tash✨🍸
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i’m what you get when you really put everything on a bagel. also a senior product designer. views are mine. she/her
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after a couple weeks of working out, meal prepping, staying on top of/ahead of my work projects, being present for my friends and family, honoring my self-routines and keeping a clean apt...
this shit is not sustainable at all. lmao
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wishing the inmates success in their endeavors!
Chris Watts, who murdered wife and smothered his little girls as they begged for mercy, lives in fear of fellow inmates: ‘They want to kill him’
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pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions
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y’all weren’t accelerated readers??? bc baby i was tearing THROUGH books for those silly little kid benefits 😭
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the “what i got”
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“i dont have friends, but if i did i wouldn’t wanna go on a trip with them” well sister the case is closed! bring in the dancing lobsters
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pretty sure it’s this one. lmao and i stand by it, ten toes down
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lol i don’t really understand why complaining gets so much smoke?
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that being said, i still love how i feel when i *can* do it all.
and enjoy even *striving* to do it all.
but a nigga be TIREDT.
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there are girls with master's degrees that can hit splits on dicks. I don't see your point.
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“Nordstroms”
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it took me 3 yrs to reach my goal. lots of quitting and backsliding and untangling/fixing the unhealthy relationship i had with my body.
but i did it, and i’m proud. july ‘17 vs august 2020 🖤
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if you don’t support student loan debt forgiveness you are a hater, im afraid :/
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cristina yang was a SURGEON. and i loved that no matter what, she stood ten toes down on her ambitions and her career.
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bun b said, “go read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch” and it is clear niggas was NOT feeling that
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i don’t pretend to know what my higher purpose is. literally none of my business.
but i know one thing for certain and two for sure: i was put on this planet to consume amazing food and drinks, and look beautiful.
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I’ve lived in this for basically the last week. thank you,
@DemetriusHarmon
for the most comfortable, affirmation-y hoodie I own 💛
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malicious compliance >>
Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.
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read some books, take some quizzes, and get a pizza party in your honor? say less!!
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they were cutting a rug fr
When you meet a person who's energy matches with yours.
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trying real real hard to face this with a sense of poise and rationality
Panic! at the Disco have announced they're breaking up after 19 years as a band.
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i would like a lil breaky break from thoughts AND feelings. i want god to just…turn the sentience knob down to “barely” for a while
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“businesses worldwide have been hit by the largest IT outage in history”
but somehow not MY business
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doctor: okay put your chin here and don’t blink, it’s just a little puff of air
me: okay 😊
machine: *blows air*
me:
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lol complaining is the path to solutioning tbh. bc what is a complaint if not an expression of a problem
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she’s a group home counselor. she hasn’t had access to meds she needs, and might not be able to handle being approached directly.
this article has her family quoted saying to call them or the cops if seen, but 🥴 pls use the number on the flyer
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made the thiccest, fluffiest blueberry pancakes + blueberry compote bc why tf not
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"MLK didn't die for this!" fuck no he didn't die. he was murdered. and not *for* this, but definitely *because* of it. "it" being racism.
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I think a flute battle between lizzo and andre 3000 is the content we deserve
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me sitting down to watch the same svu marathon for the 2929292828th time
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for nyc folks that have been discouraged by long lines at places like citymd, pls consider mobile testing locations (aka the ones outside on the sidewalk).
i was originally sketched out, but i registered and got tested in 15min, and got my pcr results in under 48hrs
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nah, much more unhinged and hilarious in-person
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“i have to say ‘no’ when i’m at enough, not when i’m depleted”
a word.
I aim to have the emotional intelligence of Tracee Ellis Ross ✨
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i don’t want there to ever be a moment where there’s not a vase of fresh flowers in my apartment
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i think we’d all be much better off if we wined and dined our friends MORE.
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oil-cleansed for the first time today. probably overdid it (zoned out for 10 min singing and carrying on) but OMG.
literally had dead skin and oil plugs in my hands at the end and my face feels *so much* better. shoutout to
@LaBeautyologist
’s advice!
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things finally fell all the way apart for me recently, and i was shocked at how relieved i felt.
i spent some time just chilling at rock bottom, too. it’s kinda freeing to know there’s nothing left to shatter or break. you just…are.
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“whatever bug is going around”
IT IS COVID U DO NOT HAVE TO LIE TO US OR URSELF
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learned (the hard way) that if i don’t wanna do something, go somewhere, be around ppl with my WHOLE heart? i simply don’t need to.
and shan’t. lol
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women don't owe you:
a smile
a hello
a phone number
a glance
a wave
a breath
a explanation
I've had to unlearn ALL of these things
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DAENERYS STORMBORN BLEW A TWO DRAGON LEAD TWO WEEKS IN A ROW BENCH THIS BITCH
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@Lexual__
told him he was hitting my cervix and it hurt. he told ME "that's where your g-spot it, baby girl."
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i have absolutely zero (0) desire to return to working in an office full-time. i also don’t want to be restricted to ONLY working from my actual home.
i really just wanna go back to coffee shops/cafes/museums. pop into the office when necessary. dassit. lol
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“offering” something doesn’t spontaneously create desire, nor does it entitle the offering party to literally anything
Women only want what they want from who they want it from because they will definitely look past the person trying to give it to em
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claiming 2022 as a more luxurious and disciplined year for myself
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the way miranda priestly mutters “why is nobody ready” at the beginning of the cerulean monologue scene is one of the most perfect line deliveries ever to me.
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it’s been a hellish three weeks, but I’m finally recovering from covid-19. it’s so much worse than you think it is.
pls stay the fuck inside 💛
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this the least merry christmas i think i’ve ever had. i feel so disconnected from all the holiday things that usually bring me joy 🫤
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the dress™️ and the boots™️ made their debut over the weekend 🖤🩶
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watching issa and molly’s friendship crash is very cringey bc whew.
friendship deaths hurt a LOT.
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the girlfriend is wrong. she went out of her way to be wrong.
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thank y’all, love y’all 🫶🏾
for those asking, the brand is
@officialHanifa
, roxi knit tube maxi
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this is giving me a ‘the devil wears prada’ prequel all about how miranda priestly became THAT bitch
Happy 70th birthday to Meryl Streep, who has spent 40 years exceeding the hype and reminding you with polite smiles and subtle glances that she is untouchable.
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like in THIS criminal justice system????
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when you sleep through the original “you up” text and throw a hail mary “you still up?” back hours later and see the grey dots
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getting sleepy on the couch hits different, idk how to really explain it
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simplifying my skincare and letting my brows grow in is finally paying off. very much in love with my bare face these days 🥹
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who tf keeps asking this man things and why tf do he keep answering!
Bill Clinton: Monica Lewinsky affair was to 'manage my anxieties'
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i need to start a thread of all the pretty dresses i impulse buy (for my own vanity tbh) but a new lil treat has been ordered!
i’m SUCH a
@officialHanifa
girlie 🥹😭
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i still cannot believe that lady did that in a restaurant. at brunch. in front of niggas salads.
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if you’d told me 11 yrs ago, sick with swine flu, that I’d live, and then get got a second time with another virus...and live again...
...I’d have said nothing because wtf. lmao
but I’m here. happy birthday to me 🎂
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just us against the world
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did my night routine with a damp face throughout and the d i f f e r e n c e. everything just felt *better*.
so glad that tweet from
@caveofbeauty
floated down my TL earlier.
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considerED? babe let’s circle back STAT
Lil’ Kim reveals she considered doing a coffee table book of her most iconic looks and moments.
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there’s a light at the end of this tunnel but idk if it’s the sun or a train.
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