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Read Herman Wouk’s two War novels. He addresses the issue of apathy, which is one of our greatest threats going forward. I don’t respond to crypto/hooker DM’s

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@PrezLives2022 I remember being at work that day knowing this was going to happen and folowing the events as they unfolded We all knew what was going to happen They made sweatshirts, organized transportation, and were posting everywhere The affected naïveté from all parties is disgusting
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@JoJoFromJerz @kdw_8437 The Venn Diagram of Trump supporters and people who send money to evangelicals with jets and Ferraris is a circle.
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@AimIessFriend @KaceyonFox7 They aren't armed with violins.
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@JustinGlawe The US just lets everyone attempt to overthrow lawfully elected governments. Zero consequences. Now, use a fake $20 and that’s a death sentence.
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@PrezLives2022 @TanziaMill I may be biased, but I think that having a good sense of humour is important in a president.
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@jeffstorobinsky Gold star stickers to anyone able to listen to this in full
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@Humanstein After my fourth booster shot my only side effect is needing more cowbell.
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@no_moron @LamarWhiteJr California isn’t the only state that’s still burning.
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@gekizetsu @DoraResists @B20e @SeattlePD SPD won’t do a thing. The summer of 2020 told us all we need to know about their culture.
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@MakeTexasBlue22 @GinnyMcDonald8 He was forever cursed to speak as though he was buried along side her in a gravel pit.
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@bobsalpha1 @joshtpm Can you imagine being an ambassador, admiral, director, or general faithfully serving your country for a couple of decades and then having to spend the last three years trying to deal with this?
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@JoeMyGod @boogykas That explains her facial expression.
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@JRehling @23Cookieboo @ABC That would actually explain McConnell’s physical appearance
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@RonFilipkowski This is a stated threat against the President of the United States. In the old days, the Secret Service would investigate any and all threats. Sadly, those days are gone.
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@ifudontlike2bad The worst part about this whole thing is that I made a disparaging remark about Martin Sheen My apologies Mr. Sheen, and I look forward to putting all this ugliness behind us
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@PrezLives2022 “It is our opinion that Mr Trump should stick to golf and espionage.”
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Can you even use the term “radical left” any more? I’m thinking anything below the level of storming the Capitol with zip ties in one hand and feces in the other needs a more moderate adjective.
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@Scottcrates @mommamia1217 If I recall correctly his saviour was a black lesbian.
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@LisaToddSutton @medproretired @pacelattin @LindseyGrahamSC Now we know the inspiration behind Nirvana ' s album cover.
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@nytimes @seemva1 I wonder if his middle name starts with a K.
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@SenDuckworth @iyamtoo I was going to post this poem, questioning if the young men dying in the trenches were woke because one of them wrote about their situation in WW1 Tuberville is a traitor
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@Bill_Maxwell_ @ACarole @MollyJongFast If anyone’s face should be on the front cover of a magazine called Hustler, it should be Donald Trump’s.
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@StevieP1967 @G_Paknowsbest My new career as a situational goth humourist lasted less than a day, so I’m going back to Trump and airline jokes
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@DanteAtkins @GrayLadysGhost Or the girlfriend of an RV bomber put through a psych evaluation for reporting him a year before blowing himself up
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@RosaRF @mkerrhardy @TheOvalPawffice You can’t have two lap dogs on the same flight.
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@Avi_Bueno @emrazz When revolutions occur, they go after the radio towers first.
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@XanderTheMeh @ndrew_lawrence A two minute clip and I couldn’t even make it to the end.
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@andreanorred @petehasabeard Well, maybe not compared to grandad.
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@FordJohnathan5 @GiGicmka @kathygriffin Rules don’t apply to Trump. Period.
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@ShelbyKStewart @ImpeachmentHour It will be competing with my book, “Dummies for Insurrection”.
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@SethAbramson @trishfordemocra The fate of the country is now in the hands of unelected officials with no oversight, full immunity, and complete allegiance to a game show host. I wonder if this is how Romans started to feel near the end of their empire…
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@Annie41344207 @yashar @kdw_8437 She needs to be protected
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@SundaeDivine @MissAngSays If you’re naked on your front porch in Canada you’re dead in ten minutes.
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@meiselasb @broadwatertmb Don’t pray. Organize and rock the vote.
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@Stop_Trump20 ...while black drivers are pulled over and searched because they have air fresheners hanging from their rear view mirrors.
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@PeteSouza @WayneSlaven1 There's pictures like this of Trump as well. He calls them dates.
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@maddenifico Why are they always driving?
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@PinkyD124 Dr. Spock-level good parentling.
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@Acyn Bill Cosby shuffled into a courtroom with a walker but is now scheduling a world tour.
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@Texasblaze69 @wilw @Acosta @chrislhayes I was referring to rallies held in Germany 80 years ago.
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@chrislhayes There is an extremely large portion of your very big and powerful country that is now clinically insane. Some of them are in positions of power. Sometimes I really wish Canada could just move to Europe until you guys figure it out.
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@irishrygirl @SenTedCruz Watching someone from Boston destroy a fake Texan was awesome…and I’m from Vancouver
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@OurShallowState @Seamuskitty The folks who own the major media outlets are facing the expiration of Trump’s $4 Trillion tax cut in 2025. Who do you think they’re going to support in 2024?
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@gvravel @ByMikeBaker @bluestein "Please don't tell mom I hit you."
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@GayresisterGary How many cameras are in the car?
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@Stop_Trump20 Change a diaper.
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@councilofdc That’s not quite the trickle down effect that people were hoping for On the bright side, SCOTUS has eliminated the EPA’s authority, so have fun with that
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@StevieP1967 @G_Paknowsbest Somewhere a goth has no wedding band. On the bright side, no tan line.
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@StevieP1967 @G_Paknowsbest Nah I posted an obscure joke on a public service announcement. I hope the ring gets to its rightful owner 🙂
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@MaddowBlog @chompie97 Impeaching Clinton for a blow job after he worked with Congress in good faith to balance the budget and eliminate the deficit was the beginning of the end. Newt Gingrich should go down in history as one of the most destructive people in American history.
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@Angry_Staffer @Veger70 Half of the American Electorate supports him This says more about America than it does Trump.
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@StevieP1967 @G_Paknowsbest That's the joke. Nobody would know the ring was missing, because there be no tan line.
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@steppingup2U @TeaPainUSA If he broke the law Hunter Biden should go to jail. If Donald Trump committed treason he should go to jail. Both things can happen independently.
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@FordJohnathan5 @boohoo2255 Hospital 🏥 📺 Elephant Man Ketchup
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@lindyli They’re testing the fences. If they can do this with impunity here, they can do it nationwide.
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@MJMcKean @onthefence11 We can still think of him once in awhile. RIP
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@freedarko @Prof_Tweeper Introverts will rise from the ashes and take over society, but every meeting will be cancelled at the last minute.
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@alex_mallin The US is a ball of Jello being held together with fraying strings.
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@Victorshi2020 @mac_gardiner12 This could wind up being a seminal moment in American politics for multiple reasons.
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@cus_si @CNBCnow They don’t care.
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@driverminnie @reyresists @realDonaldTrump "Not all the Scotts hate me. Scott Baio - you may have heard of him, one of the biggest players in Hollywood? Yeah, he loves me. So does Scott Pruitt, who I had to let go because he actually loved me a little too much, I think. There's other Scotts, great Scotts, believe me."
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@jayblackisfunny Now I want to try Adderall, dammit
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@thirdcloud @KenyaABlack @johnknefel @robertloerzel @macfathom Maybe if all the protestors had AR-15’s and a full kit the cops would’ve backed down like they did in Michigan.
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@RealMartyT7 @nia516 It resembles true Christianity as much as the Spanish Inquisition did.
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@justinbaragona Goose stepping forward...
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@MaryanneChisho2 @kylegriffin1 If I lived in Kentucky I’d vote for a dead ant over him.
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@JoyAnnReid I'm Canadian and therefore stupid but I can't understand people voting against their own interests. It makes zero sense.
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@TomiLahren Try voting a hundred years ago.
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@NoLieWithBTC @GlendaGoozman It doesn’t even make sense from a legal standpoint, let alone a moral or constitutional one. Suing somebody for something doesn’t affect you is… What am I saying, this is Texas. Anti-mask, anti-abortion, anti-logic.
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@PalmerReport @Jenasummerlin MSM: do multiple victories by the Democratic Party harm them going forward?
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@DWUhlfelderLaw @realist_brutal It’s time for somebody, somewhere, to start earning their paycheque and arrest this coyote.
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@RpsAgainstTrump @MaryKeithBare1 I know it’s been said many times and many ways, but when Liz Cheney is the voice of reason your party’s gone from lane cutting to meridian off roading.
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@realsandibachom @jawofsteel2014 @kathygriffin @Nightline I was listening to a local radio interview with her ahead (no pun intended) of her show in Vancouver and she said that she researches every city that she goes to in order to personalize the show…she doesn’t just do a set piece.
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@lrozen @chasehrlich @agearan That moment when the trees find out what axe handles are made of...
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@emrazz @MAFgeek One day the sun will turn into a red giant, and nobody will remember that time you tripped in front of the whole classroom.
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@lori_lazyday @MysterySolvent Well, a lot of people have slept on it.
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@shannonrwatts @bcuriouswithme Why are Americans so afraid of each other?
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@OurShallowState @Cheryl_Reynold Obama needs to give daily press conferences. No, make that hourly press conferences
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@Roshan_Rinaldi @jlounsbury59 As long as they’re out voted I don’t care VOTE BLUE from POTUS to dog catcher You, your sister, or your daughter’s life may literally depend on it.
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@AmyMcGrathKY @Resistfightthe1 That’s because most of Trump’s supporters do not get their information from accredited news sources.
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The UV light of history will not be kind to the last 500 days in this motel room.
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@OccupyDemocrats He would only abort a campaign in which his girlfriend was the candidate.
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@NancySinatra @pissedNconfused I used to wonder how long Republican senators and representatives will be able to support the Trump Administration. Now I realize that they’re all-in, and just as deplorable as Trump himself.
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@dish_man @janis_wilds @tiffinjames @devinher @dan_smolnik @hewhohathears @mkraju What some people are doing now will wind up being worse than the things they were originally being blackmailed for, and all of it will eventually come to light anyways.
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@B52Malmet @DemWrite I wish somebody else had pulled out around 72 years ago...
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@atrupar 300 million people to choose from and you picked this guy?
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@PalmerReport @RedStateBlues_ Melania’s like, “Welcome to my world. I’ve been finishing myself off for years.”
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@shaunking @Coldhands2 I wouldn't want to be pulled over for Driving While Black in Kenner. This is an overt signal to the city's police department that abuse will be tolerated.
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@MeidasTouch @baszram Which exec thought it would be a good idea in the first place? I think shareholders have a right to know
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@realTuckFrumper @michellefloraa Trump’s second rodeo would make 1930’s Germany look like Disneyland by comparison… Internationally and domestically
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@BrynnTannehill @xtinaf117 Im going to go out on a limb here and predict that at least one American religious leader will be arrested for child molestation in the next seven days.
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@Zeddary @freeloosedirt Border detention centres: no toothpaste, beds, or soap. Manafort ' s prison: no Grecian Formula.
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@kellwoohoo @InactionNever @CNNPolitics Watching how the media treats the current administration after the utter gong show of the previous one makes me think that they really just want the country to burn for ratings.
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@Acyn @JohnRya95081680 After wasting millions of dollars on Benghazi hearings purposefully designed to negatively impact Clinton, Forrest Gump has something to say about current affairs.
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@lauferlaw @RepCori @POTUS An exam is required to become an American citizen. No exam is required to become an American lawmaker.
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