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Keep shifting, keep moving in ur despair, in battles you always need to take the high ground. Keep leverage on yourself, and chase your dreams. So to 2018 I say
#thankyounext
Blame Nobody. Expect Nothing. Do Something.
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You know what I find
#abrasive
? all the disrespect
#fakeoutrage
for the
#USA
by
#Americans
. My father served 3 tours in
#Vietnam
was deployed for 2 years in 1983 (when I was 5) in the
#MiddleEast
.I moved 7 times before the age of 12. Stop being a
#snowflake
#freedomisntfree
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The most beautiful bride and the best dude!
@Hammertime285
and
@jsreinecker
we all root for you! The first couple of
#Agtwit
#Sendit
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I’m a DAD!!! Need help with a name???special thanks to
@PAWSChicago
I knew she was the one, when we made eye contact.
#loveatfirstsight
She’s really nervous and shy. But I have that effect on a lotta women...
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So I drove 240 miles cause
@c3ctlco
daughter asked me to drive her in the homecoming parade. As someone who doesn’t have children this has to be one of the best moments ever on
@SnarkCattleTour
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Someone needs to hear this.
My anxiety is xploding.
im sharing this not for sympathy but to encourage others.
sitting in my office. Great weekend. Great day. And I’m just sitting here so rattled I want to cry. I have no idea whats triggering it which is the real
#braindamage
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Umm so I was walking home and went by to see my 70+ year old neighbor and her dog Lucy. And my neighbor died😭 I saw her 3 weeks ago.
#cancersucks
for all the stupid
#bullshit
we fight about one here.
#Lifeisshort
#keepeveryoneclose
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It’s a
#Christmas
miracle...finally met
@TheDailyCowman
as funny as he is on the twit he’s even funnier in person. Drove all over the
#palouse
...solved all the worlds problems...
#arewehavingfunyet
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My nite as a firefighter.
4 calls. Last one was 2 am. They welcomed me like family. ‘I didn’t realize how hard people work to make my life better’
#Heroes
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Talking about
#autonomous
#tractors
@PitstickFarms
‘I put $2 million dollars out there hoping it rains...my satisfaction for that...is driving big shit’
#micdrop
#LOL
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I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!$$$$$$
#NewProfilePic
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‘Sir, Any reason you’re driving so fast?’
‘I’m trying to get to
#Texhoma
to meat
@jerodmcdaniel
at 2’
‘License pleaz’
‘Officer I’m unarmed,
I’ve driven 2k miles since Monday working w/ producers any help would be appreciated.’
Hands back DL NO TIKET’Be safe out there’
#BLESSED
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‘Sir I clocked you going 80 Any reason your driving so fast?
‘Yes sir, I’m late for dinner with
@Vines_N_Cattle
and he’s going to eat my steak if I don’t get there’
‘DL please’
‘You still live in Chicago?’
‘Yes sir’
‘I what do you do for a living?’
‘I promote
#beef
’
How?
Twitter
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I pushed thru another area and saw her whining and licking her wounds. She does this thing with her nose sniffing the air I knew she smelled my BO. Mind you she’d been running from me for 15 mins. Scared ears pinned running into oncoming traffik guy.Ty everyone for the help!
OMG!!!some Fber called. We tryed hemming her in. She got away and ran into a thicket her collar got caught I dove into the thicket and grabbed her with one finger and she wriggled away. Took 5 mins for me to disentangle. Pouring down rain. I heard a whistle a lil further off.
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Hai,
Me again. I want to take a moment and share my observations from 4.9k miles driven, 31 stops across the Midwest over 14 days. Before I piss tweeps off lemme say. ‘I’m honored to be invited into your operation’s. I will be forever changed’ here’s what I learned.
#thread
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So I quit dipping for a year and half. Then started up again in May. And now quit again on Monday. First 72 hours is the hardest.
Send thoughts and prayers.
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On my way to Peggy’s memorial service. Some words I wrote. We all need to be moar like her. Kind, warm-spirited, and present. She was the definition of
#prosonly
she inspires me to be a better man. You only got one trip on this
#merrygoround
#lifeishort
give it all you got.
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i still blowup and hurt myself and others but the key shift i have made is regrouping in the midst of chaos. this ability to regroup on the fly in the middle of a shitstorm will serve u well. sometimes we all need a helping hand but no one can save you but you. be well friends...
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‘58% of farmers suffer from
#anxiety
40% of farmers are unlikely to seek help cause fear of what others might think’
@lesleyraekelly
Me ‘99% my tweets are silly,but I suffer from
#anxiety
I meat with a counselor weekly. I’m building my tools and bouncing back quicker
#seekhelp
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This is awesome!!! When I see this I get a lump in my throat and think. I need to be so much tougher...
#greatestgeneration
On D-Day, Tom Rice parachuted into a hail of gunfire. For the 75th anniversary, the now 97-year-old jumped into Normandy again, and loved it.
#DDay75
@johnleicester
reports.
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Ummm dude I’m yapping with just wrote a check for his 4 beers. I LOVE AMERICA!!!
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So I check out of
#hotel
de
@dfaber84
and the frozen beef in the carry case from
@TheDailyCowman
has been torn apart and
#Maya
ate the whole 4 lbs overnite...
#baddoggie
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Got another off my bucket list today.
@silagechopper
‘Hey snark. Tell me that
#bitcoin
story again...’
#LOLZ
#shipit
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mind is racing this AM so im gonna let er rip. im really lucky to be a trader. while its not a profession i would wish on anyone its right for me. it fits my skill set, tenacity, and passion. its created amazing financial security at times as well as heart aching blowouts. 1/...
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19 yr old snark. was mowing lawns not in college, aimless. 21 years later i've gone broke(debit) 3 times(only once trading) no matter what anyone says about my ability or tears me apart emotionally. my name is in that book...twice.
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Ladies if he...
-doesn't drink his coffee black
-doesn't care which side of the sidewalk you walk on
-talks about his career more then about you
-knows Disney songs
-uses moar hair product than you
-splits the bill
-can't grow a beard
Hes not ur man. He's a
#millennial
.
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If u don’t favorite this tweet. Hit the UNFOLLOW BUTTON! I hate ur guts!
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OMG!!!some Fber called. We tryed hemming her in. She got away and ran into a thicket her collar got caught I dove into the thicket and grabbed her with one finger and she wriggled away. Took 5 mins for me to disentangle. Pouring down rain. I heard a whistle a lil further off.
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#rofl
zoom in ‘cash only— I don’t have Venmo because I’m not a teenage asshole that vapes’ 😂🤣🤣
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6 am. Shortie (3yr old) comes into my room (grabs my hand) ‘you are gonna take us to skool today’
‘I am?’
(Nods head.. stares intently at me)
‘Yes and ur gonna pick us up.’
Words cannot describe how precious this moment is.
#UncleSnark
#HappyMonday
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if corn goes to 8$ this year i will get a tattoo on my lower back of an ear of corn...
#Timestamp
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Started the decade in
#Chicago
ended the decade in
#Coldwater
Kansas. Broke. Rich. Broke.
#blessed
That’s the tweet.
#onemoaramdweallgohome
#snarkafterdark
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Guy next to me has two greyhounds in sweaters. I mean I can’t even make this stuff up!!!
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Sooo...apparently
@MikeManion550
has moar confidence in
#Rylei
backing up the 1 ton. Then the 40 year old adult sitting shotgun.
#farmkids
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Cale
@LEAADFarms
checking on his passengers. His kid dying in the background.
#nothingtoseehere
#movealong
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I met this kid in
#cabrini
at 13 yrs old. Spent 5 yrs in my 20's building into him. Like big brothers kinda thing. That moment when u realize it was all
#worthit
13 yrs later.
#payitforward
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-Puts in dip
-Drinks black coffee
-Brushes teeth with dip in
-Puts on boots
-Grabs cowboy hat
#COWBOYUP
#GIDDYUP
CTA worker Janet 'Hey Cowboy! where's your horse?'
Points to the train
*adds
#urbancowboy
to
#linkedin
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Great time meating a couple young producers figuring it out. They give me hope for the next generation.
@jsreinecker
@Hammertime285
#prosonly
#eatbeef
#shipit
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Thanks for all the well wishes the outpouring of support.
I meat with a therapist twice a week. Most times for me just being aware the anxiety is there is the battle. I shared b/c I want others to know ‘they are not alone’ 99% of my anxiety is byproduct of trading
Someone needs to hear this.
My anxiety is xploding.
im sharing this not for sympathy but to encourage others.
sitting in my office. Great weekend. Great day. And I’m just sitting here so rattled I want to cry. I have no idea whats triggering it which is the real
#braindamage
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15. We call this strategy
#hope
If a trader took their $$ and just went long, eventually we would get murdered for that. 80’s early 90’s ‘08 etc. You are all traders, just like me. Math doesn’t lie. Liars use math. Run a biz not a lifestyle. Time is not free.
Your Friend,
Snark
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September 11th 2001. I was 23 years old a junior trader printing out sheets getting ready to goto the floor.
My first job interview was with Carr Futures in the south tower.
Mark Mcginly a friend from growin up died that day along with many others.
#RIP
#911neverforget
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It’s 600 miles to
#Wisner
NE. I got half a pack of cigarettes, a full tank of gas. It’s dark and I’m wearing sunglasses.
#HITIT
From 2014 to now... last
@SnarkCattleTour
of the decade...
#blessed
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So I just met
#tonyromo
I shook his hand and said ‘when I watch a game when u announce its like I’m watching the game thru an
#NFL
quarterback s eyes’
He smiles and says ‘Snark’
Okay I
#lied
about the last part. He’s as cool as u thought he was.
#snarkafterdark
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Special shoutout to the Mom’s everywhere! This is
#mommaSnark
first generation Dutch immigrant was in a concentration camp in world war 2 in the Far East. And fought tooth and nail. To give her 4 kids the best chance of success. ‘I Love You! I miss you everyday.’
#HAPPYMOTHERSDAY
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Ran into
@lesleyraekelly
talked all things 🇨🇦. Quick recap.
-Canada is really cold.
-Summers are beautiful
-Curling sounds amazing
Canadians have to be the nicest people on the planet!!
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Hai Friends.
Me again.
Sometimes it's fun to take a moment and look back. My 2018 prolly has moar memories then the last few years combined.
18 was the most challenging year of my entire life. Professionally and personally but I learned some things I wanted to share.
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best part of
#twit
This
#cityiot
gets stranded 30 miles from nowhere. I put the
#hijinx
on
#SM
and
@Clelandcattle
sends his
#hiredman
@TidmanRanch
reaches out and
@Farmlvngirl
drives out and picks me up and drops me off at the airport.
#Hifive
to my friends from the
#interwebs
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Purrfect ending to a magical trip. Let’s go home. Until next time...xoxo
Your friend,
Snark
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Easily My favorite memory of my mom. Was when I was 5 years old and I would come home from AM kindergarten. She would lift me and put me on the counter. Make me a sammich and sing you are my sunshine to me. My mom showed me how to love.
#Lovewins
#MOMSRULETHEWORLD
#Xoxo
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Ummm. I just paid $8US for a 100% plant based burger. Can I just say
@BeyondMeat
has nothing on this!
#Delicious
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I’ve reached that point of driving where I’ve run outta things to think about.
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How does this have 1136 views and only 30 likes? Serious question! If the American flag is racist just take me out back.
#uknowthetest
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In the past year. I’ve been called ‘a nobody. You need to embrace the American Dream more. A loser. Your business is going nowhere.’
Except
@gfy_ag
has 151 subscribers since March 7th. Here’s what I have to say. ‘Blame nobody,expect nothing, do something…get busy living’
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we regret to inform u
#snarkliquidityproviders
will be closed for biz. monday october 8th. he may not make it thru the nite. pleaz adjust size accordingly.
#currentstatus
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I’m not cryin ur crying. Needed this...
This beautiful little girl has autism. She brought her stuffed-puppy to the dog show.
One of the judges stopped, walked over to her, and asked if she wanted to show her dog as well.
This is what happened.
Humanity.❤️
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40K
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Im crying im laffin so hard!!! tweet of the year candidate!
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11 days. 2.4K miles driven 5 states 1 royal wedding. No hotels. ‘Free at last tour’ thanks to.
@Farm4ProfitLLC
@waltonagseed
@KellyGarrett75
@blakealbers
@c3ctlco
@MikeManion550
@cntteluntilubet
@christopherjfaulkner
@jsreinecker
@bdfoote
@TomTwoGood1
@LEAADFarms
#shipit
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Outta dip... outta cigarettes, spark plug blew outta the engine block. 15 miles from the closest town. And a guy named Kevin Seested stopped and goes ‘you boyz look like you could lose a lil help.’ Just another day on
@SnarkCattleTour
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As if today couldn’t get any dumber. I goto eat my face off and every table tent is
#impossible
@GiordanosPizza
really??? I spit on the ground and walked out. ‘MEAT made from plants?’
#makesenseifyoudontthinkaboutit
#demandbeef
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In honor of the funniest guy on
#agtwit
Ive changed my
#NewProfilePic
felt cute might delete later idk...
Also I had this pik saved in my fon it’s
#original
okay.
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So u wanna be a trader. Most of the time the job is sitting here doing nothing. Thats a lot harder than it sounds.
#discipline
#patience
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Whether ur farming or electronic trading when u work by yourself it is the loneliest existence on the planet. Some handle it better than others. I’ve certainly had my struggles and people mean the world to me. But people come and go. Just know you are not alone and keep fighting.
Keep shifting, keep moving in ur despair, in battles you always need to take the high ground. Keep leverage on yourself, and chase your dreams. So to 2018 I say
#thankyounext
Blame Nobody. Expect Nothing. Do Something.
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Nothing will make u come to Jesus faster than hitting black ice at 80 mph. That was close.
#woof
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I’ve done so many things on this
@SnarkCattleTour
I’ve never gotten to do. Run a bulldozer, birthed a calf, jumped hay bales, But what’s up next?? I’m so giddy I can barely stand it..
#StayTuned
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Just over here cutting cattle on
@SnarkCattleTour
with
@NathanJKuhn1
mind u I’ve ridden a horse 2 times in my life. What could possibly go wrong?
#giddyup
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So this happened.
Gas station needed a coffee.
Clerk ‘that’ll be 1.40 please...’
(Reaches for money)
‘Wait ur a fireman.. it’s on the house’
‘Thank you ma’am. Happy Valentines Day.’
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