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"The most reliable way to predict the future is to create it."
- Abraham Lincoln
Project snooker phase 1 ✅
Project snooker phase 2 ⏱️
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"Nasi stocko... John vuli gate"
That song is so ratchet my goodness 🔥🔥🔥
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@JSharp1800
@FloraEGill
Why is everyone mad at this guy. This is clearly a joke, like the next email from the manager. Why aren't people getting it?
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@YaaAsantewaaBa
I think that was the suggestion. Please don’t stab me. Stab the rest of them. Just not me, and Not Today!
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“Cheryl Zondi should have waited, blah blah”...
it’s 16 days of activism against gender based violence and the sexual predators aren’t taking that 16 day window to take a holiday from abusing women. Why must she wait?
#CherylZondi
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Asewume kancane. Emaswati asebhizi lapha organizing an event ku earths crust or something similar.
Try again tomorrow.
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@SkySportsPL
Manchester is literally owned by Saudis. SAUDIS. The ones bombing Yemen? Or that doesn't count?
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@RafsTouche
@PaulTheTrashcan
@dpressingtruths
Then stop pretending like it started with Trump. It's an American war machine. America is the problem, not Trump!
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@IdlyMusing
@business
The aim by Saudi and Russia is to force bankruptcies in the oil industries outside their countries due to low oil prices not covering overhead costs. Once that happens, oil prices will increase, US will have reserves that they want to buy now
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@Ramosenyehi1
@CeboFortunate
Accountant isn’t CA. Nobody is going to go through the hells of articles and still go through hell of polygamy, I can promise you that. Or anyone put up med school and residency and be in a marriage with 5 others? No way
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@IgrixAskme
@goal
So because previously America was bombing poor nations with zero nuclear power plants and 20 million people, it didn't matter? Full scale war starts at nations of 45 million people?
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Imagine calling a Chartered Accountant an "accountant".
A whole CA(SA)... no man. The Chartered isn't for decoration there bro.
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Passed this on my way to work… it was a car accident. Think that soldier at the back was just unlucky to be flung out the back of the bakkie
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I no longer go to the bank, the bank comes to me 💀
What small thing did you do (probably buy) that made you realise that you'd most likely moved up a LSM level?
Small.
Not like buying a house or a car.
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@lasmith___
I wholeheartedly believe this should be a book. A thread will not do justice to the drama
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@JonKel889
@libertate10
@disclosetv
Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars
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But the liquor drinking license is literally your ID, kani how do you people choose your MPs???
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Eswatini Air?
I recommend. They’re doing well. Customer service is top notch.
Hope it is only improvement from there.
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@davenyamweya
@MumbiMwari
Your thinking is so primitive. You can’t murder something that isn’t alive. Like 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️. Next thing we’ll be murdering chickens coz we eat their eggs.
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@MsNdwandweFox
My goodness
A loan is a liability.
But a house is damn right an ASSET. Say it with me… A. House. Is. An. Asset.
A. Loan. Is. A. Liability.
Thanks. Now you can register as a CA.
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Wanted to ask this directly, but ngibone batjela lomunye kutsi takhe naye tiyeta, ngangenwa ngemanti emadvolweni.
Ngabe nguban lomjita😏😏
Aykapheleli lendzaba😒 li side lakhe litsini lona. Asekavele
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Forever and ever… everyday.
Which car makes you say "one day is one day"??🥺❤🥺
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Personally, the day I get married, if you ever come to me with any proposal (going out for drinks, business partnership, any little thing), my first response will be “I’ll have to ask my wife”.
And I am so resigned to that fate. I would rather be happy, than be “a man”. 😂
We were having a conversation with someone and she said, she has to ask her husband for permission, I was so shocked!!
PERMISSION???
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Being a dictator in 2021 kuyabita hey… you just lose your hair ngisho bakini bete imphandla 😭😭😭
Look at Museveni for example
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@LabourSD
The Central Bank is not a company you register in terms of the Companies Act. It is a statutory body, whose founding act is the Central Bank Order of 1974. So whatever is going on here, such a company should never have been registered in the first place.
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@ChelseaFC
We were beat today, but we'll come back stronger. Championship isn't a sprint, but a marathon
#KTBFFH
#CFC
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@Peteyyff
@harewol
@TaeFrmLBC
@jiggyjayy2
I admire your resolve. People always want to believe whatever they believe, yet you still gave the facts.
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I have never gone hungry to this day sis.
Make a better offer.
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These stories are magnificent 🔥🔥
Le Creuset is owned by South African, Paul Van Zuydam 🇿🇦
the iconic cookware brand will turn 100 years old in 2025 & is aiming to clear $1bn in annual sales 📈
its global expansion has been phenomenal - despite being founded & manufactured in Fresnoy-le-Grand (France), just 5%
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@windeeyohara
@HumansNoContext
Thanks mate. I was thinking of going on an airplane heist next week.
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@Zwe_Msk
😂there are three certainties in life.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. You asking about hourly rates
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Oh yes
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Living in the moment
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@Tiizlow
@tiredfeminist_
Aaaah yes. Because nobody had ever heard of the waterfall? Because the people already living there didn’t know it? And needed the British to come discover it for them. Big dog!
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Love it
I hope season 2 comes back even better and with stories from the other silos.
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Please remove that Severus Snape name. You bring shame to such a great wizard.
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@Possibly_Ivan
@chrishartZA
Raising interest rates in this economy doesn’t make sense… unless you’re trying to bankrupt everybody. There just isn’t enough money in the system. The inflation is not from consumer spending, so these interest rate hikes are odd at best.
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Part 1: lungisa umona!
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I want to do for others, what this other big boss did for me. Be their corporate sponsor. There are so many competent people out there, who only need the opportunity to show you what they’re capable of. All they need is the chance, a sponsor to vouch for them.
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@LaSukuta
Problem is that these decisions are not taken based on a feasibility study, but are an order from someone losuke adzakwe tinyamatane letingasiko takibo. “International Convention Centre” is another example of a poor investment decision.
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@benjaminlfc
@CFCFrags
@VintageDidier
That thing they did for Chelsea doesn't even qualify as a tweet.
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I remember the first few months, my boss was frustrated by my late coming... his solution to that was simple, come in later than me.
He started coming in at 10, just so he arrives after me.😂😂
#1YearAnnivesary
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@Qshabz11
Or straight up thievery😂
Imagine. The rich are getting richer, and the poor are neck deep in debt. High debt servicing costs, high cost of living. The average household is being squeezed from all angles.
On top of that, taxes are also headed in the wrong direction. It’s a mess
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I don’t think he even understands what he is saying. GDP this, GDP that… wamfundzelaphi lo GDP? Nasibhema nsangu nasi
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Today is an excellent day to celebrate a birthday.
“This was my perfect perfect wedding!!”
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@KazoliasG
@FinancialTimes
I'm pretty sure there are plenty of American women like this. American society just doesn't recognize them.
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I have had a happy and long relationship with my mother. I’m afraid this would be the end of it.
We would both reflect fondly on the memorable moments we’ve shared together over the years since birth.
39. What's your next step if your parents don’t like your partner?
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Linac, which operates OK Foods is 100% owned by Mr and Mrs Motsa. No illicit royalties, or relations
But hey, who cares about facts anymore
Shoprite is a corporate brand, run from Cape Town. 100% owned by Shoprite Group. You don’t get a franchise for Shoprite. Again, who cares?
I've been waiting all week for this story to come out. Now let's address the fact that 1 of the main reasons that people assumed Motsa is linked to the Royal family started solely because Starter, out of his own free will, attended the opening of the Ngwane Park OK.
A thread
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@c3122c3122
@ElizCab
@MiddleMindset
@korrinesky
Good givings then
African students must go fight
Ukrainian students must go to alternative universities
You go fight!
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@justsomeguy1020
@BCFinucane
And I am talking about children. Not terrorists. 5 years old children.
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Umjolo makes one so unproductive and inconsistent in career and other endeavors.
Would not recommend that thing. Jola after you’ve achieved what you wanted
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Nangabe kukhona lokukitata kancono, hamba kuye!
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🕯️🕯️🕯️
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You even had interest and penalties?? 😭😭😭
R4 million in actual taxes in 5 years? That is R800K in taxes per year.
You shouldn't have posted this 😭
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Sometimes silence speaks louder than words. Masechaba’s silence has sent a more powerful message than anything she could have put in words
#ArrestMampinthsa
#LockUpMampinstsha
#BabesWodumo
#TheDriveOnMetro
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CA(SA)
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1. Consolidate investments and debt
2. Add more streams of income
3. Hold more liquid assets for emergencies
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The massage sent to the Eswatini population is “Go fuck yourselves”
I hope the Eswatini population receives that like they’re always receiving Bushiri blessings.
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i hope that little boy in F1 is ok wherever he is.
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And go where? The whole world is up in smoke. Politicians everywhere are hell bent on ensuring that the next generation finds the whole thing a barren nothing.
You will own nothing and be happy, is their vision for the future.
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You guys really want us to clap for you for being such good beggars?
Everyday it is donation this, donation that. We never hear what the emaswati tax money actually does… just tax money from democratic countries working for Emaswati.
Government has today received a fully refurbished shelter for victims of human trafficking. The shelter, initially built by Government, has received a facelift worth about E580 000 from the U.S. Government & International Organisation for Migration (IOM).
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