Can you imagine if Yoda got horny? (Putting my hands on my head in a thumbs up so they look like Yoda ears) “Mmrm nice titties you have” lol what a little freak! Court Appointed Therapist: tell me about your mother Mmrmm go there let’s not

@ginzoagain The hawk tuah girl for sure has breathing problems

@errai Lovely

@basehead Objection your honour!

@rithsattendant Great bit 👏

@rare_cryptid me: no sir The jury: (gasping)

RT @doulbedoink: (24 year old version of danny from the shining wandering around) Yssup…. yssup..

@dasloppa Yes and she’s not the in the new one 👎

@gunkshake I’ll take Toilets for $350

@gunkshake I’ll take Toilets for $300

@dasloppa I agree. I just don’t like thinking about the mom from Paddington in that way

@_glassduster

@gunkshake

@_glassduster Scammer text ass reply

Watching them fuck up my order at Subway

@dasloppa (remembering Sally Hawkins doing it with the fish man) actually he’s right

@dasloppa People just say shit

RT @WraithLaFrentz: [getting tour of government weather control lab] Me: it’s all just various groundhogs with various powers? Agent: unf…