kelsey
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life could be dream...
portland soon
Joined February 2023
Hello Im sorry to beg for money but im really anxious to leave Texas. I am absolutely miserable and hate living here and im really terrified of the rising transphobia here. Please help me get out of here thank you.
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its okay no worries.
South Korea President Yoon says he’s “very sorry” for causing anxiety with his declaration of martial law.
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well great now im filled with scrambled eggs.
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my mom would do this for days on end and forget to feed me and my sister or take us to school.
Healed my inner child last night and took a bubble bath In my mermaid tail like they do In all of the iconic mermaid movies !!!!!!!! 🧜♀️
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hey man hows it growing i mean hows it going.
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what is it.
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i guess counting the chedda would be weird to you.
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is goth a race.
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white people be like "white people be like" and they be the white people that be like!.
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timeless
It seems silly, but the fact that we all trauma dumped on Elmo yesterday, and that we all cried when Steve from Blues Clues told us he was proud of us during the pandy PROVES that children’s entertainment is so much more than “entertainment,” and has a lasting effect on empathy.
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when i was like 11 i asked them what software they used to super impose their mouth on the orange and they responded and told me what they used to do that.
Dane Boe, the creator and voice behind Annoying Orange, comes out as transgender in new post:. “My name is still Dane and my pronouns are they/them. Thank you for being a part of my journey. Let’s spread love, understanding, and acceptance together.”
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reddit we have liftoff.
A 35-year-old man in Texas has legally changed his name to ‘Literally Anybody Else’ and announces he will attempt to run for President, against Trump and Biden. The man says his decision came because he was unsatisfied with this year’s candidates.
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some people have all the luck.
i’m drunk as fuck and chinese.
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youre essentially a funko pop collector.
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unfortunately for miss kitty i have trapped her in my 4D hydro cube
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start cranking my hog.
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what the hell would you know.
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oh man he got the whole world to think he was a fat disgusting retard jokes on us i guess.
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my beautiful children, go my beasts. .
Liaoning cashmere goat.They are only seen in Liaoning region of China
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@THEatheistlesbo i don't remember honestly lol, but it was probably something really basic lol.
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he knows how to treat a lady.
Thomas Matthew Crooks paid an OnlyFans girl nearly $1500. What's your reaction ?
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yea the school for dullards and dimwits.
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apparently this guy had to get his stomach pumped once a week because he was constantly swallowing the loads of his fellow soldiers.
World Champion of “Never judge a fighter by their appearance”
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they feeding that cat some good soul food.
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homo alert.
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in 10 years new yorkers will be taught what toilet paper is.
New York's mayor announced that the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash bags on the streets.
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mother feeds me nothing but mcdonalds and lard so i can win the grand prize for being the fattest piggy at the rodeo.
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wrapping your girlfriends chihuahua in a giant tobacco leaf and smoking him>>>>.
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okay seriously what purpose do these things serve in the alien movies? they dont even talk or anything
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a little while ago.
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okay well i can pet my cat in real life.
In Star Wars Outlaws, you can pet your creature companion Nix at almost any time. You can also pet several other creatures in the game, but Nix may get jealous if you do so.
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my mole wife was down there you bastards.
🔥🚨BREAKING: The Jewish tunnels are being sealed.
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where did bro get grey m&m's lol.
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kick it really hard in the stomach.
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alright guys lets hit this guy over the head with a rock and eat him.
you date her right after moving to brooklyn. she has an art degree and mild bpd. works as a barista. you go to bookstores and punk shows with her. confess your love after IPAs and some blow. then its over. you could have married her. had a life with her. but you chose darkness.
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yea ok lady id like to see you take on iron mike.
Jake Paul’s mom said she’s gonna kill “f*cking little bitch” Mike Tyson for slapping him 😭
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if rfk jr made adderall over the counter then i would never complain about anything ever again.
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dudes be rabbits thinking theyre hares. .
insane visual of a hare vs a rabbit side by side oh my gosh the hares ears r literally the side of the rabbits body 😭
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well thats nice of him.
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she has no actual convictions whatsoever its just clout for her.
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sorry to do this so early but a lot of trans women compare themselves to internet models/porn stars and thats where you go wrong because obviously youll probably never look like that but also the people youre comparing yourself to do not look like that half the time.
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i always thought of dream as a lowkey stoic gangster whos lowkey cute but the fact that he's not afraid to be vulnerable in front of his fans shows that he's way more than that😯🤷♀️.
Men who aren’t afraid to show their vulnerable side > 😍
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i would murder every single one of my followers for her.
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that one friend thats too obsessed with vampire media.
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youre getting fed to a gator, fatty.
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i think you two fellas should rub your johnsons against eachother.
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yes my minions. collect food for the winter, very good. now come back to mother.
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