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Christopher Fusaro

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I lost my twin girls, my wife. Wrote a blog about the ordeal. Now I blog about everything. It's good. Dad to 4 boys! @UFAlumni #GoGators #GoFins #SemperParatus

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I had the privilege of hosting @KevinSpacey at my home. What a kind, funny, human. Everyone deserves a second chance in life. Especially someone with his talent and gifts. I hope Hollywood sees fit to provide him that opportunity to act once again.
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@OTerrifying Tell the pilot to pull over and stop running from the police.
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@Bornakang And to think, lobster was once a poor man’s food. Fed to prisoners, low class, and the poor.
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@jupitersembrace Damn. I currently do that for free.
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@TheFigen_ The air time is so damn fake and yet so damn funny!
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@Bornakang Come on give the guy a break. He probably just spent 20.00 for that beer. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@PopCrave Nothing to see here.
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@Bornakang This looks like the most boring party on the face of the earth.
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@RobberyFaiI I swear, I thought it was a large bat 🦇 at first.
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@TheFigen_ When there’s no difference between a millionaire, a billionaire and the rest of us.
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@Bornakang Me talking to my toddler.
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@Bornakang Your girl enjoying her “trip to my fullest.”
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@NFLRookieWatxh Impressive. But can he lift one of these?
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@tamsully12 Here it is! Old school 90’s.
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@tamsully12 House Party. Kid n Play vs. Sidney and Sharane.
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@barstoolsports What you don’t see off in the distance. “Go on boys play. I got you covered.”
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@DeadpoolUpdate The red on black. Not the black on red.
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@Bornakang Dam. They did them like dis! *Chappelle’s Show, 2003
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@momentoviral Debería haber sacado la lengua como en los coches de cine. Jajaja
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@Bornakang He is shaking like he found the Holy Spirit and The Holy Ghost!
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Before that silly Floss Dance there was the simply awesome Pee Wee Herman dance. Rest in peace, Paul Reuben. Thanks for a memorable childhood. @peeweeherman Pee Wee’s Big Adventure 1985. Tequila! “I say we let him go.”
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@cctvidiots Damn. That’s love. My dad taught me on the asphalt street. And I live on the coast.
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@il0venostalgia Well let’s introduce Heather O’Rourke to them. (1975-1988). *Poltergeist, 1982 Carol Anne
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@Bornakang So are kittens!
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@Bornakang That’s not a sandwich. This is a sandwich.
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@nocontextfooty He just realized they look like a bunch of Barbies.
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@overtime In the arena bathroom during halftime…the regrouping.
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@NFL_DovKleiman You’re talking like he’s dead.
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@PicturesFoIder The way he dove in that water. You know this was legit!
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@joan_lee_kubiki @jupitersembrace That’s creative. Oh that hurt me 😂
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@WeAreMessi He’s in tears because…
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@barstoolsports God bless, Terry. And God bless America! 🇺🇸
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@fun4laugh Aww look. How cute. The lion wants to maul and eat my child if it could. Let’s record it.
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@BenStiller @realjonlovitz Jon has an incredible mini bio of Phil Hartman during his @HowardStern interview. What an amazing life. Tragic ending. Lost him way to soon. Senseless tragedy.
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@NolanAnalyst Florence Pugh explains why she accepted to work on OPPENHEIMER: “Well, it’s work. And when work becomes available and you can get paid to do said work, in a movie, that people from all over the world will see, you accept it. So I accepted it.”
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@BrettKollmann Man most of us won’t even round up for charity. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@crazyclipsonly This must happen all the time. Explains why the milk shake machine is always down.
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@Gidi_Traffic Life without a smartphone or game console. Isn’t life grand
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@brianstelter 25 American people died during the summer riots. Retired Captain David Dorn murdered on live television. Billions of dollars in losses. Hundreds of small business burnt to the ground never to reopen again. Are you kidding me? What officer shot Ashli Babbit? @CNN @andersoncooper
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@Bornakang Air fryer = lazy af
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@shannonsharpeee My dog, right when I think he swallowed his pill.
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@s8n Ah man, that’s simple. Max Max: Fury Road! Guitar man. 🎸 🔥
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@todayyearsoldig 11.99 at the Home Depot.
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@NoCapFights Those girls acted like. “You influencers be crazy.”
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@detectclips Yea. We all saw that video too.
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@nypost Remember. The media knows nothing of which it speaks on. Come on, get a technical advisor before you publish things like this.
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@HumansNoContext Gosh. Like a slow motion car wreck.
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@Ramsizzzle His squad will never leave him alone about this. He might as well retire
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@NoContextHumans Where have I seen this before? Hmmm 🤔
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@DailyLoud He lived pretty long under the care of the government health care system.
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@Bornakang The pasta or the mask?
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@MichaelMatteoRo Don’t mess with Cliff…
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@ViciousVideos This was me today taking my 3 year old to his swim lesson. 🤨
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@TansuYegen Honey eat the chocolate. At your age, you deserve it.
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Saw his on Facebook. Life moves fast. Life is good and life will give you struggle. But sometimes it gives you hope. Even in war.
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@TheFigen_ So many people backspacing their beginning tweet.
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@ClownWorld_ “Let’s pretend this rock is a seed.” *A Bugs Life, 1998
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@TansuYegen I don’t know what’s more embarrassing. Getting pranked or everyone knowing you went poopie.
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@Bornakang It sounds like they’re encouraging their kid on a little league team.
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@ThebestFigen Yup. And I’ll still do it wrong every time.
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@dyingscribe That’s Leo DiCaprio‘s burner account.
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@Super70sSports My reaction when they killed Ruth Langmore.
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@OTerrifying Skiing on a glacier? Must be a bored billionaire.
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@Bornakang How odd do you think the masseuse felt when she saw a woman lying there instead of a middle aged white guy.
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@DLoesch Kevin Hart lost his Oscar hosting gig for tweets he apologized for. And @JimmyKimmelLive keeps his hosting gig? Not fair.
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@DailyLoud Oh, these type of people.
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@WaterlsScary My name is BRUCE!
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Got some matrix shit goin on.
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@IGN Let it go my man. Move on.
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@sadcrib I was soooo waiting for my Blair Witch moment!
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@ClownWorld_ “He hates these cans. More cans!”
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@Factsofw0rld I’ve known this since 1993! #FreeWilly
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@ilove_aviation sad ending for that bird.
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@FilmUpdates Sounds reasonable, since you know, she’s an actor.
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@iStay_Trickin @quickdrawjev They went to the same school.
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@HumansNoContext She passed the final Ninja test.
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@NoContextHumans He looks like this guy.
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@historyinmemes He wasn’t kidding either. Fuzzy Zoeller’s comments when a young Tiger Woods won the Masters tournament.
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@ThebestFigen Look. These things can escalate quickly!
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@TheFigen_ I was today years old when I knew about putting Vaseline down to prevent overspray for easy cleanup.
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@barstoolsports Oh I see now. There’s 2 of them. I thought it was just one guy.
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@TheFigen_ The damn couch is backwards.
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@ATRightMovies I especially like the when they tell a male selfie seeker to pound sand and then later allowed the chica to take one.
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@crazyclipsonly “DoorDash delivery driver *RETIRES after unintentionally *risking his life to deliver an order” - there fixed it.
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@fbgwayno He’s driving it like he stole it. Umm. He did steal it!
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@CatWorkers Just need a stiff drink to take in the day.
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@nytimes So much for daily inspections on Americas favorite rides!
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@lurkinbish69 @Bornakang English please. I don’t understand what you said.
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@billbarnwell He knew both teams were coming with the thunder and got the heck out of the way.
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@Bornakang That’s what the hare has been trying to tell us!
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@TheFigen_ Family gotta stick together.
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@DiscussingFilm It would be chaotic the streets would be swarmed with people. It would be about him not about the strike, not worth it.
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@Bornakang Maybe not. But we all know where it will finish.
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@alisonmartino @HeritageAuction Well now whoever paid for it can have their own show.
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@TheFigen_ That made me sick to my stomach to watch. I can’t even pull off the plastic protective cover on LCD display products.
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@HumansNoContext We are finally evolving as a species.
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@Bornakang Herbivore my ass.
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