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@IndraVahan

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Tech, shitposting, and occasional calls for the restoration of a lost civilization. Architect of the Aryan (In)tergal(acc)tic Empire.

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@IndraVahan
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8 days
"I've been in the FrenCorp waitlist for over 3 months and this guy just doesn't ship. We were promised access to Project Insanity 6 months ago and all we get are excuses! Why am I still waiting? Why am I still happy? Why?"
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If this were an Indian company, he'd have been fired for "moonlighting" and not dedicating 70 hours resolving their client's tickets.
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Congrats @USACricket on a historic result! Proud of the team and our very own engineering and cricket star @Saurabh_Netra #T20WorldCup
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@IndraVahan
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I got lost in the lanes of Varanasi and now the signboards are in...Japanese?
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8 months
I know nobody cares about aesthetics out here but man vertical banner flags would look SOO GOOD on Indian temples.
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@IndraVahan
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India is a 3% nation. 3% of our population is doing immense value creation: scoring medals, doing entrepreneurial ventures, innovating in tech & research. The rest 97% is simply bruteforcing its way through the resources created by the 3%. Unfortunately, being a democracy, the
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Yeah this is totally not a bad idea.
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@IndianTechGuide
Indian Tech & Infra
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🚨 Hyderabad is all set to get its own New York's famed Times Square in Raidurgam as 'T-Square'. It is aimed at creating a world-class tourist attraction replete with huge, colorful digital billboards.
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@IndraVahan
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My apologies to Mohan Yadav, I wasn't aware of your game. Brothers, WE ARE SO BACK.
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@IndraVahan
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5 months
I tried to reimagine: what if Hampi never fell?
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@IndraVahan
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4 months
Folks are now bringing literal monkeys to 3AC. We've truly gone bananas🍌
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@IndraVahan
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2 months
bc stop buying jailcells built by greedy dhandhojeets, buy a plot and build your own house with Bangur Cement
@ndtv
NDTV
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#Watch | Amid Heavy Rain, Sprinkler Inside Flat Turns On, Floods House. 📍Greater Noida
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@IndraVahan
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If I met my 20-year-old self again I would probably k!|| myself.
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@IndraVahan
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1 year
Bhai ke video dekh ke hi testosterone levels 3 point pump ho jate hai.
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@IndraVahan
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9 months
Story time: when I was 19, I joined a group of people who shared a vision of building something ridiculously futuristic in India, for India We formed a company, did global collaborations & spent 6 years researching with the IITs, meeting everyone from urban dept babus... [1/5]
@Echinanews
China News 中国新闻网
9 months
The tunnel boring machine (TBM), with a maximum excavation diameter of 14.57 meters, was officially unveiled on Wed in C China's Hunan. Weighing 4,350 tonnes, this TBM will be used in the construction of the world's longest undersea high-speed rail tunnel in Zhejiang. #ChinaTech
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@IndraVahan
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6 months
All this 16-hour hustle & grind, freelance, 30-LPA, startup...lauda-lassan just to get mogged by some 150 Bigha Pushtaini Zameen enjoyer from Sehore. A farm, a Thar, 0 taxes. No worries in the world. Just pure vibes.
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@IndraVahan
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5 months
Amul Protein Lassi is a health hazard. My brother found some black substance coming out of it. On cutting the tetrapack in half, we found small mold/fungi lumps. In a serious country where the statutory body wasn't corrupt, this would've resulted in a mass recall.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
6 months
On my 3rd batch of Amul's Protein Lassi & Buttermilk and there's very much a lack of consistency. First batch was perfect. Second had thick buttermilk, you'd have to cut it in half. Third's buttermilk is fine but Lassi is thicker Still a VFM protein product—feedback @Amul_Coop
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@IndraVahan
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4 months
hacking chalu karo bhenchod
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@IndraVahan
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Gurgaon girls are so forward holy shit I actually feel unsafe as a man around here
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@IndraVahan
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4 months
Ordered a product sample from China & the seller shipped it with India Post. Took 4 days to make it from China to India, 2 days for customs clearance, and is now with good old India Post for last 13 days. They're just moving it from one center to another in the same city 😭
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@IndraVahan
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2 months
First time working with Japanese clients. Key observation after 3 days: they're extremely detail-oriented. We're to document everything. Every decision made, every port opened, every API call made. Heck they even sort the CCs in emails by the rank & superiority of the person.
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@IndraVahan
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4 months
Divine Homies
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@IndraVahan
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His father passed away when he was 12. Got no support from relatives due to family disputes. When kids his age were playing marbels, he shouldered the responsibilities of an unmarried sister, a mother, and a raw house that needed rebuilding every monsoon. After trying out the
@iamvinicius_snr
Snr🧸
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Brag about your DAD.
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@IndraVahan
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1 year
Common story from all NEET exam centres yesterday: Kalavas were chopped off, while folks with literal turbans and hijabs were allowed.
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@IndraVahan
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5 months
Fine, it's a diss then muttboy!
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@IndraVahan
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@IndraVahan
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8 months
Throwback to when eHindus gathered on the anti-Hindu-left-dominated Reddit to create a Ram Mandir art in r/Place. This artwork was built pixel by pixel individually by 1000s of Redditors, who somehow coordinated to put this together. Like a Vanar Sena putting a bridge together.
@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
2 years
Proud of you bois. There used to be Pakistani flag here, chads from @bakchodi_org build a bhavya Ram Mandir here. JSR.
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@IndraVahan
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8 months
It looks like my superiority has caused some controversy
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@Cow__Momma
Cow Momma
8 months
Not even pretending anymore.
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@IndraVahan
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I think I'm almost done with my job switch. Here's a rough analysis of my job hunt journey of over 2 months as a 3 YoE backend engineer: - Total no of applications: ~368 - Call backs: 18 - Interviews done: 12 - Interviews pending: 2 - Offers: 6 Call backs & offers by platforms
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@IndraVahan
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God bless Anil Kapoor-san for his tremendous contribution to the field of AI. He was the one who convinced Anthropic to put the 'C' in Claude, without which, we'd all be calling it Lau...
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@TIME
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TIME's new cover: The 100 most influential people in AI
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@IndraVahan
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3 months
213 days in power & I'm yet to see Mohan Yadav make a single decision that makes sense. Imagine banning 'night culture' in a city that's known for its midnight food streets. Neighboring states fight for semicon plants while our leaders here kill whatever employment people
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@IndraVahan
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8 months
My man owns nearly 10%+ of all real estate in Ujjain & he'll come out of his term richer than many multibillion-dollar unicorn founders. Everything from the Simhastha Corridor to IIT Ujjain has been strategically placed at a site that appraises the value of his property.
@mp_index
The Madhya Pradesh Index
8 months
🚨BIG BREAKING🚨 Satellite campus of IIT Indore is going to be constructed in Ujjain. Also, Madhya Pradesh's first Medicity is also going to be built in Ujjain: CM Mohan Yadav
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@IndraVahan
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bruh Deloitte just lowballed the fvck out of me: 15 lpa for 3 yoe. Should at least reveal the salary on first call so people don't go and interview 4 stupid rounds. Big four but such smol pp. Despicable.
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@IndraVahan
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4 months
@f4iryfire3 cutie is just one intrusive thought away from shredding away the entire scalps of his fellow passengers.
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@IndraVahan
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5 months
Anyone who dares own a Siberian Husky in India deserves one such beating. This breed is not built to survive the Indian climate, even with aircons. Make doggolovers take a basic MCQ test before they adopt and abuse these animals (and people around them).
@sudhakarudumula
Sudhakar Udumula
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A pet owner, his wife, and their pet were beaten up! In Hyderabad, Madhuranagar, Srinath's pet dog reportedly bit Dhanunjaya's relative. In a fit of rage and seeking revenge, Dhanunjaya called upon his friends and attacked Srinath with sticks. They also beat Srinath's wife, who
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@IndraVahan
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8 months
My honest reaction to that information.
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@Navayan
Dr.B.Karthik Navayan
8 months
Calling it Brahmin Rathna would be appropriate. Look at the list.
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@IndraVahan
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In '23 we took a collective L. But you know what? I'm determined to turn this into a W. At some point in my life, I'll probably spend a year or two in China & I'll learn the craft directly from their masters. I will retry & I wanna do it right next time. [5/5]
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@IndraVahan
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8 months
Ye hai work life balance. My Chinese suppliers are all away for Chinese New Year. ~15 days of complete factory halt, they won't respond to any text at all. Millions of $$ worth of business on hold. Family first. And we feel guilty applying for even a 2-day leave during Diwali.
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@IndraVahan
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4 months
9 pilgrims including children slaughtered in broad daylight. > Padosi bursting crackers to celebrate cricket win > Didi in her penthouse putting her 'All Eyes on Rafah' Instagram story > Chaubey ji writing his 10th thread analyzing sworn-in ceremony. Priorities.
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@IndraVahan
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9 months
Full support to TT saab. You can tag the railway minister & do your RR on Twitter, but the matter of no-ticketiya jeets festering your sleeper & AC classes won't be resolved until such officers take the matter in their own hands. Jeet problems require jeet solutions🇳🇪
@askrajeshsahu
Rajesh Sahu
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वीडियो आज का है। बरौनी-लखनऊ एक्सप्रेस (15203) में टीटी इस तरह से पिटाई कर रहा। रेल मंत्री @AshwiniVaishnaw जी, बताएं कि क्या इन लोगों को ऐसे पीटने की आजादी है? क्या टीटी के नाम पर गुंडे रखे गए हैं? ये सिस्टम में क्यों है? वीडियो साफ है, कार्रवाई कीजिए। और हां, जनता को
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@IndraVahan
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This is definitely NDAs last term. Would be very surprised if they somehow turn this around without buying every single vote for cash.
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@IndraVahan
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My wife just gifted me this beautiful pager. She calls it a "blast from the past." 🫶🥰
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@IndraVahan
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8 months
Aaj apun bhi story dalega
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@IndraVahan
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1 year
A running US Presidential candidate, a gen-2 immigrant, didn't leave his Brahminic values in the West. All while the Pandeys & Shuklas of Vijay Nagar are dropping 5-star reviews to Aftab's Chicken Center. We went wrong somewhere & a there's need for introspection among Brahmins
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Ian Miles Cheong
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Vivek Ramaswamy says he believes it's wrong to kill animals for "culinary pleasure" (i.e. eating them). What do you think?
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@IndraVahan
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Manga and anime are such incredible means to tell our stories.
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@IndraVahan
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4 months
"living in a tier-2 city must be cheap"
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@IndraVahan
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5 years
@KTHopkins @metpoliceuk Wow so even Diwali can't be celebrated. What a mess, UK, what a freaking mess.
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@IndraVahan
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5 months
Never ceases to amaze me that this city was reduced to the ashes by the Japanese. China practically rebuilt this city in a decade.
@MAKSIMYQY
Yan Yiqiang
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Nanjing city skyline #China
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
7 months
Greetings! Since sharing videos from China now puts you under IB watchlist, here's a glorious aerial view of our very own Bareilly. Your eyes aren't lying. This isn't Barcelona or Buenos Aires, it's our own Bareilly 🤗🥰😳
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@thehawkeyex
The Hawk Eye
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🔹China's most developed city😱 🔹Travelling Chinese bullet trains😍 🔹In a beautiful Chinese village ☺️ 🔹Palace of Dalai Lama in Tibet 🔹Only Chinese girls😎 🔹Wuhan's life😇 A spree of videos Indian vloggers are publishing. Now they are on Security agencies' radar! 1/
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@IndraVahan
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This is just a reminder that 3 million people on Reddit's r/India, r/UnitedStatesofIndia & r/Librandu, still believe that Moiji is headed for a crushing defeat tomorrow. For pure entertainment just open these subs tomorrow instead of news channels.
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@IndraVahan
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8 months
Today's whitepill: this is your competition. Your average jeet is out on a working day laminating a placard of some 3rd grade influencer with milk. Your competition is just the top 10% of the population. If reservation wasn't there, 3% on a level playing field. Conquer. WAGMI!
@theskindoctor13
THE SKIN DOCTOR
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Munawar Faruqui gets a grand welcome from fans in Mumbai after winning Bigg Boss. Yaad rahe doston ki hame is generation ke liye climate ko bachana hai. Isliye ped lagao, car bech kar cycle lo, fossil fuel ban karo, industries band karwao, mining roko, urbanization roko.
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@IndraVahan
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She's a ten, and our Kundli matched. We're so back brothers.
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@IndraVahan
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1 year
Common Indori W. Create a clean market underneath a flyover, laden it with bhagwa flags and the end of the road leads to a temple. Based.
@mp_index
The Madhya Pradesh Index
1 year
Bengali Flyover, Indore 😍
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I like Grok's integration with Flux.1 It somewhat makes the Premium worth it.
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There's something sinister about how these old money, generationally rich people perceive the classes below them. This news reminds me of a scene from Succession's pilot episode where Roman teases a poor kid. All their billions yet so morally bankrupt.
@PoonamJoshi_
Poonam Joshi
3 months
Four members of the richest family of Britain, Prakash Hinduja, his wife Kamal Hinduja, their son Ajay Hinduja and his wife Namrata Hinduja have all been sentenced to jail by a Swiss court for exploiting Indian migrant servants whom they made to work for upto 18 hours a day for
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
1 year
Left🇨🇳: Chinese universities' share in AI research & 30+ core AI companies started in last decade. Right🇮🇳: IIT Bombay's APPSC which achieved landmark victory today by bringing non-veg food to veg space & smashed Brahminical Patriarchy. I'll let you derive your own conclusions.
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@TechLeaksZone
Tech and Leaks
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BREAKING: India's indigenous BharOS Leak shows its a literally fork of GrapheneOS BharOS source-code has been leaked as its GitHub repositories has been made public It was indigenously developed by IIT Maras & it took 1yr to develop the system More info:
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@rishilectual As long as he helped students, I've got no problem with this.
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@IndraVahan
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3 months
Y'all have no clue what kind of brainrot content boomers are consuming on their ShareChat, Moj and Facebook apps. Boomers need help.
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@IndraVahan
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1 year
GM frens. Maheshwar's looking extra beautiful this fine morning. I wonder why?
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@IndraVahan
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Hear me out alright? We've had an IT & two rounds of startup revolutions here in India ('10, '16). Yet we've somehow failed to build a single startup that competes globally. 🇨🇳TikTok, CapCut, Shein & Temu have all TAKEN OVER the world. What is the 🇮🇳 story lacking?
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They Eating The Dogs
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China has basically won this Cyber Cold War. TikTok, SHEIN, Temu… They basically produced cyber fentanyl
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@IndraVahan
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2 years
Jai Bhim! Repost this everywhere you can so Kuntiputra Bheem comes up whenever someone looks for 'Jai Bhim'. Your seats and surnames are already gone. Don't let them steal your gods. Will make more later on.
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Radhika Merchant & Nina Agdal exposé are a reminder that despite the sexuality liberation BS fed to the masses in feminism's 3rd wave, genZ remains conscious of their lady's past. Terming them incels doesn't change the fact that most men would not marry women who've hoed around.
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@IndraVahan
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Staying at a fren's flat, seeing how fucked avg tier-1 ITJeet's life is. Darubazi every weekend, house reeks of weed, maid's oily food, 2h commutes, random hookups, no gym because P1 anytime. All coping mechanisms for the sheer loneliness they face. Is this worth the money?
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1 year
It's absolutely crazy that a woman can just wake up, decide to upload a selfie, and get 10k+ likes. Your existence as a woman itself makes you an achievement. All you gotta do is, literally, exist.
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Today's top post on Leetcode. At 18, reservation, at 23, 'diversity hiring'. Work & realize you're not getting promoted because Lavanya's blowing boss' headlights. At some point you realize that the game's rigged. Persistence & luck are the only thing that'll get you through.
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We were met with the culture shock of bureaucracy. Despite having significant media coverage, we met babus who'd indirectly ask us for 'gifts' to forward the reports & files to their seniors. Our Chinese & European counterparts were progressing at unbelievable speeds. [4/5]
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@Disciplined_Inv @amazonIN lmao you ordered a "TissotPremium" not Tissot. You bought a fake product.
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3 months
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Praying that Vishwaguru's corruption shines through and that the vaccine I received was just salt water. Let me have my aapda me awsar moment for once Lord.
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Indra (NCR Arc)
2 years
> Be intellectually incapable of performing arduous studies > Barely score positive marks in exams > Suddenly remember that Tyrannosaurus rex oppressed your ancestors in Jurrasic Period > Shout loud & rig the system to get into premier institutions What could possibly go wrong?
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Never get too cushy at your 9-to-5. You're one layoff away from poverty. Wake up. Moonlight.
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btw full support to anyone gaming the system. The system is unfair and this game is rigged from the start. You're stripped off of opportunities for being born in conditions beyond your control: unreserved castes, domiciles & gender. Only a fair game should be played fairly.
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Indra (NCR Arc)
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Apart from earthing, always install a stabilizer/cutoff regulator, even if the appliance manufacturer says you do not need one. Do this for all your appliances: refrigerators, ACs, TVs, etc. A simple ₹5000 device can save you from the curses of our third world power grids.
@BlunT_43
shashwatt
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LG yane Lag Gaye
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
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Mr Jensen Huang I love you more than your wife 🤗🥰😘
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Indra (NCR Arc)
4 months
Instill fear.
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@abcnews
ABC News
4 months
Next on Four Corners: Infiltrating Australia – India's secret war. Monday 17 June: 📱 @abcnews 📺 ABC TV 💻 ABC iview #4Corners
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
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Man I just realized that I'm the only tier 99 college dude in my entire team. Possibly in this whole product's vertical. Manager's from NYU, Lead from Pilani. All juniors from old & new NITs.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
4 months
Chadarmod managerjeet isn't approving my application for an early release since weeks. >🇺🇸Client side manager: *approves* >🇮🇳manager in 🇺🇸: *approves, wishes good luck* >🇮🇳immediate manager in 🇮🇳: "If I approve I'll get 10 more such requests" Wut to do frens?
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While you were doing your r*ndirona on things you have no control over, this absolute madlad built a nuclear fusor in his bedroom. Man Twitter can be such an insane motivation driver when you follow the right bunch of people. Locking in myself now. Bye!
@hud_zah
HudZah ⁂
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in a couple weeks, i built a nuclear fusor in my bedroom – with zero hardware experience the secret? Claude sonnet 3.5 + projects a glimpse into the process below
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No babus were harmed in the making of this scene.
@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
4 months
Please watch WeCrashed if you haven't already. Pure masterclass on business, love & capitalism, portrays WeWork's rise & collapse.
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@eurasian_shark @ayushmannk Just woke up and what the fuck
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
8 months
> be me > always get a local ₹200 haircut > new Toni&Guy opens nearby > "should try it out" > go for haircut & beardup > get served iced tea, cute staff > "wow they care about their customers" > get the cut done > charged ₹3k > shower at home > look like a shrimp > pic related
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
1 year
Fixed it.
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@lazaraschive
Pratap
1 year
Marvellous sketch of Bhagvaan Parashuraam. New age artists must consider drawing a janeu as well.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
3 months
TCS is literally doing one-shot walk-in drives to fill in GenAI, cloud & analytics roles. Yet unable to fill them (they've been spamming the same roles for weeks!) There's no dearth of jobs for the skilled, even in the stagnating IT industry.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
6 days
Living alone sucks so bad. Never leave your mama's basement guys, the world out here is bad.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
9 days
Bought a 25k Realme phone in 2021 that literally hasn't slowed down or faced any obsolescence issues at all. No battery drops & it takes like 10 minutes to get fully charged. It still gets s/w updates! I think we'll get GTA 6 before I upgrade my phone.
@_TooThpasTe___
Mr Isa
19 days
For those that understand specs, the upgrade from iPhone 15 to iPhone 16 will be a very big one
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
2 months
Holy shit this job market is worse than 2008
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
6 months
So much so for the IT powerhouse of the world that can't seem to configure a fucking load balancer on it's $3B railway ticket booking website that crashes exactly at 10:00:01 AM. No ticket & now we wait 7 days for the refund 🇳🇪
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
9 months
Bro China's playing Cities:Skylines on steroids while we're barely able to advance from Feudal Age to Castle Age in Age of Empires 😭
@waitbutwhy
Tim Urban
2 years
Shanghai 1990 | 2010 - only 20 years apart!
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
8 months
All import restrictions from China are imposed on a micro-enterprise where the owner is maybe trying to make an extra ₹5k with a 20% markup. The govt will import as they see fit & tell you to make muh-nashunalist purchases. Your order from Aliexpress will never ever reach you.
@gemsofbabus_
Gems of Engineering
8 months
🚨The first-ever driverless train for Namma Metro arrived at the Chennai port from China🇨🇳. The train has been manufactured by China's state-owned CRRC Nanjing Puzhen Co Ltd, which won a ₹1,578-crore contract in 2019 to supply 216 coaches to the BMRCL.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
2 years
This is what happens when you inject unlimited black money in real estate. Per capita Uganda ka, real estate prices New York ki.
@sssaaagar
Sagar🇮🇳
2 years
ABIL Mansion, Girgaon. Apartments starts 100cr and upwards
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
10 days
Absolute mockery of Hindus. Hopefully this triggers a series of mass inspections across all state-controlled temples in the country. Ideally this revelation should spark a rebellion to free temples from state control but we're too cvcked to go down that route.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
6 months
What Indian women brought to the table: unbreakable faith in the gods, ethos & elegance. When they're just as degenerate as any other, it's a fair choice to marry elsewhere—if you have the luxury of making this choice. At least wake up alongside a prettier devil every morning.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
2 months
@eorried70157 That's a recipe for disaster
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
9 months
We were bootstrapping. No investor wanted to put $$$ in a co that had a jugadu prototype. We did complex feasibility studies by our own. Realized our institutes were underfunded for R&D & students were only participating cuz they wanted to get credits for their final sem. [3/5]
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
3 months
Gulped down an entire Nagar Nigam water tanker to prepare for the Nirajala Ekadashi tomorrow. All the best frens. We shall prevail. JSK!
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
2 years
On popular demand! #JaiBhim
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
2 years
Jai Bhim! Repost this everywhere you can so Kuntiputra Bheem comes up whenever someone looks for 'Jai Bhim'. Your seats and surnames are already gone. Don't let them steal your gods. Will make more later on.
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
5 months
Turned 26 today. Also, decided to quit my job today. This was fun. Joined as some schizo for-loop coder & I'm leaving as the Lead Backend Engineer. To the future, whatever awaits🌟
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
1 year
Another one. Do you see it?
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
1 year
GM frens. Maheshwar's looking extra beautiful this fine morning. I wonder why?
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
7 days
An interesting trait I've observed among Delhi natives is they open up about their lives pretty easily. You ask uncle for directions to Mayapuri and the next thing you know he's telling you why his daughter's divorcing her husband who actually doesn't sound like a bad guy at
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
1 year
3 smol Ws for Savarnas today in MP. Credits to Bageshwar Dham, Vipra Orgs & Karni Sena. 1. Collector will have NO authority on selling temple lands. 2. Brahmin Welfare Board will be set up on a state level. 3. 'Honorarium' of Rs 5,000 per month to priests of temples
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@TimesAlgebraIND
Times Algebra
1 year
HUGE - Shivraj Singh Chauhan Govt frees Hindu temples from Government control in Madhya Pradesh🔥🔥 Temple land can only be auctioned by priests and not collectors. Govt announces ₹5000 monthly honorarium for Pujaris across state🔥. Follow our handle for more news. MP Govt
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@IndraVahan
Indra (NCR Arc)
3 months
Happy to report that I've been selected to join @OpenAI in campus placements at LPU for 3 Cr LPA ($36.2B/year). I'll be responsible for shadowbanning accounts that violate our AI ethics policies.
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