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@9BillionTigers
My parents were going to name me Xerxes Avalon and they told me this and expected me not to get mad. Like my name is Stewart, and you expect me to be okay with that when I could have been Xerxes.
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@9BillionTigers
Well it’s my dads name 😭 I have a damn Roman numeral at the end of fucking birth certificate 😓
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@parafactual
It’s probably a living in the country this. Hour and a half ride home down dirt roads dropping a single third grader off to the bando while Blake Shelton is blasted through the speakers while everyone calls everyone slurs. And it’s 5:45 am.
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@TheDainslaif
@ZachTheMoonBoy
@rinanpakkala
To add to this, I was like 14 when the first season of game of thrones came out and I definitely didn’t have hbo. And the walking dead was on Netflix and airing on amc and every Monday morning everyone would talk about last night TWD ep.
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@ljabwemetl
Bro I just watched the episode where Logan made ken’s kids try the food before he ate it. So I’ll never be able to get that outta my mind.
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@bradtaste
Okay maybe he’s not an a-lister but don’t say he’s making lazy music. That’s just your opinion and you’re painting him as though he doesn’t care about his fans. I went to one of his shows last year and he was so fun and nice and everyone was having a great time.
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@sIuttykayIa
@ChickfilA
They’ll give you a new one for free. Maybe even refund you. Instead of posting it online maybe do something about it.
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@buymysole
@NondairyGiant
@GarrettWilson_V
Bro paying minimum wage to tell people to “get their money up” lol okay
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@notmymusicdisc
@9BillionTigers
The problem is that they don’t even call him Stewart they call him Sam so I got stuck being called Stewart 😅
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@Octodaddi
@AerospaceCowboy
You didn’t dress up as Axel for Halloween in elementary school? Pretty cringe bro.
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@Daikichi_Dad
@CocaineRivers
@the2kmessiah
@nfr_podcast
Yeah dude I live in Georgia and Outkast and Migos could be one and two from where we standing.
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@JGokuuYT
@BrownRapFan
@Drakesoldmore
Yeah he will probably sell out areas and everyone will be over 30 but it’ll be sold out.
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@PurpyNFL
Bro I don’t even know how to spell squirruel now. And I specifically tried and didn’t autocorrect.
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@CosmonautMarcus
Yeah but, as a white guy from the south, the only way you “beat” those allegations is if you are very vocally the opposite. Any white person i meet that tells me “this isn’t about politics” or “we don’t need to bring politics into this” is a racist, probably.
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*Kanye West replaces Zayn in 1D*
*Kicks other boys out*
"There's only room for one direction in this band" he says.
"And that's west"
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@CelticsAndKanye
@cuckooclock77
@trevorstweetss
Idk imma bully pat mahomes brother if I see him making a tik tok at the game. 🤷🏼♂️
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@NicholasTheTall
@myheartrry
@9BillionTigers
Yes that’s perfect! But I’m also from the south so but a little draw on it.
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@InsaneMoviez
Amazon just always seems laggy. I think there website has too many tabs and bars even when you’re just on Amazon video.
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@JonRisinger
Creative Director? Honestly I just thought they paid you to stand around and look cute but that might just be a bonus.
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@bobbyslingshot1
@brianthehuman
@mimeticmagic
Bro I don’t even know or follow this guy I just couldn’t help but pile on when I saw how much of an ass you were being.
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@JayCartere
@diamondmolar
I came to say this. Like it’s 100% okay for her to do this. The guy did the 100% right thing of just walking away. But we can all say that she overreacted a little and laugh but this could be a totally different news story.
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@JahTalksMusic
@nfr_podcast
You were disappointed by the Dj Khalid album? Look I’m not a fan of what he does but he did the dang thing.
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at my funeral there'll be a kahoot game with 1,000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will
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Joshua straight up broke his yo-yo and hit a stranger in the face with it!!!!
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@thinksplosion
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@SDS_Rimchoochoo
@dubstep4dads
That’s the boomer energy. When was the last time you wrote txt instead of text.
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@myheartrry
@NicholasTheTall
@9BillionTigers
Oh no it’s not common at all. And honestly my parents aren’t very super out there or anything so it came as a surprise. That being said he read like dune and the hobbit in highschool while being a band geek so I assume he had been holding on to it for a while.
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@TheBrohioan
@DebatingHipHop_
Yeah I thought his album was so much fun! Even that Bieber song 😭
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When you want chicken but, youre hanging out with your white friends so you have to pretend that you like their food
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@BarryOnHere
Gave Monty a little extra loving this morning. Sending love to you and your loved one 💜
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*CIVIL WAR SPOILERS*
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@mewheels
@The33rdTeamFB
Nah this is the moment from beast quake. Into the end zone backwards with his nutz in his hand. Nfl should really consider this one.
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Can there be a Twitter fight notification button? 😂😂😂 I keep missing all the good fights.
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@Koby_stone123
@ugabarstool
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@BarstoolGT
Southern was higher than GT in the rankings last year 👀👀
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@bstoff350
@6799jh
@bheintzskol
Too late??? He was rocking with this at Notre Dame! 😂😂 idk if that’s gonna help his case tho
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Let's be honest, the Great Wall of China is the most amazing thing ever built.
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Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Angela McLean.
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These are my three moods, dumb as hell, mad as hell, and high as fuck dancing in weird clothes.
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Back in my day, Chef Boyardee Cans didn’t need wheels to travel down the street.
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@CFBRep
@TheBrohioan
I was losing my shit that LSU was about to lose to Florida in this game. Then the world shifted
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I'm pretty sure everybody in Appling County has your notifications on.
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Are these people in baxley? Are they in showchoir? Is their McDonalds by CVs too?
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@GAFollowers
Was at the show! And yeah he said his family was there but then he totally sang Dead Right Now to their faces 😂😳🤭
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