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Spandana
9 months
This guy is just quoting Ayurveda now 😭😭😭 100 steps after every meal is called Shatpavali
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Huberman Protocols (not Andrew Huberman)
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Post-meal walks (of 5-30 minutes) Boost metabolism And increase nutrient utilization Easy protocol to follow
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BITS Pilani somehow managed to have a non-woke humanities department. We had a popular Bhagavad Gita course, a course Gandhian Thoughts which showed the good parts of Gandhi before midsems and the bad stuff after midsems, so people could make up their minds.
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Only six out of 129 tables earmarked for vegetarians in a hostel mess of IIT Bombay triggered the recent ‘protest’ against ‘Brahminism’. I just talked to a student who sits at these tables. He is from a backward caste from UP pursuing research in Science. He said the ‘protest’
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When I was going for coaching in 12th grade, there was a guy in my class who distributed ₹50 Bournville to 200+ students on Pawan Kalyan’s birthday. He used to scribble Power star on the back of every chair in the class. Like that was the level of fandom. Thinkin of him today 🤭
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Not many people are talking about it but It was @PawanKalyan who made efforts & convinced TDP-BJP for an alliance without caring about criticism. He in fact sacrificed his brother's MP seat for a BJP candidate just to ensure the NDA alliance becomes a reality...
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@Sauce_69_ Just see status of pok vs kashmir now lol you have your answer
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@Vivekpanchaal When jealousy breeds intense misogyny
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@ofonions Every first world country supermarket sprays chemicals on fruits and veggies to make them look fresh. The milk is homogenized and lasts 5 days. So many problems, even in Europe. I prefer the food in India, wish we didn’t have the pesticides tho true
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3 months
@Shaivite_Knight Arey time difference bhi toh dekho 😂
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3 years
I talked to the pujari who will perform my vivaham to understand the ceremony better (he's incredibly knowledgeable btw) He was saying that we follow the Krishna Yajurvedam more and the groom's side favours the Rig Vedam for vivaha mantrams (depends on region and sampradayam)
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@fpjindia @AnkitSh07317051 There is so much public anger towards the family, and deservedly so
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@tushaarmehtaa Its that pseudo American capitalistic mentality
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@chiragbarjatyaa Can confirm
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@IITBforBharat @iitbombay BITS has an exclusively veg mess. They only used to give non veg once a week on paid basis to people who wanted it. Every college in India should follow this
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@sehahaj The Mortin Coil killed me 😂
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10 months
Hindus, never eat Parmigiano Reggiano because it’s made from animal rennet, sourced from the stomach of a newborn slaughtered calf. Most European traditional cheeses still use animal rennet so always check if it has microbial rennet or not.
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Pasta prepared in a Parmigiano Reggiano wheel seasoned for at least 24 months 📹 manzigiovanniofficial
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@AdityaRajKaul @TwitterIndia The pointlessness of this is hilarious.
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@Movies4u_Officl Riyan parag dying from the hotness
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3 years
Me before: Bhagavatam is just stories Me now: This is a highly philosophical scientific treatise that is so beautifully presented that people should read it once in their lives to just appreciate being alive 🤷‍♀️
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3 months
@ncbn @ArunudoyB Time to rebuild Andhra, and take revenge for what Tirupati has gone through
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3 months
@mashrujeet @PCcityPolice Everything I read about Pune these days, is disappointing and sad
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4 years
Was travelling in Noida today and passed people with tractors and white kurtas/caps. My driver (whose parents are farmers in Haryana) pointed them out and said 'Yeh aapko kisaan lagte hain?' and chuckled. Twitter is a different place from reality.
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3 years
So yeah, pretty crazy. Lot of meanings that we won't understand just by reading the mantra translation. I basically love the fact that the purpose of marriage is not love or whatever, but Dharma. Everything we do, is for a higher purpose and that just elevates the whole thing
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3 months
@Shaivite_Knight Looks like the attacks on Indians are back
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3 months
@WokePandemic Bro just stop. I know the result is disappointing but what are you even saying.
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@GabbbarSingh We don’t deserve good things sigh
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@infinite_varsh The last time we were happy was when King Parikshit ruled over us 😭
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10 months
@VandanaJain_ Humare batch mein bhi hai ek banda, 8.5+ cg who left everything and joined an ashram. Talked to him recently, he’s happy. Not doing any corporate job.
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The stupidest thing about Oppenheimer is that the original gita quote says ‘Kaalo asmi’ which means I am time, that destroys the world. The guy who wrote the german translation thought Kaal meant death. So its a common misconception 🤦‍♀️
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3 months
@viraj_sheth I feel like we collectively prefer mango shake over lassi in the subcontinent
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3 years
He was explaining things like when the partition is removed and the couple looks at each other, that is the thing that is important. And the mantram says the groom looks at the bride with 'Aghora chakshu' (a glance that is with Preeti). It's quite romantic actually.
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@dosaluvr Wow momos is nice don’t @ me
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10 months
@dekhane_mukul @mentalistusa Just accept you are wrong and delete the tweet
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3 years
अघोरचक्षुरपतिघ्नि एधि शिवा पतिभ्यः सुमनाः सुवर्चाः। Also it is जीवसूः देवकामा (this is deva kaamam, to do Brahma's will and to continue the karyam of the Prajapatis) अस्माकं द्विपदे चतुष्पदे च सुखकरी भव To be happy, kind and unaffected by bipeds (humans) and quadrupeds (animals)
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3 years
'O Indra ! Just as you made Apala - daughter of Surya and a glowing brilliant with the waters showered through the holes of the chariot, cart and yoke; make this bride also such a glowing brilliant.' And this is done symbolically by tying a yoke
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@pbillore141 Bro is more accurate than astrologers
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3 years
He also told me the story of Apala. How she was ugly and drowning in a flood when she found Somarasam and said 'Indra preetyartham' and Indra's glance fell on her and she became radiant like a 1000 beams
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3 years
My late grandfather bought this photo of Adi Shankaracharya from Kanchi 50 years ago. Still intact in the puja mandir.
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3 years
Janmashtami in Gujarat is amazing. There are fireworks at midnight, and temple bells and bhajans all around, which I can hear upto my apartments from the street. It's like a Dharmic New Year's Eve.
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4 years
@SanjeevSanskrit Your Sanskrit guide is absolutely fantastic, sir. I downloaded a bunch of resources but everything's too archaic or monotonous. Your book is perfect.
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4 years
@aktalkies @nikitadoval What utter bullshit. Salian, crores of funds, him changing 50 sim cards, hurried postmortem, everything is suspicious
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3 months
@btarunr Its crazy how majestic someone can look in a simple sari and a pearl necklace
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3 months
@BeerBicepsGuy You will be more attractive if you stop trying to box yourself into multiple wings. Own up to who you are, and stop the people pleasing. All successful podcasters eg. Joe Rogan own up to who they are and still listen and understand multiple viewpoints
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@GulagLobbyist @ArmchairPseph Pspk pawan kaadu, toofan 🔥🔥
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Tadvishnoh paramah padam. Ram lalla’s feet are so cute 🥹
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@IndraVahan r/india is just pakistanis at this point
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@ranvijayT90 Isn’t this the same influencer who got himself a sugar daddy for a day in dubai 😭😭
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4 years
Is it just me or when you see The Crown or any British period piece, you get physically sick at the thought of all that wealth at the expense of so many lives
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Spandana
3 months
@HaramiParindey You’re being too harsh. S03 was slow but super nice compared to all the trash that’s out there
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8 months
My experience with Ekadashi fasting, a thread 🧵: 1. I did my first 36 hour fast in 2020 (Dashami 6 pm to Dwadashi 6 am) after reading The Bhagavata Purana and getting inspired from it. I had no guidance and faced some common problems. 2. Headache: Most common issue the (1/n)
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@akshayrk95 As annoying as it is, I actually wouldn’t mind if he does studies on such things and proves their benefits. At least our own people will stop dismissing it as pseudoscience.
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@matharutaran Funny how the English language is. For them warm means nice and happy and ice cold and frosty are for stuck up people. But in our poems, we compare Rama’s face to the full moon, or a woman’s glance to moonlight, and hot sun to represent anger. Language does depend on region.
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@GabbbarSingh I’m sorry, nothing against the woman but the minute he married her people knew they would be divorced. Why not marry a nice Vadodara girl instead 🙄
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2 years
@entropied2223 If you know Sanskrit, Telugu is very easy to understand. 70% words are derived from Sanskrit.
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@nabilajamal_ If the two victims really get justice, I will admit mera desh badal raha hai.
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@romstah @keepsitrustic He did not say that or imply it
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@HHMaharajaSawai I think it’s very fitting. Chattrapati Shivaji was one of the last dharmic kings of this country. For Kshatra dharma to rise again with the Ram Mandir, imperative we remember the great kings of yore
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3 years
Millenials don't read a single dharmic text and be like bro there's no rules in Hinduism sab chalta hai 🥲
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@RWitherspoon Not as alike as you and your daughter duh
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@DiscourseDancer Its called getting old, weirdo
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Just learned (after seeing Ticket To Paradise on Netflix) that local Bali Hindus believe the Tanah Lot temple (a beautiful temple dedicated to Varuna on the seashore) is cursed and any unmarried couple who goes there will face bad luck
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@Dauhshanti I think on first glance, we might think washing themselves after meeting Europeans is a bit weird, racist even (lol). But based on how many diseases Europeans spread around the world, this was actually the perfect thing to do. I think we can empathize better in this Covid age
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2 years
Me, Gauri Puja, minutes before the wedding; December 2021
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4 years
Out of Noida/Hyderabad/Vadodara, Gujarat govt is the only govt which sent workers to my society for the vaccination survey. They noted down people's ages, who all are 50+ and left. Super efficient.
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@himalyanshaqiri Well this is pure maida. Yahan buns milenge same ingredients.
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4 years
@GabbbarSingh Clearly stated in beginning of interview, Oprah got the money not Meghan 🤦
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@total_woke_ @priyankagandhi Such people end up causing more harm to the entire cause and hamper genuine cases of students sigh
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@thathoo Itna AI generate bhi nahi karna tha
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2 years
I'm surprised most Hindus don't know this, but cheese abroad is not vegetarian. It's made from rennet which is sourced from newly born slaughtered calves! Only buy Amul cheese or a brand that uses veg rennet.
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4 years
Meaning of Aham Brahmasmi is so powerful, the foundational mantra of this country, and y'all know what Sacred Games did to it. Tandav is the cosmic dance/ vibrations of the universe, why distort it? Ofc, nothing is blasphemous, but it is against dharma
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@AngrySaffron Karma goes round and round
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5 years
Congratulations @AksharPathak and @PolyesterPalla ❤️❤️
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❤️
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3 years
People wondering why Biden made a U-turn, and what Ajit Doval said: One of the key raw materials of the mRNA vaccine (Pfizer and Moderna) - purified synthetic phospholipids - comes from India 😄 Vav Lifesciences, Mumbai based is one of the three companies worldwide to produce it.
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3 years
Some good news: Remember Pingali Venkayya - man who designed our flag, great freedom fighter? His daughter is 99 yrs old (she's my grandma's cousin's mausi). No govt has paid attn to their fam ever but finally, Andhra govt has hon'd her father's contr. and CM awarded her 75 lacs
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5 years
I don't stan BTS but I feel for the stans
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@D4Dramatic My money is on Samay
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Happy Deepavali 🪔🪔🎆🎆!
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@sudhakarudumula Don’t bother asking liverdoc. Even if it is legit herbal Ayurvedic medicine that works, he will disparage it. Ask a doctor with respect for traditional medicine and also who will debunk bogus scams in the name of herbal remedies.
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4 months
@IndianTechGuide FSSAI also better declare that no trace of integrity has been found in their entire department, just pure corruption, perfectly safe 🙄
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@amitsurg @ArunudoyB Just wasted 1 min of my life 😭😭
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3 months
@revathitweets Lets tweet about them more now
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@HPhobiaWatch Not everyday we see power of namam in the news :)
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3 years
@MIT_CSAIL People hate Python
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@GemsOfBollywood Why is masturbation a central topic in a movie about god?
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3 years
How can a person whose tenure has literally been communalism and who promises more communalism gain victory over communalism? 🤦‍♀️
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Shashi Tharoor
3 years
Congratulations to @MamataOfficial Mamata Banerjee on her spectacular victory over the forces of communalism and intolerance. The voters of Bengal (& esp Nandigram) have demonstrated where their hearts lie. The BJP has met its match in Bengal, and lost.
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2 years
Please no. Save me from linkedin-ification of Bhagawad Gita 😭
@ShwetaKukreja_
Shweta Kukreja
2 years
It took me 4 months to finish reading Bhagawad Gita but you can learn all of it in 2 mins. Here are the chapter-wise takeaways:
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@striver_79 All eyes on Chandrababu Naidu
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Spandana
2 years
Dude Puri Shankaracharya never said it's pramanik. The way he talks is different, if you can't understand him, don't slander him. Delete this video.
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Nityānanda Miśra (मिश्रोपाख्यो नित्यानन्दः)
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Allopanishad, a concoction of Sanskrit and Arabic words, is 100% fake. It is a forgery, not an authentic Upanishad. संस्कृत और अरबी शब्दों की खिचड़ी अल्लोपनिषद् सोलह आने झूठी है। यह एक प्रामाणिक उपनिषद् नहीं, धोखाधड़ी है। Full video: [Hindi only]
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@Arya_Anviksha_ Yeh kya padh liya 😭
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3 years
My boyfriend has been stopping me from tweeting about him all these years but now we are engaged and I just realized it's no holds barred now hahaha
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@sudhakarudumula What a shame
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@GabbbarSingh That same insufferable tone of ‘I’m such a simple person but the whole world is out to get me’. It grates on your ears 😭
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@nabilajamal_ Teacher student thing
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@ltsallhappening @laterchalamet They ain't all that honey
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2 years
How to fast on Navaratri, thread: As we all know, Navratri starts from tomorrow and Ayurveda says it is the perfect time to improve your food habits, balance tridoshas and speed up autophagy. Beginner level: 1. Eat meals only between sunrise to sunset (16:8 intermittent fasting)
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5 months
I used to think so too, before reading any shastra, that it is patriarchal and all. But then I realized it’s not about you, it’s about your dad. Kanyadaan is the greatest punyakarma a man can do in his lifetime, don’t rob your dad of that bc of your zero understanding of shastra
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Kanyadan not essential ceremony for valid Hindu marriage: Allahabad High Court Read story:
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@sparshtwts Why not just be happy that you did a good thing?
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Spandana
2 years
After seeing health problems in the fam that medicine says it can't cure, I went up and read Vagbhata's Ashtanga Hridayam and Charaka Samhita. This is real science. How we've survived so long w/out understanding intricacies of tridosha is crazy. They should teach this in schools.
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5 years
Why does everyone from Bangalore say 'Oh..is it?' for everything? Me: Hey I am not coming to so and so tonight Them: Oh..is it? Me: Them:
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