tight spot with one 3 point turn, got out the car, and the guy walking passed me who witnessed me park yelled out a “Nice Park, Dude!” Cloud-9 comment right there…
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@FilmUpdates Man carried 15 years of Disney live action movies… he is Iron Man…
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@NBAMemes Dammit I wish the Lakers kept Schroeder 🥹
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@TheCinesthetic Edge of Tomorrow - went to check out a random movie at the theater. Saw Tom Cruise was in it and decided to give it a shot. Didn’t know anything about it. One of my favorite sci-fi/Groundhog Day time jump movies now.
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@BrickMuse Man oh man…
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@BrickMuse My mom asked me to prep and make sure the chicken was ready for dinner before she got home. I yelled “Klay Thompson” She smiled. She knew the chicken was cooked.
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@NBAMemes Every time at the park when i ask my girl to rebound for me…
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@keep6ixsolid “I am a Libra… but I identify as a cancer” Me:
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@NBAMemes This guy just been all downhill since he said “imma hit boff”
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@TheDunkCentral The nerve to say this after he ruined Lonzo’s career with the Alibaba 1s
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@kishkybe He really thinks he’s him
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@2KIntel This way better
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@mannyfidel It’s the Hamptons… most expensive zip code in the USA… bet their police force is STACKED
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@whyrev I have no words... they get superpowers. then this shit? glad i only watched season 1
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@Splashystackss Did she just cross a road that was green and stop traffic with her baby?
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@xbtGBH Thousand Cock Stare is crazy 😂
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@CinemaTweets1 When I found out they left out some sibling deaths to make the story less grim than it already was:
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@Log_an3 @LoganPaul @KSI I really didn't. damn.
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@HaterReport_ That’s cold man… my buddy saw him in China on an Adidas press tour a couple years post injury, yelled out to him “You the man, Derrick” and he chuckled and said “I used to be..” 😔
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@BleacherReport Luka like: “this guy cappin’???” 😳
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