Mr. Touch-Em-Up
@Comrade_Waluigi
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it’s something you’ll get used to, a mental mindfuck can be nice #GNK #LND #FBA CC: GAPERS
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Joined August 2020
time to bring back the classic pinned now that i'm back
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hold on, this is the same fucking place from that one clip six years ago . did they actually paint over the steeper steps because of that guy lmfao
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the “already become her mother” bit makes it extremely clear some femcel made this about her sister and her husband.
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cannot be understated how insane it is that Matthew Lillard was so good as Shaggy in the live action movies that he outright became the regular voice for him in almost all Scooby Doo media from there on out.
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zoomers did an Onision and basically fucked the UK police’s ongoing investigation by throwing rocks at the dude’s house and causing him to move away.
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it’d be funny as fuck if they had the actual voice actor eating the wings and trying desperately to stay in character while his mouth is burning but they’re probably just gonna make the whole thing scripted.
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i respect the idea of making a game that's basically Forza Horizon But With Horses to be honest, but also making a Cozy No Combat Game that is set right in the epicenter of the most violent period of Central Asian history is a cosmically funny decision.
We're making a game where you play a courier rider in 13th century Mongolia . No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness. Would you play this?
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these guys are very quickly going to realize that shoes weren't invented because of societal norms lmao.
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LazyTown was like 90% Magnus Scheving flexing his (literal) Olympic-level athleticism on the toddlers watching his show and it fucking rules.
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imagining one party member who actually wants to play a tabletop game sitting at the table like this in quiet agony as they’re subjected to the rest of the party’s glorified NationStates larp
During a D&D session my party found out a town was run by an awful monarch so we killed him and much to my DMs dismay we didn’t just leave it at that, we spent the ENTIRE session establishing a democracy, opening public schools, and creating a healthcare system.
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honestly shocked they got Timothy Chalamet to play Willy Wonka instead of the guy who looks exactly like Gene Wilder.
Congratulations, Jeremy Allen White, on your #GoldenGlobes win for Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Drama. 👏
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literal years of “show better than comic” posting destroyed in one episode lmfao.
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fell to my fucking knees when the gameplay portion kicked in man it looked so promising.
BRO THE DEAD CELLS DEVELOPERS ARE MAKING AN 80s ANIME INFLUENCED THEMED MARTIAL ARTS ROGUELIKE GAME WITH A BAD BITCH PROTAGONIST. TENJUTSU LOOKS GOD. LIKE. 😭😭🔥
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GRAPHICS CARDS! GET YOUR GRAPHICS CARDS!
BREAKING: NVIDIA has lost $500 billion in market value since last Thursday.
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oh shit it’s on
The Irish government is to begin a legal challenge against the UK government over its decision to offer immunity for Troubles-era crimes.
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why does Uncle Sam have an Arasaka HJKE-11 Yukimura smart pistol.
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almost drove me insane realizing that he was younger than Harrison Ford when playing the Emperor in Jedi.
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finding out a lot of modern actors have contract stipulations where they can’t look too dirty or lose too badly on screen was a real eye-opener for me about why they really don’t make battle damage look like it used to in cape flicks.
“Battle damage” and his suits a little ashy with no mask on. This is what battle damage is supposed to look like
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im fucking crying man
Donald Trump responds to criticism about how his proposed 200% tariff on imports could raise consumer prices in Fox News interview: . “I’m using that just as a figure of speech. I’ll say 100, 200…500. I don’t care.”
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how "shorter games with worse graphics" twitter be lookin when SKULL ISLAND: RISE OF KING KONG come at them
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they have Male V strung up in the bottom of CDPR headquarters like Lilith in Evangelion, never to appear in any marketing or crossovers again
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G-Man sighting.
A mysterious figure was spotted at the top of the stadium during Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in Madrid.
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LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO THE ECLIPSE FUCKED UP ON SOME MEMPHIS MOONPIES. SAW GOD STARIN BACK, AND HE BLINKED FIRST
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calculating manipulators having a screeching and crying meltdown the second things stop going to plan is pretty true to life to be honest, I think it’s the greatest way that Light could have gone out.
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imagine the four straight years of mockery they could've avoided by just going with the original draft lmfao.
Neil Druckmann reveals that Ellie was originally supposed to kill Abby at the end of The Last of Us Part II. #TLOU2Remastered.
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remember when we used to bully people like Jinx off the website for making content like this . what the fuck happened to that energy.
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in like five years they’ll have painted the railings, it’ll keep escalating like a Bugs Bunny vs Daffy Duck cartoon.
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still can’t believe they outright canned the DLC for Spidey 2, such a horrendously mismanaged game.
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honestly crazy how JK Simmons' performance as JJJ was so good that he basically became *the* actor for Jonah even after multiple reboots, in TV shows, and even video games. the only other time i can think of this happening was Matthew Lillard as Shaggy in Scooby Doo.
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so apparently there’s malicious code in HL2 Overcharged that targets the steamIDs of specific YouTubers who have criticized the mod before and prevents them from playing it. we’ve reached the point of “developers” (if you can call HL2OC’s team that) putting FoxDIE in their games
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even *thinking* about an open-world DMC game should result in spontaneous human combustion.
Devil May Cry is one of the most underrated action franchises ever made🚀. It has the skill, the style, the cool factor, the stunning visuals and a great world design. I’d love to see an Elden Ring-inspired world for DMC6😎 (cheers @SunhiLegend 🙌🏼)
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i dont think its batman dying that pisses me off, but the sanctimonious own-the-shampoo-bottles monologue harley spews during the death scene. "causin long term mental and emotional damage to everyone you knew" you are literally harley quinn. you and joker dosed a 5yo on TITAN
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we really gotta come up with a word that’s an equivalent to “gooner” but for drug use.
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when people talk about how something is "inspired by akira" and the sum total of that "inspiration" is Red Jacket And Bike Slide, i think about how The Simpsons had Chief Wiggum of all characters directly homage a scene from Golgo 13
"Inspired by Akira" @Neil_Druckmann. Akira // Intergalactic. Love to see it ! . #IntergalacticTheHereticProphet
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you guys think that one juri artist is about to kick out the stool seeing how many people are loving the SNK guest characters?.
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i love the (possibly unintentional) running gag where most of smiling friends' episodes are very obviously holiday specials but they never actually air on the holiday itself
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IT IS LITERALLY AS SIMPLE AS RUNNING AN EXE FILE THAT DOES THE WORK FOR YOU.
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they're drawing misato porn where she doesn't have her chest scar, you can't do that!
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extremely funny that being a bad dad is what made people turn on LTG and not the literal decade worth of insane shit he’s been saying lmao.
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total Dr Han victory.
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every rockstar game has little slip ups that remind you that the writers are from the UK but Bully is easily the most obviously british game ever made just because of how bullworth is structured.
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still believe this tweet is what got the show cancelled btw.
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he murdered almost 40 people for making cartoons.
Don't get me wrong, it's not like I feel bad for the guy at all. But it is extremely disheartening to see how many people think the death penalty is a good thing.
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it’s currently Lost Media (tm) because shadbase has been down for like six years at this point and the Wayback Machine banned the site, but Shadman used to have a drawing of Green Jacket Lupin on the sidebar and it was genuinely the worst Lupin fanart I’ve seen in my life.
When the worst person you know draws your favorite character
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it’s a ten year old adaptation of a thirty year old manga, the ship long sailed for that lol.
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this is smiling friends' "to be fair you need a very high IQ to understand. " and it's all downhill from here.
i cant believe SMILING FRIENDS of all shows just dropped a political episode that was complete utter looney tunes ADHD nonsense. but SOMEHOW it's also the most accurate and realistic depiction of modern american politics to EVER be aired on television.
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blue helmets deployed to Tel Aviv would be the funniest timeline imaginable.
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that's your target for today. you have 24 hours. good hunting.
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you know I’ve seen probably a literal thousand “you missed the point by idolizing Scott Pilgrim” posts on social media in the past decade and a half, but never a single post, not a one that actually idolizes Scott Pilgrim.
I wonder how the men who interpret Scott as this badass incel chick magnet feel seeing him be so fucking moe in the anime
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absolutely insane realizing that their art got worse BECAUSE they went to art school and received terrible “advice” from their teachers.
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now that’s a real funny “tiger drop negates all damage” meme ya got there, y’know my wife showed me a similar one just the other day. but just one more thing, could ya remind me what the input for a tiger drop is again?
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"they also complimented us on our shoes". they knew, man. they knew and they didn't want to overtly call you out.
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kinda crazy that a T-rated game in 2024 is forced to be less bloody than a *PG* movie in 1981
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle lets you relive the iconic opening from Raiders of the Lost Ark:
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it’s really not canonicity that matters lol it’s the fact that either way the TV show is setting back all the thematic progressions of the west coast fallout trilogy to keep the franchise locked in a perpetual state of looter-shooterism.
Todd Howard confirms that ‘FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS’ is canon to the events of the ‘FALLOUT’ series. “There might be a little bit of confusion in some places.“. (Source:
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“akshuly ur the racist one” is usually a lame gotcha, but if you see a word that has mostly been used to refer to cartoon skeletons in recent history and your mind immediately goes to an oldtimey racial slur you got the brain of a 1870s klansman and need to be studied for science
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WE’RE NOT DOING LOSS REVISIONISM
This was a perfectly fine comic, the insanely hostile reaction to it was some kind of collective psychosis.
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the entire franchise costs *less* than retail price for brand new console games right now
Broke fans of long running series being called fake fans because they can't afford to buy the games
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do you want a persona game set in college?
i haven’t seen one of these yet so. we listen and we don’t judge: persona edition
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“Star Wars is a nostalgia based enterprise and they are running out of ways to create nostalgia”
A source familiar with the Star Wars movie/TV development process has said “Star Wars is a nostalgia-based enterprise and they are running out of ways to create nostalgia”. (Source:
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kinda sucks though that the guys making these video are probably just having a laugh and people either interpret them as being either horrible bigots or Le Sigma Male Messiah.
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mocking CWC’s genuine homophobia and racism was like 75% of the reason why Chris originally became such a massive target for trolling.
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the worst thing about the TNBA revamp was how the voice director told Kevin to stop doing a different voice for Bruce and Batman.
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it’s so fucking hard to be an astarion fan who handles his character with humanity and not like a sexual object (what his whole arc is about btw) when the literal studio in charge of the game ignores said arc and continues to make him into a sexual object.
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“will not draw: mecha” on the comm sheet is a sign of weakness. one day Apollo shall appear before you in the guise of a man, requesting you draw him an MS-14A Gelgoog for three drachma.when you refuse him you shall be transfigured into the form of a laurel tree forevermore.
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nick crowley and pyro’s YouTube coverage was legitimately the worst thing that could’ve happened for the situation.
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capcom on their way to erase all the goodwill they accumulated from DMC5, the RE remakes, and SF6's launch
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i’ll never forgive “keikaku means plan” memes for making footnotes/margin notes, a very standard and respectable practice in the translation of literally anything that isn’t anime or manga, forever have a reputation of being “cringe” when it comes to Japanese media.
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kneel cuckmann furiously scrambling to his computer, booting up Microsoft word and throwing together a sloppy TLOU2 rewrite where Ellie dies horribly to “subvert audience expectations”.
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@EXM0RT1S yeah unfortunately Chris Hansen and the internet mob fucked any chance of Onion ever facing legitimate justice for the things he did but at least he’s faded into obscurity.
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@Magnarancia yeah, now that you mention it. though with how overly specific it gets i still think it’s about a couple the person knew for sure.
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baldurs gate 3 fandom rapidly approaching CSM levels of extremely annoying nagposts.
*taps mic*. Artists should stop drawing Karlach with a tiny waist, stop trying to feminize her body type and force an hourglass figure onto her, she is jacked and thats ok
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@Saucemanfredo_ I’m gonna level with you here brother I don’t know what the fuck that means.
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the ‘characters’ in Maus are real people from Art Spiegelman’s life. them being depicted as mice is a visual metaphor. there’s no ‘coding’ going on, they straight up ARE Jews.
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Does anyone know why airlines don’t put ads on the overhead bins?. Feels like a nice revenue opportunity sitting in *plane* sight
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“dead internet theory” is just a cope for people unwilling to accept the lovecraftian realization that the legion of checkmarks in any popular tweet are real, that people who are that vapid and brainless actually exist.
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TPC really waited until the Palworld devs had enough money for legal representation before they sued like Goku throwing the bad guy a Senzu.
Nintendo w/ The Pokemon Company have filed a patent infringement lawsuit in the Tokyo District Court against Pocketpair Inc. This lawsuit seeks an injunction against infringement and compensation for damages on the grounds that Palworld, a game developed and released by the
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thinking about the socioeconomic factors that drove Cook Cook to sodomize people, burn them alive, and fuck cows
If you're game includes bandits at all, you need to take a serious look at why they're there and what they're doing. This isn't to say that you can't have bandits, but think carefully about why people would be desperate enough to kill and steal for basic necessities.
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"yeah i sent that pregnant woman to hell, but i dunno man i just felt bad about the person who remorselessly killed my father figure and left my more or less adoptive uncle crippled for life. cycle of violence!".
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@phantomnald yeah the thing with Hughie happened in the comics too, just with Black Noir instead.
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@aryanblackgirl when RDR2 gave you negative karma for shooting Pinkerton bloodhounds that unavoidably tear your throat out in one hit I knew it was Over.
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aaand joke’s over, pack it up we’re done.
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i feel like we're forgetting the same exact thing happened with etika, and he ended up jumping off a fucking bridge after everyone pointed and laughed at him instead of recognizing the signs, so forgive me for being hesitant with kanye
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the numbers speak for themselves
Everytime I see a minus 8 design or just any re-design of this nature I just think of this
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this game looks like it was made with the express purpose of being the subject of a “THE RISE AND FALL OF” video.
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very funny to see people act like they’ve just discovered the Epstein Flight Logs when they google “(anime girl) age”.
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there's been lots of conversations about "diminishing returns" in terms of graphical fidelity, and now that we're at the point where $70 "remasters" constitute slightly changing saturation and brightness in cutscenes, it's pretty clear that game visuals have finally hit that wall.
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dropping items on death is fine when you have an opportunity to retrieve them (fallout 76, dayz, zomboid etc) but the item despawn timer in Minecraft is so pathetically short that you may as well kiss your shit goodbye if you die anywhere more than a few feet away from your base.
minecraft has brainwashed people into thinking that losing your entire inventory when you die in a video game is fair and balanced.
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Adam Smasher does not give a single fuck about Arasaka Saburo’s agenda to turn Japan into a world-dominating empire what.
“The enforcer of the main villain that represents the embodiment of their ideals” gotta be one of my favorite villain archetypes….
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i don’t know if Tom Holland has a contract like that in particular, and looking at a lot of his non-Marvel roles he probably doesn’t, but it’s definitely affected the industry as a whole and led to them not dirtying up actors anymore . shit used to be so raw.
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i really doubt any of the writers for KTJL played the arkham games beforehand, but you'd figure they'd at least do some research and realize "oh, this isn't sympathetic Pseudo-Deadpool Comic Harley, she's a fucking monster in this franchise".
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“sudden cancellation” the show didn’t get picked up, you can’t cancel a show that isn’t greenlit lol. it would’ve been licensing hell for any network that picked it up, they wanted Vegeta and Son Gohan and that was never gonna happen.
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if you REALLY want to see the “no-lose contracts” in action just put on any recent Fast and Furious movie, it’s absolutely insane . they literally have to make natural disasters happen to stop fights so neither of the actors in the fight “lose”.
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