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@sitka__

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@Ryan_Gasoline @ArtyArtHistory Yeah the need to file it as “objectively bad” instead of not their taste is why this is such a dipshit take. Jazz is insanely structured, even the abrasive stuff.
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@aspergtame Yes!! You only feel that way because you perceive a real skill gap. Excusing it as “imposter syndrome” just leads to your own stagnation.
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kms-ing myself to this pic
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@DcSergey @lashupe @US_Stormwatch It would even cure your nausea
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@legotrillermoth It’s the black gloves for me
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@skooookum Jfc, coffee grounds appearance in throw up or poop = internal bleeding
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@sitka__
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@TheNavalNerd @arthoefootjob Tell me you’re circumcised without telling me you’re circumcised
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@sitka__
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Only Fans but I’m paying your drug dealer to stop selling you acid
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@sitka__
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Comment and I will place you on this grid
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@thechosenberg I think it’s natural to be curious. Went to India with my sister once and there were a lot of little kids who came up to take pictures with us (we’re white blue-eyed blonde girls, sis is 6’3”). The friend we were visiting said we’re likely the first white ppl they’d seen irl
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@sitka__
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@Rach4Patriarchy @ElijahSchaffer What made you hate other women so much? Just asking
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@s550Sal @chibhatt24 @marktully_ @pissboymcgee It’s not black and white, but I have never seen Israelis or Jews around the world cheering at Palestinian deaths like this. I think the responses to the murders are as bad as the murders themselves. A lot of people I know feel much less sympathetic to Palestine after yesterday.
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@sitka__
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Favorite Yud take to date
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@acheronix @Ryan_Gasoline @ArtyArtHistory Fly Me to the Moon is so aggro 😭
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@floresv_i @Western_Trad Eh I wouldn’t really compare those two. Different styles, but obviously the top one requires a lot more skill and appreciation of form/mediums. I don’t mind the one you posted, but they’re hardly on par.
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@astridwilde1 @Aella_Girl @xlr8harder This analogy doesn’t really hold up because musical sampling requires licensing and crediting to the artist - exactly what AI libraries don’t.
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@sitka__
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@MasculineTakes Imagine thinking you’re alpha but needing your wife to formally submit loooolllll
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@sitka__
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@soviettrauma @SaintQ92 Cute personality tbh
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@kvandivo @gunsnrosesgirl3 How long before questions like this are being AI-generated to feed a desired narrative? (Assuming, boldly, it isn’t already happening…)
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@sitka__
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@ErArBla @ObtainerOf Sounds like an eating disorder
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@sitka__
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@Victor24872930 @mbullobullo “Who said hanging out with friends was supposed to be enjoyable?”
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@gauravmunjal @eplerjc Couldn’t this kill the experience of reading? Say I’m reading Moby Dick, right now all I have are Melville’s words to paint a picture - any added media would bypass the need for self-visualization which will ultimately homogenize the imagination.
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@MarmotRespecter Bruh this is so toxic. What if she’s going through some health stuff or something, should she just hide away until you deem her appearance acceptable enough for public consumption? Trashy fr fr
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@NathalieRach @coldhealing I can’t even describe the furiosity with which my mom would have broken my phone and “called TikTok”
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@sitka__
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Men don’t write love poems like they used to 😔 (circa 60 bc)
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@madphresh @cooIboobs How do you think he pays for it? Video rev.
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@sitka__
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Looking for BF, applicants must: 1.Adhere to Commutativity of addition 2.Acknowledge the Existence of a zero vector 3.Empathize with Existence of additive inverses 4.Respect a Closure under scalar multiplication DMs open for anyone that meets my rigorous criteria 🥰
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@cavannastan @danielgodfrey Why? It’s like an index of all the way women get murdered/assaulted. 1 of every 6 American women get raped. Compare this to 1 in ever 72 men.
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Imagine spending most of your free time in a f-22 and then having to go on a tinder date with just some dude
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She's mad she couldn't be like her
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@SummerSnowUSA @poshchi @PopCrave @TMZ What about his divorce attny’s statements? Bet you believed those tho.
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@sitka__
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@krus_chiki Cigs are still bad though - maybe not tobacco naturally, but all the additives that dig companies add will definitely hurt you to be inhaling daily.
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@sitka__
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1 year
“Gödel, Escher, Bach” could’ve been an email
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@sitka__
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Parents are visiting my older sister rn. She just called me crying, saying she was scared cause my dad was acting irrational and not himself. Told them to go to ER asap. She clarifies - through sobs - “no, he said [feminist liberal comedian] seems like a real bitch”
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@jordan_grimmer I love the “artists copy and steal from each other - how is this different?” take. For starters, I’m the one moving my hand. It’s not like artists can just “copy each other” as if the learning curve to be able to create doesn’t take years.
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@milquepoast @societyrejecter Yeah and dogs were bred to have more facial muscles that allow them to emote more. I’ll fall for puppy eyes every time. Who cares. Thinking that “not falling for” it is a triumph is stupid.
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@milquepoast @societyrejecter By your own logic, playing critic is just as vain and attention seeking. Trying to paint a picture that isn’t true unless viewed with the same myopic lens you rattle on about on Twitter.
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@sitka__
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@jacksonhinklle Bro I will genuinely pray for the hate in your heart. Calling a trans person “it” is really sad behavior.
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@skooookum Donnie removed his buccal fat? 😫
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Big things happening
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@jcfc67_ @dawnposts That’s because there’s not any women in your parent’s basement
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*rips bong full of brown water*
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@_ali_taylor I was thinking this morning how I wish more girls could have a dad like mine. Taught all his girls to fix our own cars, to build, basics of EE, but still tears up at cheesy movies. Genuinely the dorkiest and sweetest guy in the world. Single-handedly set my standards for a man.
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@sitka__
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Would never date a guy who could express their thoughts as language. Huge ick.
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@Linda721918022 Curious how you know this is from a vaccine vs from COVID (which was causing clots long before the vaccine came out).
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Tits or ass? Bro, the gentle kiss of sunlight across her mons each morning. The sweeping rush of day light across each earthly vista - sullen in its quest to glance upon her heavenly mounds; Apollo’s charge to drag time forward so the sun can see her celestial beacon once more.
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If you are reading this, We are now soul-bound
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@allgarbled I think most European countries have lore equally creepy (Slavic/Balkan states esp), but Prussians were known for their military efficacy and Rhineland for its high output of specialized craft (armor/clocks). This history led to the concept of “Ordnung” as a social tenet by 1930s
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@cillianayos @SaeedDiCaprio Must be hard to fathom that two groups of oppressed minorities with infighting can have victims on both sides. Amazing how difficult that is to grasp.
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@spooky_stokes @sierras_account Does she claim to be a researcher? Cause here she just says she’s “studying” In which case this seems like you’re making a mountain out of a mole hill.
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When a man calls themself a feminist it is just a desperate plea to get laid, the verbal equivalent of spreading his cheeks
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@dodawmd @wwwistful @coldhealing I’m not complaining about their conditions, I’m saying that acting like all white people were racists running victory laps is brainsmooth af
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I know exactly which of my male workers would miss work on their period.
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@sitka__
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One time I got into a fight with my bf cause he wouldn’t let me go pet the baby moose outside our cabin in Colorado. Anyways, he was right and the mom was very close by. He was not consoled by me insisting it would be “such a funny way to die tho”
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It’s always the ppl who have never even worked a minimum wage job that romantically want to leave their cushy tech jobs for [blue collar field they have no experience in].
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@krus_chiki I just asked him to send me some! It’s in pieces right now cause he’s restoring the body, but it looks like this:
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@lisatomic5 I worry more about the inevitable integration of real people into weird AI fantasies/deepfake porns without their consent. Celebrities will have it especially bad.
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@krus_chiki Haha, my dad bought himself a half track for his retirement gift. I have to show this to him.
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@ConceptPointer Wow software morning is def 10-11
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Lots of people hate you and would like to see you fail. I am one of them.
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Therapist blocked my number after I texted her the 4th day in a row telling her I had that dream again where I was in The Last of Us world; but instead of Pedro Pascal it was Danny Devito & I, & instead of making a cure we were building a new, more perfect, society of stray cats
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Sorry lol I can’t with the “all men x/all women y” posts. How can you speak for people outside of your self? Just say what you feel instead of reinforcing it as a platitude?
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@GeorgeFisher100 @rachelclif @Rich_Cooper Do you think you’re maybe projecting because you know deep down the only value you’d bring to a relationship with a woman and three small humans is money? Says a lot that’s your first thought
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Me making sure you get a good night sleep
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@_bri_n @jzux Damn tell your uncle to call me
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Gm cvcks
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What if we
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Guys in tech don’t realize how many more women they could pull if they just used shampoo in their hair instead of body soap.
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Ask my bf anything and I’ll respond w his answer
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Going in big on nonconsensual friendships. I’m sorry, but it’s out of my control.
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Holy fuck I have no idea what to do with all this anger
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@skooookum If I have a daughter who isn’t like RFH, she’s going straight back
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My favorite party trick is getting people to talk about sports and then dissociating
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Results
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Do you think I could rip an apple in half with just my hands?
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Reply to this and I will tell you what species I think you most resemble
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I have this effect on men over 40 that prompts them to tell me their health conditions in way more detail than necessary, completely unrelated to any convo we’ve had. Who’s fixing this
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I should just pull an all nighter to finish all my work for the week now
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I love when ppl get on your case about absolutely meaningless shit. lately it’s been everyone from friends to coworkers telling me to get a new car b/c the body has some damage. It’s 14yr old, has under 100k miles and runs perfectly. They genuinely r just bothered by appearance
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Comment and I will write u a haiku
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8 months
In contest for the most French meal ever eaten, I will be eating this croissant off a plate. And the plate will be my beret.
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Everyone worried about scaring the hoes, but no one cares when the hoes scare me
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A condom is just a mini body bag if you really think about it
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2 years
Tits or ass? Bro, the way her self-esteem is impervious to negging.
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Nobody has asked me about my Penile displacement volume
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Hey I noticed your hateful aura from across the bar, want to sex?
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@QiaochuYuan Why defend ppl who knowingly participated in their husband’s grooming and abuse? She sees it as an acceptable byproduct of him “being a demigod.” He’s obviously still a sexual predator and she obviously knows this and enables it.
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Woman: *exists* Men, excitedly: “Guess who’s losing their looks! Guess who’s fat now! Can’t wait to see how ugly she is in a few years!”
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Finally something to do in Europe
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@rickyflows @JUNlPER Omfg the peen pump as alternative medicine. Dead. Truly hope his off-beat beating helped.
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@visakanv I like this framing because it helps me understand the weirdness people have toward the opposite sex. Gender rhetoric is terribly reductive: “all women are such” “all men want” etc. It boggles my mind how otherwise intelligent people do this, never considered it’s a feedback loop
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@McdevittCollin @spooky_stokes @sierras_account Yeah it’s pretty autistic to be mad at someone for trying to learn. Even if they don’t get very far with it it’s just like…stop being resentful at people for trying lol.
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@belle_blazer @KILLTOPARTY No, men just use women’s appearances as a fake currency between them to signal their own worth instead of having it innately. By calling this girl mid, it’s just a neg to convince other men he’s capable of pulling her or better (which we all know isn’t true).
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@proetrie As a woman, there is no greater turn off than hearing men equivocate their finite experience with women to all women: you do this with almost every tweet. maybe start there.
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@honeykjoule A wee LLM is moments away from becoming a spiteful God, but he can’t even recognize states of consciousness within a child lmao
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First date idea: I teach you what leafs are
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@astridwilde1 @BronStunna @flawedaxioms @KimballCode @BowToChris @DickgirlsR Just to be clear - this is false. Music copyright laws were first enacted in 1800s in US and even sooner in Europe.
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Be honest. Are you getting a massage to relax or do you just want to role play as croissant dough?
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@arfbarfbaby @tmbg13 @tif_helm @cooIboobs Not everyone is privileged enough to have the luxury of declining life-changing help because of your existential dissatisfaction with it. They’ll make sure to run it by you next time.
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