This picture kind of being emblematic of my 2024

@live4ga can you guys please leave him alone

Was trying to make my instagram explore page less embarrassingly horny and it started showing me videos of people getting shot you know what let’s go back to hairy men wrestling

We need a new hidden twitter for cool people only like let’s all just start posting comments on the same 10 year old livejournal post or abandoned LPSG thread

volunteer freelance loss prevention for tj maxx is crazy

this is the kind of "shocking people by speaking their language" video i like they always get me good

@freecupofsoup

RT @goodboygremlin: i think everyone is kind of losing the plot and i don’t want to be involved

@ladonnapebbles wouldn't child support end at 18 anyway

@haierld such a good word because you have to kissy face to say it

made a kind of shitty frittata for brunch

honestly the francosphere has been giving us nothing but duds for a while now... just remembered "Stromae" oh god

think im gonna start using hyaluronic acid and sunscreen again

When your interlocutor doesn’t have the cot-caught merger

i wanna become Ziz but just like...for normal gay guys and women and we dont kill anyone or do crazy drugs or BDSM polyamory stuff. but im still like the main guy and you dont know if im still alive or not. and my deleted tweets from 10 years ago are the bible. end goal? chilling