美少女戦士セーラーイジー💢
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where does one go to find wealthy, slightly eccentric dowagers who want to support the arts. is it the pearl clutching district
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of course i can handle you at your worst that’s basically all the time
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i am amazing when it comes to not remembering things properly but this is a new one for me
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quitting a bad job isn’t enough i need them to go out of business after i leave
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i’m not built to work, i’m built to dilly dally and shimmy sham.
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how on earth could i choose
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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princess treatment??? you drink, smoke and yell all day, you’re a pirate
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omg i have waited for this day
THE GENTLEMAN PIRATE I PRESUME
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I want to say that I was not hurt in this mishap and also I learned nothing
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What’s your favorite non sexual form of intimacy? Do you know?
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a character that’s so transgender they can be headcanoned as both ftm and mtf and everyone is just like “yeah”
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if you like ofmd but you don't think you're part of the fandom because you're not creating fanart or writing fic or something else: i can relate. if you're a fan of the show you're part of the fandom. maybe you aren't making things now, but who knows what tomorrow may bring🧵
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let's mix it up today a little. how am i just noticing leslie's got a hand full of con tit
These two idiots just dancing around how much they obviously like each other
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This is ao3 bitch!!! We clown in this muthafucka you betta take yo sensitive ass back to wattpad!!!
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ofmd fandom will never know real joy until we cease the infighting and arguing and come together as one so we can pick dumbass fights with other fandoms instead of each other
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con. con i see you on insta. con save us from ourselves, start a live and we'll all come watch it. you don't even have to be on camera you can just film cooper eating jellied eels or some other weird english food item. do the ice bucket challenge again con
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ewen bremner can actually turn into a seagull but he doesn't have a ton of control over it yet so that's why he's never done any ofmd convention appearances
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take a con, leave a con
best of twitter edition
Take a Con, leave a Con.
Text edition.
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breasts ought to be detachable and you should be able to make them bigger or smaller by squeezing them like reebok pump sneakers
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Fuck this, I'm running away to join the Muppets.
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@everliqht
i was waiting for someone to describe something that took place off camera as "really expensive looking"
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i’m okay i’m just constantly grieving over the versions of myself that i didn’t become
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"If I were a girl I'd let my boys hit" you can let your boys hit right now dude what's up
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I don’t want to be judged by the content of my character, that’s why I have fat tits
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hey fans of the hit queer pirate romantic workplace comedy our flag means death, i just wanted to remind everyone to be vigilant about guarding personal info here, especially financial stuff. it's easier than ever to get ripped off on the dead bird app and earlier this week🧵/4
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it’s so important to be at least a little bit gay
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april fools day 2022!
what's the first OFMD photo you have saved in your camera roll?
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my aunt passed away. she was 86 so it wasn't unexpected but she was someone i looked up to as a kid. very sassy for a little japanese american lady who grew up in internment camps, ran her own businesses, extremely crafty (as in she was constantly making things to sell🧵
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take a con, leave a con, elden ring edition
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i love how you can just draw an x on anything and suddenly it's izzy hands
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his big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me.
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he plays with lit candles and fell in love with his boss and the other one is a goldendoodle
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con give us a selfie please the world is a dark and lonely place right now and all you need to do to save us from despair is hike that shirt up a lil bit and show us your rack
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sorry we can’t talk anymore i’m only a friend to creatures, beasts, and critters
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HOLY SHIT CHAT THEY HAVE IZZY HANDS SIZE SODAS HERE, LOOK AT THE NAME
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izzy hands blank unicorn note, use irresponsibly 🦄
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tired: the father the son and the holy ghost
wired: the babygirl the mommy and the old man
izzy hands most complex character of all time because he is like mary and judas and magdalene all at once really makes you think
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sometimes a family is literally two people madly in love and their giant horde of snakes
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live via 2 tin cans and some twine from beautiful san jose
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ah piss. ah fuck. god damn it. its over. fuck my monkey life. my stupid little orange baby monkey life. im so fucking cute and adorable. fuck my life
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vico in artists alley at gcsj like the absolute monarch that they are
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@buggirl
i went to a party in hollywood ages ago and here is my incredibly juicy not-gossip: brian posehn and his wife are the cutest couple ever. we played some music trivia game and brian got more points than all the other teams put together. just too damn adorable
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edizzy pastry chef au coming soon. spoiler alert: it's 400 pages of redwall style descriptions of stone fruit tarts dripping shiny glaze everywhere and creampies smothered in creme chantilly. then ed nuts inside izzy's p(GUNSHOTS, FOLLOWED BY MORE GUNSHOTS)
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the breakup crew was forced to play both these games
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there we go
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take a con leave a con
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things happen and i’m like, “is this what we’re doing now? okay.”
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"complaining means you care" is something i have said my whole life. if i complain about something that doesn't mean i hate it!! but i'm not going to love something/someone less just because they're imperfect
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i heard izzy canyon got banned 4 life bcuz they stole all the spoons from wetherspoons and they had to rebrand as "wether"
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My friend bought this little sugar jar and I love it so much, I must share it
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I read a whole-ass book today because the premise was great and the blurbs assured me it would be good and it was. Not good. I kept waiting for it to be good and it never happened.
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i’m gonna milk this manslut manwhore babygirl until he’s shooting BLANKS.
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here are 4 of my favorite
@im_rights
izzys for
#FirstMateFriday
#izzyhands
#OurFlagMeansDeath
#OFMDfanart
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now, you have been promoted!!!! ^____^ 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉 you are now one of my elite employees!!!!!!
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@thesearethekids
mourning that we never got a bermuda triangle episode, it would have been such a good excuse for like a body swap episode where the cast do their best impressions of each other
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hey con don't you think cooper would look great with a cute lil hat
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gotta be honest, when i made this account i thought the queer pirate show was going to still be here and twitter would be gone by now. this place isn't what it used to be but i'm glad you're here. old man yaoi forever
#MyXAnniversary
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i'm pretty pleased with how these turned out. they taste like cranberry sauce but with maybe some cherry or redcurrant flavor mixed in
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@krill_collins
the bar is set so high now the only way to top it would be if dj strolls into the next convention wearing a sandwich board that reads 2 SEASONS AND CANCELLED? HOW ABOUT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE SLUTS and then he gives everyone free candy
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sorry that i think we should normalize giving cool ppl money to have a fun time being silly on camera i guess?
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cooper looks like a sleepy old man who i want to give so many kisses to
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black kitchen appliances look cool until you have to take photos of them and suddenly there's crumbs and spill stains all over even though i cleaned the stovetop last night. anyway here's some bread
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archie and jim
Hi I’m Megan and this is Reverse William Tell
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