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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
3 months
a forever thing
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
7 years
y'all some dickheads if you stop being there for your friends just because they go back to their ex's. I don't care how many times my best friend takes her ex back, I'll never stop being there for her bc that's just what friends do.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
7 years
Meredith Grey finna whoop some ass 💀💀 why do I feel like I'm the only one hype about this???
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ana•stasia 
8 years
my ex sent me this and I honestly never thought that I'd see the day. Bryson tried to tell y'all. Regret is real.
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ana•stasia 
1 year
the sandwiches on that lilo and stitch game.
@JoeJoe1k
theTRENCHES
1 year
The sandwich i be wanting bae to make me at 2am:
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
1 year
i’ve never wanted something so useless in my life… until today.
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1 year
Must have accessory😉.
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ana•stasia 
1 year
I asked my job for a mental health day to work from home due to the anniversary of my moms death. i had 16 cases assigned to me when i clocked in, 20 minutes later they’re gone. my managers took over my cases to make today easier for me. the response was “we got you”
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
7 years
lolololihaveissueslololol
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
if i’m sitting in the shower just know life is beating my ass.
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2 years
do y’all sit in yall showers ?.
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ana•stasia 
6 years
YOU BETTA WHISTLE BOY WHAT!!? 👏🏽.I've never seen anything like this but soooooooo damn glad I did!! 😩😍
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
happy gay month bc you know you gay and stuff 🏳️‍🌈
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
AND YOU’RE GONNA TELL ER
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
What is something that y’all randomly blurt out loud?.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
i really enjoy odd shaped drinking glasses.
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cafe daily ౨ৎ
2 years
iced coffee
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
i belong to this era
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Puja 🥂
2 years
I belong to this era
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
8 years
louder for the niggas in the back 🔊
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ana•stasia 
2 years
What is something that y’all randomly blurt out loud?.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
7 years
I hate this sexist idea that once you become a mom, youre not supposed to have a life, you cant go out, you cant be in a relationship, hell you cant take a break without being accused of being a bad parent. Taking care of my kid is my fav but Im allowed to take care of me too.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
she was probably the most unbothered mf of ‘00
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me in class after I win kahoot
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
9 years
fuck whoever Daniel is 😂😍
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
same actor, but they’d probably hate each other
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Mari 💖
2 years
Same actor but they’d probably hate each other
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5 years
i seen these on facebook and just. wow
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
8 years
It's never too late 😛👽🖖🏾 #LesbiansBreakTheInternet
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ana•stasia 
2 years
in texas, a mom of 2 died. because she was forced to carry a dead fetus that was decaying inside of her and she ended up getting sepsis and passing away. you aren’t pro life when you GET TO PICK AND CHOOSE which lives you care about. you’re still making a choice.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
1 year
i love sassy studs . that’s my nigga and my pretty princess.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
6 years
If you're looking for more content!
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
6 years
As a kid my mom ALWAYS had orange juice, I mean even in church ok. She said it made her healthy. one day on the way to home we stopped to get gas and guess what she left? Her orange juice. Girrrlll before the juice touched my tongue I knew I fucked up. That bitch was 96% liquor.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
8 years
if this isn't your reaction to your girls selfies. wyd?
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ana•stasia 
9 months
i dropped a girl I was talking to because she didn’t talk to me for an entire day and a half because her ex texted her and it made her feel some type of way. am i a asshole for that? . in my strong hearted opinion, no ex should have that type of power over you.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
4 years
they're rioting because they lost. not for a cause, not to fight for justice,.but because they . ✨ l o s t ✨.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
I seriously can't wait to meet my mini me 😭💕
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ana•stasia 
9 years
this is so me
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ana•stasia 
8 years
☝🏽 dm me a number & let's start a conversation
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ana•stasia 
2 years
grandmas deserve to be around forever.
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ana•stasia 
4 years
best thing i've seen all month 🥰🥰🥰
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
7 years
YOU GOT ME TRIPPIN, YOU GOT ME LOOKING IN THE MIRROR DIFFERENT. THINKING I'M FLAWED BECAUSE YOU AIN'T CONSISTENT
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ana•stasia 
8 years
I still don't understand how they can take 45 minutes to reply but you text them "goodnight" and they respond in .2 seconds. It never fails
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ana•stasia 
8 years
"I'll always be a woman of wounds, of rope-mark neck and melted skin. Love will not heal me". This spoke to me on many levels, had to share.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
4 years
i'm in love 🤎🤍
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
60 cal per bar. so good.
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@_badassiee
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Fitness twitter, what's a healthy snack with low calories that is sweet?.
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ana•stasia 
2 years
when i tell you. my jaw is on the floor
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ana•stasia 
7 years
I can't even get past the talking stage, congratulations boo 💕 many blessings and positive vibes headed your way
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
6 years
🎊About my pregnancy🎊. Age I got pregnant: 21. Age I gave birth: 21. Due date: 3/17/18. Day I gave birth: 2/8/18. Vaginal or c section: c section. Weight: 4lbs 14oz. Height: 18in. Sex: boy. Name: Elias Wallace Jackson. Post a pic during pregnancy, first born and now
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ana•stasia 
7 years
If this ain't the cutest shit
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
i decided to join…. LMFAO
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
(not my current partner) they burned CD’s with all of my favorite songs from my two favorite artist. she’s booked an Airbnb and drove 12 hours just to spend my birthday with me for two days. hand written letter, all my favs like 😭😭. to this day, she was my sweetest love
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@ddianafoxx
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what’s the sweetest thing your partner has ever done for you? i love all that cute stuff.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
water and a full 8 hours of sleep
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
8 years
girls who like girls? 👀💘 fav/rt.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
whole ass mood
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
9 years
Leonardo DiCaprio won his first oscar & uses his speech to bring awareness to climate change. If that doesn't scream greatness idk what does.
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ana•stasia 
8 years
ooooo say it again 💯
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ana•stasia 
8 years
I'm not even sure if I have friends lmao
@shahday_
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My best friends brings me lunch and then slides a 20$ for me ✨✨
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ana•stasia 
8 years
I need me a li'l baby who gon' listen . and communicate.
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ana•stasia 
1 year
she gon make all her money back and then some.
@stallionaccess
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Megan Thee Stallion reveals that her upcoming project is independent and solely funded by herself.
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ana•stasia 
2 years
woke up like “it’s june 👀” i could wait to tweet this lmfao
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ana•stasia 
8 years
don't do dis.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
6 years
It seriously feels like @Kehlani is talking TO me.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
9 years
#growinguplesbian 🙄. Mom: "Lord Jesus, don't know what I'd do if my child was gay. So thankful" . Me:
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ana•stasia 
6 years
im fighting every fucking employee, the demon babys momma,daddy AND bald headed ass granny. Not one single fuck will be given.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
@p00p98_ @marandamartinnn @NakedWonderr @okaygal69 Okay look. If you love someone, like truly love them, nothing will stop you from wanting to be with them. Ending a sisterhood just bc your girl didn't "listen to you" is stupid. You can tell get you're concerned you can remind her of what happened the last time.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
After 72 hours of labor. My prince finally made his arrival. So so thankful for all of the love and support. Don't know how I could have done this without it. Welcome Elias Wallace 💙 February 8th 2018 3:42am
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ana•stasia 
6 years
Y'all 8 minutes until @BramtyJuliette drops the video of the twins 😩😍 I feel like an excited auntie!.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
7 years
@p00p98_ @marandamartinnn @NakedWonderr @okaygal69 But ultimately, the choice is hers to decide. Some people really need to learn on their own time. You can't force anyone to do anything. You can just do your part as her friend and just be there for her. You don't even have to repeat yourself. Just listen.
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ana•stasia 
4 years
i love it here
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
6 years
y'all see this shit .
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
lesbians tyler, lesbians.
@tyler02020202
tyler woodward
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who is having sex for 2-5 hours.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
she's so fine 😩🤤
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
8 years
*in class sick as hell coughing up organs and shit* . professor: "do you need some water". me: "no I'm okay"
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ana•stasia 
7 years
today was a good day ♥️
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ana•stasia 
8 years
for a lesbian. I hate girls so fucking much.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
this shit is so mf disturbing. How in the FUCK are you going to listen to someone get raped and scream for help . and not do shit? There’s a special place in hell for both of them.
@xmialashay
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Idgaf if it’s my friend or my WORST ENEMY I wouldn’t just sit there on live and let this shit happen . This goes to show YOU can’t call EVERYBODY yo friend Period 🙅🏾‍♀️ A real friend would’ve stopped that or did everything in they power ! Anybody know who this is ❓❓‼️
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ana•stasia 
2 years
like bitch…
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
2 years
the scream after forgetting you have leather seats <<<.
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ana•stasia 
6 years
I have soo much respect for her saying this. It's more than okay to be at the top of the world and still feel like everything is falling apart. To say this publicly & full of raw emotion is exactly what I needed. I have no clue what the fuck I'm doing either Ari, & that's okay ♥️.
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ana•stasia 
8 years
if you're gay, retweet this 👀🤤💕.
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ana•stasia 
8 years
when y'all cuddling all cozy & shit then ya significant other let's go and turns in the other direction. went from bae to fam real quick
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ana•stasia 
1 year
CHRISTINAAAAAA???? christina’s gone.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
I'm bomb even through the damn "talking stage", honestly lol
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ana•stasia 
6 years
So you mean to tell me. Domo BROKE UP with Crissy. Crissy told Domo that she was seeing someone and told Domo NOT to tell anyone. Domo spots a hickey & loses all the sense God gave her and told her 1M followers someone else's personal business. Do I have this right?.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
6 years
PSA TO ALL MY MAMAS BALLIN ON A BUDGET: . carters is having a 70% off sale right now.(up to) . like i just bought 7 shirts for $10 and i'm so excited 💀.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
Unpopular opinion: Just because you've looked out for me in the past doesn't mean I have to stick around and put up with your bullshit and toxic behavior.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
@p00p98_ @marandamartinnn @NakedWonderr @okaygal69 Soon enough she will get tired of being hurt and she will be the one to talk herself out of it. We are friends, sisters. Not parents.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
The video Kylie made for her daughter is seriously the sweetest thing. You can honestly just feel the love. Motherhood is so beautiful.
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ana•stasia 
2 years
this is why friendship break ups are so hard for me. like i really loved y’all.
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im platonically in love with my friends, those are my babies, they r my soulmates.
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ana•stasia 
9 years
drag his ass.
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ana•stasia 
8 years
gay girls where y'all at? fav/rt 👀🌚👭.
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ana•stasia 
8 years
How I sleep knowing that despite the election results, God is always in my corner. In God we trust.
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ana•stasia 
6 years
as a big brother your only job is to look out for your little brother ♡
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ana•stasia 
1 year
@alleyesonkb_ it really does! .starting with knowing that people like this do exist 🥹🤎.
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ana•stasia 
7 years
I'm so obsessed 😭😭♥️🐘
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ana•stasia 
7 years
being called baby girl frfr makes my heart flutter like 😩😩.
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ana•stasia 
8 years
hmmmmm why not 🤷🏽‍♀️💕#girlskissgirlsselfies
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
6 years
someone finally learned to walk in shoes 😍🤧♥️
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ana•stasia 
7 years
just wait for it 😩😭😭💕
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ana•stasia 
8 years
Update: . ⚪️ Relationship .⚪️ Single .🔘 Relationsingleship.
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ana•stasia 
8 years
My issue is that I swim oceans for people who won't even cross a bridge for me. I bet if it really came down to it, they'd let me drown.
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ana•stasia 
2 years
how much you wanna bet he’s a pisces
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ana•stasia 
7 years
you are my entire heart. my home.
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@ohmystass
ana•stasia 
8 years
I wrote this 5 months ago & Im so proud to say that I finally took off that bracelet. Your significant other should never define your worth.
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6 years
my son met his God brother for the first time today and my heart can't take this cuteness 😍🥺🧡
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