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Sculptor of pusses, twanger of strings, brewer of beers, patter of dugs, detester of Tories, voter of SNP. Total girn. Pronouns : Fannybaws/Bawsfanny.
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This ring was found by a mate of mine in a lay-by near Glenshiel in the Highlands. It's someone's ashes made into a stone and mounted in silver. Please give this a share and see if we can reunite it with the owner.
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I forgot stupid. Some of you are really fucking stupid.
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If Ally McCoist had said he was going To the next Liverpool game at Old Trafford to sing vile songs about the Hillsborough dead he'd be out a job.
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against their records. For what it's worth, this thread is why Twitter is mostly great. Save for a few shouty, opinionated dickheads being dickheads you have been funny, informative and kind in spades - a bit like humanity... I'll keep you posted. X
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Quick update. The ring is on it's way back to the manufacturer who I won't name incase I'm accused (again) of manufacturing a PR stunt.(You know who you are you fanny. If I was any good at PR I wouldn't be this skint...). They'll be able to size and check the engraving and style
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In a few years time they'll be using that Kate Forbes clip from
#bbcqt
tonight as a textbook example for media students of how not to chair a debate.
#fionabruce
is an utter disgrace.
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Stephen Flynn annoying all the right people. Delicious.
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If they rehoused the Trident facility on The Thames how long do you reckon it would take before Londoners forced it's removal? And rightly so. Why do we put up with this on The Clyde?
#YesScotsNoTrident
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Jordan Peterson using his splendid vocabulary to eloquently demonstrate his fucking stupidity is hilarious.
#bbcqt
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I have a box of these going spare if any of my unionist friends can use them.
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To anyone wondering who Stella Braverman is, think of Priti Patel’s political ideology delivered by Annie Wells.
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Do you believe in an Indy Scotland? Yes? Then as far as this fight goes we're on the same side and at the moment I care not a jot about your opinions on anything or anyone else. I'll let you know what a fanny you are when the job's done. (Please feel free to do likewise).
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@MrMuellerIsHere
@NikLesley
Lay-by (n) : a place where Scottish people typically eat sandwiches or urinate. Often at the same time.
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Angela Rayner wearing a "See You Jimmy" hat on her patronizing 5 minute stop in Scotland with a beaming Anas Sarwar who finally believes someone south if carlisle cares who the fuck he is on
@STVNews
there.
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@mahsudasnaith
My kid did that as a three year."Look at all the people watching us Daddy. All the dead people!".Saw I was aghast, patted my arm and said "Don't worry daddy, they're happy".
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@ProfTomkins
A country wishing to govern itself and Nationalism are not the same thing. I suspect you know this. That's a very tired argument. I'm beginning to think it's the only one you have.
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@sellar_james
@C4Ciaran
@broadcastscot
Not as much as, say, not having a government that doesn't give a shit.
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England now dumping it's shite in the Aegean. Sorry Greece.
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@AnasSarwar
Your big problem is you have to win back the Scottish Left using policy designed to win back voters lost to the English right. It's why you're unvotable.
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@frankieboyle
I heard the only reason they're hoarding blood stocks is to maintain black pudding supplies.
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Lads and lassies - good news! The ring has been reunited with it's very grateful owner who was traced via the manufacturer and the funeral director. Thank you to all 24,000 RTers who have played a part in getting this returned and giving me such a huge laugh at the same time.
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@KizzieSNP
@FrankBoris1002
Contacted the maker to see if the have any records regarding the inscription. We'll see...
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@Scouriebeast
Thanks! I think we've traced the company. Just waiting to hear if they keep a record of inscriptions.
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@RealStephenKerr
Stephen you're a list MSP from a minority party. What makes you think you can pick and choose the issues that your undemocratically elected next leader prioritizes? Thank you for beautifully illustrating why Indy is absolutely vital.
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So Tubby Douglas squeezed into his breeks and was out and about in Dundee's leafier glades today. What's up with the boy in the Three Lions hoodie's filthy knees? And why is he looking at an imaginary phone?
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@WingsScotland
Although the thought of Jill Stephenson trying to yoonsplain to 400,000 russian bots makes me very happy.
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Cunninghame Graham bust completed(co founder of NP of S before they became SNP & also of S Labour with Keir Hardie & all round fascinating character). Given my business has shut, not sure what I'll do with it but wd appreciate a RT from Scottish Politico Twitter all the same...
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@STVNews
For "We never got on particularly well on a personal level" read "She used to humiliated me at fmqs every week and it hurt."
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Stephen Flynn's a good guy. We need more politicians like him.
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#bbcqt
I'm not sure England has ever felt like a more foreign country. I don't recognize it anymore. That makes me sad.
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@OffYourKnees
I'll leave it alone when the vast majority of decent Rangers supporters start calling out the mutant element a bit more.
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@PhilipPullman
Hat's off to the wonderful
@russellcrowe
for the RT and also to good egg
@Lord_Sugar
who I've now forgiven for the Amstrad Emailer.
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Sunset over Eigg tonight. Nae filters Nearly greetin'.
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Left school at 15 with no qualifications whatsoever and look at me now. Sitting here in my pants. Watching Jeremy Kyle. Eating monstermunch for breakfast. Alone. Good luck kids!
#SQAresults
#ExamResults
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@STVNews
Does
@Douglas4Moray
have confidence in the
@ScotSecofState
given his refusal to resign? Also why am I having to ask the difficult questions?
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@AnasSarwar
When political point scoring is more important than destroying hospital worker's morale...Stop. Go away. We see you.
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#bbclaurak
@stephenfry
- "Brexit has been a catastrophe"
@bbclaurak
- "Not everyone would agree"
Yeah Laura. Disaster capitalists and fucking idiots might not...
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@BBCJamesCook
@mcbot_for_SI
Which, as an impartial journalist is kind of *your* job if you think about it...
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Is the difference between the UK gov's treatment of Northern Ireland and it's treatment of Scotland re. Brexit arrangements due to the threat of violence and civil unrest? Is that what it takes?
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@RealStephenKerr
Calling it a scandal won't make it one. Trying to make political capital out of something so utterly trivial really is the best you have. I'm sure there's a place for a centre right party in post Indy Scotland. Your's isn't it.
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@BladeoftheS
I'd like to see a Phillipa Whitford über sensiblist type up here. I'm not averese to Stephen Flynn leading the SNP but is definitely the sort of attack dug we need in WM.
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@supertanskiii
@mr_fible
It's Hoyle' s job to enforce parliamentary regulations. If he won't do that because of threats to his position by the Labour Party then he shouldn't be there. I don't know what I find more abhorrent - Tory dishonesty or Labour cowardice.
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@SilvioTattiscon
As a separatist can I just say that's your God given right. Detest you back! X
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@JournoStephen
@trussliz
@RishiSunak
So we're a colony of England? Truly awful one trick journalist. Go and do something you're good at. Eating cakes or whatever.
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Well if that's Nicola away I'm probably going to vote Labour or Tory. Said nae cunt. Ever.
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@RossThomson_MP
Mate. Stick to banning shock collars which are already banned or other such wastes of your and your constituents time. You utter tool.
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@JennyMarra
@simon_telegraph
@DerekMackaySNP
But Jenny, wasn't it Labou....Ach nothing. Disna matter.
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We're thinking about installing men's bottoms in my mum's house as a safety precaution.
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@10DowningStreet
@ScotSecofState
@UKGovScotland
Haha. Up ye
@AndrewBowie_MP
!!! All that brown nosing for nothing....
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@Kirstene4Angus
@BBCNewsnight
You totally smashed it Kirstene! By "it" I mean any semblance of credibility or the notion that anything is going on between your ears. But you looked really chuffed to be on the telly!
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@thelovetrombone
@BBCNews
No. We just didn't vote Tory. If you value markets over humans you're turn will come sooner than mine. Despite our terrible diet.
Now sort your own country out.
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@RossThomson_MP
@michaelgove
Our old dog kept falling over so we've had some men's bottoms installed so he can grab onto them.
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@macelven
@HyndlandHigh
@ScotTories
@Kirstene4Angus
The roll and sausage would make a better MSP than Annie Wells.
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@RangersFC
@JackMcKelvie
Utterly classless support. No wonder the rest of Scottish football was happy to dance on yr grave.
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#PerthHustings
switched off. Liz Truss is genuinely stupid. The blue rinsed seals in the audience don't seem to mind. I'm embarrassed for the UK and for what's coming.
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