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Y’all see the scars right? WTF has been fighting with a 20ft great white? Space is cool and all but what the hell is in the ocean???
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I want all hot Cheetos crusting and Henny infusing chefs locked tf up. Kitchen to prison pipeline
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Let’s be clear every woman and plenty of men in Hollywood knew
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Y’all gotta stop tryna make the homophobia make sense. The straights can have lil boyfriends and girlfriends at the age of 8 & 9 and it’s “AWWWW” but if the queers know their sexuality before 16 it’s cause we’ve forced it on them.
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Twitter scholars please leave me alone. I too know ways that this shark may have been scarred. I also know that we know little about the deep sea and what lives there and that scares me.
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@TaylormadeChamp
I’ve decided to let natural selection handle white people ion even study their weird ass hobbies anymore
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This year I’ve been to:
1) Hell
2) Back
This year i’ve been to:
1) Houston
2) St. Thomas
3) New York
4) Miami
5) Virgin Gorda
6) DMV
7) Orlando
8) St. John
9) pound town 🤭🤣
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@WannasWorld
😂 she said she’s a lot of things but she ain’t broke. I hope she enjoyed them wings
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@ogxfitness
Oh wow so you’re telling me that during their 70 year life span they grow????? Wow!
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@Drebae_
@foreverkeyaa
The ”yasss” on the Michael Kors while she dangling her Prada is the fakest shit I've seen in a while
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Victoria’s Secret’s designers are probably watching this frame by frame
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@internvivien
@hisnameisbryce
Yeah but it being trending means it’s easier and more affordable to find
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@ogxfitness
I’m not trying to do anything you’re projecting “dear” your tweet condescendingly stated the obvious. I felt obliged to return the energy
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@realmissblazee
@_simsimmaaa
*drunk again next weekend after telling God I’ll never drink again*
God:
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@queenjamesss_
@AlexBri_
Ok but I would deadass watch an Office spinoff based on Dr. Miami and it be like Michael’s successful brother’s plastic surgery practice
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@JElliotts17
Bey texting Mariah afterwards like “the servers were dressed nicely for once, have you ever been waited on by a Jenniffer I think she said her last name was Lopez”
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@ALISHANANDI
@pierrefleury_
Yes but Hawaiians have explicitly asked us to not come. Wherever we travel though we should do so conscientiously and respectfully
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@xHollywoodCourt
@_grlnxtdoor
When we eat the rich and take their shit I call dibs on one of these
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@ty_hotcommodity
@JalenMichele
The girls need to realize that there’s bout 5 girls in every hood that can do what you do cheaper and without all the bs policies.
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@Z1M_MDS
I’m aware of all these things. Some of those scars still don’t look very old, and we know that something attacks large sharks like this deeper in the water column than orcas go.
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@Truddieback
@rieslingbeauty
I didn’t know stomachs could look like that. As of today I’m an airtarian.
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Maybe Summer should do virtual concerts. Like onlyfans but music.
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While you’re here sign this petition to have Sandra Bland’s case reopened.
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@bellaflores84
Nah he probably tried to steal Squidward’s clarinet and caught them tentacles
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Whoever said Victoria Monét makes music for people who got old heads for parents was too accurate. The crowd loved this Supremes moment 😂😂
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@evocity043
It has to stop. Henny don’t taste good and they don’t even reduce it down properly half the time.
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@BlessingBungane
@kingbealestreet
The funniest was Cool People at Global Citizen. Chloe is literally crying the whole song and Halle just giggling and waving to people
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@BienSur_JeTaime
@TheBrookeAsh
Them feeling the need to include the murderer’s opinion that they ”were not good neighbors” gives it up too
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@Z1M_MDS
MARCUS GET OFF OF MY TWEET BEFORE I BLOCK YOU. I’m well educated on marine life you are not telling me anything new or interesting you’re just being annoying.
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@Konyjenn
@nichelle_renee
Let them know cause Jimmy ain't get shot to be disrespected like that!
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@ChristineFox
@TheBrookeAsh
This would’ve been me calculating if slapping her out of her tax bracket her was worth it.
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@beyoncegarden
@Beyonce
After I create a trust fund for myself I’d release the FWT doc and The Visuals™️
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You heffas who can cornrow your own hair going always have a hater in me. It’s just not fair
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Sarunas dismissing his brother’s abuse telling Keke’s mom he used to be like that when he was younger is prime example a lot of why many men refuse to condemn abuse. It’d require them to take accountability for their abuse and the harm they’ve inflicted
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@georgia24se7en
@Sico357
Girl if you think we are talking about the gills I just don’t know what to tell you other than look again
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Tre really has had me rolling for over a decade
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I’ll leave this here. I’m not going back and forth with y’all on whether or not not being straight is some unnatural anomaly threatening humanity.
THANK YOU...I been waiting for a reason to speak on the advantage of same sex and asexual people to humanity. If people are not occupied with raising their own children they can contribute to the raising of others, spend more time on other survival needs, raise an orphan etc.
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@mylifeiskara
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please sample Big Spender on the next album the City Girls and Boys deserve
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@B_tifulDisast3r
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They were rhetorical do you know what that means? I’m just here for jokes and to contemplate the mysteries of the deep sea.
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@natayaska
3 months emergency savings where is it? They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
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Azealia directing her mouth at a worthy villain?!?!? Santa is that you?
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@MrBHughes
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I ain’t say shit bout the child. Her hairstyle is a sign that her white momma hasn’t taken interest in learning how to do her daughter’s Black hair. Those it was meant for got it and didn’t need any explanation. I know this is hard for white people but everything ain’t for you.
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Bees been trying show us how to have a peaceful society.
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Y’all wasn’t going tell me my favorite Tiktok himbo now comes in Black?!?!?
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@AsthmaKid
Joe is hive. He sending checks knowing that money is bout to be Beyoncé’s stimulus check. And now this I see it!
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The police have arrested a different suspect. When his mugshot is released if it matches the video I will delete the tweet until then no. Distrust so verify.
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@earringdealer
Jesus read the plot and was like “dad this is a bit much they won’t believe this”
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