Mike Falzone
@MikeFalzone
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Comedian. Photographer. EP/Creator of the Surrounded crowdwork show. JFL, Moontower, Netflix is a Joke Fest. Adult Swim.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2008
Most people who hate crowdwork are terrible at it. Do it. Dont do it. No one cares. Talk about something else. Be entertaining and worry about yourself.
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Connecticut is the tiny woman driving a huge SUV capital of the world
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Just want to get ahead of this before the media gets ahold of the story: I accidentally burped in a server’s face at @thestandnyc. We were both coming around the corner at the same time. I take full responsibility.
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TikTok got “saved” by the “grab’em by the puddy” guy but my video gets taken down because I said “shit”?
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I honestly thought there weren’t going to be any more fires now that Trump is president now I feel like a big, dumb, asshole idiot
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Mark Zuckerberg jizzed toxic masculinity into the air and now I can’t breathe
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Stop making little kids famous. You’re gonna mess em all up.
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