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@ditz_carlton
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they ID’ed the shooter as a cishet white male
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@ditz_carlton
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gay people when they turn 23:
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@ditz_carlton
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Kristen Wiig reveals she didn't know Troye Sivan was a top. "I thought he was South African," she tells reporters.
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@ditz_carlton
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rupaul: plane, do you love to slay? plane: yass mama ru rupaul: sapphira, do you think iran will launch a retaliatory attack on israel given the current political climate in the middle east?
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@ditz_carlton
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i dont even know what to say
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@ditz_carlton
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gay bars dont close because straight people overrun them they close because the owner was laundering money and didnt pay his taxes for 17 years 😭
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Evolution of LGBTQ spaces: 1. Queer people make space for themselves 2. Venue gets popular 3. Straight cis women start coming as safe/fun space 4. Str8 cis men show up to hit on women 5. LGBTQ folk get pushed out of space/no longer feel safe 6.LGBTQ stop returning/lose the space
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
good evening
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
Vote blue no matter who so your state can be like Massachusetts where we have a Democratic supermajority in the state legislature that *checks notes* does absolutely nothing to stop our governor from letting the eviction moratorium expire
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
what do you mean there’s a roommate attendance policy for dinner……..
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@ditz_carlton
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1 year
i cant stop reading this
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
this twink just came in my mouth and he said “period” right when he finished
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@ditz_carlton
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5 months
matteo lane
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@ditz_carlton
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2 months
REPUBLICAN TOO!!!!
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
I think about this review of the coffeeshop I used to work at constantly
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@ditz_carlton
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2 years
these 2022 bereal recaps be like 😭
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@ditz_carlton
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@ChipotleTweets no i dont think it is
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
they would make an infographic about me within 36 hours
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@ditz_carlton
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2 months
are we still stuck on the trump assassination attempt? house of the dragon is on at 9 like…….
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@ditz_carlton
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1 month
@mych3micalswift go to your hinge settings > delete account > pick a reason, then it’ll ask if you want to refresh. you’ll thank me later
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
when you miss dinner quota for the month
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
@dolewhipdaddy they’ll find out who isn’t through their quaker-based process
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@ditz_carlton
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2 years
I still have never in my life seen a more accurate map of Massachusetts than this
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@ditz_carlton
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2 years
does anybody else remember charli xcx’s grindr instagram live dj set in april 2020
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
@wedgefry a sexless polycule
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
i hate covid because like, if i wanted to waste my 20’s i would’ve gotten a master’s degree
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@ditz_carlton
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11 months
if you are going to ANY pro palestine event you NEED to cover your face. wear a mask or something. zionists are prolific doxxers, been a victim of it myself. conceal anything that could identify you
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
@heyhautestuff like what the fuck happens if u skip dinner….u get jumped? like
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@ditz_carlton
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5 months
pronouns
@cod1401
chelsea 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
5 months
what happens out here?
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
girl thats trader joes...they do not carry goya LMAO
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
we need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each other
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
I’m sorry you have absolutely no right to get mad at someone for declining your request to hang out...in the middle of a pandemic...
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@ditz_carlton
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1 year
#BREAKING : Lesbian Governor of Massachusetts, Maura Healey, enacts strict “don’t say straight” ban effective June 1st. The executive order enacts criminal penalties for anyone promoting or discussing heterosexuality in Massachusetts during Pride Month.
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
@alexjames1917 6/6 actually
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@ditz_carlton
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5 months
the novel coronavirus
@samscruelsummer
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what was in the air in 2020
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@ditz_carlton
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apartment hunting these days be like - 9 months rent upfront - 16 references from prior landlords - food allergy background check - solve 6 riddles in the correct order - provide your better working kidney at time of security deposit - pronoun screening - $20K being goofy fee
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
so anyway we just fucked
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8 months
good morning
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@ditz_carlton
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9 months
oh i lost it
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@ditz_carlton
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3 years
They’re only admitting this now because the vaccines are widely available. If the CDC confirmed this anytime before now it would mean schools and certain workplaces would need to close.
@nytimes
The New York Times
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The coronavirus spreads through airborne transmission, particularly indoors, and even beyond six feet, the CDC emphasized on Friday. The new guidance is a change from the agency’s previous position that most infections were through “close contact.”
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8 months
@connoronline_ the values in question: ableism……they dont want people with recurring health conditions HELLO
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@ditz_carlton
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3 years
you see me sporting these mind your business
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
Anyway, MASSACHUSETTS IS STUPID AS FUCK FOR VOTING DOWN RANKED CHOICE VOTING
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@connoronline_ they’re an ableist cult anyway
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@ditz_carlton
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7 months
I think Maura Healey should declare war on Milton
@OnlyInBOS
Only In Boston
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Milton has voted 54% against updating its zoning laws to comply with the MBTA Communities Act. Massachusetts passed a multi-family zoning law, requiring that a "MBTA community" shall have at least one zoning district of reasonable size in which multi-family housing is permitted.
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
democrats are so fucking useless
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@ditz_carlton
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@imscreamign its so funny
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@ditz_carlton
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1 year
literally crazy to think about how ireland used to be covered in a temperate rainforest similar to the PNW but the english deforested the entire country to feed themselves and then forced the irish to farm & pay rent to them on their own lands
@Minty_2022
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reminder that Ireland had its ecosystem destroyed centuries ago to serve as the early breadbasket of the British empire and the charming farmland and rolling fields are the lingering scars of colonialism
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i’m uncut
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5 months
thai food had a surprise :)
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
I DONT EVEN WANNA HEAR ANOTHER DEMOCRAT COMPLAIN THAT I VOTED 3RD PARTY WHEN THEY VOTED DOWN RANKED CHOICE VOTING!!!!! GUESS ILL KEEP VOTE SPLITTING
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@ditz_carlton
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3 months
do you think we’re gonna get married be honest
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@ditz_carlton
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3 years
everyone deserves to have food that is both nutritious and actually tastes good. don’t just show up to a food pantry or community fridge and give away your old expired food jesus christ
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@marginallymasc the original tweet is a made up issue that’s not happening….when LGBTQ ppl “lose a space” it’s overwhelmingly bc of either gentrification or mismanagement 😭 not bc someone wants to bring their hag to the gay bar…….
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@ditz_carlton
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joe and kamala any minute now
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@ditz_carlton
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2 years
train was there as soon as i got to the station
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@ditz_carlton
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9 months
confronted my therapist after my ex fwb posted a pic with him and now my session has been cancelled and i got billed a $135 fee
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@ditz_carlton
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8 months
@connoronline_ taking attendance at dinner when you’re roommates and not a family is not community that’s a punishment system but go off 😭😭😭
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
comrade costar???????????
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@ditz_carlton
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7 months
i present to you the ultimate gay night out in dorchester…. stop #1 : charged lemonades at panera stop #2 : vodka lemonade at harp + bard stop #3 : tequila sodas at dbar stop #4 : more drinks and a visit to the khole corner at blend stop #5 : MGH emergency room
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@ditz_carlton
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literally looked up and said “…..diva”
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2 months
fuck it new 2024 ticket 🇺🇸🎟️ President: zendaya VP: countess luann delesseps Attorney General: phaedra Sec of Defense: azealia banks Sec of Commerce: robyn dixon Sec of Justice: jenn shah Sec of Housing: karen huger
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i feel like somerville is everything that allston thinks it is
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@ditz_carlton
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I honestly hate gay dating standards so much. I don’t have a six pack or jawline. I don’t take showers. I don’t wash my legs. I don’t ask questions on a date. I don’t eat any fiber. I don’t drink water. I don’t do the dishes. I do harass my coworkers. I do get in fights at CVS.
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
WHAT IS GOING ON AT THE MCDONALDS AT HARVARD AVE AND COMM AVE AND WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP: A THREAD ✨
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@MikeBorses you people?!
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@ditz_carlton
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its the 1 year anniversary of jaboukie changing his twitter name to FBI and tweeting “just because we killed MLK doesnt mean we dont miss him too :/“
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@ditz_carlton
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receiving a slack message
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this video is insane like oh my god just be normal and respect peoples boundaries???
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#BREAKING : CDC issues new guidance for fully vaccinated individuals.
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LIBERATE MASSACHUSETTS RESIDENTS FROM THE SPORTS BETTING ADS
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everybody saying this would work on them…..
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ptown tomorrow!
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@ditz_carlton
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i don’t ever wanna hear someone call israel a beacon of lgbt rights after this dogshit
@Israel
Israel ישראל
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"I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist fluid." - random @Columbia student Watch @Eretz_Nehederet 's latest take on what's happening on some college campuses.
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the gender bank called and actually you do owe them androgyny
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this invoked a trauma response
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this map will never not be funny because the entirety of massachusetts is green 😭😭😭
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
I JOINED MY FAMILY ZOOM AND MY ZOOM NAME WAS TREVOR’S GORILLA GRIP BUSSY FUUUUUUUUUUCK SKEKFKEKKXKSJDJDNHXHD
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Just voted for Ed Markey and Jordan Meehan 😌
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1 year
the immediate turn off when someone asks for my snap
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
and y’all wondered why Azealia Banks called him Apartheid Clyde
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@ditz_carlton
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1 year
this isn't funny and she isn't crazy. she is a victim of abuse & public derision
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Amanda Bynes has been placed on a psychiatric hold after she was found roaming the streets naked and alone, TMZ reports.
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@ditz_carlton
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mickey mouse narrating this 😭
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
2 years
Rest in peace food delivery robot and who ever ordered their food
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@ditz_carlton
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✅ survived the massachusetts 911 outage
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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@ditz_carlton
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4 years
*laughs in Boston Latin School* how would I even begin to answer this. Like do we start with the US Department of Justice investigation for rampant racism, the sexual assaulters roaming free, or the number of hate crimes like where to begin
@Thinkwert
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What was THE big scandal at your high school?
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@ditz_carlton
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"If you stick a knife in my back 9 in and pull it out 6 in, there's no progress. If you pull it all the way out, that's not progress. The progress is healing the wound that the blow made. They won’t even admit the knife is there." - Malcolm X
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@fashion_rat_ @marginallymasc women coming into a space is not gentrification 😭😭😭
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1 year
y’all this is obviously fake and a JOKEEEEEEE 😭😭😭🫶
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this city is so
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@MikeBorses just because im straight DL masc doesn’t mean my opinions are invalid………but thank you twitter user pass around party bottom
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@ditz_carlton
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3 years
my friend’s mom just gave me a nickname in her language i feel so welcomed into their community it’s “maricón” which means “little one” :)))
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@ditz_carlton
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3 years
this storm clearly can’t afford boston rent either. look at this track
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2 years
have never been clocked this hard in my life
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don’t know who’s side to take in the charli/rina beef so i blocked ava max
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@ditz_carlton
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3 years
I voted for @wutrain today on my early ballot because Boston desperately needs a fare free MBTA, the option of rent control, and a Green New Deal
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