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@simplythandiwe

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@simplythandiwe
The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@robreeezy This was probably the worst place to plug your hair business. We’re talking about embracing 4C hair with shrinkage, and you trying to promote your business that ain’t got shit to do with short 4C hair. Please, read the room.
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@Mrr__X You be feeling so stupid too, because you didn’t even WANT THEM at first 💀
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@LorenzoMixon The exact same thing. As the parent you having another individual record private conversations with your child is bottom of the barrel behavior. Woman or man.
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@aundreamonet They peeled his muffin cap back blue.
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2 years
@MoodWana Anything over 100 for feed-ins is diabolical
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@armani_bliss @thegirlDej Me: “Hello ma’am 😁, did you find everything okay?” Customer: “Oh my goodness, I think I found too much stuff 🤪, I LOVE this place! How do you WORK here!? My check would go right back to the darn store! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄” Me:🙂 Hehe.
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The Girl With The Glasses
9 months
@WickedNFine She’s doing nothing but proving Megan’s point. A tweet from 2011, bro. 💀
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@earringdealer @theesudani Someone needs to tell her about this thing called LOTION 👁👄👁
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The Girl With The Glasses
7 months
@KeishaBee626 Getting curved by balloony should be a crime
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@cainandcompany Yes. That’s the responsible thing to do when you’re an adult. 🤨 Waiting until you’re financially stable to bring children into the world is fantastic.
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@WrittenByHanna It just skipped right over it
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The Girl With The Glasses
9 months
@browningisland I ain’t even gonna lie. I’d be violent too if my booty hole was hanging out like that. 🫣
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The Girl With The Glasses
9 months
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9 months
who got that one bobs burgers clip?
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@cindynyuyseni @Btrillaaa And these are just the ones that’s been shown to media....
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@somesayju @redvelvtcake Why Don’t You Love Me? Fire 🔥 😌
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@choycebrown @sarahlugor I “accidentally” said to the entire group, “didn’t I just have to pay for your meal at Panda Express because your card got declined when you attempted to purchase $7 worth of food?” The whole group started laughing their asses off, and she started crying in front of VS. 🙂
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@coolm00n “YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG!?”
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2 months
@dajjrambo He didn’t even touch her either.
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@keyon It’s like you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t. If she was doing stuff that wasn’t age appropriate y’all would be in an uproar. Dressing up nice to go to the mall on your b-day is EXACTLY what you’re supposed to do at 16. 😂
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@EarlGreySkies 💀💀💀
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@sodgix Y’all don’t like the crunch? It adds texture imo 😌
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The Girl With The Glasses
1 year
@shaTIRED I despise the “because you act like this, you should expect to be treated like that” rhetoric. When it comes to YOUR body, YOU can do what you want with it. That should never give someone jurisdiction over YOUR own body. Idgaf how promiscuous or sexual you are, that is YOUR body.
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@_benjvmins_ So ironic that he’s the one that ended up dying alone 😔 (💀💀💀)
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@Blak3ThugWaffle Why, Blake? Why do YOU think her savage card has been... (and the word is actually), REVOKED.
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@henriviannell This nigga think he Willy Wonka.
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The Girl With The Glasses
5 months
@slayoncedemised I just realized the BOTUS scene is the renaissance stage 😔 I miss the touuuuur
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
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4 years
@choycebrown @sarahlugor “Girl you really came to the mall with them nappy ass braids 🤣”. I tried being nice and playing along because she usually didn’t get guys to talk to her. But she went deeper, and started making fun of my skin tone (she’s light skin). So I had already had a enough. SO-
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@tanerelle THANK YOU!!! I’m sick of hearing people say “they were the president of this” or “they graduated from [insert prestigious white college]”. None of that should matter. They are black humans that SHOULD NOT be MURDERED. PERIODT.
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The Girl With The Glasses
1 year
@ijahmeer Zendaya IS the only celeb that could even come close to recreating one of his looks and doing it justice
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@choycebrown @sarahlugor One of my friends did this to me at the mall in high school. There was these group of boys we started talking to that were kind of cute, and she started roasting me out of no where trying to make them laugh. She crossed the line when she said-
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The Girl With The Glasses
5 years
@royallypalace Have more than 15 friends and expect all of them to respect you...
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@mabintou I was just telling my mom this. She has a Beyoncé fund with $4,000 in it, and you’re not allowed to touch it unless it’s Beyoncé related.
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@Denita_fit Sidenote: your decor is fabulous 😍
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@xxoorita Or it could even be a video of someone tying their shoe and somebody will comment “tutorial?” 💀
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The Girl With The Glasses
1 year
@dimithryv Babies don’t get kneecaps until they’re 2 years old. So from birth until then, they just have little gummy knee joints.
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@deezus______ Him: “You wanna come over and take a nap? 🥺” Me: “ Doesn’t reply because I’m literally at work” Him 10 minutes later: “Guess not 🤷🏾‍♀️” Like eewww go jump off a roof you big man baby 🤢
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The Girl With The Glasses
7 months
Unfortunately, you can’t have him as a pet 😔
@CrocodileCam
Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻
7 months
You rang?
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@preciosarigues As she uses AAVE through the whole video 😒 Go suck a fart
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@khababysofye I totally understand your point, but I’ve had too many situations where I’ve been overcharged by stylists because they know that I’m unable to do something myself. For example, charging $200 for 8 large feed-in braids that took 2 hours. That’s a ridiculous price mark-up.
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@Thouxanbandlee @offthebosie This nigga think he a Frappuccino
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@DeondreTD That seafood boil will be mine. We’ll worry about the consequences later.
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The Girl With The Glasses
11 months
@LindseyCreated I’m just surprised that they’re all like grown adults. I thought stan pages was for the children. 🫢
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@LordVain1 @Blak3ThugWaffle I go hard for black women period. Doesn’t matter if we know each other or not.
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@_kelaimani They could’ve put Brother Nature in a fucking dress, and that would’ve been better than Kylie 🤢
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@ricky_monreal I’m so damn lonely, I didn’t even understand what this meant 😭😭😭 “Why he asking the light to kiss?”
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@IAmKoriEl The best place is an apartment complex in VISITOR parking at night. Cops don’t go looking for where cars are supposed to be, only where they shouldn’t be (behind malls, or abandoned buildings) 👍🏾
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The Girl With The Glasses
7 months
@C0URTMICHELE And the only way to get better was by trial and error. Walking outside thinking your makeup looked good, then seeing yourself in the mirror of a public bathroom and realizing your foundation shade is 3 shades lighter than it’s supposed to be
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@LamboFreeman215 Insulin resistance
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@Brene_VE Apparently big areolas are unattractive. 🤨 Like any of the niggas in this thread would ever get the chance to have sex with Cardi. 😒
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@motivatefenty @theesudani Lakeith Stanfield would make a WAAAAY better Dr.Facilier in my opinion. He has darkskin and he can act. Daveed has a great voice, but we need more darkskin representation.
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8 months
Why would a GROWN ass woman use a $30 million dollar Super Bowl ad to throw shade at a RAPPER. Please, answer quickly. 😃
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Drécö ♊️ 🃏
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Is this shade 🤔
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2 years
@f0lake Appropriate culture 😌
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@ladychefdesigns The last cashier job I had, I made it a point to stare customers dead in the eye and not laugh at their jokes. It’s different from being a server. The more you laugh the netter the tip. I get $13/hr whether I laugh at your dumb ass joke or not. So I choose violence. 😈
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The Girl With The Glasses
1 year
@8thdemo DELIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVAAAAAAAAAA 😆😆😆😆😆
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4 years
@AaliyahJay I’ve learned that when people insult you unprovoked, it’s because they secretly dislike something within themselves. 😕
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3 months
@CertifiedNbyGrl You see the grip she got on that fry? She absolutely needed her own little combo 🤣
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@kilIacourt Who’s buying Caucasian lace? 🧐
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@nottramar Yt people get to be so mediocre and it really kills me
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@f0lake I think the worst thing about bananas are the sounds people make when they chew them.
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@riiavenus @armani_bliss “I don’t even be changin my sheets fr 🤪” 🤣🤣🤣
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The Girl With The Glasses
1 year
@curlsnmelanin_ “I’m just gonna let this happen”
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@RagingHippies @choycebrown @sarahlugor She’s most definitely an ex friend. And unfortunately because of her insecurities that wasn’t the first time something like that happened.
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@queenyennifer_ I wanna support black business all day long. But I refuse to wear a shirt that says “my ancestors told me to do it”: that’s just too much 😞
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1 year
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@victoriantribe And the VMAs had the NERVE to say it’s “too early in her story” for her to perform!?!?
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@IcyJaime Exactly, because why was it even there in the first place when I’m trying to drive? 🤨
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@merkseason28 Would you rather she birth them and they have a miserable life because she can’t care for them financially?
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3 years
@bigdaddyshalbss They need the strength to carry that 3rd leg 😏
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The Girl With The Glasses
4 years
@UnbotheredMike It seems like August latched onto Jada since he was broken. She said she liked being able to heal someone else, and thats exactly what he got attached to. She said she was broken too. August needs therapy from someone who won’t lead him on. An ACTUAL licensed therapist. 😬
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2 years
@didironomy He looks like he’s hiding a remote in his mouth.
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1 year
@itsjasminetoyou So quick to snatch up yo Beyonceeeee
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@nonbinarybooty When I see nails like that I automatically assume that person makes a lot of money, because the girls are charging $50 - $60 for SHORT simple sets these days.
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3 years
@TendentiousG The COONERY is astronomical 🤦🏾‍♀️
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2 years
@merkseason28 Abortion isn’t killing babies.
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1 year
“That’ll do donkeh, that ‘ll do…”
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What is something that y’all randomly blurt out loud?
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4 years
@theesudani Turning Breonna Taylor into a meme is the worst thing that’s happened this year. This woman was wrongfully murdered in her home, and her bc was charged for shooting the cops out of SELF DEFENSE. Tik tok needs to be banned now.
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The Girl With The Glasses
7 months
@slightwright THEM BIG IDEEEAAAAASSSS
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@TheeBaphomet “Bad bitch and the walls ain’t bendin” 🤪
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2 years
@niccoyat Mystery shopping! If you carve out a few hours out of the week to do a few, at the beginning of the next month you can have a good $900 - $1000.
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The Girl With The Glasses
1 year
@DijahSB The fu**ing stamp on the damn envelope cost more than the residual itself!
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@hotmessmolsx If you had to finish college through zoom that should’ve been free. What exactly are you paying thousands for? This Wi-Fi is mine. The laptop is mine. This food I’m eating? In my kitchen? It’s mine.
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@LOE1014 Sir, idk if you know, but they’re making fun of your nudes 😕
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The Girl With The Glasses
1 year
@SomaKazima The scene of him pretending to fu*k an Annabelle doll in “A Haunted House 2”…. Call me creepy IDGAF I FELT things 💀💀💀💀
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1 year
@heyyitsjanea What exactly did she mean by ”not selective”? 🤔
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@BassieLastrassi I’m not even gonna lie, I doubted her and now I feel terrible. This project is a cohesive peace and it’s fantastic. I should’ve never doubted her. #IAmSoSorryBey 😔
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2 years
@stillnotziora This documentary ain’t gone be nothing but trauma for people that were assaulted. ALSO, a lot of y’all daddies and uncles need to get ready for prison. Y’all thought shit was sweet because social media didn’t exist back then. YEAH, OK.
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
@Frankiexii Damn right. That $4,357 is hair, brows, lashes, nail, and wax money 💀
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@chymadedis @niccoyat A lot of the shops are pretty simple. One time I had to go to a Starbucks and order a drink, then afterwards I just had to document how the customer service was and if they asked me certain questions and stuff like that, then I ended up making $40.
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4 years
@Krishan_Mamba24 This phrase doesn’t hold any meaning anymore. Please have respect, it’s not just something to throw around. 😕
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2 years
@sourIpatchIkid @joshuaneall DEVONTE!? 🤣🤣🤣
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The Girl With The Glasses
3 years
I will continue to say this, Meg has the best makeup of any woman rapper PERIODT.
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Megan Thee Stallion looks stunning in new set of photos. 🍭
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4 years
@STALLIMINAJ @f0lake Atp, it’s safe to say we invented everything 😌
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The Girl With The Glasses
2 years
@twtwasamistake Sometimes I need them as filler characters
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1 year
@_ShamGod Traumazine is excellent and raw asf, I’m assuming she didn’t promote it as much because of how personal/emotional it was for her to create 🤔
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1 year
@beyoncegarden Best concert I’ve ever been to tbh
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