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Dude you're not taking this roblox work at a pizza place session seriously I need cheese and pepperoni
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bro are you seriously selling sea shells by the sea shore
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Typing "sex" into the Google search bar and cumming in my pants before I can even hit enter
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my pussy is incredible my handwriting illegible i just took an edible my ass cheeks are spreadable
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If i woke up in a saw trap I'd see if I could jerk off and cum before dying
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On my deathbed thinking "Damn I wish I watched more family guy"
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Oh my goodness I know this rodent isn't sipping my damn milkshake!
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laughing imagining chinchillas as common household pests imagine seeing this shit at 2am
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Hitting the vape while it's charging in the wall outlet and my house explodes
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Bro add me on steam so we can never talk or play a game ever
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Just saw a dude fall into the deep fryer at mcdonalds and completely dissappear
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killing myself cause im bad at a video game i've played for 7 years
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(Playing my favorite game ever) this game fucking sucks
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Drinking beer locked in the garage Listening to Alice in chains while neglecting my wife and kids
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shaking like an alcoholic in rehab cause i haven't jerked off in 3 days
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the people i barely know on twitter mean a lot to me
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I smoked hookah during my pregnancy and ended up giving birth to a fully grown Turkish man
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drinking alcohol and eating disgusting garbage slop and watching brain meltingly stupid bullshit on the computer
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cctv footage of a guy casting spells behind a circle k at 3am
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that shit is inedible my crimes are federal this post is regrettable
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Duct taping my hamster to the wall while I clean his cage
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Saying "i'm bored" in the delivery room while my wife is giving birth
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Smoking a horrifying amount of cigarettes with all the windows rolled up in a rental car just to be a dick
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Calling in sick to work to take stimulants and watch the Lego movie 4 times in a row
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White people love puking on the floor next to the toilet
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Imagine God reaching down from the heavens and grabbing you like this
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Asking the doordasher to run over my wife in the driveway
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Asking my dentist to pull all my teeth and put em back in a random order
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accidentally posting a screaming diarrhea assfuck nut explosion video to my LinkedIn
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showing my barber a picture i took of myself 5 minutes ago
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my wife wakes me up at 8am everyday by shooting a shotgun right next to my ear
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Dude I'm stuck in the Nether with all my gear can you go through the portal and find me
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Am I the asshole for cheating on my perfect wife for no reason
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"Fortnite pussy" my final thought before my brain ceases activity and the reaper claims my soul
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accidentally saying "doctor pussy" instead of doctor pepper when ordering at mcdonalds and killing myself on the spot
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holding a door open for someone and they tell me to kill myself
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Turn off the podcast dude I'm trying to suck your dick
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im addicted to jerking off and smoking weed and cigarettes and alcohol and fast food
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Surprised at the glory hole when an ant eater nose pops out from the other side
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Taking the tape covering my Webcam off before i masturbate
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