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i think it's so funny this dunderfuck probably thinks the church are the heros of this setting based on his aesthetic
Hey buddy, since 40k is being weird might I interest you in something called Trench Crusade?
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@AliceAvizandum
hello miss avizandum. has anybody contributed the knowledge that the end caps of the submarine were held on by epoxy, which was applied in a completely temperature and dust uncontrolled warehouse. the bolts that held it on were basically just decorative.
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@AliceAvizandum
now harry, if we don't have pre-90s lenses, our movement won't have the right optics, you see? it simply wouldn't do for a re-spect-able movement to have poor optocs, would it? really, harry, you shouldn't think of it as "spaffing" the subscriptions! we're improving the movement!
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@Devon_OnEarth
have we ruled out the thought that all their fat congealed due to the pressure difference, and they were sort of squirted out as a high velocity noodle of man-butter?
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@postoctobrist
jeffrey dahmer regularly nailed dead cats to trees and people apparrently wrote it off as a Boys' Hobby, so i think you may have something here.
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@shaun_vids
honestly want to see the math some of them are doing on human respiration and if it accounts for how everyone was probably not breathing calmly while eating one another's eyes if the thing DIDN'T pancake
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@JohanCarnisRex
it's so odd you mentioned that word despite nobody saying it before now? did you maybe make an "inference" using a "context clue?"
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@ejrosetta
does the engagement you get help fill the hole of having no meaningful relationships based on anything but bigotry? asking for a pal.
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the fact you won't step up for a kid to crush milf pussy means you should dream about different women
just met the woman of my dreams and shes married with a kid ima go sit in the rain and listen to Depressed Phonk for Sad Sigmas
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like you guys need to honestly realize that when you talk about "purging xenos scum" and how badly you want to fucking crusade against "heretics," people aren't stupid. you want an excuse to do violence.
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@Freyjihad
@AliceAvizandum
why didnt they make more of these they go harder than anything ive ever seen. im about to become one of those weirdos who buys a military surplus mosin but for bakelite guns only.
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@pierbiwierbi
this girl's got a gock-7. that's a porcelain gock. means it don't show up on your airport scanners.
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@KatyMontgomerie
going to the park and getting mad all the bowls full of dirt covered ham cubes are for the dogs and not for me
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"oh but the other side are literally demons" is not a good argument. you're arguing that violence is permissible in response to visible otherness.
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@AliceAvizandum
i've found that typically asking other women politely to humiliate me is actually part of the whole exchange.
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so what tax bracket was your family in, as long as we're listing random personal information about why we're successful
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@Sinister_Sophia
literally part of the game is the main villain telling you that you did literally everything you did because you think War is a Game
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@GreatCheshire
@Hbomberguy
seeing utena in that image is like seeing a slightly larger shark fin pass by the shark that's already mauling you jesus christ
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these games made a lot more sense when i learned as an adult that in japan judges and lawyers are viewed as incompetent paper pushers who only care about closing cases
i just assumed laws grandpa hated me as a child
This man has overseen over a dozen murder cases in the Ace Attorney universe
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@xildelphi
if you play your cards right you can yearn for a year and a day and get nothing, before spontaneously entering a four person polycule that calls you "goddess" in a truly eschatalogical sense a week later, and you will never understand how.
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@dj_rozwell
oh buddy i work at one and you are overestimating how in date our music selections are
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also the fact that their dipshit fans don't seem to mind that there are multiple "oneyplays nword compilations" easily available on youtube probably helps.
oneyplays' survival seems to based on the fact that they just dont give a shit. they dont want to expand the channel into some business (aside from maybe a few plushies) because that means they have to hide a bunch of shit, castrate their comedy and lose the channels personality
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@biboofficial
gotta love a fucker who listens to the opinions of a man who sells a stuffed toy of himself as an adult baby. they always have extremely normal opinions, those guys.
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hearing one of the hosts of
@KillJamesBond
call Bullet Train mid has truly made me reconsider my entire taste in films because i do think that and The Raid are basically perfect cinema
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@Devon_OnEarth
wondering if it would be more or less normal if they were using a ouija board, but you said you shan't be elaborating and i respect that
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@VoidBurger
@oood
i hit the statue with a hammer and it moved a little so i hit it with karlach's enormous adamantine sword and would you know it
the statue broke and so did the puzzle
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@postoctobrist
ms. avizandum as somebody who got hole by infodumping about eurospy movies this month, i am sorry that no amount of patreon money can buy you bad bitches.
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Relistening to the
@KillJamesBond
episode on flushed away. Genuinely forgot how much of a dreadful slog this film is. I wish I could tell the hosts that I once, as a 12 year old, gave up the opportunity to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra live in concert to see Flushed Away instead.
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@JustJordNZ
im autistic and my special interest is dunking on chugga so they're being ableist too. bet they didn't think about that 😔
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"But doctor, I have a rare semantic brain injury that prevents me from understanding ethical clown recommendations," Man says. "Can you make me an unethical clown reccommendation?"
Man goes to doctor, says, doctor I’m very depressed. World seems a cold and hopeless place. Don’t know what to do. Doctor says, ‘As a large language model, I cannot recommend a particular clown or circus to you
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@AliceAvizandum
was upset for a while about this because the grass would touch my ankles and felt like bugs. then i started wearing the kitty cat thigh highs, and well, now im a marxist leninist
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@INXLiNGs
i think you will find that affectionate parody was made illegal in 2023 and in reality the palworld devs will soon be flayed and crucified before the crepuscular god king 'pikachv'
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@AliceAvizandum
'a delectable and supremely smokable assortment of clove cigarettes' is really good if you turn up the Saliva Connery
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"yknow whatll really show them im a trustworthy dad? the piss glock. i know it has no external safety, making it the easiest gun for a kid to hurt themselves with, but nobody's gonna mess with Son of Piss Glock."
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if you think you need alcohol to reach a "true state" that other humans are denied, you are an alcoholic. the fact you don't think so makes you an alcoholic.
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like, you've got dickheads talking about how "its nawt that deeeeep" and then for every dickhead like that there's five more roleplaying a fucking kriegsman and talking about cutting my hands off.
@JohanCarnisRex
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don't check homeboy's media tab
artists remember, if a client is annoying you can refund and not finish the art at literally any moment! put it on your tos! we dont have to deal with these kinds of people :D
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@AliceAvizandum
thanks miss avizandum your podcasts are now x rated to me because of my columbo esque visual recall of frightening lesbian sex
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real artists don't have to write several paragraphs justifying why their effort wasn't a waste of time
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i don't, and it's actually really easy to not record yourself saying racial slurs and then upload it online. it's literally the easiest thing.
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gonna be honest fortune's run dev team, your decision to crunch is not everyone else's fucking problem
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fact i dunked on oneyplays for constantly joking about how he *really wants* to say slurs and two of his fans immediately defended him with "he didn't SAY the slur he said he REALLY wants to say as a joke!" really tells ya all ya need to know about the convo really
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@KillJamesBond
listen i know yall already locked it in but PLEASE tell me you're all aware of RRR? RRR is the most devon mode a movie has ever made me go about Dudes and how much Dudes Rock
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ah yes, "crazy drug addicted hobo," a phrase that exists free of any cultural mistreatment associated with those words. did you know they had to rename psychopathy because of people like you treating others like shit
'swhy we use nuance in language 😂 go back to java.
“crazy, drug-addicted homeless people” (OE latin-latin OE latin) becomes “people experiencing problems related to drug addiction, homelessness and mental illness” (latin latin greek latin OE latin latin OE OE latin OE)
the only change in meaning is a huge helping of bullshit
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if this is the part of working retail that makes you sad, you have an insanely easy job and easy life
Took a job at a Deli, new coworker asks me what I worked on at EA; I told him College Football alongside Madden;
Immediately responds: “I wish I had a job just hitting Copy and Paste all day”
I’m already depressed working this job, gamer coworkers are making it worse.
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@Johancar
@JohanCarnisRex
anyway now that error is corrected-
fact that
@JohanCarnisRex
and folks like them have spent a few hours filling my notificafions with shitty fanfic about how their astartes chapter will purge me, i think they might understand that "god says kill the other" has political use
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you are arguing a book that says only veterans should get to vote isn't fascist
Re the movie 🧵of the day.
Starship Troopers is not about the movie, but the degradation of a brilliant book by a midwit Leftist - twenty years before it became the norm.
Verhoeven's attempt to satirize the far more talented Heinlein unintentionally created
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@AntonHand
@lazerwalker
"the ravages of al'ghul have made your world oversized and lifeless, ham sandwich Howard. this is evident from your pallorous start screen and sweaty codebase."
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who the fuck out here was liking that dumb fucker even as a joke
The whole internet loves the Blink 182 Billionaire Sex Pest Step Son. He's the step son of that billionaire who is in the submarine, he is a sex pest and he loves Blink 182! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the step son is racist.
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i wonder if this gamer is aware that whether you piss or shit affects which grenades you get overnight because they are made from your character's piss and shit. you upgrade them by drinking monster until you piss a little blood.
I love games that give you a sense of freedom and choice, where your decisions matter and the consequences reverberate throughout the story
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they made me make a list of early childhood symptom memories for treatment for a disease that makes your memory not work lmfao
truly cannot believe how many hoops you have to jump through to get treated for adhd, the disease that makes it really hard to jump through hoops
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hey dumb dumb did you miss the part where she said you'd need religion to achieve a similar state of peace. can you read.
mind you this is a response to someone saying it’s lovely having “precisely three drinks” with friends after a rubbish day at work.
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was i supposed to do something with this square peg. idk. anyway, time to hop down this square hole
Wait was I supposed to do something with the Hudson signs this whole time
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@MargBarAmerica
did you know ian miles cheong once commissioned art of himself tweeting from a wrist computer in the middle of a riot as if he was some sort of revolutionary hero
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do people really think that poor kids suddenly became able to afford dvd players in 2003 or whatever? cause i still had a vhs player in my house up until like 2015 because my parents were poor as shit lmfao
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@AliceAvizandum
[tap tap of a maglite on a car window] "you have NOT lived as a 'loitering person' for long enough to be in this space"
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@AliceAvizandum
i pushed the bantha through the mouth of the sarlaac, this shit ain't nothin' to me
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no i think it's fine for people to apologize to you when they fuck up their job. literally every job i have had for the past 7 years has trained me to say sorry to customers when we fuck up
in what world is it a bad thing to say sorry for selling a bad product
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louie's behavior makes a lot more sense when you understand that his grandma made him eat bugs and dirt as a child
I've been around fans of fire emblem, a series filled with genuine war criminals who disrespect human life on a daily basis, and not even those characters get as much consistent hate as this guy does
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@AliceAvizandum
@wtyppod
new patreon goal where all episodes from then on just have liam and alice's tracks muted, but justin is still talking to them. release the hallucination cut, cowards
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sir your child is NOT normal, they are CLEARLY pondering ways to make waterboarding more sexually sensual
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thinking about how one of the "nerfs" was them making balteus' missile locks actually align with his sound effects
Balteus, C-spider and Ibis join the ranks with Radahn in that I beat them before they got patched sorry you only got there after it was patched did you know it was harder before the patch
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@xildelphi
@valyrie_null
hey now that's not fair i did very well in compsci and i have a very illustrious career mopping floors as a janitor.
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i have a full team of shinies caught wild using chaining and sandwich manipulation so idk what point this is supposed to prove. i'm sorry masuda method sucks. not all of us were cheating i prommy.
I miss when 3ds pokemon showed stats during the wait time of picking moves. I loved seeing the full shiny teams have 0 eggs hatched
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@nise_yoshimi
@postoctobrist
once i argued in front of a friend that k+l2 was bad and they were so incensed they bought me the game sat me down and forced me to play the entirety of it and i gotta say
what a great game i would never fucking touch again
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@prismenergy_
@Dandelionroars
this is y ur asking twitter for permission to quit a shit job 😊🤓
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@Johancar
like, the fact that i have dozens of warhammer fans roleplaying as legionairres from fallout in my replies over this proves you're coping and seething because i'm right. also sorry
@JohanCarnisRex
wouldn't want you to think i'm done putting your username in my posts
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@AliceAvizandum
@raaleh
wonder how many grams a live iguana gets ya in 2077. probably more than bottles.
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i think you might find if you open your eyes instead of your mouth you will see this is not a scrumbly yumbly sandwich but in fact three books!!
thinking men must have terribly large incisors and molars with which to tear and grind books...... wow!!!! 🤩
a little something i like to call the thinking man's sandwich.
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"if you are mentally ill in a way that annoys me personally, your mental illness is not real and i will not offer you empathy."
gee whiz ms sunshine. methinks you might be downplaying holden's mental illness a little.
Why is Catcher in the Rye a red flag for me? It's not an automatic no, but I just can't relate to "whiny suburban white boy problems". Sorry not sorry. (Also, I'm not minimizing mental health issues, I'm neurodivergent myself, the book is just off puting/childish to me.)
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"i bet it smell crazy in there" but it's the plastic decay smell of a starkly overheating lenovo thinkpad
i would make out with a server rack. i would press my naked body up against it, letting my breasts squish against the plastic casing. feeling the heat of overworked processor cores radiating throughout my body. tongue licking up against the synthetic touch of unfeeling machines.
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@HKesvani
this is literally from a youtube video where the main thing the guy has to say about it is that it takes too long and will never work for mass use, because he jury rigged it himself from cnc controllers
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@Milo_Edwards
i think the funniest part is that if you use this "lifehack" to peel ginger, you end up grinding any surface dirt directly into the ginger
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not ONLY is
@lions_by
winning most popular podcast in albania, but now they are also winning the dipshit award for "least armenian man who is an armenian citizen and lives in armenia" and i'd like to say, i was 100% fooled by how joe moved hemispheres as a bit!
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@AliceAvizandum
einstein DOES slop him off boson style for the last 30 minutes tho. thought that was a bit of a weird rumor when i saw it but here we are
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idk i think if you say you can "only" achieve peace of a certain level by drinking, you're a fucking alkie lol
this has been said before but some of you are far too comfortable with calling other people alcoholics over glib tweets about enjoying a drink lol
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"mmmm so, interesting, by disagreeing with me, you think the demons are da good guisz?" says the guy currently palming his cock through his shorts about doing a second crusade.
@johancarni
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@oncloud_e
do u think cissies understand that using that slur is admitting you use somethingawful, which is literally worse than anything any trans person has ever done
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that's because it didn't happen. people were posting constantly about how furiosa was an evil feminist cucking the strong white man originally played by a nazi in the original movies. fury road ruled but it didn't silence shit from those chuds
People talk about how awful the gamergate era was but a Mad Max movie came out where they sidelined Max in favor of a strong bald woman and they explicitly state men ruined the world. It got minimal pushback because the movie was so good. Can’t see that happening today.
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@AliceAvizandum
inserting the ex chain necklace into my next hookup's ring camera like the QPID from death stranding so i can enable the chiral hookup
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imagine thinking disco elysium is both sidesing when it says "all communists are sad because they know much more precisely how the world is broken"
Those who insist Disco Elysium mocks communism in particular or "all sides" miss the fact that ideology isn't just belief systems of individuals but is explicitly tied to social structures. DE's worldbuilding is Marxist and materialist.
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not that i know of
i don't know very much about taylor swift but am curious to learn more. is she a good singer? does she have very many fans? does anyone have any opinions about her
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gamer "fpsthetics" surprised that they didn't hear about a third person survival game before launch.
in other news, "halal bacon" not a huge hit at supermarkets
Fucking WHERE are these games getting their numbers from? I didn't hear a single person talk about this game up to launch.
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@JewelsVR
@Loveurtaste
@PViish
bro you're literally not supposed to argue to appeal to people's emotions. it's a whole fallacy and everything.
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@AliceAvizandum
he DID get his back walls blown tf out tho. musta been wearing protection when it happened.
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@who_shot_jgr
i feel like you might enjoy the game INFRA because it's roughly 40 hours of wandering through dark, ominous locations that are implied to be haunted, but the gameplay entirely consists of photographing abnormally degraded structural concrete members
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@postoctobrist
okay that's 1/2 i need for my discord entry noise now i just gotta snip "she's transexual" from somewhere
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yea none of those posts are talking about the meeting room of a church with tatty carpet that smells like cat piss? protestant churches aren't gothic lolllllllll
you guys talking about how protestant churches can’t be aesthetic while you’re all obsessed with southern gothic please
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video game PR 101: don't reply to tweets like this with crylaugh emojis about how you don't get engagement.
So Steam hasn't approved my game because apparently the game crashes if controller is disconnected mid-game. Game works fine under normal circumstances. Why am I responsible if it crashes when players do unusual things like unplugging controller mid-game?
#gamedev
#IndieGameDev
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