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most fucked up in the head individual ♥️@groundsillusion♥️
Joined May 2015
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Hidetaka Miyazaki says there’s interest in doing a ‘ELDEN RING’ movie. “A very strong partner would [have to] come into play”. (via:
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mcu stan twitter really turned into corporate dick sucking twitter quick recently.
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i hope the iron lung movie is really successful so movie studios will look at it and fnaf and greenlight a billion piece of shit indie horror game movies.
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the nearest tesla autopiloting directly into my car after i tweet "child slavery isn't very cool tbh"
🚨JUST IN 🚨.Twitter to accept Elon Musk’s $45 billion bid to buy company
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im really convinced the paul brothers are the dumbest people alive
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imagine getting your cock and balls chopped off by a crazed man on the streets.
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i find it so funny that twitter only started disliking dunkey after he started doing the same shit he does with every game with games they actually like.
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do not be lead astray brother instead purchase parappa the rapper 2 for the same price.
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the implication that reddit is great because you can be racist is amazing.
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fellas remember we only have one more year of comedy then its over
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me and my friends at recess looking up at the helicopter flying over the yard.
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I OPENED THIS OPEN WIFI AT THE MALL AND IT SHOWED ME THIS AND I FUCKING BURST OUT LAUGHING IN PUBLIC
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being born into a rich family is the real life equivalent of spawning near a village in minecraft.
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i still know barely anything about metal gear but i think im allowed to make this joke
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its funny when people go “see, these japanese people agree with us!!!!” like yeah bro there are misogynistic virgins all over the world.
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your most gooner mutual when a new female character is added to guilty gear strive
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im laughing really fucking hard at this review of five nights at freddys on the app store
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if you replace all transphobic creators with miku then hatsune miku created transphobia.
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everything started going wrong after this happened.
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recreating the mental image i have of this that keeps making me laugh
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when carlton said “hey g would you make me a sandwich” and geoffrey said “no”
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i'm sad he deleted this great thinkpiece i was about to ask if he wanted to have a twerk off with me
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from poggers to peggers: a guide to get your gamer gf to fuck you in the ass.
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yea i fuck bitches with coins in my foreskin they call me the quarter pounder.
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i had a dream where i could do mario 64 longjumps and i was also surrounded by women with huge tits but i didnt give a fuck about them because i could do mario 64 longjumps in real life.
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trump at the next debate: i call her silly kamala, folks! because she's just so silly, she really is. kamala on joe's adrenochrome reserves:
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gay people have kissed for the first time in history. congratulations gay people .
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virginity in image form.
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” . - Sun Tzu
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denzel this sounds like the living tombstone fnaf4 song.
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imagine running a nintendo meme page and thinking u can call ppl virgins.
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i feel like my point is being missed here, i do not think dunkey is a good reviewer in general but the fact that people only picked up on this when he started talking shit on jrpgs says a lot. he still got some funny ass videos though.
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YOU should be impeached, snake! not me!
How do you get Impeached when you have done NOTHING wrong (a perfect call), have created the best economy in the history of our Country, rebuilt our Military, fixed the V.A. (Choice!), cut Taxes & Regs, protected your 2nd A, created Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, and soooo much more? Crazy!.
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my dick is too big. im too physically attractive. im too nice and loveable. it sucks bro :/.
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Did you know that Corpse just released a SICK new single? It’s called “Real Human”.Google “real human corpse” and go to images!.
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thought it was weird when captain america said “die faggot” and brutally murdered the gay character but i guess its a good step for representation
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“Haha, EA’s presentation sucked, am i right fellow gamers?.I’ve heard tomorrow that handsome guy, Todd Howard, is gonna announce something pretty cool though! I’m definitely going to check it out! You should too!”
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remember when you tried to make artists pay you to rt their art.
RETWEET AND FOLLOW TO WIN A COPY OF SPLATOON 3 ON RELEASE DATE!!!!!
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blizzard making the same fucking generic conventionally attractive woman so people will forget literally everything they've ever done
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boiling with rage at how this is literally just the money store cover
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who would win in a fight the people telling me let people enjoy things or the people showing me reaction images of a character in shock.
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she just zoomed out and she’s made the entire family black and have different haircuts and clothes too its fucked up.
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yep. here it is . nothing i will ever do in the future can ever top this . i have created perfection
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this post is simply an excuse to post white demoman look at this shit its so funny
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this guy is so damn funny he acts like he’s an intellectual above the rest of the internet but makes video essays on spongebob and wrestling.
I am Quarantining Myself from Twitter. Read:
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While y’all are here I’m not gunna plug anything but look at my cat she’s good
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