There is 5 things I'm sure about on twitter
1. Everyone is gay
2. Big fukn anime tiddies
3. Every tweet is stolen
4. The best people live far away
5. Memes are done best on twitter than any other social media
Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tell when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them
If Elon was smart, he would make Twitter blue giftable so you can grief people with it.
Imagine logging into Twitter one day and got a checkmark and everyone is dunking on you