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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
For the love of god please do NOT dm me saying "you will never be a man", that is NOT as helpful as yall think it is.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@willsgardevoir @rouilleoxyde imagine if a communist was somehow also a conservative.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@yellowpokemonx3 we should be allowed to throw bricks at artists if we don't like their work.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@EthanPage8 good.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@MrAutizmo @DelusionPosting bro is talking about 4chan like it's the avengers.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
20 days
@RAR1JACK do you see my vision
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@headlessaustin @raswojak @slut4yelan finally, mpreg is real.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@raswojak @headlessaustin @slut4yelan yeah it'd be funny.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@FoursideKM wait till you find how many nights you stay at Freddy's.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@sexytwerp All this man does is love women and be cool as hell what's your problem.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@BigFurryBalls it's literally taken directly from the movie
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@FunkinkLOL Fixed it :)
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@D4hz4hn porn addicts ruined a respectable occupation.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@Deepseabluey_ why did beavis and butthead show up.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
10 months
@amandayoungdyke common mistake, ireland was actually never part of the roman empire.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@GunnerDobbins the fact this episode confirms that the nazi party canonically existed in phineas & ferb is fucking insane.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
@TheLegitBeangi scrub mommy took everything in the divorce.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@JoeyCoyfox transphobes will point at the happiest man you've ever seen and try to tell they're actually sad.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@BillPourquoimec "hey you wanna listen to mid music and stare longingly into each other's eyes later".
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@LouisPeitzman the cowardly lion being accurate to the books instead of the movie is a good thing, actually
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@FairlyOddFather i deadass thought this was charlie sheen
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@rouilleoxyde 🏴‍☠️ = pirates.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
@engagingculture hey do you think they'll ever make a guardians movie? that'd be so cool.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
@CherryLaramie logan is autistic and his special interest is feudal japan.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
@poisonjr this new wave of pedo hunters is starting to feel less "publicly humiliate this predator to teach them a lesson" and more "torture someone because i think it's funny".
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@fallenchungus do people really try to shame artists for selling stickers?.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@rad_dude124 You can't really make a "parody" of conservatives because they're basically parodies of themselves, anything that isn't a wojak will go completely over their heads.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@triciaofsteel for real she was the one who bumped into him and she's acting like it was his fault.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@leviathan_twt maybe if his song wasn't directly telling children to throw out their medication there wouldn't have been as much backlash. .
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@GoatedJoomy fixed it
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
@DoobusGoobus Bill when he kills Uncle Grandpa only for another Uncle Grandpa to walk into frame and say "Boy, I'm sure glad I'm not that guy.".
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@goshi_harai @sapphyreblayze You can't be hot and a zionist unfortunately.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@HouseOfElleX Oh yeah, the iconic Marvel supervillain, Magnet.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@Transphobes_Ls_ Man stood outside the bathroom waiting for who he perceived as two young teenage girls and yet we're the pedos. Riiiiight. .
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@PUNISHEDBOULDE2 @fucktrashi @HeWhoNeverStops What about Sayuki is she okay.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@SeabassTheSylv They could have just said "I'm into shorter women" without making it weird.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@baconpancake66 it's really a wonder how john k. managed to get nearly aspect of the simpson family wrong in less than a minute.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@esjesjesj Anyone who calls women "females" should be drawn and quartered as a public event.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@yandhi24 @wokeydpronouns consumerism is one of the foundations of US culture.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@LeadPipe_Images Just as the prophecy foretold.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@transypha wtf is pacifica doing to be getting wrinkles at 12 years old.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@KrisSkulls Seeing this dude on my fyp always brightens my day I love him.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@Rukia_Yatogami3 @THEP0WEROFSPACE @willsgardevoir Listen, dude, he's in the men's bath. He calls himself a dude. far as im concerned, that's a man.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
10 months
@fallenchungus yarrr look at me booty, mateys
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@Idonthaveowlsss @sleepsop 1 kill and 18 deaths too, bro died getting carried 💀.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@ZOGParticles why does norm's house arrest perimeter end two feet from the front door, is he not even allowed to be on his porch?.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@veryy_berryy @RealYouTubeKids Trump kept going on random rants about how Joe isn't here and at one point accuses her oc being Joe Biden.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
@Peperino_72 @FallenShiki @Crestamorph One of them straight up caused WWI but Timmy is worse than that I guess.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@TheQuiver_ finally, the autistic reed we deserve.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@OsuRevi @TopGyaru gooners when a character isn't a generic white woman with big boobs
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
@ipatrol6010 @Peperino_72 @FallenShiki @Crestamorph One of Cosmo and Wanda's old godkids wished for the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@DaveDav89392109 @againstgrmrs they're going against L and B now too it looks like, it's just G at this point.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@Rex_Bats mcu fans confused by a show that's actually good.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@TheCEOofSeks Genuinely who tf thinks TADC characters are hot.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@stickybranchy @willsgardevoir for the love of god have some shame.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@Soinu62 @willsgardevoir @rouilleoxyde basically yeah, they're pretty much communist to the point that it loops back around into fascism.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@wtallen0808 @sexytwerp All I ever see from this dude is people getting mad at him for liking women, I really don't see what the big deal is here.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@larrywinwood Eustace would pick up the Death Note and go "What's huh?" before immediately throwing it away.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
4 months
@CBM_Cringe wheres the cringe this literally happens in the show.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@FroggypondV @RebelTaxi just noticed huh?.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@M3M310RD__2020 @ToonHive The horror movie didn't need to use AI.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
9 months
@swizzlewarp @willsgardevoir @rouilleoxyde yeah i am, because i don't live in the soviet union.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@jobeeart me with my maladaptive daydreaming
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
@FacebookAIslop What emotion is this
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
2 months
@footjob_baka it's okay once the time runs out you'll still come back to your body.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@nevrwokeagain @M1das_OW2 he'd have made the greatest deadpool 3 animation i just know it.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@fallenchungus @husbandu Twitter when someone doesn't know about a celebrity who hasn't been relevant in almost 20 years.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@averageenjoye13 unless the building is actively crumbling i don't see any reason why it should be illegal.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@MisguidedHog @sexytwerp Because I'm normal enough not to jump some random guy on the internet for liking women.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
7 months
@Getlucky12341 Poof changed his name to Periwinkle Fairywinkle?.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@WaitingInDaSky Let me put this in Owl House terms. Israel is Belos.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@fallenchungus i almost forgot about the huge racist/nazi problem in the brony community.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@woodstockSSB can you explain this with real words please.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@AlternCo12 @DreamLeaf5 We do not call them that, nor do we accept them in our community.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@feydemon william afton after killing the kids.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
@vibrantrida I don't care what the genre is, I'm not playing a game about incest!
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@kalfuyama Waltuh, put your Skylander on the Portal of Powuh. .
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@LaughlandMorgan @ADHDSithLord @L__G__B that's delores, and she's not trans.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@againstgrmrs you're against lesbians? what exactly are you fighting for?.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@yabba_dabba_ watching my goat go 0 for 3 on film adaptations hurt my soul
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@ocelleachair @kaden53535 And don't forget those nice big tax cuts for the rich! They'll trickle down to us any day now!.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@ArhamYasir_112 look up any character and read whichever one looks good.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@soylentbeige @lord_lila You should also be torn limb from limb if you think parents should be in debt for making sure their children are fed.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@drakebonergif ai should be made for silly stuff like this and putting bugs bunny into the crucifixion of jesus
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@OverscoreW0lf @ShortAngel9 @arianaunext @PopBase and i said shut your goddamn mouth.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
8 months
@heroesahead @bloodyfasterTV Every inmate in the yard after finding out I'm in for punching a Nazi
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@pantodemocracy @Transphobes_Ls_ Doesn't make it any less creepy though does it.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@techopse @iuntue i can smell you through my phone go take a shower.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@OverscoreW0lf @ShortAngel9 @arianaunext @PopBase my grandma did not raise my bisexual father just to be called homophobic, shut your goddamn mouth.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@FestivePies @BillPourquoimec i only listen to aluminum cans clattering together in a plastic bag.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@SpunkityBall @sexytwerp how good were the boots?.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@fancygoblin_ IT'S NOT EVEN SHAPED LIKE A BAT.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
5 months
@Treydemark_ @ChihiroFinale flies are bigger and tastier, they're clearly the better option.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@Utamakura_27 @rxdxmxncy_angxl if you get pregnant while akumatized does it create a son of the mask scenario where, as a result, the baby is akumatized by default.
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Ivy McSnivy 🏳️‍⚧️
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@fairyartmother damn so this is forever huh.
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