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*puts on mask*
aahhhh nooo im turning into a bimbo *giant tits grow and my ass sticks out* nooo covid stop making me into a bimbo
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Unless you making 22 sandwiches a day that shit is going to go brown and funky in like 3 days
I feel like I need a sandwich station 🤔
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thanks twitter you are shielding innocent eyes from unbelievable horrors
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me installing 3/4 of DOOM Eternal on my 64GB steam deck and maxing out the hard drive
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Washed up celebrities be like "here's my new NFT it only took the energy needed to power a small country for 3 months its $500,000"
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Every single "translation" discourse on twitter is people going "um japanese is subtle and context changes this noun to something that has 3 translations based on the phase of the moon" but what people are complaining about is a character saying "swag dab gangnam style POGCHAMP"
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this clip has more soul than every one of those manufactured sadness shorts overwatch did put together
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@JoeLongBalls
Cena is better unironically cos he actually plays different types of roles and also better ironically cos bing chillin is funny shit
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@jakebrodes
@JoeLongBalls
women will say "normalize men having emotions" and then break up with their boyfriend because he cried when his dog died and she feels weirded out by him
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@PandasAndVidya
Isn't the rainbow of the original pride flag meant to represent everyone not just the gays so each iteration is like going "yea everyone but ME especially"
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@JoeLongBalls
this looks like mid budget student accommodation if he just turned the lights on its not that weird
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alright kids dont grill him too hard he's not even the worst offender its just clickbait
go watch this instead if you want to get mad about something
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crazy that people are bragging about not playing some random mid game like they're standing in front of a tank
You can probably violate the Geneva Conventions in Hogwarts Legacy but we're not playing that shit to find out lmao
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@felixsalmon
@gregisenberg
It has everything to do with NFTs, its simple really
Take something that's already achievable with modern technology, and say "What if we could do this, but also burn down a rainforest at the same time"
Get it?
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@PandasAndVidya
not even the woman's fault, it's whoever idea it was to take someone whos never driven before in a big tanky mercedes on a public road and not like a parking lot in some old beater
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this is the talking cat of early sleeps
you will be too tired to do anything after school/work if you dont rt
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Hey Anon, we've just reopened our kinoplex, but we're only allowing singles in. The moment I heard this I just had to call you!
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its so funny that people have been asking for bloodborne to be remade on pc for like a decade constant at the top of their lungs and sony went "i think i'll remake a game we remade like 2 years ago" its so funny
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Gonna start reviewing games like Kojima reviews movies
"Played The Witcher 3. I loved the open world environments and engaging, well written dialogue even down to the immersive side quests."
"Played Anthem."
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@JoeLongBalls
i'm now going to use this article to make a bunch of broad sweeping generalisations about men/women
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>Suffer from violent constipation due to medical condition
>Run to the bathroom during my lunch break to poop
>Trying my hardest to squeeze it out
>5 mins pass
>sirens wail throughout the office
>"SERIAL SHITTER ALERT"
>seat catapults me back into my cubical
>get back to work
BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity.
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@FireSisterBee
@wiltejkiel
I like titties as much as the next guy but at some point they're so big that it's just goofy
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"Hurry up son, put some clothes on, we're gonna be late for grandma's birthday!"
"One second, Dad!"
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@AntifaCostanza
I wonder what sort of mind boggling circumstances are required to play a gacha and going "why did they make the girls hot?"
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@JoeLongBalls
satanism is the "i freakin love science" crowd for people who only wear tshirts that have band logos on
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Apple fans have a stereotype where, if the product is faulty or breaks, it's not a problem with the product , you just used it wrong
Good to see it's still going strong
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The Marvel fan sat there in his small 2 bedroomed apartment, his desk full of funko pops, his Captain America faded shield shirt rife with ketchup stains
"Ha ha, you only made $2bn", he types, posting the comment on reddit
Marvel Fans Troll James Cameron as ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Threatens ‘Avatar’ Box Office Record
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Cole Cassidy the Blizzard employee now praying to god no one finds out about his sexual assaults either
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"um only we're allowed to do it"
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internet girls be like "FUCK CAPITALISM" and then make $3000 a month taking photos of their assholes
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the whole thing seems bizarrely out of proportion
like this entire thing has been treated like a nuclear blast to the video game industry, yet ND's/R*'s insane crunch, the blizzard/ubisoft/riot/everyone else sexual assault cases that led to suicides, barely a blip
JK Rowling’s transphobic comments in recent years have made the launch of Hogwarts Legacy a flashpoint for fans and reviewers
I spoke to an EiC whose site isn’t just skipping a review but not writing a guide. That’s an even bigger revenue sacrifice
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I wish nixon shill his crimes as merchandise I want an 'I am not a crook' hoodie
Every “But her emails” hat or shirt sold helps
@onwardtogether
partners defend democracy, build a progressive bench, and fight for our values.
Just saying!
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jokes over we had fun but its back to baneposting
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@CEOofOMORI
@ChumsKnifeblade
you just know they gonna try and sell some dumb promo'd shit too
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@SavedYouAClickV
@VapormaidSiege
I wonder if Blizzard had to pay people to be in the audience in the cartoon version too
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2006: "Wow that game looks awesome it has so many characters and maps and weapons"
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imagine getting shot and instead of dying you just had an intense urge to play Quake
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I'm imagining in my head some bitch going "god you're such a baby" when he gets upset and she starts acting like a victim and idk why im choosing to make myself mad
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This is your brain on only ever using an ipad or phone
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anime pirates when they have to buy a new computer for the 5th time because an anime pirating site gave them a virus that bricked their computer
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Xbox One -
Supports: a unicorn riding pregnant avatar in a wheel chair
Does not support: games
Xbox One Avatars will support wheelchairs, prosthetic limbs, pregnancy, unicorns, and a lot more
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@JoeLongBalls
im sure the subtle differences in japanese verb usage will excuse another translators wild obvious political viewpoint hamfisted in
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"Monty Python is just silly" - big brained smart man who is very clever and writes for a newspaper and his mother is proud of him but wishes one day he'd find some friends
Nowadays, Monty Python sketches look like just so much juvenile silliness, writes James Marriott
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if Brooklyn can be this confident in its bbq, you can be confident in your art
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Also making centrism "cringe" was the best play of the status quo in forever with its ability to keep extremism high and everyone at each others throats for differing viewpoints instead of finding common ground on larger issues and actually doing anything about it
i don't understand centrists. centrists, explain yourselves
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@hannahnutmuffin
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i need you to understand this only makes it more appealing
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@OrwellNGoode
@TaigaLily_
master/slave isnt even the use of master on things like git branches
its just 'master', there is no 'slave'
racism is solved
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@JoeLongBalls
agree with shane gillis that no matter what happens, the final round of the debates should have donald in as a surprise guest and they gotta handle him
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In my 20+ years of using the internet, I have seen some of the most depraved, disgusting, outright unearthly not meant for human eyes shit
But nothing could have prepared me for this
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This is just a normie version of
>Killing Floor
>you don't kill any floors
The film “A Marriage Story” (2019) should instead have been named “A Divorce Story”
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its so funny watching americans think history is the 200 or whatever years america has been around and thats it
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When you're good friends with a mutual with 10k+ followers and you're sitting on 250
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do the pokemon centers in your game euthanise all your pokemon
While you're waiting for
#PokemonSwordShield
, play PETA's parody: Pokemon Black and Blue ⚔️🛡️
#PokemonDay
#NintendoDirect
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