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Your political Jesus isn’t Jesus at all. #LUFlames , US Navy veteran, New Federalist-Conservatarian worldview. I’m Gen X not a Boomer.😎 WriteIn Ron Paul
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Dear MAGA,
When you say the meanies in Congress stopped Trump from building the wall, all I hear you saying is Trump is a bitch that can’t fight.
Signed,
Everyone that has to listen to your retarded asses on the permanent loop known as X
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@drewevett24
The whole deal about the nomination was fabricated most likely to make him seem less of a tyrant.
The border deal is a day late and a dollar short. He didn’t enter the chat until RFK Jr. spoke up with many GOP governors.
It’s just part of the grift.
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@JoshPower80
Dude, Trump’s voice is a very tired sound in the ears of those who bother to listen.
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@JoshPower80
The fantasy land that has to be lived in to think Trump represents anything related to a solid candidate is beyond comprehension.
The dude showed the country for 4 years that he either cracks under pressure or is disinterested when it counts the most.
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@CjRIspark
@PolitiBunny
"you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."
Joe Biden—2008
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@Jaldrich911
@VivekGRamaswamy
@RonDeSantis
@NikkiHaley
I’ve voted Republican my whole life to include casting votes for the skid mark on America’s underwear known as Trump.
Not this time and I’m not alone. I can’t wait to watch the results roll in when the
@GOP
loses it all in November.
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One of the critical carryovers from Obama to Trump was the McKinsey Consulting Group. That group charged the US gov't over $20 million dollars to basically do nothing meaningful for ICE aside from saying buy cheaper food/rooms/medical while detained.
Ken Cuccinelli the ‘Immigration Czar’ from the Trump administration on Trump’s total con job on immigration:
- Trump admin deported fewer people and at a slower rate than the Obama admin
- Trump routinely called off large ICE raids and deportation operations
- Trump did not
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@RonStan44933983
@JoshPower80
@marklevinshow
Trump doesn’t have a chance, and he knows it. Why can’t you accept it?
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@GovMikeHuckabee
@realDonaldTrump
This is who you support as a “strong” leader. He failed miserably as POTUS. He continues to show his true colors as a liberal by attacking life bills in states like Florida. He’s a joke and so are you for kneeling to him.
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I am a believer in Christ Jesus. I am a lifelong little “r” republican. I had the honor in the US Navy of serving in Desert Shield/Storm. I am a husband to a great wife and father to 2 awesome kids.
I full-throatedly endorse
@RonDeSantis
for POTUS.
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@gasmanlaypipe
@JennaEllisEsq
Trump is the fraud.
1. Where’s that wall?
2. The trade deficit with China increased under Trump.
3. Why did he give a tax cut permanently to corporations like his own, but the working folks got temporary cuts?
4. Increased debt by $7.8 trillion
It’s because he’s a fraud bigly.
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@Actualfacts0nly
@KellyLMcCarty
@dangerousthinkg
@FLSurgeonGen
Product deteriorates when a company assumes loyalty based on the Brand.
Eventually, consumers reject the Brand because the product does not deliver the desired consumer outcome(s).
We are at the shitty product stage with the
@GOP
.
MAGA is the consumer group still buying it.
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@Mt2Aguy
@TreesbytheSea
@GeorgeWept
It’s a fool’s errand to think voting for Trump is going to better position the conservative movement.
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@realtimsharp
@chiproytx
Trump had 4 years with majorities for 2 of those years and didn't do anything to stop it either.
He did a hell of a job fast tracking the clot shot though.
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@cough6609
@NScholin22131
@AaronRuiz1980
@dangerousthinkg
@MikeLee762
@TheFloridaMike
@ZachMouseBlog
@ElijahKay2022
@28Dave38
@Stephen__Rimmer
@wannabewallaby2
@MByrnes1066
@pjstewart777
@Karla1953
@cmarsh3409
@melonsoldier
@dwillis640
@bebrave1035
@BeefOfTheSea69
@Chavez967
@Thimblesymbol
@Aragost24
@jatticusbowden
@beverlypa
@calif_rich
@KhNyMd
@sneezlyodd
@SilensPlerus
Agree 💯 brother. Trump talks the big talk, and his baby cakes influencers do the same. Unfortunately for them, the vast majority of them would get bitch slapped by a stray kitten.
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@JoshPower80
Trump has turned true conservatism into the Marines slogan….The Few, the Proud.
It’s sad to see guys like Cruz getting dragged. I expect Rand Paul to get his little Trump Train conductor’s hat any day now.
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@JoshPower80
I remember when I used to think Tucker was a serious journalist. It’s been awhile though because he is now more like a shock jock.
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@ConstitutionLo1
@JennaEllisEsq
It's not as if DeSantis is a usurper like the Democrats have with Biden being the current President while others are trying to primary him.
Trump lost in 2020. If anything, one could easily assert Trump is the one that now is not his time.
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@JoshPower80
Trump is counting on conservatives to “come home” as big media contributors like to say.
I am not doing it this time.
The biggest FU to the
@GOP
is doing a write-in, voting 3rd party, and absolutely not stroking another check to the RNC.
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@PolitiBunny
I’m not as weirded out at the way Trump looked at her as I am about how awkward I would look if someone serenaded me in a public setting. 😂😂
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@Mt2Aguy
@TuckerCarlson
So, let me get this right. Tucker thinks that paying $100 weekly for groceries in Russia on a median household income of $7,900 USD is better than $400 per week on a median household income of $67,500 USD?
I can see why the CIA rejected him when he applied out of college.
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Trump could’ve prevented her death. Prove me wrong.
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@DavidLimbaugh
@JoshPower80
When faced with 2 evils, choose neither.
We only have a republic if we can keep it.
Bowing the knee to either of these charlatans ensures a continued cycle of depravity and values commonly held by folks who profess Jesus as the Christ.
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@ThatMattOBrien
It's the power of a persuasive grifter. Trump told MAGA he ended wars and was Dr. Peace. The truth is we remained in the same theaters as under Bush and Obama.
Trump understands peace through strength about as much as I understand hieroglyphics in shorthand.
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@yesnicksearcy
@AlexHSant
@JoshPower80
@JoeBiden
It's sad. I remember a time I really liked Nick as a conservative voice. Then, he became confused by a liberal grifter from Queens who put an R by his name because the Democrat party didn't take him seriously.
Now, that same guy has infected the GOP with liberal policies.
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@AAC0519
@FrankLuntz
On both sides. For example, 4000 votes were attributed to Trump here in Virginia out of thin air. Whew, glad they caught that with audits Trump demanded.
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@geerts94147
@DefiantBaptist
We tried it your way and the Orange Clown got plowed by Basement Boy like a fragile bathhouse boy with an Only Fans page.
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@RedWave_Press
@krassenstein
At a minimum, the harm is done to the bank and their shareholders.
As a matter of fact, I’ll bet
@RedWave_Press
wasn’t happy with the bailouts of 2008-09. A vast majority of the issue then was falsified documents and creating loans on super inflated home values.
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@ACTBrigitte
All I heard was Mace playing the rape card herself. She didn’t report hers which is awful, but it’s a fair question to ask how do you square that with Trump based on his history.
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@ElijahKay2022
Trump is a toxic combination as relates to intellect.
He’s not curious by nature and he’s naturally dumb as a hammer.
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@danigrace428
I used to be nice when they claim Trump won.
I’m past that now and just say, “If that is so he is running for an unconstitutional 3rd term, and he should drop out so a real winner like DeSantis can win the Whitehouse for us.”
They don’t like that. 😂😂😂
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@BehizyTweets
@BelieveInBlopp
@LauraLoomer
You guys never change the game plan. Fabricate anything, call it a bombshell, and walk away.
In your world, I could claim I have video of
@realDonaldTrump
overhand jacking to lady boy porn in the corn 🌽 section of a supermarket.
Boom…bombshell 😂😂😂
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I’ve heard some crazy amounts men have paid for a woman of ill-repute, but Trump really dropped a load for his. $500 million of a load. 🤓🤓🤓
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@timk519
@posting_anon
That’s the cool part about fapping. You get to say that knowing full well you’d get a mud hole stomped in your ass and walked dry in real life.
Why don’t you crawl out of the basement and tell your mom to iron the shirt I left the other night? And, more cheese on the sammich.
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@Mt2Aguy
I'm going to go with, "Donald, please don't stand so close to me unless you have a current card showing you're STD free."
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@ConservativaPol
She’s trying to raise $6500 for the trip.
She’s got $1300 in bootlicker donations so far.
The grift continues.
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Is Trump trying to lose? | The Hill
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Never trust an alleged leader who can’t own their failures. It’s those assholes that always find another direction to point the finger.
@RubinReport
@MaxNordau
This clip, The woman asking clearly knows Trump shut things down, and was just hoping Trump would take responsibility for what he did, and not repeat in the future, so she can justify voting for him.
Trump responds that he never shut down anything, it was all just DeSantis.
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@JoshPower80
Blackrock brought in McKinsey in 2022. That’s like admitting your company is a smoldering pile of 💩.
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News Nation just reported that Team Trump says they are not renting big venues now because of his additional legal costs. 😂😂😂😂
I call bullshit. He’s not renting them because he can’t fill them, and he stiffed countless venues in the last 9 years.
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@WRETCHEDREDUX
@EdKrassen
@The_Last_Tru
So, is Clinton clean? Branson? I ask because there is nothing more on them than on Trump at this point.
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@SwissWatchGuy
@ReOpenChris
I'm sure it's an oversight due to having her Botox injected lips pulled over her head.
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@IanJaeger29
Do we have to supply him with coke straws that have the presidential seal on them?
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@RealPData
@JoshPower80
is spot on.
#Cult45
could justify Trump choking kittens while raping a 15 year old girl on live TV.
#Cult45
would say kittens don't have much of a life anyway, so Trump was just being compassionate, and the girl should be honored he liked her.
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@julie_kelly2
@joshautry
Julie is channeling her inner Commie like her Orange Daddy. Good girl Julie.
Maybe Trump can give you a 5% discount on some of his ghetto-fabulous tennis shoes.
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@TravierCradd
@RonDeSantis
You are living proof that the next generation of Americans has leaders in the making. Thank you for using your voice to influence the country’s trajectory.
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@dangerousthinkg
I picked RFK, but I’m close to Can’t Be Bothered.
No matter the outcome of November, America is still going to be under Democrat rule.
Am I that confident that Trump will lose? No, I’m that confident that Trump is a Democrat too.
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@JoshPower80
Ukraine is like the baby mama that needs a car this week, money for a house next month, cash for their other baby daddy next year, business start up money the year after that, etc.
It’s a belly that will never be full.
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@mitchellvii
Once Haley drops out, and Trump is clearly in the DNC cross hairs, Trump will trend 9-10 points down consistently.
Trump has no path to 270 once the trials heat up.
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@GlenSPhoto
@julie_kelly2
@RepThomasMassie
Massie has balls the size of the piles of coke grifter Trump snorts to keep his old ass motivated.
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@DreaMGriff28
@debisuz2
MAGA would invite Satan to the GOP chat if they thought he could recoup the votes Trump loses every he opens his limousine liberal from Queens mouth.
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@JoshPower80
In that forum, that’s the best answer. Anything else will lead to scholarly assertions that have been argued by both sides for oh, about 160 years and counting.
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@ConservativaPol
Not sure where to go with this 💩 sandwich of choices. I think we can still do write-in in Virginia.
If a presidential candidate was a taco fart, you wouldn't want to be trapped in a car with any of them.
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@BryceMLipscomb
this is why many conservatives feel comfortable throwing our support behind RFK Jr.
He’s the one guy that is proving more than ever we need a viable 3rd option as opposed to accepting the typical 2 party drivel.
Texas is right. Biden’s failure to secure the border leaves states no choice but to take matters into their own hands. As President, I will end this humanitarian crisis once and for all. I will secure the border and destroy the business model of the drug cartels. A country
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A recent drive by media story has been about the issues with military recruitment being down.
In my opinion, kids are just following Trump’s lead. After all, he’s the one that called us suckers and losers for serving.
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Read this and consider the wording as a foretelling of November. 🤓🤓
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@MattAAW
@FreebornMaryAnn
We didn’t leave the
@GOP
. The GOP left us.
We have gone from capable leadership to an antique in orange makeup that is considering his daughter in law for the Chair when she’s so delusional that she thinks singing I Won’t Back Down through her nose sounds cool.
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@PolitiBunny
@ztech1001
@willcollier
@UVA
That makes me sad. Our daughter is still researching hard as a sophomore. I've counseled her to include the school's DEI outlook in her research, so she doesn't end up thinking it is about her performance as a student.
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@Sea_Glass1115
I think it's partially political, but the outcome would've been significantly more favorable if Trump hadn't rolled into court like a bantam rooster 🐓
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@yalligatorgar
The family members likely take issue because he's running against their boss, Joe Biden.
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@Tom88206311
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump lost his lap dancer after Biden ejected him from the Whitehouse.
Ivanka checked out on the constant “grind” of making her Pervy Pop happy.
Melania demanded a renegotiated pre-nuptial agreement.
His plastic girls have given him a 19th nervous breakdown.
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@TammieMcDonal17
@MaxNordau
@GovRonDeSantis
Probably a MAGAt candidate. They all got their asses kicked here in November. So much winning.
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@Rimer_Chris
@IHearTheShofar
@monsterhunter45
What is your perception of Trump accepting an endorsement from a key figure in the BLM movement?
My perception is that is very leftist on Trump’s behalf, especially when you consider he made the endorsement sound like it was from BLM ✊🏾 at large.
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@jso_patriot
@PandaBambooHut
@MixhaelJNoir
The fact that Kid Rock brings it up in an interview demonstrates he can’t be trusted with classified information, and hence, he doesn’t have a need to know.
It’s weird how flippant people are with this subject.
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@MikeCollinsGA
@reesejgorman
Imagine what happens when Good gets primaried out, and MAGA flips a permanent red district to blue in November.
MAGA is like the GOP's version of Trail of Tears.
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This is exactly where we are in America.
I wonder what would happen if a political party ever stupidly swung from being dominated by snooty and corrupt and cowardly corporatists who hated average people, to one dominated by easily manipulated white trash who spends all day dropping their social security checks in the
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@monty_winton
@TuckerPoodleMA
@beezwackx
Trump failed. I know he can’t admit it because he’s a narcissistic sweet boy, but if you can’t tell he pushed the clot shot, you’re a Neal and Bob sycophant with shiny lips and a wet chin. Get off your knees!!
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@Actualfacts0nly
@KellyLMcCarty
@dangerousthinkg
@FLSurgeonGen
@GOP
At some point, the 💩 sandwich of choosing between 2 evils just tastes too much like 💩.
To make it consumer oriented again, a Ford guy (GOP) doesn't have to buy Chevy (DNC) to prove his point. He can simply not buy Ford (GOP) again until they get their 💩 together.
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Imagine what happens when Good gets primaried out, and MAGA flips a permanent red district to blue in November.
MAGA is like the GOP's version of Trail of Tears.
BOB GOOD was kicked out of grand opening of a Pro-Trump store in VA-05.
Here’s a video, I obtained.
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@NonMagadonian
@reannadilley
I wonder what they’ll do after Trump gets his baby grapes and broken twig smashed? It’s better if he loses the primary instead of taking that second ass whooping from Basement Boy Biden.
My guess is they’ll go back to selling used single wides to meth cooks.
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Say it with me:
E. Jean Carroll got deeper in Donald than he ever did with her.
$83.3 million deep in his ass to be exact.
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Yes ma’am. If allowed, Trump will continue his assault on conservatism leaving a small remnant of what was originally a movement based on Constitutional freedoms.
@TheFloridaMike
@YankReb69
At this point, I don't care who wins, the most dangerous choice is Trump.
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@JoshPower80
Let’s be real, at this point, both Trump and Biden would need a cup of Adderall next to their water glass in order to make it through a 2 hour debate.
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@PatriotPlymouth
@AnnCoulter
That's an odd assertion considering he lost the popular vote by a combined 11 million votes +/- a few in the last 2 elections.
And please, don't say 2020 was "STOLLEN." He trailed Biden from 2019 through the day of the 2020 election.
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@charliekirk11
In related news, the RNC decrees the primary over and announces the candidate will be Don the Con as soon as his first felony conviction is under his belt. Good times all around in tyrant land.
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@mitchellvii
@RightWingDad
Trump’s campaign deserves zero kumbayah from us. Most of us supported him in ‘16 and ‘20 even though it was obvious he was not conservative.
Name the negative republican connotation and Trump has hurdled it already.
1. 2A—failure
2. Border wall—failure
3. We can go for hours
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@DonnaDee5496
MAGA thinks RFK Jr. is going to save Donnie Clot Shot by splitting the vote.
So far, it's looking like Trump may fall prey to the vote split.
Sad, bigly.
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@liverpoolfcsyd
@krassenstein
So is Trump. He’s just another loser at this point with an ass load of court dates.
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@MadMimi3
@GinoPatti88
Trump’s Go To has always been physical ridicule. That mindset has infected all of his drooling sycophants.
Plus, they have to focus on something other than policy since Trump’s policies from 2016 mostly morphed into liberal talking points by 2019.
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@CuriousDeb1862
@libertarian357
Trump is the biggest globalist in the primary and it’s not even close.
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@imjdsharp
@krassenstein
What’s he going to do? Slap his wife? Not everyone beats their wife life Trump and his band of meth cooking thimble dicks.
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Y’all make sure to get out and vote today. 😂😂
Why the laugh emojis?
Well, it only took Virginia 3 years to figure out they assigned 4,000 votes too many to Trump in 2020.
I trust whatever happens today as much as I trust a taco 🌮 fart a day after getting over diarrhea. 😂
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