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@Peach_Realta
I took one entry level archaeology class and shit like this drives me up the wall. Like yeah skeletal remains are part of the equation, but so are like burial objects and conditions. Also generally older remains show less and less sexual dimorphism
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this isn’t what dr pepper does at all
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP
it was so sudden and so horrifying. the one that got me the worst was tobuscus (don’t laugh. don’t laugh at me) because i was like 12 and that was the first time i realized how bad things really were
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@springbris
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she knows he’s gonna show her up… she’s just a hater… keep shining u/Rpark888
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@eggshellfriend
I think I’m gonna make him eat beef and drink Dr Pepper and watch videodrome. His experience with me will be like a biblically accurate encounter with an angel: terrifying, confusing, and beautiful.
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@Trey_Explainer
it really irritates me me when i learned that we don’t actually know bc when i was young i read in a text book at school that said we knew it meant potential. i was LIED to!
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP
reminds me of how i met your mother when barney goes to the gym to encourage fat women so when they get skinny they remember him
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in this world. there’s some girls with penis. and brother. you best believe there are some with balls too
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@Peach_Realta
It’s almost like they don’t care about the truth but just wanna push an agenda…
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@Bolshie_Boy
also a cruelty free lolcow, because everything he gets made fun of for is 110% his fault
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@oncloud_e
Being attracted to a trans girl doesn’t even make you bisexual??? I wanna see his math on this one
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@girlofswords
i was watching a film for a class a week or two ago and one of the other people in there was HORRIFIED by the presence of a nipple. absurd.
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@evilvillain1231
I was literally the youngest person at my job last year (18 was the youngest the company hired) and my work best friend was not the college students in the garden section but my man Patrick who worked with me in hardware. He was 71. He taught me much about life. And screws.
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@WIFEMODER
Also pretty graphic self harm in likes. Wasn’t expecting that, usually you don’t get both of those in the same place
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@trannyanarchist
The evidence of disabled/injured individuals being cared for by their group is a cornerstone of human behavior
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@The_sigma_fem
Lean beef patty says she’s natty and I believe her (even if she’s not, her physique absolutely is achevable natty), but even if she wasn’t I would die just for a chance to hold her hand
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@AnimeSerbia
Rare wojaks are like, the opposite of the library of Alexandria. We have the works, but not their meaning, whereas most of the info in the library of Alexandria still exists in some form but the works themselves are lost
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@Newposter2
someone i used to go to church with had an uncle who worked on the team, and one day the dad showed me the copy of hl2 he had with everyone’s signature on it, including gaben if i remember right
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@krembeni
I want the worst one. Just a complete mess. I want her to be like God spilled a person.
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@Lanido23
reminds me of that one goku rp account someone called fat and he posted physique and he was tremendously cut, and people reverse image searched for him and they couldn’t find it
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP
i’m an innovator. no bisexual has ever been extremely annoying about their desire for attention before
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@ChazakielDoremi
The first thing I thought of when I saw this post is that thing about anechoic chambers and how it only takes about 40 minutes in silence before The Dread sets in and they want to kill themself
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@magg0tgrrrl
i was shocked and appalled when i first heard “blister in the sun,” fully expecting an angry 19 year old lesbian, only to be treated to a man who’s voice sounds like the musical equivalent of a soyface
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@e_asherah
My mom was a substitute teacher for my friends’ class for awhile and one of my friends was looking out the window and she asked him why and he said “wondering if I jumped if I’d hit the concrete” and she just looks and goes “no you’d land in the grass” and continues teaching
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@Swiggity_Seal
@deleteevelyn
I love this picture and comparison so much. Kanye basically is the successful, black Chris Chan
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@ratbitebaby
“I don’t say big fancy words to make my self sound smart” (word in question is anecdote)
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@JustinWhang
I was at the tail end of the prank phone call era. My personal favorite was to call comic book stores and ask if they had something my cousin asked for for his birthday called “hen-tie”
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@Daramgar
one time on grindr a girl messaged me then i saw she had a twitter linked and i checked and we were already mutuals
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claiming that becoming a woman made you less intelligent is incredibly misogynistic. feels like that should go without saying
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i think if you see narcan as a bad thing you are ontologically evil. “seatbelts are bad because they encourage dangerous driving” ass take. fuck you.
Nothing says DC is going in the right direction more than a Narcan vending machine and a dirty needle drop box.
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@AlexArborist
Like has the geo guessr guy done anything even worth being mean to? He seems a little odd maybe, but he seems cool and he’s REALLY good at geoguessr!
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@Dongff_TK
I met him once, before the name change. Wonderful guy. A little energetic then, don’t get me wrong, but extremely kind. I’m glad he’s showing himself the love he so readily has shown others in the past
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@jestom
One of my favorite lines was an IT guy came to fix a computer and the girl really wanted to peg him and pulled down his pants and she made fun of him for being a slut or smith and he says “of course I’m wearing fishnets I’m a responsible citizen!”
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@ShitpostGate
Aside from making the bombs, it’s pretty well documented he wasn’t the most stable guy before that either. Attempted murder and such
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@SandyFrizzle
Ugh I would HATE having an independently wealthy onlyfans sugarmommy gf who truly cares about me and would defend my honor online. That would be AWFUL!
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@twinkophrenia
The only “designated funny card” that works on me no matter what the prompt is “Magnets.”
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what is with you people
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@FemboyLifestyle
seeing people make logic gate computers in video games, while impressive, will never come even close to the one they made with crabs. like the animal
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whenever i see this in my notifications i get really scared
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if you buy one of these i hope you get put on a registry
Crafting relics.
There are still some medallions, totems, and more available from
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all my girl followers are beautiful perfect angels. all my boy followers are on thin ice
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never ask someone from the south to explain waffle house because there’s an 80% chance we’ll give you this shit
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what do i even do about this dude
just cast fireball inside my kitchen and everything’s fucked up
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@Hunterhasnolife
How does it feel knowing that YHWH has given you the gift and the responsibility of prophecy
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“wow these greentext things are funny, i should look at this 4chan website. oh look! they have an LGBT board! i wonder what type of funny stories are on here!”
*THIS USER HAS BEEN EXILED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN FOR EATING FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL*
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this thing keeps hissing after i hit it is it going to explode and kill me
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@The_sigma_fem
The more someone advocates for survival of the fittest/eugenics type of policies, the less likely they are to benefit from said policies.
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there are several of you that if i am ever in your city i would like to have sex with you
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i’m not like, sure where i fall on the transfem spectrum so take this with a grain of salt, but this seems well intentioned and sweet and sort of an act of solidarity. i can see how it would come off patronizing but i’m gonna chose to believe it’s well intentioned and sincere
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this big smoothie straw fits over the mouth for my vape
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@boygrrI
100 gecs is a band I wish I could come across for the first time again. Like it opened up my music taste a lot just bc of the time in my life I found it, and I’m really happy about that. I wish I could experience finding that new stuff again sometimes
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MUTUALS: if i have another mutual i think you would get along with/think is cool, can i set you two up to be mutuals?
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@rystakzan0
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When you hear certain weird noises, you run them through a spectrogram. I found a QR code that way
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late but this
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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@boygirlwife
bottoms are allowed to just lie there during sex bc all the work is done over the course of like. 3 hours before actual sex
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@woodstockSSB
Yeah I was a big tobuscus fan in like 2014 because I was like. A child. And then. Yknow.
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i’m begging you to go outside you have a vitamin D deficiency. you need sunlight and to get dicked down
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@tahukann
Wait was this just supposed to be for other trans girls to share booby pics bc that’s what the comments look like and if that was intentional I am very sorry this flew over my head I’m not real bright.
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some of you post in a way where i can tell you’re trying to come off as crazy and some of you post in a way where i can tell you actually are crazy. a small number of you actually are crazy AND trying to post like you’re a totally different flavor of crazy but i know what you are
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