On a Zoom call at work today, a coworker said she was going on mute because she had found an emergency stash of biscuits, and was trying to eat them all before her kids came home. We all applauded.
Originally it was thought that it was our ability to love that made us human. However, it is now believed that it is our ability to pick out photos with traffic lights in them.
I never imagined that being an adult would mean having a kitchen shelf full of mugs that I never use, but can't throw out, because I'm emotionally attached to them.
Actually give a fuck. Give a fuck about the people you love, give a fuck about the planet and give a fuck about being a decent human being. Give a fuck about the things that matter.
"Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer"
~ Ricky Gervais
I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying "Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here".
There's nothing worse than spending 30 minutes in a phone queue for something that can't be done on the website, while a recorded message repeatedly tells you that the same website is a fast and easy way to do stuff and maybe I should try it.
I wish Twitter would let you add a little note when you block someone so I can remember if I did it for them being racist, misogynistic or for being slightly too annoying on a day when I was grumpier than usual.
I always thought it was awesome that there's a vampire on Sesame Street. Because you obviously need to introduce children to the concept of the undead who feed on the vital life force of human beings as early as possible.