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Local Bi Tech Priest. Green and Aspiring Artist. 26. Meme, Dream, and be Obscene. 18+ Begone Minors.
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Rule 202 of the Internet:
The more “wholesome/inclusive/uwu” they tote themselves as, the more insufferable and toxic they actually are.
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Shit like this is why “We need to bring back bullying” has made such a strong comeback
Y’all are incapable of dealing with minor shit and have to flock to the internet for validation
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“Homophobic? Your honor, I don’t fear carpet munchers. They fear me”
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“Homophobic? Your honor, I don’t fear carpet munchers. They fear me”
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The Chief is whoever has the biggest stick
"it's pathetic the US depends on force to back its economy"
All governance, all power, every single aspect of life is dependent on force
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I’ve been a casual comic fan for awhile, but one thing I always lamented is how you need to read 60 different series to understand a character. Recently I found Harleen by
@stjepansejic
, who’s work has pushed me to be a better writer/artist, but also for comics to grow too.
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Going back through the entire game (slowly) has me realize there’s a lot of missed potential with Takemura. Even when going down Corpo (the best) life path, he still disregards everything you say about Arasaka
Tbh, I feel like all of the companions needed to be around longer
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@LavenderGhast
I used to think women didn’t have any depraved fantasies
Then I played on an RP server for Conan Exiles
Women are freaks
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NYEH!!!! WHY CANT GIRLS PICK A NICE GUY LIKE ME, INSTEAD OF THOSE PESKY SKIN HAVING CHADS?!
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@ReviewsPossum
Gaston also tried to get her dad thrown in a terrible asylum to force belle to marry him.
What a hero
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“Protestant Spotted”
This 17 year old kid from Brooklyn made a grown ass man start galloping into a sprint on all 4s, WHAT DID MILES DO??,,
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@BenjaminCarollo
>Sees gimmick bars for women
>Doesn’t care
>Sees a gimmick bar for men
>REEEEEEEEEEE
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“Homophobic? Your honor, I don’t fear carpet munchers. They fear me”
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It used to be my favorite haircut on female characters, but it’s so overdone now and has a negative connotation with it
Also, the more one side is shaved down, the worse the character typically
Real question:
What is up with this haircut?
Is it like mandatory for the “strong fictional women” to get it or something?
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@laylow_birdy
And to top it off, at least half of them aren’t ace
I’m fucking serious. Most online aces say they have sex and like it with someone they have a romantic attachment with
Just say you have low libido
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“Homophobic? Your honor, I don’t fear carpet munchers. They fear me”
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Here’s what I’ve learned from my ex-fiancé:
When women say they love ambition/success, they mean they like financial security and attention
They’ll love your benefits/money, but they’ll still get upset when you’re away from home for 8+ hrs constantly
I've been hearing this "no 9-5" thing forever and I'm just wondering if these women have brain cells
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@LavenderGhast
Most gigs were pretty cut and paste in the base game, but even some of those had memorable moments, like the dad and son BD editors (Dad had fantastic voice acting)
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@HbKusoneko
@dyingscribe
You would think, but in reality ace and demi are just titles that they use because they don’t have sex constantly.
I’ve seen plenty aces say they love having sex
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@Bolverk15
“Stopped 9-11”
My man stopped the end of civilization at the hand of Lovecraftian entities.
Most laws aren’t up to handle that sort of threat
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@madeforthememe1
@steelixcave
Having a character that was subject to grooming become trans isn’t the win you think it is
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@TheEbonyMaw
I think the toughest thing to feel is sympathy for JoCat when he and his corner (for lack of a better word) pull stuff like this a lot
It just reeks of hypocrisy when one type of harassment is ok, but when it happens to them it’s bad
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@FizzAgain
@BoMjus
@Bolverk15
It was so good that Riot buckled a couple months ago and announced it was officially canon
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“Male authors know nothing about women’s bodies”
Female authors:
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@AnonPunished
@Akumabat
Been playing through and I haven’t encountered any bugs, aside from loot occasionally floating if you dump a body in a bin.
What have you found?
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@SumpKun
@SilentMelody35
Tiana is definitely my favorite of the Princess, because out of all of them, she’s the only one with a real flaw that she has to grow out of: Being a workaholic
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@BurstangelIn
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“If God was fine with them, Sodom and Gomorrah would still be standing”
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@seqilol
@PsychicNull
@PandasAndVidya
You’d have a point it was a complicated process, and not a fucking brake pedal
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Before I started working with autistic kids and their neurotypical peers, I used to abhor any form of punishment given to kids beyond a time out
I no longer believe such stupid things
No, children are awful and the rest of us shouldn't have to put up with Bratleigh and Snotleigh's "spirit and creativity" because of your indulgent parenting style.
Either keep your kids locked up, or beat them until they know to act docile in public.
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How’d we go from “People can go against gender norms and still be valid”
To
“If you deviate from the norm at all, you are queer/trans”
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Me making my bi oc fail in all of her lesbian relationships, only to find her soulmate in a Quasimodo-looking dude
If for you to make a “bi/pansexual” character you need to put them first into a “straight” relationship that'll fail and then later they'll get with someone from the same sex that they'll be with for the rest of the story,why not just make them gay/lesbian from the start?
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The exp share changes alone make this untrue
Yeah, Pokémon has never been all that hard, but let’s not kid ourselves
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Female Dating Strategy is responsible for at least 20% of my misogyny
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“Homophobic? Your honor, I don’t fear carpet munchers. They fear me”
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@FortressWolf
@reallybaduse
I’m strongly atheist, and these fedora tippers are honestly insufferable. Between them and the Ultra trads, having a nuanced discussion on religion is pointless.
Which is a shame, because religion is super important and really fascinating
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@Lobos225978951
@Bolverk15
1st person isn’t what creates immersion. World building/design, writing, and characters does that. POV is just the how you’re allowed to observe the area
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@TamarTheYapper
@_HopefulSkeptic
We have thousands of years of people being sexually attracted to people without knowing them.
Look at concubines and prostitution
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My first banger thanks to them
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@EnjoyerFive
Because like many women, they don’t know what they want, so they settle for constantly demanding for what they don’t have
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Dino Thunder GOAT
Fuck your astrology sign what's your favorite Power Ranger team?
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@MaybeIwill10
@Sage967
@PearlteaRizzy
That’s totally fair
But I’ve also seen people thirsting over Tai Lee and Kim Possible.
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@BtzPaper
@SilentMelody35
By nature of making them comics, they’re designed to be clout first, grievances second
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@JustBlockThem
@DepressoidLs
Holy hell. This hell site breeds more retards everyday. What sheltered, pathetic life do live to think being a prostitute in *Thailand* is a sign of greed and not desperation?
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@KingBlowback
I was there for that. The whole dorm was like, “Whelp. No way we’re making to genuine cover in time. Guess we’ll die”
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Why be some boring prince when I could be a Solar Sailor?
Let me put it this way
Boys want to be Tarzan not Prince Adam
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@Bolverk15
My issue with sex scenes is that most of them are so half assed, you may as well skip them, because there’s nothing to see
At least we’re allowed to watch brutal fights without getting an X rating
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@basedbinkie
@creed69668015
Binkie, I already support Siege Knight, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me.
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@Sparkpoodle1
@SilentMelody35
Didn’t DEUS EX also pull an Alex Jones by correctly predicting the War on Terror and other stuff?
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@Wornstone2
@ChristinaTasty
The buzz one honest to god looks like one of those “If Disney characters looked realistic” fanarts that spread to all corners of the internet
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@Acetylsaliciliq
@matttrinh
@WeaponizedRage
One had Luke being attacked by his father after watching the Rebel fleet take heavy losses, snapping only when Leua is threatened. In his rage he disarms Vader but stands at the ready. He reflects how close he is to falling and throws his weapon away
TLJ just had a bad vibe
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@DamienIsPog
@king_of_games34
@Chainsaw_Diego
The absolute irony of using dragon ball to say it’s bad to draw sexualized underage characters…
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@belet_seri
My hot take is that Asexual and Demisexual are probably real, but the majority of people who say they are end up just describing low sex drive
If I had a dollar for ever ace/demi girl I’ve met that admits to having irregular casual sex, I could pay off my car
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Berserk gatekeeps itself with rape and gore
Goblin Slayer kept normies away with a rape scene in the first episode
Guys, I’m seeing a pattern....
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@Actually_Tina
Florida about to counter by diggging a most and state toll booths around the park’s limits
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