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many of you say you’re masc when what you mean is you own a tank top
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@openlyhot
I think tbh this is just a vent thread that got blown up by the discourse of it all
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its so funny when guys call me daddy because i understand that roleplaying is about performing roles you may not inhabit in your day to day life but like. surely we have to worry about casting as well
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@rebirthcanal
on the other hand they’re using them to give even more men body dysmorphia, which is kinda like doing the gay community’s job for it
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@Andy_is_Beast
rabies is like, incredibly very serious. many counties will cover the cost of the vaccine bc its a public health issue, or your college might if u have insurance thru them. the cdc also has a program for free rabies vaccines
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so glad quarantine is over so I can start dressing again
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one of my oomfies just bought a house. wtf I thought we were all unemployed losers together
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I have a brita filter in the background of my grindr profile and I’m genuinely obsessed with this man who thought he’d convince me to fuck him in exchange for replacement water filters
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does anyone want a live-in pup to play with them and eat from a doggy bowl and wear a jockstrap or whatever? not rly into all that i just can’t afford rent
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@TheHogandDice
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this is super true! i once read an article that traced the words that shakespeare "invented" through the letters that women sent back and forth- it said something about how women generally create and spread slang about 10 years b4 it enters the mainstream
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big news for people who suppressed their sexuality for years and now it's expressing itself in weird ways
Andrew Garfield will portray the monster alongside Oscar Isaac's doctor in Guillermo del Toro's version of Frankenstein.
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this is what my “brat summer” looked like
Job one: get fat
Outcome: did a great job
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(having sex) fuck yeah you gonna be a good b- (remembers they’re nonbinary so I can’t call them a good boy) a good oomfie for me?
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it’s hard being just so awfully cute. but someone has to do it!
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what happened financially this weekend cannot happen again until probably next weekend or maybe thursday if something is going on
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whenever i like something you tweet im kissing you. and whenever i retweet it im sucking your cock
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trapping you under a cup and putting a piece of paper underneath you and taking you outside bestie
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i love that more men look gay now, but im frustrated that not all of them want to have sex with me
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i loooove when bottoms have no ass because you know they’re only doing it for the love of the game
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many beautiful autistic men with large penises are following me
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cool but would be better if it were diet coke
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staying (diet coke dick is insane) (will leave u moaning and dripping from all ur holes) (and drooling) (hi btw)
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do gays who like armpits get turned on when the club starts to stink or is it more like a one on one thing
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D&D actually ISN’T problematic because it’s the only game that lets people with sleep disorders take a nap between rounds of combat
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i will always request someones priv. even if they dont post their dick on there. im just nosy. tell me if you failed that class
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having friends isnt enough i need to sleep in a big bed with them all together like this
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kinda obsessed w how quickly gay men turn any social media feature into a way to post pole (compliment)
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ok oomf has inspired me... like this for a subtweet (havent decided whether i will be nice or impish w/ my responses)
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me on the penis if im being absolutely honest
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tried to block some of the suggested elements of twitter and i think i fucked it up. ideal twitter
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gay people are so funny like why is your porn account’s display name “wendy williams’ left implant”
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no more thirsting for military men on gay twitter... the world has surpassed the need for thirsting for military men on gay twitter
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don't tell anyone but i heard 2023 is going to be the year of boy pussy
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@fubroshi
oomf posting this same tweet every few days with a different kink. but still committed to Taco Bell
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grating onions for some latkes and this is the most emotionally open I’ve been in years
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just saw a guy with a septum ring and the display name “masc4masc”.
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I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid foreskin? That's weird
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i hate being gay i get into bed and im like "my beddy-bye slay..." its unreal
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if elon makes us pay to use twitter we should at least be allowed to tell people to kill themselves
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me and my autistic boyfriend jacking off together call that parallel play
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posting a pic of a guys dick in my ass with the caption “soft launch”
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hehe
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didn’t get the job so going public and posting ass ❤️
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I’ve got strep btw in case anyone has some hot dogs in need of boiling
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if we're mutuals on here i consider us best friends and you're invited to my birthday party
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im meeting many men in my area that are straight and yet somehow know about sniffies… curious!
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This is the best challah I’ve made in my life holy shit
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brands keep telling us they’re allies but when is one of them going to come out as a faggot
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sorry I called you oomfie do you still want to have sex
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ok enough posting about your slutty little waists can we post about our slutty little cock girth or something
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im so mad i need a twink to come over so i can chew on him
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