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My captain
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My captain
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“Weird” is the n-word for independent thinkers
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This cop was about to shoot the baseball lmao
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BREAKING: no charges for capital police officer in fatal shooting of Ashli Babbitt. Unbelievable.
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Elite
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Like he seriously, instinctively, went straight for his gun. Auto response to fear. What a loser
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@ShakeMD1 @DeLo_77 That’s not him thinking they’re free from heckling that’s him dishing it back stop clutching your pearls
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Y’all conquered the world for spices and don’t even use them
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Bird just went in! Family and friends in route. It is going to be a great day!
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@conradcarlson68 @realDonaldTrump Your hat is made in China
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JOE ROGAN is telling someone else “there’s a responsibility you have to people who are listening to you” probably without a hint or self awareness lmao
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Joe Rogan accuses Dwayne Johnson of taking steroids: “He should come clean right now ... there's a responsibility you have to people who are listening to you.” 🔗:
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The Dallas Cowboys are indeed “America’s Team” because the team is EXTREMELY mediocre but also has an inflated sense of self worth, kinda like America lol
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Damar Hamlin dropped a whole video and all the comments are like “this could have been filmed at any time” I really hate anti-vaxxers
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@mauvesbot I’m starting to see similar bait-and-switchy things like that for sure
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Drake’s response:
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When the political opponents are quoting Hitler I think it’s ok to malign and “censor” them. That’s just me tho
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This July 4th, says this Very Serious Person™ who is only famous because of his relationship to Pete Buttigieg, let us malign and censor our political opponents
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When I see the Dua Lipa x Microphone Stand video:
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Extend Wood
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@PennaAustin @heyysuss @agavedelacalle There’s no such thing as a “racist term” for white folks, Trevor. Why do y’all want to be oppressed so bad?
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If you got a $1200 stimulus you don’t have to worry about Biden’s tax plan
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@Trenciarte Lmao at the lady saying “he’s a firefighter who protects your neighborhood” like….how is that relevant?
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Happy Earth Day!!!
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@wing_patriot “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” isn’t that what y’all like to say?
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@KPRC2AdamW All the white dudes in here saying “right on” have no black friends
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@Kareem2BeGreat @JustUhLittleLit @adiPaaneah @DKAstrology America is a 3rd world country with makeup on
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I am dying
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@Marrrk_ @queeropatra @LeeGolden6 @confectiondream @sjs856 no1 he's hired looks promising. "it'll be fine don't worry" yeah the fuck right
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Go to the shoe section you dumb bitch
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Pat McAfee on the Olympics' opening ceremony: "We just want it to revolve around sport. And we can't have the Opening Ceremony be a reason why people won't watch these athletes who have sacrificed everything..."
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Takeoff’s verse on Gucci Mane’s “I Get The Bag” is one of his best.
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@Matt_S_Stephens Does the man absorb the femininity or how does that work?
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@InsiderFood Flint, Michigan still doesn’t have clean water
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@JCahnBBK @foreverimbetter Cristobal Colón saw this and immediately thought “I gotta get my dick wet”
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Pulled up to shorty’s crib after she told me she was “going to sleep early” and saw a random sports car, felt the hood and it was HOT....tragic lmao
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Barack knew. And she knew Barack knew.
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@i_d_thief @TruBluRayne @ClayTravis According to Russian laws she should have gotten a fine….she’s served more than a fine
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This is the greatest meme of all time and I will not debate you because I don’t care about your opinion on this matter.
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lol this is why I hate the motivational speech industry cause it’s all just the same stuff regurgitated by different people using 8 words when 2 will do, but hand movements and then a random guy on the side going “yeah. Wow!”
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We have to stop putting periods in our life when a comma belongs there.
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@JamaicanMeCrazi @RellyRell4U @JaykashiHatake @_jacyare The House passed it, with a yes vote from Omar. She did her part
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This shit made me scream-laugh
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Kobe tried to force his way out of LA and Timmy (albeit just once) tested free agency. The concept of “loyalty” in sports is silly
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Three of the most loyal superstars the league has ever seen.
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@KDEUCE_ @DoitDestiny A fucking YouTube video. Lmao
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Mad respect to the guy with the “The Chop is Racist” sign 🔥🔥
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@checkingTSLA You bootlickers cannot resist boot licking, even for a joke
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Little Ceasar’s probably single handedly kept me fed in college I’m going to never slander them
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@fogel35 @kustoo @ESPNBrick Athletes aren’t the only ones with shoe deals anymore buddy, it’s 2018
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An elite meme
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@amandaasette I love when this stuff comes out because then men tell on themselves. The commercial was really good!
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@PennaAustin @heyysuss @agavedelacalle Also, when you complain that pointing out double standards and actual racism makes one “apart of the problem”, that’s just dumb. Someone isn’t racist for pointing out racism. That’s not how it works. If you were actually oppressed, you would realize how stupid you sound.
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Where do I report a terrorism?
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@EmeraldCityHeru @Ashlynn_marie34 @kingofquestion @Ashleyk78 @PaloAltoPolice Race is a total determining factor. You attempting to ignore that fact does more harm than good, and makes you a racist
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@jonakingofhoes Gamora easily
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I always thought American football fans were racist as hell and the absolute worst but Europeans seem to be even worse.
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Marcus Rashford was subjected to racial abuse on Twitter after missing a penalty in Manchester United's loss to Crystal Palace.
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Found this meme....gonna share it. We are dumb
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@PennaAustin @heyysuss @agavedelacalle Ok. Be done like you said 5 tweets ago
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“If this joke doesn’t get me cancelled” she says in a tweet promoting a Netflix special. Also bonus points for using “woke” like the white folks are now using it as a dog whistle slur/insult
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If this R Kelly joke doesn’t get me cancelled I don’t know what will.
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@VAWLtron @BaseballGabb There was legit ZERO spouting of “hate”
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@VAWLtron @BaseballGabb No culture was mocked
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Then ask them not to include it, unseasoned man.
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The chop is racist and so was that action.
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“The Chop is racist”
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Lmao fucking dweebs
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@problematic37 Just some lawless thug
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“Mathematical with a pistol, I do Trigger-nometry” 🤌🏽🤌🏽
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@Kenien @DcricketJimmy @zeeinthedee @_Zeets @gbuck She said that as a gay American, she could understand Colin’s reasoning. She also expressed how, as a white person it was important that she showed support. She wasn’t hijacking anything, she was/is being an ally
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@PennaAustin @heyysuss @agavedelacalle Unless it’s your fellow whites, you have no business telling other people not to be racist, Hunter.
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@_RichieDinero @joeytlax @JamaicanMeCrazi @RellyRell4U @JaykashiHatake @_jacyare Please watch that video. I understand the frustration but Omar represents a fairly small district in Minnesota and she’s part of a 435-person House of Representatives. Her role is very limited by design.
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@PennaAustin @heyysuss @agavedelacalle You keep saying “I’m done” and you keep replying. I see we reached the part where you point out the different types of white you are, as you continue with the mental gymnastics to fit into the oppression. It’s like clockwork bro. Just stop it. Quit being a snowflake
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There’s absolutely no reason for a Bad Boys 4 and I will be at theatre on opening night laughing my high ass off
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@AnonymousQ1776 So she’s....awesome? Likable?
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Me after putting my debit card on Apple Pay
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Is it gay for a man to use Apple Pay ?
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The “do your own research” group never actually does research past watching a YouTube video or listening to a podcast
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The greatest tweet I’ve ever twote
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@CeeHawk It’s almost as if he’s trying to make as much money as he can from the thing he’s trained his whole life to do...
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@GreggC_CC @VAWLtron @BaseballGabb I watched that opening ceremony from open to close at no point did I notice anyone getting “mocked”. It’s a genuine question of curiosity? Who got mocked? And when?
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Are you giving up racism for lent?
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What the NFL is giving up for lent
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Nature is healing
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Bum ass was cool with immigrant families being torn apart and Muslim bans and racism and sexism but the Vape thing was the last straw. You’ll be ok dude, buy a bong and smoke weed like an adult
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@realDonaldTrump This is a picture of me on your Inauguration Day. Your announcement that you might ban flavors of eliquid and your refusal to limit the #FakeNews from the FDA and the CDC on vaping has me seriously considering to #DumpTrump2020 . I vape and I vote!
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@Patton6606Chuck @CatoJune Racism and hate is absolutely personal. “Stepping over it” or essentially ignoring it, as well as saying it’s not personal, is NOT the way to combat that
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@DoncicStan @johannr91 @wojespn Ask yourself why it bothers you that the fact that she is a woman is highlight. That’s the real mystery. #RepresentationMatters
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Mind your fucking business
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Today I witnessed men waiting for haircuts & a man giving “free haircuts” on pleasant valley & riverside. Haircuts = cosmetology = regulated in #Texas right? There’s something amiss here but I can’t put my finger on it. #atx @tdlrlicense is this ok? #homeless
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@Kenien @DcricketJimmy @zeeinthedee @_Zeets @gbuck Basically, Colin inspired her and she followed his lead. She knelt in solidarity with his cause. She didn’t hijack anything.
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What this Croatian defensive performance feels like
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@sahluwal “Where’s the Black guy?” “I thought you were gonna bring him”
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Greatest Texan ever
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@PrinceHAK33M He got Music-CTE from all the drugs
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Leo Messi when he turned down £1.5 Billion from Al Hilal:
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Still Knigga.
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I AINT TRYNA HEAR BOUT NO ISLAM.
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@BullpenRob @copcrisis Nobody would want you as anything
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Can you walk into a store and buy a bomb?
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mass shootings isn’t the only way to commit mass murder, I wanna know what y’all would say if that mf ain’t even walk in there just threw bombs threw the windows
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Shut the fuck up. That’s just fair and square trash talk. Nothing classless about it
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What a classless move by Angel Reese. Doing WAY too much to taunt Clark.
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Austin FC was LAST in the MLS last year. This year, we’re going to the playoffs. I am crying real tears. Honestly don’t even care what happens next…What a season 🔥🔥🔥🌳🌳🌳🌳 #listo #verde @austinfc @WeAreAustinTV
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I think there should eventually be a 300 ft tall statue in front of @Q2Stadium honoring this @AustinFC legend.
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@fogel35 @kustoo @ESPNBrick Nobody is getting swindled here
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@ImamBiden if that’s my sister, that baby is my nephew/niece. That’s family. Watching newborn family while my sibling is having a quick bath is light work.
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