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@TheDailyCowman
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Dad,husband,cattle rancher, loves agriculture, if you are easily offended, you will be offended, if you are not easily offended, you will be offended.
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Joined November 2010
So Y'all are going to LOVE this 10 years on twitter and got my first spanking for a profile picture I have had since the beginning did that profile picture trigger someone as "graphic violence" or "pornographic content" that may "stimulate sexual arousal? #CantStopLaughing
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Free ride with grandpa to the train station...
You’re 10 years old and you just spit on your grandfather What happens next?
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@JerodMcDaniel I sure hope not but I heard K-Mart or whatever his name is thought it was a Cadillac... Poor guy...
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Went into a donut shop Just one other couple in there I was embarrassed for other man because his female companion was wearing a Chiefs jacket Then my bride ordered ice tea with her donut and all the embarrassment switched over to me Wtf?
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Taylor Swift furiously masturbating to random Eagle players wasn't on my bingo card for 2025 but here we are #Supe
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@JerodMcDaniel That's the guys name I was thinking it was Gorilla Ice but I knew that wasn't him...
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I don't really follow the NFL much these days but I feel like Dr Fauci told me the Chiefs were good right now...
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People offended by the words end racism are stupid People thinking the words end racism will help end racism are just as stupid
For the first time in four Super Bowls, Roger Goodell made the decision to remove the words “End Racism” from the end zone because they didn’t want to offend Chetolini. That is where we are as a country, ladies and gentlemen. People find the words "End Racism" offensive.
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@pinchehonkey @JerodMcDaniel Last time I came to the panhandle your mom took me on that 5-23 state loop deal and almost killed me
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I am at the age where I can walk into a bar and know if it is a good place to get drunk asf I am also at the age more and more bars qualify #WealthyCattlemanTour2025 rolls on On the Tequila tonight Stay tuned for more life advice and a bail bond go fund me
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Making sure that any woman between age 18 and 110 years old that was never turned into a liberal feminist because I didn't f@ck them properly
Musk’s commando staff includes guys who are 21, 23, 24 and 25. One is *19* years old. His job title is “Expert.” When you were 19, what were you an expert at?
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@775_Cattle @PukwanaU @roesch_scott Zero Because once in my life I timed it right and don't need any bulls and hope I don't for at least one more year 50% position 50% dumb luck
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@PukwanaU When they walk by they will roll their eyes When it gets dark they will be rolling their eyes for another reason They are black afterall...
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