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Because I do not respect him, nor the institution he stands for, from now on, I will be referring to him exclusively as “Michael Mouse”
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👇👇👇👇👇
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Doctor Doom the second Ororo comes around
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@AerithsSeat Even Doctor Doom simps for Storm in the comics.
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 mins into a special): On April 24th, 2024, Larry Dalrymple, my friend, died. He fucking died.
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‘THE SIMPSONS’ has killed off Larry Dalrymple after 35 years. He has been in the series since the first episode.
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Recession incoming
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A ‘SCARY MOVIE’ reboot is in the works.
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@pissvortex “Mr. Tortellini, can you explain to me why your wife is sleeping with another man right now?”
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@RaceplayShawty Twomad getting the new product from his plug
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@EPM106 Travis walking around and seeing Black guys with the most hardcore dripped-down fits of all time (America has truly fallen)
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@regularaugust Fake “mature manga” fans when a real complex character moment comes at them
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@Jtaylor0_3 Ferguson AND Chastain???
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@guymrdth @Srirachachau Ian Miles Cheong as Mole Man
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@pookleblinky Bro didn’t even read the tweet they quoted
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@jeremylovesyall Mickey Mouse-ass awards
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@EPM106 the most "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" of match ups
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@RaceplayShawty Bay Area public educators
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@okimstillhungry @PlsWatchGundam > attempts to defend Jeffrey Epstein Someone check this guy’s hard drives, please
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@sorrelquest @RustyShackleman More “cozy” games should be about being a wandering samurai or something, seems way more soothing to the soul
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@marinadovexo Blaming my crippling dairy addiction on my Islamophobia >>>>>>
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Seeing the replies, crazy how quickly people become bootlickers for producers when labor badmouths a project they’ve been laid off from
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Interesting
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@coopercooperco Jeff went long on the anti-Trump position, and it’s been paying out like crazy
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@bobo_circus By the 2010s, Mr. Rape has been retooled into an anti-hero named Mr. Rage (his killing of Captain Mariachi’s wife has been retconned)
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@EPM106 Me rn
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@firagawalkwthme White boy STUNS Harkonnens by speaking PERFECT Fremen on Arrakis
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@legotrillermoth Mickey Mouse Awards
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@RaceplayShawty 90% of being a comic fan is just reading anything with your fav character and just compositing it all into a coherent characterization in your head
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@Newposter2 I should not have to hear the opinions of a guy who wiped the blood from his diseased teeth on a wall next to his bed
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Turn to your mother and say this to her, word-for-word
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It probably stank but I bet it grips like a retarded kid when you try to take away his Lego set
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Normal person: “didn’t really like Captain Marvel, really dull and forgettable tbh” Greasiest mouth-breathing lobotomite you’ve ever encountered: “yea and FUCK BRIE LARSON THAT BITCH”
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Agreeing with someone that a movie is bad and then finding out that they don’t like it for bigoted reasons.
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@TrevelyanMayCry *seeing a faithful recreation of the badass power armor done using impressive practical effects* erm why did they give it a faceplate, that is simply illogical
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@RaceplayShawty LAPD got it right one time, and they blew because they were just that racist
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@Jtaylor0_3 Guy literally tethered himself to the Netflix slop machine and still acts like he’s a Maverick auteur
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Fake “mature manga” enjoyers when real complex storytelling comes at them
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dear denji, i’m sorry that man is your author.
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@SPEEDRCER @le_post_enjoyer Every time a white character is race-bent to Black, an angle gets its wings
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Now hang on a minute…you’re telling me the people who view having children as simply a means of extending their own genetic dominion into the future don’t treat their kids very well?
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Ohhhhhhhhh so it turns out the freaky silicon valley pro baby power couple hits their kids
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@RaceplayShawty This has become a fixation, you need help Cole
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@theoceanblooms Tapping in the gooner demo is certainly a bold play
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@michaelbluht House and Wilson’s love really is the story of House MD
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@kissinglesson Bonnibel would go crazy for Sims
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@ThatJakePC @EPM106 John Mulaney for next year, please
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@RaceplayShawty Kirkman for like 30 issues after the Viltrumite War
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@envinyon Insane to get caught out like this for the *same shit* 4 years later lmao
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For every new Megan track they should put 10 more years on Tory Lanez’s sentence
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BOA IS OUT NOW EVERY WHERE 🐍🎮 RUN IT UP HOTTIES
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@realwackyguy So many people are just fascist who have reached self-awareness yet lmao
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@RaceplayShawty “Anime and manga are so straightforward” niggas when you ask them the viewing order of the Monogatari series
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@EPM106 LEGO price inflation and Nintendo price gouging????
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@FlnkStnk OP says they’re not defending rapists in the replies, but literally how else am I suppose to interpret their tweet???
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@jeremylovesyall Phil Lord atm
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@FreeGlass @RustyShackleman “I think it looks perfect on you, Mika”
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@0liviaolive Stanley Kubrick gave us a chilling vision into a future where you had to live in Birmingham
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It basically being canon that Paul was groomed to be Feyd’s concubine, but was born male, so Feyd inexplicably views him as a breedable twink is genuinely hilarious and awesome
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Tony factoring in trauma to determine who should be a part of the Ultimates
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THE ULTIMATES #1 is out this week! Let's go build a universe together.
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Love that Avatar makes libs/neolibs so crazy that they end up outing themselves as fascists
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The thing about Avatar is that obviously the humans should win. I’m sorry for the Na’vi’s trouble and I am eager to transport them to a nature preserve of some kind where they can graze in relative peace but we are gonna need that unobtainium.
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@BrndnStrssng Considering Bay probably wanted Beet to voice one of the “gangsta” twins, I’d say he made an effortless bullet dodge
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Batman after narrowly escaping with his life from one of the Sinister Six (it was just Shocker)
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Ya'll really act like Batman would be on his hands and knees praying against the Vulture.
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@N7aClGamer The like guarantees a rewatch, no like means I’ll forget about it in a week
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@EPM106 Can’t imagine why “my rapist OC assaults then murders a woman and her entire family” wasn’t a bit that went over well with the network
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@RaceplayShawty Mangacels when Western comics poke fun at their precious Eastern masterpieces
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@grnformicatable The like guarantees I’ll watch it at least one more time and potentially change my mind, no like means my opinion is set
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@VyceVictus Every crew gotta have the > Piss Boy > Organic Mechanic > History Man > Doof Warrior
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@indianloonie There’s never been a person who hates Grant Morrison or their works who is literate in any way
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@RaceplayShawty You’d be better off shooting this thing with a fucking cannonball than an AR lmao
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@jbromovies We always talk about directors who are Wife Guys, now it’s time to give the directors who are Daughter Dads their time to shine
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@quadspawning Pit breeders who do this shit should 100% be boiled alive
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@RaceplayShawty Having Ultron and Vision be generic AIs and not based off the brainwaves of other characters is such a fumble regarding the potential character drama, Feige simply doesn’t know ball
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@Name3309 Dude was like a DBZ character who got stronger the more he emotionally abused his children
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@Name3309 This is me reading Dune
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@Paul_Shrupert For every funny crank-adjacent opinion he has, he’s got about a dozen more on this level (or worse), people are so quickly to paradoxically defend someone just cause their mildly amusing
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@RaceplayShawty Le Based Civilian Sniper when you ask them who keeps killing fleeing pregnant women
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@lilgrapefruits @wuooods Made his performance all the better, we need more actors willing to do shitty accents
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@Newposter2 Literally the only reason people are deciding “All-Star Superman is bad, actually” is because James Gunn keeps citing it as inspiration for his new movie
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@RaceplayShawty Ewing before pitching a script to his editors
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@PoorOldRoloTony The people’s Best Picture nominee
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@RaceplayShawty This whole thing has truly emboldened all the most pathetic ghouls in this industry to speak their mind, we need a purge immediately
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@TheeDCstan @ Kevin Feige
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@bornposting I kind respect EMH for still having Hulk leave really early before coming back like a season later
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@RaceplayShawty Is there something you need to get off your chest, Cole?
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@Comrade_Waluigi @yandhiisntreal Kojima is a fan of movies and moviemaking, while Druckmann is a fan of Hollywood and Hollywood stardom These are two vastly different things that tell a lot about the kind of person you are, and real ones know which is
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@dalton_strange3 @le_post_enjoyer They treat Batman’s rogues like this when they’d all get their clocks cleaned as soon as they left Gotham City limits
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@RaceplayShawty They cancelled Avengers, Inc and Ewing said “oh, word?”
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@RaceplayShawty If James Gunn wanted to actually save WB, he’d just make Authority, Planetary, and other Wild Storm shit for the next ten years instead of whatever he’s trying to with Superman
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@RaceplayShawty “Eastbound & Bound with superheroes” is gonna be the first movie to make $1 billion dollars opening weekend
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@RaceplayShawty The best part of the hostage episode is when House gets the fun from the guy and then *gives it back* so he can diagnose him before SWAT comes in
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@milkydraws8 The She-Hulk happy trail
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@RaceplayShawty She looks like if Max Landis went on HRT
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@RaceplayShawty Toriyama unknowingly created the coolest lightskin character in all of fiction
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@EPM106 Universal totally allergic to making money
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@realwackyguy Fascists are so pathetic, any show of force and they instantly turn their bellies to you, constantly craving a boot to lick
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@EricDSnider Making this a trilogy with “How is that profitable for Frito-Lay?”
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@RaceplayShawty The other 10% is just reading whatever your fav writers do
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@hausofdecline An octopus, on the other hand, would grab a blunt *and* be able to grasp proper blunt etiquette with ease
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@realwackygal Guys called shit like “LynchBlacks1488” screaming at other people for being intolerant to Nazis
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@EPM106 The only feasible way this could work is if they *maybe* try to be meta about it, but the sheer Redditness of it would definitely kill me
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@RaceplayShawty I respect what it’s doing, but it’s way too Voltron-coded for my taste, we need to get more shonen meatheads behind the scenes
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@dynameld This is literally me because I discovered him thru Umbrella Academy before I even knew what MCR was
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@GalaxyPeaBrain Tesla shareholders to Musk every day for the last year
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@RaceplayShawty Robert Kirkman at Amazon Studios
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Reddit is down the hall, and to the left
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