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Have yall noticed Amazon prime claiming next day delivery only to change it to three day after you’ve paid?
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Strippers been telling y’all the recession is coming baby. We are feeling it in the clubs everywhere. You know it’s bad if girls from Miami are coming to New York to work.
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I’m tired of screaming at yall to stop posting your kids on here but watch this.
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“Girl” is also gender neutral.
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My literal first night working at this skrip club Taye Diggs tipped me to just sit with him so no other girls would go up to him and he just talked to me about how great his girlfriend is and how much he loves her the entire time. 🥹
What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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This the second girl I seen tweet this. Babies I’m begging y’all to stay out of the strip club. Go to cirque di soleil, go to Atlanta, go see a broadway show idc. We are there to work for money, to make men lose their minds, not woos and yasss and critiques by someone that will
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IBS baddies & lactose intolerant biddies: do you have a second to talk about my lord & savior peppermint oil pills? I heard about them & got them at cvs the other day. Took them as instructed on the bottle. When I tell you I had a whole cookout milkshake with ZERO problems…
pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions
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Like I feel like they take advantage of the trust bc I don’t get my packages and then I gaslight myself into maybe it wasn’t next day. But this time I am sure
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Creeps are every day regular people. Chances are there probably are some in your family as well. I’ve found out so many horrific things I wouldn’t wish on anyone about people I admired. I expect less from strangers. So why would you post your kids on these apps?!
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I’m told it’s even been rough in HOUSTON. like ??!?!?! If Miami and Houston strippers are saying it, it shakes me up.
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Let’s not forget that a LOT of the girlies wearing these outfits and pleasers also have the audacity to shame SW’s 😭
exhibit a: these lace jumpsuits used to be sold at adult bookstores to strippers as a “cover up” over your g-string while not on stage. u could buy them in a pack of 2 for $19. it was never meant to stay on your body longer than 10 mins.
today, this is a birthday outfit. 😵💫
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They opened a Golden Corral in the Bronx and are running a nice social media campaign 😭😭😭 I wanna go now
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If a stripper is being boring you’re not showing enough money 😁 end of story 😄
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Hello! They know EXACTLY what to do and how to behave. They know who to target and how to seem charismatic in front of adults.
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& idk. It’s like a weird fetish for girls to go in a strip club, act like they’re better than the strippers then hop online talking about “boring do a flip”….This isn’t a circus but I def see a clown 🤡 hope this false sense of superiority makes their miserable little lives a
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@_Boomiie
She’s pretty racist and even if she wasn’t, black trans people exist. Stay off twitter.
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Sending my industry babes love. Muted bc the notifications are augmenting the feeling of impending doom 😅
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“Why was he there then” It was an event. Bia performed that night. He was filming here and got invited. His buddy had a good time.
He did the right thing and tipped WELL and had good conversation, more than I can say for most of you losers that go “for a drink” aka time wasters
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Been pondering this moment all day. I was so intimidated and nervous that night bc it was my first time working in a Manhattan club. He was like an angel sent from heaven to tell me it’s ok I belong there. He was the first customer I approached & he made my night.
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I just made a family group chat on what’s app added all the cousins uncles and aunties and outed all the predators and called everyone cowards. Happy woman’s day! 💐💕🤭
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If you’re a girl and you want to have a good time at the strip club for free, find a guy that likes to spend and go with him and help the girls make money. They’ll show you the best time of your life. It’s simple math you absolute dumbos.
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This is not up for debate.
In your opinion, who has the best national anthem performance
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This is why I never say I’m an “entertainer”. Annoying ass hoes 😂
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@BlackTzedek
Once again:
@vixen5arbie
@mauvesbot
Your analysis is spot on, especially the threat of violence as the source of respect. I also want to drop this quote for both of y’all to enjoy!
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@1ittlep1ittle
I knew I wasn’t crazy! Smh I’m on chat with customer service now lol it’s happened one too many times
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@khlomoney446613
@1hunnitdash1
😭😭 I just don’t want your good moments to get messed up by people online little butt
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I am once again begging for men to be banned from Instacart shopping why would I order 10 BAGS of bananas 😭😭😭 WHY DIDNT HE ASK ME 😭😂
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@pierrefleury_
They don’t love natural anything lmao they really meant they love a soft glam moment 🤣
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@BienSur_JeTaime
That part. SMH it’s disgusting and I’m sure they have a few victims running around as well. Birds of a feather.
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Well this is awkward
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I was talking about this with a dear guy friend the other day. It’s why so many men get stumped after completely messing up relationships. All they know to fix things is throw gifts and “provide” instead of actual emotional repair. He paid the bills that’s nice. What good are
Men think being financially stable is the only thing that qualifies them as valuable and I hate them for them.
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Muting bc the notifications are stressing me out but never stop sharing this!
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Marta fact you don’t even have to find a guy before going. Go in a packed night, flirt your way into a section like you would at a regular club, drink and throw someone else’s money and have a good time. Oh but that would take being charming and girls that make comments like OP
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SW’s are *particularly* vulnerable to this. Men love to pursue us, fully knowing what we do. Then when a relationship is established indirect & direct shaming tactics are used, taking advantage of our societal isolation implying they’re the only ones that will ever “accept” us
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And look! There was a girl that knew how to act and didn’t spend any of her own money. Love that girl. Be like that girl. Not like OP. The end 💕🥰💕
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Ngl I used to think like this until I got older and realized comfort is worth paying for and disabilities exist so I never called anyone lazy ever again
y’all be so mf lazy.. buying takeout that looks like this is mind blowing to me, i can literally make this at home and even better
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My mom lives with me. Also y’all know this is a very American topic. So much pressure to struggle alone or to leave your elders to struggle alone lol ew
How do y’all feel about these 30+ people that live at home with their parents? Just asking y’all opinion this should be fun ☺️
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Another day of SW’s living in weird girlies’ minds rent free
I’ll go work a 9-5 until my feet and hands bleed before I ever think to sell pu$$y…like that was really your only option?
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Obvi respect people’s pronouns. This is about when it comes out naturally when you’re spilling tea- not about purposefully misgendering people.
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@camiicampb
😭😭😭 exactly. And they always think they can be extra touchy just bc they’re girls. I’m not bruising all on my thighs on the pole or getting groped for some girl to put a dollar in my butthole I’m sorry
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“That’s going to be ten kisses” I’m gonna die of cuteness overdose
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GOOD MORNING! Guess who just got a two year restraining order against her bd and full custody of her child? MEEEE!
Good morning!! I usually don’t do this but this is the last straw for me and I know I still have a lot of Rva ppl that know me and my bd and think he’s a great guy. He’s bullying my son online and threatened to violently attack him for dressing the way he does.
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This tweet is showing which cis-het men are comfortable with their masculinity, and which ones are not 🤭
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Marital rape is the timing you’re on?
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“My n-word x2” followed by “I’m very much not black I’m Colombian”
I can’t stand my own people this shit is embarrassing CONSTANTLY my GOD 🤮
The Woman Who Alleged Caused The Beef Between Drake And Future Has Now Broken Her Silence & speaks out.
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Realizing someone does not care about you is such an unexplainable feeling lol
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Why y’all so offended with being the safe choice don’t y’all cry about women picking drug dealers/ scammers/ rappers on here all the time ?
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@andresvalle__
@SayItLikeJay
And she felt it so she saw herself out like an adult. Maybe you also be an adult and focus on the person you like?
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Idk why the owl is acting brand new when it got a bbl too
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And my gut is SUPER sensitive. Even anxiety makes my tummy upset so this was a natural, homeopathic lifesaver fr ❤️
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It’s lil Kim not his first bm relax
Women: Would you be ok with your boyfriend/husband wearing this shirt? Seeing some mixed reviews this morning….
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@ReturnOfMrYeah
@TheUxbabe
@rosshhhiiiii
@smoke_nd_pearlz
I literally graduated from VCU school of the arts and my friend graduated with a bio degree another with an urban design degree and they were all diff ceremonies, all VCU but go off I guess
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I love cardi with my entire heart but I hate when Latinos get up in arms about being called “Mexican”… there’s nothing wrong with being Mexican and these adverse reactions simply add to the xenophobia.
Same reason why you felt comfortable calling me a Mexican when I’m Dominican and I asked you why you feel comfortable calling me a Mexican when ice and jharell Jerome Zoe Saldana are Dominicans and you don’t do that to them. You do it to me because you know that’s what people use
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Is it me or is she not acting like a complete condescending bitch now? Hmmm. I wonder what the difference here is. I can’t qwhite put my finger on it.
Scarlett Johansson interviewed by Bobbi Althoff. Full interview coming soon!
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My cousin that I haven’t spoken to in years called me and told me she stopped talking to the family because ONE OF THE MEN I MENTIONED MOLESTED HER AND THE OTHERS PROTECTED HIM. She said she thought she didn’t have space in the family and she’s so happy to have someone else name
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@ReturnOfMrYeah
@TheUxbabe
@rosshhhiiiii
@smoke_nd_pearlz
Probably. That’s how my university did it. Imagine a big university having one ceremony for all graduates? Nobody has time for that
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“He’s a bad friend” was my favorite thing to say lmfaoaoaoaooao “continue having a bad day” 😭
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@MoneyMadi
I truly respect the girls that have stuck it out with OF bc that’s a level of work ethic and patience I do NOT have lol
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Y’all never met Arabs and Dominicans?
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Me after 4 hours in the champagne room with the finance guy that doesn’t want to go home to his family
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@stephaniefaiyaz
@HelloTiffi_
She should do a flip while waxing. Regular waxing is borinhggg she needs to work for the tip really truly earn it 😭
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And don’t get me started on the performative therapy that comes with this lmao it’s an epidemic. I’ll never discourage anyone from therapy but you can definitely tell when someone’s just doing it as something to check off like idk sentenced community service or something 😂
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Notice how she was able to explain her thoughts without an inkling of slut shaming or weirdness or putting herself or her thoughts above anyone else’s.
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@femcelgirlfren
@ICameBack5
Well goddamn I was with you on the OP but now you’ve made it weird and icky 😂 I hope you heal from whatever this was
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It’s only right to bring this moment back
🐉 RIP Akira Toriyama 🐉🙏
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@_walkinginspace
AMEN good floor work is so sensual and less physically taxing. I love doing a little floor work and scanning the room for who’s watching me to make eye contact from the stage. Even if they don’t tip on stage I’m approaching after the set and usually bingo a little dance in my
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I am so happy to have seen this quote bc if you’ve followed me long enough you know I’ve been screaming “MARRY YOUR FAVORITE HOE” and describing this exact thing! I didn’t know it had a name. But I am so excited to learn more and gain more language around it.
Madonna wh*r* complex. Such men cannot love who they desire and can’t desire who they love.
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We know. When we get sexually assaulted, beat up, and murdered by people like you who don’t look at us as human guess what happens? Nothing. The police are historically known to tag the crimes NHI- No Humans Involved. Because we aren’t human in anyone’s eyes.
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She just went back in the group chat and NAMED HIM. I AM SO PROUD OF HER!!!
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My mom: “Look at this Nelson Mandela dress”
it was a Maison Margiela dress
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Everyone’s jumping on her I wonder why I’m sure it has nothing to do with her being a woman it’s def bc ppl are *totally concerned* for her health…. *big pun and biggie smalls and old Rick Ross enter the room*
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I made it sound like a beautiful love letter to the family heritage at the beginning lmfajakoaoaoao I love me
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@d0wnassbxtch_
@NigerianAmazon
@desdollas
@Puff_Iya
It also depends on the developer / strength of the bleach used and the amount of time left on hair and absolutely on the skill and application of the stylist. This lady knows what she’s doing 😭❤️
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Y’all act like if you date a bi man he’s gonna wanna suck every dick he sees right in front of you and wanna go to urban outfitters every single day
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