some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment “hey idk if anyone has ever told you but…. you are phenomenal at parallel parking — I’ve seen you a few times like ‘she ain’t gonna make it’ and then you do, incredible”

RT @ErinMannenPhD: Submitted an NIH grant today in hopes that the NIH will still exist in the near future to support biomedical research. I…

( it’s aegophony allegedly in uk)

live from Galveston @KPRC2

RT @mhjrad:

RT @fredleept: Academia is currently a hyper-competitive dystopia.

@thomasfain @VailResorts I’ve never been crashed into anywhere on this planet except park city 3x

incredible to pay for the opportunity to park in order to pay for the opportunity to do labor

@RSoistmann52 youre incredible

@sulmoney @ADHDForReal oh sick, looking forward to that

@RSoistmann52 girl did you take step 2 before step 1 or am I hallucinating

RT @sanjehorah: i am BEGGING

@kjdelay1 Apparently I am an old dog and terminally sentimental

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy also lowkey the bathroom from Russian doll but green vibes

RT @wholemilkbitch: i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the…

RT @emilykmay: having a neighborhood grocery store a three minute walk away has significantly improved my mental health and i am not even s…